#'annoy them!!!' BAHAHA

[funnierasafictive]

some advice i see a lot regarding how to tell if someone is a fictive or just a character that the person is imagining is to try to imagine them doing something they wouldn't and see if it feels wrong or if they flat out refuse but i was wondering is there any way to tell if you've just imagined them refusing? like, if it's more in character for them to do so is that not simply where your mind would go? how can you tell whether there's a person behind it or whether it's just that your mind itself doesn't want to cooperate??

Honestly, I'm not sure how to answer that. BUT, it does remind me of when our old host met Jaiden (not a fictive) and they read that a way to check if someone is really sentient, you do this specific exercise about balancing a feather on their noise or something. Honestly none of us remember the point of it or how it would have worked, but what happened was, Jaiden was already Real. He split real, Jamie just wasn't sure (thank you denial). Because Jaiden cared about Jamie, he indulged him and did the exercises. But it would go on for DAYS to the point where Jaiden literally told Jamie to just "stop". "I'm real!" and even if Jamie told him to do these exercises, it was annoying him.

So yes, having them do something they'd like is an option. But have you considered annoying them to the point where they snap at you?? SKDFJS

OF COURSE DONT like. put yourselves on bad terms. but its something to think about. A lot of the time when we're in denial, the person we/the current front is in denial about, starts getting annoyed, and then we feel bad about hurting their feelings.

So I'm not your therapist and I can't tell you what's what- but I guess you could also think.. "If I annoyed them, and they react badly to me annoying them, and that feeling of them scolding me makes me feel bad.. why would I ever make that up?"

Also give it some time. Sometimes if a split is new (or you think someone just split) it'll be hard to tell. Denial is a BITCH. If you already are used to having alters or system members in general, The fictive who just split WILL eventually be comfortable enough to be "concrete enough" with you, if they already even know who they are. maybe your brain itself is still figuring things out. We talk about splitting as a community a lot--where spliting is usually depicted as like this FAST thing. but sometimes its slow! which DOESNT help if youre trying to figure out if you have someone or not!

[arrietty-rune]

I know i forget to post on tumblr but

drew some Tobiases from different universes and you can see them on the comic Recipe of Disaster :D

Refs:

[bluelolblue]

Hiiiiii!! 💙 So!

Tell me about annoyed Santino. We all know he’s moody and irritable sometimes. What are some of the things that annoy him? Things at work, things that John does, just general pet peeves? And how does he like to be treated when he’s annoyed?

Hiiii!! :D

Oooh annoyed Santino >:), always happy to make him like that in my fics, so easily irritable and moody, so he's like those spicy cats that spit and hiss 😭

Alright! Santino can get annoyed at anything, really.

The thing that annoys him the most and he literally can't stand it is, when something he planned doesn't go as planned. It's over then. He's just pissed off the whole day, snapping at anyone who tries to talk to him and maybe figure something else out. Even at John. John would try to find a solution for whatever went wrong, maybe they can fix it, make a slight change in the schedule, but he often gets cursed at in Italian. And later on Santino feels bad about it. John just tried to help him and he snapped at him.

However, there are moments when John succeeds at calming him down with that and they make a new schedule. Then Santino's feeling better, at least he's not in that horrible mood.

Something changes in his schedule, everyone get away from him. If you're his staff, don't even bother, just walk away.

One more thing that really annoys him. When he's doing something, writing some papers or whatever, and someone interrupts him. Nope. Just walk away before he completely snaps. When John does that, he's not really THAT pissed off, but he still is. "I have to finish this." He HAS to finish his work, meaning being sat down for hours, without food or drink. And that's why John "interrupts" him. To bring him food and something to drink because this man ignores all that and just locks into his work. We talked about this before, but it fits into this :P

"You have to eat and drink. Your health matters the most." John would tell him. So, that either annoys him even more or Santino realizes that he's actually hungry and dehydrated. And he actually enjoys John's company then.

Other than that, if he's overall not in a good mood and John tries to be affectionate, snuggling against him when they're relaxing in bed and he's just not in that mood, he'd kinda snap at him, just a little. Yet, most of the times he ends up blushing. He's annoyed but one part of him likes it when John is like that.

"Stop it, I'm really not in the mood for that now." But when John catches his blushing, "Then why are you blushing?" Yeah, he blushes even more. John gives him space then, he knows Santino would snuggle against him when he feels like it. And yes, most of the times, moody Santino ends up cuddling him. It's John. He can't be annoyed with him. At least not for too long.

Sometimes when he's in that horrible mood, he needs John. Needs him close against himself, and to tell him that everything's gonna be okay and that it's okay to feel the way he feels. Sure, there are times when Santino wants to be alone in that mood, but there are times when he really just wants to be with John and needs his comfort.

John would hug him and tell that they will figure out everything together. That he's not alone in this. Sometimes it's easier to calm him down, sometimes it's harder. Especially when Santino gets overwhelmed and just is completely lost in his head. Even if he pushes John away, he would often regret it, apologize and tell him that he wants his help.

So yeah, Santino wants everything to be like he planned it, and if it isn't, he gets extremely annoyed. But then again, it's Santino, he's moody, he's irritable, it's the way he is. And John accepted that about him. And I feel like most of us did, too, since we all agree he's like that sometimes :)

Thank you so much for the ask!! 💙🖤

[meownotgood]

I wanted to make more progress today, but I spent most of my writing time completely rewriting some parts that I didn't like, and now I'm too eepy to continue......... oh well

[pinkandblueblurbs]

i rlly just roll through new forms of content creation to have as my hobby. i had my old ass marvel instagram for incorrect quote posts, then my blog here for writing, now my tiktok for edits…. one thing about me is i must Create

[dark-and-kawaii]

The Truth

Haarlep x F!Tav

Summary: They were like oil and water, constantly bickering and mocking each other's every move, acting as if they hated one another.

Notes: Haarlep is written as a male in this one. This is about Lofn my Tav and Haarlep but I wanted everyone to enjoy it so I didn’t name her in it <3

*ੈ Enemies To Lovers | Bickering | Raphael Is Annoyed | Making Out

Sitting in his archive, Raphael looked up from the contact he was attempting to write out. He could hear his little mouse and incubus bicker yet again…

“Fine!” She shrugs her shoulders and turns her back to Haarlep.

"Fine," he muttered, nonchalantly raising his own shoulders and crossing his arms, "It's quite amusing you know, how you boast about your intelligence yet swiftly metamorph into an ignorant imp when confronted with the truth."

She rolled her eyes, her lips curling into a smirk, "It's adorable how you resort to petty insults, but I suppose it's easier to belittle others than to face your own shortcomings, isn't it?"

They were like oil and water, constantly bickering and mocking each other's every move, acting as if they hated one another.

She turns back to look at him slightly only to stick her tongue out at him before walking away. Haarlep can’t help but to tilt his head to the side to glance at her, she was really leaving!?

Just as she was about to leave, Raphael entered his boudoir, "Could you enlighten me as to the significance of this commotio-“

She swiftly took hold of Raphael’s arm, her arms entwining with his, “oh thank goodness you’re here,” she pointed at Haarlep, “Please remove this creature from my sights!”

Raphael’s nose scrunched at her words as he gazed at the incubus, “What did you do?” His voice was low, his hands meeting with hers as she clung to his arm.

“I? Bahaha” Haarlep’s tail flicked around restlessly.

Haarlep's wings unfurled slightly, a defensive posture that was more for show than a real threat. "I did nothing more than speak truths that delicate ears cannot handle," he retorted with a sardonic grin. His gaze was locked with hers, a silent challenge passing between them.

The little mouse huffed, her cheeks puffing out in indignation, "He was being insufferable, Raphael!”

Haarlep couldn't help but observe the tightening of her grip on Raphael's arm. The incubus wore a knowing smile, shaking his head in response to her acting, possessive behavior. It was clear to Haarlep that she was caught up in her own delusion, unable to face the truth they both knew. The truth that she harbored genuine feelings for him, a mere incubus, rather than the infamous devil known as Raphael. And it was this denial that had led them into this situation they found themselves in.

Haarlep cocked his head at her, “The truth is like a sharp blade, capable of cutting through illusions and revealing the raw reality beneath, aye little mouse?”

Releasing Raphael’s arm, her lip twitched, “Truth!? Ha!” Waving her arms up she stormed out of the room.

The two watched as she huffed and left the room, her heels clicking down the hall, echoing as she continued down the corridor.

"It seems as if my words struck a chord," Haarlep mused.

Raphael scowled, "I’ll deal with you later, and I implore you to maintain silence when around her. She’s a valuable asset that I require.” With that, he was gone.

As she stormed down the halls of Raphael’s domain, she huffed and spoke to herself, “admit it, he says!” She moved her hand to mimic talking, her voice twisted to mock Haarlep’s, “Why don’t we play a game and you give yourself to me, he says! Ha!” She rolled her eyes, turning the corner.

There in the hallway, the incubus was leaning against the wall. A sly smirk crossed his lips as she halted her stride. She scoffed and shook her head, moving to walk past him. Just when she was almost cleared of him, he grabbed hold of her waist and pressed her back against his chest before wrapping himself around her fully. His wings like a protective fortress, shielding her from the storms of life and providing a comforting embrace. She turned to glare up at him, her cheeks dusted with a pink hue .

He nuzzled his head into her hair, “Hmm, I think we both woke up on the wrong side of Raphael today-“

“I appreciate your apology, now let me go.” She wiggled in his hold.

“Bahaha, apology? Dear girl, I do not apologize.”

“Just stop talking, your voice is only going to upset me more,” she continued to wiggle about.

His tail wrapped around her wrist, bringing her hand up to his face, he pressed her palm into his cheek. Her breath hitched as his fingers caressed her own. He swore he could hear her heart quicken…

He leaned in, his chin resting on her shoulder, his voice low, husky, and teasing, "Oh my dear little dove, what is it you want?”

She could feel her body grow warm, the hairs on her neck and arm standing, “not you.” She murmured.

Haarlep couldn't contain his laughter, "Of course, how silly of me." His tone was laced with amusement, his body vibrating against hers as he held her close, "You can't deny me your feelings forever.” He closed his eyes, relaxing in her presence.

She turned her head, their faces inches apart, her eyes soft matching her voice, "and you can't always get what you want..."

The incubus smiled and opened his eyes, his hand cupping her chin, he leaned in closer, his lips brushing her own, "so it seems with you, but I can always try."

Her eyes were transfixed on his lips, her breath coming out in shallow pants, her voice but a whisper, "Haarlep..."

"That's my name..." his lips brushing hers as he spoke. His smile was devious as his lips pressed against her own, the taste of her was all too intoxicating… Haarlep knew she could feed him for days, fully satisfied.

She didn't fight it, she couldn't. The kiss she had been wishing for all this time was like a drug and she was hooked. Her eyes fluttered shut as she succumbed to him, her arms wrapping around his neck.

They kissed as if the world around them was falling apart. His lips were demanding, taking control, stealing her very soul; in a way that was more poetic than literal, he didn’t wish to see her fall by his hands.

He pressed her against the wall, his tongue exploring her mouth, intertwining with hers. Their breathing intertwined as his fingers weaved through her hair while she pulled at his. They groaned and gasped, her body pressing against his. He gently bit her lip before they parted, a thin strand of saliva linking their lips. With a chuckle, he licked his lips, observing her closely, and the flush of red on her cheeks elicited a contented purr from him. His tail gently stroked her hip and thigh.

She was so soft…

The urgency in his eyes softened to a tender warmth that acknowledged the depth of their connection. She stood there, breathless and vulnerable, yet enveloped in the profound realization that amidst her facade, she truly did find an oasis in Haarlep’s arms.

He brushed a stray lock of hair from her face, tucking it behind her ear with a gentleness that contrasted his previous urgency. His tail still caressing her sides.

"Play a game with me, little dove?"

[donnabenevientosimpingzone]

Hello! It's your beloved annoying mutual here again!

This time imma challenge you. This is a RL ask! I dare you to draw a florist! Donna and student council president Bela having a jealous fit over the MC.

Let's see what you cook up😏

Bahaha- well I think I’ve healed enough to draw them-

[choccy-milky]

Their kids are so cute omg i'm gonna dir of adorableness

lewis: then die LMFAOO NO BUT FRR THANK UU IM GLAD U THINK SO🥹🥹💖💖💖all the love for them (esp lewis) gave me the idea to draw him deflecting all the attention so ty for giving me the excuse to post it....we luv our aloof distant boi🥰

its funny bc i was JUST talking about this recently, but i dont like pet names at all BAHAH, hence why seb and clora dont call each other anything, not even nicknames.... seb calls her the light/princess/a bird sometimes as playful and teasing jokes, but doesnt actually address her like that. and clora always calls sebastian by his full name as well, bc i was basing her dialogue/my writing off the game dialogue...bc for as close as anne and ominis are to seb, both of THEM call him sebastian in full, so maybe it was a victorian thing that nicknames werent really common? plus clora's so proper that it just feels like its in her personality to always call seb "sebastian"... i feel like if she ever DID call him "seb" he'd do a double take and be like ...HUH? who are you???......are you polyjuiced? LMAO. i do imagine seb calling clora "love" when they get older tho (not in hogwarts) bc i like how simple it is, and imagining him saying stuff like 'careful, love' makes me🫠🫠🫠🫠

aw TYY💖💖 honestly i didnt give the victorian setting TOO much thought, other than making clora more modest/not used to wearing trousers etc. like the actual victorian courting process was that youd ALWAYS be chaperoned by at least 1 other person and you wouldnt be able to kiss or anything, so the fact that our mcs are in a co-ed school with free reign already ruins that, so i wouldnt worry too much about it. a lot of it you can just wave off with the excuse that wizard society is more advanced than muggle society, which is true anyway LOL. i just kept the parts that i thought were fun/made it feel victorian ENOUGH but got rid of the stuff that was too annoying (one big example being the amount of clothing they wear....i said it in the notes for one of my chapters, but i wasnt about to make seb go through like 5 different layers just to touch cloras titty LMFAO) and no i didnt have 1 specific website i used, id just google "blank in victorian times" and look through all the articles and resources i could on that subject, and take little bits of it. SO YEA i wouldnt worry about it too much, just take what you want if you think it could enrich your story, and leave stuff out if its annoying to deal with BHAHA. and GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WRITING!!💖💖

BAHAHA yeah sebs bark was defs bigger than his bite when it came to actually having kids/getting clora pregnant LOL. he defs loves the pregnancy part, but i feel like seeing her go through the actual labour was super hard on him/made him feel guilty bc he hates to see her in pain, let alone bc of HIM. not to mention that i imagine he would still work even once they have kids, so to leave clora with like 6 kids by herself isnt something he would have wanted to do LOL. once both lewis and celeste are in hogwarts tho i actually imagine seb and clora still doing curse breaking as well (albeit less dangerous jobs/not as far away) BUT YES having a third kid that looks like seb and is sassy like anne would be SO CUTEEE...a happy accident is a good idea too, tho i kinda like the idea of it being cloras idea.....like, she gets baby fever again now that the kids are kinda growing up and sebs like no i dont wanna put u through that again... but obvs seb wouldnt be able to resist if clora was begging seb to put a baby in her LMFAOOO its already as good as done at that point😇😇 AND THANK YOU, and im glad you liked it!!!🥹💖💖💖

@the-kcm-muggleborn AWWW ur right thats so pretty.....ty for showing me!!🥹and im glad it make you think of clora...SHE WOULD APPROVE OF THESE STUDIES👌⭐🌙

[adrixivy]

Steve has lived in ice for 70+ years. Due to that, he missed several generations of trends, news, references. Every time someone mentions a reference from a show or movie. he’s always confused. So imagine someone mentions something he knows or understands where the references came from. He’s immediately pointing it out that he does know. And the Avengers don’t know whether to adore the man or roll their eyes. (Tony is the one that mainly rolls his eyes)

The Avengers are in a mission. And suddenly a giant robot, nearly as tall as the Avengers tower is released onto them. And they’re hitting it with their weapons which does damage yet it’s not showing any indication that it’ll shut off. And Peter being Peter, realised this is something familiar that happened in a movie

Peter, swinging around the robot looking for something: Have you guys seen Despicable Me 3? It’s basically Minions 3 but anyway, you guys know it?!

Steve, having watched it with Peter, (Peter got up to get popcorn and let the movie run and Steve decided to just seat on the couch and watch. Peter did not realize Steve was there after he got his popcorn either. He jumped up onto the ceiling after Steve stood up and walked away after the end of the movie, absolutely startled) replied immediately enthusiastically: I know! I know that! The tiny yellow beings!

Tony sighs and the rest of the team chuckles or rolls their eyes. Peter giggles at the man’s excitement and he carries out the plan with reference from it.

Peter, who found what he’s looking for: Mr Rogers! Remember that one scene where Dru breaks into the robot and breaks its core? Well I found it! At the lower back of the bot, there’s a circular panel! Break into the robot and break the core please! I’ll get you up! Avengers, I need your help restraining its movements so Cap can do it easier!

Immediately, the Hulk and Thor is holding one of the bot’s legs and Tony and Rhodey is trying to hold down the other too. Peter swings by Steve and grabs his hand. He swings with one hand to the panel and throws Steve directly onto it. Steve sticks his shield into the back of the bot and punches the panel open till it makes an opening big enough for him to fit through.

Peter is immediately down at the legs, swinging around it a few times to wrap its legs with webs and help Tony and Rhodey with holding the legs back. The robot seem to be going straight to some destination, which Friday had concluded that it was the President’s home, the white house. So they’re all desperately trying to stop it but Peter’s webs was easily torn apart and the robot is able to walk smoothly again.

Tony, seriously annoyed of the robot and wants to go home, shouts sarcastically: Anytime now, Steve!

Steve who had to climb up all the way to the bright red square that seems like the same core in the movie and genuinely believes it is it as it stands out: God, I hope this is it.

He smashes the bright red square with his shield and it shatters. The robot sputtered and soon enough, shuts down and was falling over. Steve quickly jumped out and was caught by Tony and Rhodey, grabbing one of his arms. Peter is immediately cheering.

Then suddenly Friday finds out the whereabouts of the mastermind who released the huge robot and the Avengers teleport there thanks to Stephen. Peter is immediately cackling and Steve is trying to hold in his giggles before he gave up and laughed too at the sight of the mastermind. Who has obnoxiously big goggles and their entire theme is yellow. The Avengers are looking at them weirdly and the mastermind is confused and furious because why are they laughing?

Peter, in the middle of laughing: HE-HE’S YELLOW-HAHAHA-LIKE THE MINIONS AND THE MINIONS LOVE TO-BAHAHA-BE DESPICABLE

Steve, trying to stop laughing with a hand on his mouth but can’t help it and looks away: S-stop it Peter *giggles right after*

Peter, can’t help but say one more joke: What’s your catchphrase? Oh, Despicable me?-HEHEHEAHAHAH

Peter is on the floor, clutching his stomach and Steve is hiding his face behind the shield, embarrassed that he can’t control his laughter. The avengers either have a grin on their face or are chuckling at the scene right now.

The mastermind is immediately yelling at them to ‘Stop it!’ and Peter laughs louder at the villain’s high pitched voice. He looks and sounds exactly like a minion that it’s incredibly more hilarious to Peter and Steve. Steve is embarrassed of himself for not being able to hold in his laughter. He’s literally a soldier but he can’t help it so he’s hiding his face behind the shield and giggling away. The two laughing Avengers are out of commission for the time being as the others take down the mastermind and bind him up.

The mastermind is brought along with them in the Quinjet and whenever Peter looks at him, he can’t help but laugh and whenever Peter laughs, Steve laughs too. And the Avengers are honestly tired of the villain screaming at them to tell the two to stop so they forced Peter and Steve to one side and not even allow them a glance at the yellow midget with the weirdest goggles.

The Avengers learnt that day that Peter and Steve knowing movie references makes them a dangerous duo

Peter and Steve start watching movies together more often after that day since Peter has made it his personal mission to make Steve know more movies when he found out that Steve barely knew any when they were forced to one corner together. Tony doesn’t know if he should be threatened that Peter’s spending more time with Steve than him or happy that Peter’s golden retriever energy is being spread everywhere or concern when the next mission comes up and they use a movie reference for the next mission.

Probably all three.

[someprettyname]

@tigreblvnc i match you with...

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HIORI YO!! 

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT!! I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS RN!! My first ever thought was "Okay so he got somewhat of a sharp tongue, we need people can keep up with that and won't get annoyed/defensive/offended/irked by it, since many people can't keep up with that and often get hurt."

My immediate choices were Chigiri, REO, Karasu, Bachira and Shidou. Because oh can they keep up with your wits, but then again.... SOMETHING is missing. The immediate vibes I got from you was "Yep. A get-goer right there. He knows how to keep people on their toes!!" But as I kept reading i also saw glimpses of warmer undertones to your personality ygwim? Then my choice was Kurona. And for a considerable amount of time i was like "Yep yep. Kurona and Yuno would go so well together." Because he'll be able to keep up with you and your wits (hc that our Rona boy can be sharp when he has to), your pranks and jokes would amuse him a lot. He's like a quieter version of you. He'd be the kind of lover to just sit silently and watch you with heart eyes as you go around performing your shenanigans BAHAHA but then again SOMETHING. SOMETHING was missing. And then Hiori's name flashed through my mind AND EVERYTHING FELL IN PLACE. 

OH YOU'D BE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE GREMLINS TOGETHER AHAHAHA SMMMMM FUN XD 

Your typical INFJ-ENTP pair, my lord 💁🏻‍♀️✨

It'd be BEAUTIFUL. To see you both interact  with each other would be BEAUTIFUL. 

Lmaoooo I can already imagine you throwing jokes or absurd questions (with a smug smirk) at him and he'd look at you, smile and give a perfectly sharp and sarcastic reply with that sweet sweet smile and everyone (you included) would be like "oh daaamn :000" 

Also, did you see how he was so (subtly) happy when Karasu pranked him in the light novel? Oh you'd bring him so much joy. So much light. He'd be SO intrigued, SO FASCINATED by you. You'd be one of the first person ever to make him feel that warm feeling of what a friendship feels like and he can never thank you enough for it. 

For him, it's so easy to be with you. It's so easy to be friends. It's so easy to smile, to laugh. When he's with you he doesn't have to think about soccer, your presence is enough to strip those thoughts away and keep him on his tippy toes (hehe). He won't be thinking about his shitty parents because he's too busy thinking of a witty comeback, or maybe an answer to your riddle. Who knows? 

You're his escapism in the best ways possible. He's just DRAWN to you. 

With time you'd see that he's the more quite, understanding, observant and sweeter version of you. 

He's one of those people who you find really trustworthy REALLY easily. You just KNOW that he won't snitch on you. He doesn't have too many friends and the ones he does have, he values them a lot. He's a loyal guy afterall. 

Maybe you're annoyed one day and your words are extra sarcastic and have too much bite to them, it might or might not have hurt him but he'd just simply understand. He wouldn't get defensive or throw bite-ful words, he'd just make you hot chocolate or bring you ice cream, whatever suits the mood and then you can both go for a night walk where you can talk and vent all about why it was a bad day. 

See, with time you'd realise how compassionate and understanding he is, so whenever you are talking about a bad day or something that ticked you off, you just know he understands and empathises even if he doesn't say much and just listens. 

He's just a very magical human you know? Hiori I mean, I see him easily getting along with anyone and everyone, and with you he'd bring out the calmer side in you. 

His hold, his hug, his touch. It'd have a hypnotic effect on you and your anger. (believe me. My best friend is INFJ too. These creatures are just magical. What can I say.) 

Maybe you don't like talking about your feelings too much, and with him, you won't even have to. He is observant enough, he picks on things really quick. 

I'm thinking more of a friends to lovers trope here :3 

Oh and ahaha THIS ONE HC WHERE YOU'D BOTH BE SITTING TOGETHER AFTER A LONG TIRING DAY, JUST WATCHING THE SUNSET, he sees the bird, the orange-golden sky and comes up with a wierd metaphor and blurts it out without a second thought and you'd be like "*Blink* did he really just say that?" 

But you'd play along in a beat and then he adds on it (with the seasoning of some extra exaggeration) and you do too, and soon enough you'd both be in fits of laughter. 

"I like the sun, spring and summer" yeah. He'd be the warmth of summer for you. You know that pleasant feeling of standing on neither too hot nor too cold ground, the sun is shining above you but not too sharp or bright and the light breeze is hitting your face in summers? You know that pleasant feeling? Yeah. That's what his presence would be like to you. 

"To meet new, smart and interesting people who know things I don’t and can teach me." Gaming. He'll show you the vast world of gaming and thanks to him, you'll realise just how beautiful and deep all of that is. And fascinating of course. xD 

Yunori persona 5 dates canon?! 

You're like the real life manifestation of his intrusive thoughts you know? The first time you do exact opposite of what you were told to do he'd stare at you in mild fascination and ask "Why'd you do that? :0" and you'd just shrug like "Because I wanted to :3" "You could've ended up with a broken bone D:" "I didn't. Plus it was fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️" and then a silent staaaaaaaaare •_•

And next moment you're both bursting into fits of laughter lmaoooooo xDDD SM FUNNN AHAHHAHA 

And from that time onwards he'd try and be a part of your shenanigans, because it's like a breathe of fresh air to him yk? He could never rebel against his parents so everytime you both do a prank or narrowly escape a dangerous situation and are just standing there, flodded with adrenaline, out of breathe and panting he'd silently think "Would you look at it, mom and dad? You didn't want me to have friends. You didn't want me to be happy. But would you look at how much fun I'm having right now?" He projects it onto them like that. To him it's such a freeing feeling. It feels like he's breaking free from his shackles, like he's rebelling. It just triggers his sadistic side and all those intrusive thoughts. It feels like he's fighting those demons. He loves it. And he's so thankful that he has you. 

PARTNERS IN CRIME. PARTNERS IN CRIME. PARTNERS IN CRIME. 

He'd LOOOOOVE to be partners in crime with you. 

Oh and you're both saggitarius can you imagine the chaos, fun and adventure? Hehehehe ᕙ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

OMG AHAHA you'd be out there finishing each other's sentences and everytime he finishes your sentence or you finish his you'd both fawn a little on the inside like "OMG HE GETS ME SO WELL!!!!" 

SOBBING. DO YOU REALISE HOW CUTE THAT IS? 

He brings out patience, calmness and understanding in you, while you bring out his gremlin side BAHAHA both your personalities compliment each other SO WELL. The more you get to know each other the more everything comes together like pieces of puzzles xD 

You'd both understand each other without even saying. 

You both are good at seeing bigger picture, and you both adore that about yourself, and that in itself is comforting you know? This was the point where I striked off shidou because he's more focused on present and now, and while it's fun it can also get frustrating when you're trying to talk to him about the bigger and he just.... doesn't care. That'd never happen with Hiori though. You'd come talk to him about it, and he'd immediately relate like "OH! You saw that coming too? How did others not? It's so concerning, how can they not see where it's headed? :(" 

Oh and have you seen just how amazing a fired up Hiori is? All his friends - Karasu, isagi, nanase and others - they'd all see your friendship transforming him from detached and poker face hiori to passionate hiori and be like "Have they kissed already?! 🙄💅🏻"

Okay so with hiori it's "His preferred type is a person who can leave each other alone." And with you it's "I’m independent and don’t like clingy people." BAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MATE? 

Oooooh I'm quite a matchmaker myself ain't i? 🌝💅🏻✨

He games a lot you know. He games and games and games because he finds this weird sense of comfort and escapism in it. It's just in his system to find comfort in it because he had done that for years now - full day of football and coming back home to his video games where he can finally escape thinking about his messed up family and then dumping their dreams on him. 

But you. You'd be the one to make him come out of his shell and help him see beauty in different things and surprisingly enough (i say surprising because he didn't even accompany the other blue lockers on their day out, so while his gaming hobby started because he had no other options to pass time, it has become his obsession(?) At this point. His escapism. And he'd easily chose that over a lot of things) he'd gladly follow your lead. 

You'd all be hanging out and the blue lockers will be like "ah. Hiori didn't show up....again." and then they'd all collectively look at you 😂😂 and yeah. While it takes a little convincing (that basically being 3 text long conversation "I don't wanna come. I wanna game." "But you should try it out!! It'd be really fun!!" "Okay.") He'd show up eventually. And everyone would be equally flabbergasted each time because BRUH?! THEY TRIED CONVINCING HIM SO HARD HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO THEM?! 

but to Hiori if you say something is fun, then it IS fun. Ahaha. 

Simple logic, no hassle 💆🏻‍♀️✨

Also, your love language for recieving is words of affirmation and well, Hiori is a man of few words (which by the way are almost always very pleasing words yk? Not sugarcoating kinda pleasing, but he isn't mean. He's soft spoken. Maybe you'd also find appeal in that?) So when he appreciates or affirms you, it'd just HIT DIFFERENT because you KNOW he means it!! <3333 

Lots of spending time together yess 😌↕️ he'd listen to you yap about anything and everything, he'd also add on beautiful insights here and there. What a sight to behold 🤧

Hiori is pretty sharp, smart and insightful so I have a feeling he'd earn your respect pretty quick!! 

"Dislikes : Too loud noises" yeah. Same. Hiori doesn't like it either. 

Please give this boy a hug. He deserves so much love. 

Please take good care of our pretty gremlin <3

Also, please annoy TF out of Barou together. Thank you. <3 

Some other dynamics i found fascinating, so just take these as characters you might have a good friendship with ^_^ : 

Kunigami : Okay this might not be the most expected but I don't know why, his name just kept popping up in my head you know? He'd definitely have a soft spot for you (be it pre or post wc) he'd be rolling his eyes (affectionately) every time you joke around or piss someone off lmfaooo. Pre WC he'd just rub his neck and grin sheepishly when he can't answer one of your tricky question/you embarass him (nah. You can't piss him off with fun stuff. It'd all turn into embarrassment lol. You see my vision?), post wc he'd just "hmph" you and turn away 😂 but if you observe closely you might see his lips twitch up in the slightest smile because he knooooows you don't mean any harm (⁠ノ⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠)⁠ノ 

I also have this feeling that you'd taunt and piss off anyone who hurts people you care about as a way to protect them (i might be wrong but just a hunch you know?) And he'd be melting on the inside when you do that with him. 

REO : do i even need to explain? 😂 It'd always be a race of who can be more sassy, who can have better comebacks and all that in the best light-hearted way. I just KNOW Reo would compliment your dressing sense, it's just...very cool to him yk? It makes you so approachable. It's a like a breathe of fresh air. 😙

Chigiri : He was one of my top choice alongside Kurona until Hiori came into play actually. He'd be your bitch buddy HANDS. DOWN. (I mean the buddy you bitch to. Hehe 🤪) He's also very neat, well groomed and witty, matches all your criterias so you'd get along very well yep yep 😌↕️ 

the sassy friend pair 🔛🔝

Slay. 😌💅🏻✨

Kurona : YOU JUST MAKE HIM SMILE OKAY? He's probably an introvert you adapted ahaha xD he's basically like quieter, slightly more serious version of you. He's actually very practical and logical too though, so you might like and respect him for that. I can bet you'll develop a soft spot for him really quick hehehe our adorable little shark!! 🦈

Whatever shenanigans you do, he'd be watching and enjoying it from the sidelines - ALWAYS. (Maybe even give you better ideas sometimes yk 🤪) 

Karasu : I mean many people have paired you with him already so I don't think i need to elaborate any further do i? You might have a good (romantic) relationship yes, but oh both your friendship together would be a hit FOR SURE. WITHOUT A DOUBT. TAKE MY MONEY. 

The reason I didn't pair you with him is because you're both toooo similar you know? Hiori just looked like a better option because I could see how he'd compliment your personality 😙

Bachira : Again, fun loving individual!! Weeee!!! He'd reply to your witty and sharp humor with absurd humor (remember the "what does rain taste like?" Moment? Yeah. Lmaooo. He also has a very unpredictable humor. You might enjoy that.), you're both gonna be so amusing to each other lol 😆😂 (see. Now I wanna see both your friendship in action 😔) HE ALSO HAVE A VERY RETRO KINDA AESTHETIC APPEAL TO HIM like ygwim? You get my vision? 

So yeahhhhh you'd both be like dancing (read : screaming your lungs) to retro songs at 6 in the morning, waking up everyone in the building. Shidou from downstairs who's basically walking around naked in his balcony would join you too, I can already imagine you both giggling when you hear his voice from downstairs 😂😂 

Bachira probably has a thing for laughing at the worst timings too so yeah 😔 you're both in that struggle together 😔 ft. Karasu calling you both stupid A, stupid B in the background. BAHAHA LMAOOO XDDD 

Also, he's blunt too isn't he? Unfiltered thoughts spill out of those lips TOO OFTEN. I mean, he told a guy HE'D JUST KNOWN FOR LIKE AN HOUR OR TWO THAT. THERE'S A DEMON. DEMON. INSIDE HIM. LMAO. So you're both similar in that aspect too lollll SO MUCH FUN. 

You know that awkward moment everytime Bachira walks in butt naked? Yeah. You'd be someone who'd instantly crack a joke about it and everyone in the room look at you like "😑. Weirdos. Both of them. 😒" While Bachira is like 😃😃😃😃

AHAHAHA LOLLLLLLLLL XDDDD

Conclusion : Anyways, that's that. Enough of YAPPING and giggling for today I suppose 😔 if I had to conclude Hiono/Yunori in one phrase I'd say ✨Match made in heaven.✨ 

You're both the just meant to be. Period. 

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 💆🏻‍♀️✨

[yellowelectroslime]

May I ask for big bro Raian headcanons 🙏🙏🙏

[notes: im gonna make it a senario where the reader is in a relationship was a butthole and raian comforts the reader :D he’s just so big bro coded 😭 i also wrote all on this on the train sorry we die like niko]

reader is 10 years younger than raian because I said so

super protective but he doesnt know how to show his love so it comes out as bullying you 🫶

if you ever have a crush on a guy/girl… he’s like erioh to karura when she had a crush on ohma

“what??? them???? they’re pathetic! not worth your time 🙄🙄 ur taste in people sucks!”

during ur relationship with the person, this man would bully you to oblivion

“HAHAHA you guys look so pathetic! i bet they won’t be able to last 2 minutes in a fight! BAHAHA-“

in truth he’s scared that the person might break your heart

after you guys break up, raian just rolls his eyes and simply just walks away to buy you your favourite snacks

he ‘doesn’t want to comfort you’ after they break your heart

“you’re too loud when your crying it’s so annoying” *hugs you tighter* “i told you they weren’t worth ur time, they’re totally below your league anyways” *gives you chocolates*

he totally doesnt care for u its just that its annoying to comfort you totally

[xo-zozo]

hiii love your hcs so much 😭 could you pls do some about jameson being jealous? like some guy is hitting on avery and he just so doesn’t like it or sth like that

also have the nicest day!!

yess!! @x-liv25-jamieswife did a bunch of these with me, go follow her!!

~ when someone is flirting with her, he'll be petty and grab her and start making out with her in front of them (if the person knows that they're dating)

~ if the person doesn't know that they're dating, while the person is there he'll call her all of the nicknames (my heiress, pretty girl. etc)

~ if she's uncomfortable by the person, he'll pull her to his chest by the waist or like lay his head on top of her head and stuff like that ykkk

~ there have been MANY times when jameson has almost gotten physically violent with someone who flirted with her and the only thing that stopped him was avery telling him not to

~ expanding on that, he would rant to avery about how annoying he thought rohan was (ROHAN FLIRTING WITH AVERY IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE BAHAHA)

~ when he sees someone trying to get too close to her, he'll come up behind her and hug her while she's talking to them while giving them a DEATH. STARE

~ HAND ON THE THIGH THING. THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY (he's so fine help???)

~ there are plenty of people online that think avery is attractive and jameson always comments on posts about it as a joke (kinda....?)

~ he checks on her after they hit on her just to make sure that she's okay yk

~ whenever avery asks him about being jealous later, he always pretends that he wasn't even though he obviously was

[6lytherinn]

Ooooh! I have a prompt! It's one that's been floating around my dome for a while. Sterek. It's just the two of them cause everyone else is busy with (fill in the blank) and there's a siren, they know it's a siren, they're both expecting some beautiful woman singing to them out by the lake to lure them in... except that's not what they find.

Instead, at first it's this hideous creature. The siren, unbeknownst to them, can transform into what someone finds most appealing, and since Stiles is conflicted between Derek and Lydia it focuses on Derek... and turns into Stiles.

Which leads, of course, to a lot of realizations that they can't focus on until they kill it. Ending with kisses and 'holy shit, Derek Hale likes me!' Type of squeak from Stiles bahaha

I hope this is what you wanted because tbh I don’t know a whole lot about sirens :///

“I cannot believe I am stuck dealing with this with you.” Derek grumbled as he and Stiles made their way through the woods quietly. Well, Derek was being quiet. Stiles didn’t know what quiet meant.

The teen grunted, “Hey! I’m not that bad.” He defended himself. But Derek only rolled his eyes in response. 

Why the hell couldn’t Scott, Malia, Lydia or anyone else be available tonight to help with the current creature problem they had haunting Beacon Hills? Derek was sooo lucky to be stuck with Stiles Stilinski. 

Derek was mid thought when he heard the noise. He passed quickly, reaching his arm out to stop the boy who was clueless to the sounds he was hearing. 

“Shh!” He urged. Stiles froze. His eyes widened in excitement and also fear. That was one thing about Stiles that Derek had to give credit to, he was always willing to help out with anything supernatural despite the fact he was only human. And Stiles was pretty fucking tough. 

“Do you hear something? What does it sound like? Man, I wish I had super wolf hearing like you and Scott!” Stiles began to ramble and Derek flashed his eyes at him as a warning to shut the hell up. 

Stiles didn’t take the hint. 

“From what I read they sound loud! Is it singing? Screeching?” 

Derek reached his hand up, claws extended a tiny bit and put his hand directly over Stiles’ still moving mouth. 

“Can you shut up before it hears us.” 

Stiles nodded slowly and was finally quiet as Derek released his hand. They continued to walk further until they finally saw the creature that had been wreaking havoc amongst their town. 

Stiles was shocked. He had expected some beautiful woman, or man, but what they found was the complete opposite. 

It was most definitely a woman, but instead of being beautiful she was hideous. She had matted, brown colored hair that seemed to flow in a way that seemed unnatural. Her eyes were a bright red but not in the way Scott’s eyes were. Her face was pale and full of red boils that were leaking a weird colored liquid that Stiles could smell from where they were standing 10 feet away from her. Her mouth was open as she screeched at them. 

He couldn’t help but jump back. He was terrified.

“What the fuck.” He whispered. 

Derek felt himself fully begin to wolf out as he realized what he was faced with. His instinct to protect Stiles was now stronger than ever. Stiles was pack, even if he was an annoying sarcastic idiot. 

Before either of them could make a move the woman walked forward, looking from Stiles to Derek. Stiles swore he saw her smile before leaning back, and screeching louder than she had before. 

Her body slowly began to change and both Derek and Stiles were mesmerized. Seconds later, Stiles was staring at where the woman once stood but instead of seeing her grotesque body, he was staring at an exact replica of himself. 

“Um…” He didn’t know what to say. This was all so fucking eerie. 

He glanced at Derek and noticed the man was no longer wolfed out and ready for a fight. Instead his eyes had glossed over and he seemed to be in a trance. This made Stiles even more confused. 

“Derek??” Stiles spoke frantically as he realized what was happening. 

The siren was luring Derek to her. He didn’t know what to do. How was he supposed to intervene? He wasn’t even sure what the hell was going on. 

He could hear the woman’s voice now, it was no longer a screen but more like a soft lullaby. It sounded peaceful and happy. But it didn’t make Stiles feel the way Derek looked. It seemed to only be working for him. 

Think, Stiles. Think. 

He grabbed at Derek’s arm and tried to stop him from moving forward. This had no effect on the strong werewolf next to him. He simply jerked his arm away without a glance in Stiles direction. 

“Fuck! Derek, dude what the hell are you doing! Snap out of it!” He yelled in Derek’s face and once again, nothing. 

He turned toward the Siren and tried to scream at her to stop. He felt silly doing this, screaming at a supernatural creature to please stop. Like that had ever worked before. 

At last he realized he had only one option left. Kiss Derek. Clearly this woman was luring Derek in with attraction and for reasons Stiles didn’t understand at all it had taken the form of him. 

He quickly jumped in front of Derek and pressed his lips against his. He felt Derek freeze up as he moved his lips frantically. He continued to kill the man until he couldn’t breathe. 

He pulled away, eyes wide as he desperately searched Derek’s face to see if his plan had worked. 

It had.

“Stiles, what the fuck?” He asked. 

“The siren! She is luring you in Derek! She transformed and turned into me, which is fucking weird and I need an explanation when this is over with please? But you can’t look at her. You need to close your eyes, Derek.” 

Said werewolf searched Stiles’ face for any hint that this was a joke but only found desperation and fear. He closed his eyes, growling loudly as his claws appeared. Stiles jumped out of the way as he watched Derek lunge for the woman who now looked hideous again. 

Moments later the woman lay on the ground, now dead. Stiles felt as if he could breathe again and all of the confusion came rushing back. 

“Um, Derek, you think I can get that explanation now?” He scratched the back of his head with anxiety. Stiles wasn’t stupid. He knew what this meant but he needed to hear it before he got his hopes up. He prayed this is what it all meant. 

Derek looked at the ground. “Because I like you, Stiles. The siren took form of who I found most attractive and it’s you” 

Stiles wanted to speak but he was shocked. He felt like he was dreaming because no way hot ass werewolf Derek Hale had the hots for him. 

“So does that mean we can kiss again? Cause I enjoyed kissing you but I would like to kiss again and be kissed back.” He grinned at Derek as he finally looked up at him. 

He felt his heart race as Derek walked towards him. His face felt hot under the touch of Derek’s warm hands as they traced his cheeks. 

“You really are beautiful, Stiles Stilinski, and I would love to kiss you back.” He whispered before locking their lips together. 

Maybe Derek was happy that the rest of the pack was too busy to help out tonight because now he was able to kiss the boy he loved as much as he wanted. 

[lanwangjisnow]

@fengxinwifutobecalled it turned out to be a long oneshot.

Jealous Lan Wangji x Reader

It was years ago (even a couple of years before the presence of WWX at Gusu) when Lan Wangji first saw you at Cloud Recesses.

He or almost all at Gusu didn’t know where you were from or anything about you except your name was Y/N but one thing was sure that you didn’t look like you were from anywhere around.

There were strange gossips those days that Lan Qiren found you lost in the forest , you were from a strange land and was not even familiar with language at Gusu.

Anyway, It wasn’t Lan Wangji business to get to know you or at least he thought so back then.

Then his uncle wanted Lan Wangji to teach you some basics of language and rules at Cloud Recesses.

Lan Wangji didn’t argue why he has to teach you , when you could have been sent to a class with kids (even though he assumed that you were around his age) but he just accepted the task.

You didn’t seem to be a quick learner as you pissed off Lan Wangji often by forgetting stuff he just taught, but fortunately he didn’t give up and you made him proud when finally nailed writing down a Cloud Recesses rule one day.

Once you found Lan Wangji was fond of rabbits and you always drew a rabbit under every assignment given by him earning a slight smile which was unsual

Another day you saw Lan Wangji he was staring at Gentian House in dismay and you presented him a wooden amulet carved in the shaped of a rabbit .

He widened his eyes . He knew that you did not know anything about his mother or any of his regrets yet sensed some grief in him.

Somehow it made his heart warm but he was slow to show it on his face.

Two years passed and Lan Wangji felt it didn’t matter who thought how strange or flawed you were but your simple gestures put him on much ease.

However, he didn’t know to how much he cherished your attention until one day

A batch of new students from different clans arrived at Cloud Recesses.

These curious students figured Lan Wangji was an ice prince since the day they had arrived but Yunmeng Jiang clan students especially Wei Wuxian never stopped annoying him.

First Wei Wuxian found Lan Wangji was similar to a private tutor to someone called Y/N who came to Cloud Recesses from a distant land and no new student had seen you yet.

Wei Wuxian was naturally curious of what you were like and dragged unwilling Jiang Cheng along with him to find you.

They saw someone who was looking outlandish in the library and Wei Wuxian immediately asked “So are you the secret disciple of Cloud Recesses?”

You startled by the sudden voice and few books fell from your hand . Wei Wuxian giggled.

Jiang Cheng nudged him and turned to you “Apologies. We are Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian from Yunmeng Jiang clan. Are you Y/N? ”

“Yes” you nodded.

“Don’t you like to meet new people at Cloud Recesses or are you waiting for someone?” Wei Wuxian winked .

You froze . Did he know that you have a huge crush on Lan Wangji ? But this stranger hadn’t even spent a week at Cloud Recesses yet.

“Let’s go” while you were lost in thoughts Wei Wuxian dragged you to where some students including Wen Ning, Nie Huaisang and Jiang Yanli were getting ready to go for a stroll.

He introduced you to them and started asking random questions while walking.

“is Lan Zhan cold to you?” Wei Wuxian asked.

“He is haughty and hot tempered what else ? Isn’t it Y/N?” Jiang Cheng added.

You smiled “ No. He is not haughty. I think …”

“Bahaha” Wei Wuxian bursted into laughter. “No haughty…not haughty… haha a good one”

Accidentally, his arm clashed your shoulder and you lost your balance but luckily, Jiang Cheng threw his arm around your shoulder to prevent falling down.

Suddenly, everyone went silent and stopped walking. It seemed that they were looking at someone in front. As soon as you looked up you saw fuming Lan Wangji .

“Let go” Lan Wangji glared at Jiang Cheng whose arm was around your shoulder.

“I was just helping.” Jiang Cheng instantly retreated.

Lan Wangji turned to you “Y/N” he said strenly. “Bunking classes is not allowed”

Your avoided his eyes and looked down. Lan Wangji turned around after glaring at everyone.

Before he walked off while you were following him.“He likes drama doesn’t he?” Wei Wuxian mumbled to Nie Huaisang “Hmm why care about a little hug that much when he is not even Y/N’s boyfriend?” Nie Huaisang whispered back and it was overheard by Lan Wangji.

Lan Wangji turned back in arrow speed wielding Bichen and its blade stopped almost touching Nie Huaisang’s chest.

His furious eyes expressed “back off. It’s none of your business” and before others recovered from gasping he withdrew Bichen and strode off.

You had to run behind him to the library where Lan Wangji used to conduct classes for you.

Lan Wangji stood next to his seat but glare in his eyes had not yet left him.

“I’m sorry” fear that Lan Wangji would hate you enough to shut you off from his life teared your eyes.

“Write! No skipping classes 50 times” Lan Wangji said harshly.

Writing usually took much effort and time of you so you thought to hand over yesterday’s assignment to Lan Wangji before you started your punishment.

You slowly walked to him to handover your assignment and went to a far end corner of the library. Lan Wangji looked over it and saw the rabbit drawn by you for Lan Wangji in a separate paper.

He instantly grabbed a book from his desk and made his way to where you headed .

As you didn’t not have new papers to write you had to get some but new papers were stored in the top of a book shelf.

You weren’t a tall disciple and when no one was around it was your secret to grab a stool and climbed on it to grab books or papers from top of book shelves.

You didn’t expect Lan Wangji to follow you and when he appeared behind you were already standing on the stool.

“You made a boyfriend?”

You startled by his presence and almost fell from the stool but in the nick of time Lan Wangji caught you lightly by your waist and twirled you to face him.

“Jiang Cheng” Lan Wangji spoke bitterly as his face was still tinted with anger. You confused . Was it because Lan Wangji saw Jiang Cheng’s arm around your shoulder? Did he care?

“N..No” you muttered nervously.

“Mn” Lan Wangji uttered and released one of his hands from your waist to present the book that he was carrying.

You opened it to found that it was consisted of all rabbits that you have drawn for him.

“Lan…Lan Zhan you kept them all?” You could not hide your adoration for his man.

“Mn” pushing you against the book shelf and Lan Wangji tightening the grip on your waist.

His stunning face made his way to you at brisk, connecting his soft lips with yours.

Your mind went blank as Lan Wangji’s stole your first ever kiss.

From your lips Lan Wangji Next moved to your neck “Lan..Lan Zhan” you moaned hugging Lan Wangji, when he was marking your skin.

“Mn” Lan Wangji hummed as he caressed your shoulder like if it was the way he untainted the touch of Jiang Cheng.

Suddenly, some footsteps were heard beyond indicating you were still in a public place. “Baobei … Jingshi” Lan Wangji whispered in a husky voice before escorting you to Jingshi through a different passage to continue rest of love making.

[queenpiranhadon]

do whichever you want, I dont care lol

zenitsu agatsuma

Leo valdez

tanjirou kamado

grover underwood

they are put in order of how much I simp for them

A/N: I'm going to assume you want x reader because yeah lmaooo but since his birthday is today, I figured I'd do our favorite Uncle Leo hahahah Here's the masterlist!!

Warning(s): Cursing, mentions of being burned, blood, crying, you are Leo are best friends, angst with a happy ending, Leo is in love and doesn't realize it bahaha, reader is unclaimed, people be shit talking, there's no timeline for this, just insert it where you want lmao, reader is gn but is written with f!reader in mind, usage of Y/N, Leo refers to you as an angel

Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x Reader

•────•°•❀•°•───── ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ─────•°•☁︎•°•────•

Aw fuck.

Leo may or may not have royally messed up. Like a ton.

He didn't even know how it happened, because one moment he's walking through Camp Halfblood with you, his best friend in the entire world, and the next, he overhears some bastards talking shit about you and he just...snaps.

"Ugh who'd you get on your team for capture? Can't believe Mr. D thought it would be a good idea to split up the cabins and 'mix and match'"

"Yeah it's honestly super dumb- I'm not complaining though, I've got Annabeth."

"You're just lucky- I got Y/N of all people- literally the most annoying person on camp- and honestly the most useless too."

At at the sound of that, Leo whipped his head to you, just in time to see your eyes wide, on the brink of brimming with tears before looking forwards, attempting to pretend you didn't hear anything.

But you had.

And Leo knew.

You were unclaimed, and you mostly kept to yourself until Leo found you tending to Festus while he was away one day- and surprisingly the metal dragon seemed completely at ease around you.

Leo was awestruck, and ever since then, you two had gotten extremely close, the son of Hephaestus even found himself longing to be in your presence whenever he was on quests.

You were quiet, but around him, you opened up more, you were funny, and kind, and you have a quick tongue too, always engaging in light banter with him that never ceased to be entertaining to either of you.

To him, you were perfect- because you were there. His first best friend technically wasn't his in the first place, given that Jason, Piper and Leo himself were all under Hera's unnerving control. Needless to say, the three of them were still close, but Leo couldn't shake the feeling that it wasn't genuine.

Along with the rest of the Argo II members, he felt more like a seventh wheel more than anything (if that was even possible) and deep down, the nagging thought that he was nothing but a burden always lingered.

Around you though, he felt like someone, like he was special - around you, he felt like Leo Valdez.

Maybe that's why he got so mad, he didn't even know he could get so mad- and the next thing he knows, a murderous scowl is painted on his face and he's lunging for the two other campers, fists ablaze.

But you were faster.

You, sweet angel you, saw what was coming the moment his palms tightened into fists, lunging forward to stop him, using your hands to stop him own.

In hindsight, you probably should've remembered his hands were on fire.

But even as pain seared your palms to the point tears where subconsciously running down your face, you swallowed, and stood firm.

"Leo, please." you beg weakly, and in an instant, his flames distinguish, and your blood now paints his first- horror overtaking his face as you stare into his eyes pleadingly. "They're not worth it."

Leo, in his guilt ridden frozen state, can only bring himself to look at you, and yet, he doesn't deserve it, your eyes wide and cheeks stained with tears- he can't believe he had done this to you.

He, of all people, had hurt his angel, his haven, his best friend.

But you didn't waver, when he buried his hands in his eyes, sobbing uncontrollably, you said nothing, engulfing him in your arms and pressing his face into the crook of your neck and he heaved, tears soaking into your shirt.

He was broken, but he knew, even if he didn't deserve it, you would be there to pick up his fragments, piece by piece, with your damaged hands, just so you two could be together again.

[gurofushi]

judgment knights of thunder!

𝜗𝜚 kaidou shun x clumsy fem! reader. (fluff)

“do not fret, my white feathered dove! jet black wings to the rescue!”

warnings; none. <3

🦷 (apologies for any grammar mistakes, english is not my first language^^)

“AAH! Y/N, ARE YOU OKAY???”

“im fine, sweetheart. i just scraped my knee.”

“BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING–”

“IM FINE–”

“uh– why are those two shouting? are they having an argument?” hairo asked his friends as he watched you and kaidou scream at each other.

“no, y/n just scraped her knee and kaidou freaked out.” kuboyasu explained, shaking his head at the scene.

“BAHAHA LOOK AT HIS FACE–” nendou held his stomach as he laughed at the clueless looking kaidou.

it was true, kaidou had no idea how to help you.

you two had just started dating a week ago, so when he found out that you were so clumsy, he swore to himself that he would always protect you from both the dark reunion and yourself!

but here you were, standing in front him with blood trickling down your knee after you had scratched it against one of the desks around you.

he stared at the wound with both concern and fear,

‘this must be the work of the dark reunion! how dare they hurt my y/n!’

he dramatically clenched his fists and furrowed his brows, as his face twisted into an angered expression.

“d- don't you worry, my white feathered dove! i'll uh.. i'll just use one of my many powers to heal you! yeah!”

he told (shouted at) you, gripping your shoulders and giving you a determined smile.

“you will? oh, please help me, jet black wings! im losing so much blood.. i think im dying!”

you said, looking at him with droopy eyes. you placed a hand on your forehead, pretending that you were about to fall back.

he gasped and quickly caught you, pulling you into his arms.

“don't you give up on me, my dove! i- i'm just charging up my powers for a second, so hang on!”

deep down, you were giggling at how cute he was being right now.

you knew about his hero complex and even though it was a bit weird for a highschool student like him, you found it absolutely adorable. so you always played along with his little shenanigans.

“oh please, jet black wings! i feel the oxygen leaving my lungs already! i think you might need to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation..”

“i do?!” kaidou screamed as his cheeks flushed red.

‘what the hell does that have to do with a scraped knee?’ saiki thought to himself.

the pink haired boy sighed internally as he started to get annoyed at how obnoxiously loud you two were being.

he started looking around a class, trying to find a way to possibly shut the both of you up.

soon, an idea popped into his head as his eyes landed on something that might help the situation.

suddenly, a not-so-hard metal box flew on to kaidou’s head, hitting him at high speed.

you gasped, reaching out to cradle his head.

“a- are you okay?! what was that?”

kaidou shrieked and rubbed his head, looking down to see the object that hit him.

he grabbed the box and shook it in his hands.

‘what is this? is the dark reunion targeting me next?!’

he hesitantly opened the box, silently expecting for something to jump out and attack him.

but his eyes quickly lit up as he saw a roll of bandages, rubbing alcohol and some cotton buds.

“aha! j- just as i planned! i feared that i would accidentally hurt you more, knowing that my powers are too strong and out of control.. so i used them to summon the first aid kit, that way i could heal you safely!”

you could only stare at kaidou in awe, watching him as he started to clean your scrapped knee with shaky hands.

‘d- does kaidou really have powers..?’ you thought, blankly staring at the wall behind him.

‘dumbasses..’ saiki thought, resting his head on his chin after you two finally calmed down.