#'WELL YOU'RE NOT WRONG THE INNKEEPER WITH THE GLASSES IS GORGEOUS'
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BRING THEM BACK FROM THE WAR
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#I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH#how MUCH Ed needs to see Stede in these glasses#LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE DAVID#WE DEMAND SLUTTY GLASSES SEXY TIMES#OR AT LEAST SLUTTY 'CHECKING THE INN'S REGISTER FOR GUESTS AND BEING VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED UNTIL ED PRETENDS#HE'S#A NEW GUEST NAMED JEFF WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO HIT ON THE VERY HOT INNKEEPER WITH THE GLASSES#EXCEPT THEN STEDE TAKES THEM OFF AND PUTS THEM ON ED INSTEAD AND SAYS#'WELL YOU'RE NOT WRONG THE INNKEEPER WITH THE GLASSES IS GORGEOUS'#AND ED SAYS#'AW AND TAKEN TOO SORRY MATE BUT DIDJA MEAN THE OTHER HOT INNKEEPER WITH GLASSES THERE'S TWO OF US'#AND THEN HE TAKES OFF THE GLASSES AND GOES TO PUT THEM BACK ON STEDE'S FACE#EXCEPT THEN LUCIUS SNATCHES THEM OUT OF HIS HANDS AND SAYS#'We have been here the *entire* time CHRIST you two have gotten WORSE'#AND THEN ED AND STEDE BLINK UP AT THE CREW OF THE REVENGE WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CHECK IN FOR LIKE#THIRTY MINUTES#AND COULD STEDE PLEASE JUST DECIDE WHICH OF THE EXACTLY TWO ROOMS IN THE PLACE IS AVAILABLE FOR THEM TO STAY IN#(SPOILER NEITHER ONE IS ED AND STEDE'S ROOM AND THE OTHER IS THEIR **BOUDOIR** BECAUSE IT'S A FLASH AS FUCK WORD AND ED WANTED ONE)#...' SEXY TIMES#our flag means death#our flag means death s2
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