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youknow-igetit · 4 years ago

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The foxes have two clubs within them: "the rich kids" group and the "I fucking hate rich kids" group. The rich kids (Allison, Matt, and Kevin) talk about what it was like growing up with everything they ever wanted or whatever. The I fucking hate rich kids group meets once every week (Andrew, Aaron, Renee, Nicky, Dan, and Neil) and goes through the entitlement of the other group and how to humble them ("I vote we eat them" "Aaron!" "No, wait, let him continue, he's got a point"). It's very cathartic.

(Note: Nicky and Neil are an honorary part of the rich kids group because Nicky grew up middle class but struggled with money later in his life and Neil lived for ten years in a manor, but the murder and the being on the run for eight years, basically homeless, pardoned him from being an actual rich kid)

#Like yeah Mary had stolen five million dollars but did they actually use it for day to day?? No it was to pay for fake ids and shit #They didn't exactly live first class #But anyhow back to the group #Examples of Entitled Grievances™ (as they call them. It's not actually trademarked)#'Matt was complaining about his truck earlier this week as if he couldn't afford to buy a tesla if he wanted to'#'you have a Maserati' 'it doesn't count if it's bought from blood money'#'Allison was complaining because her parents found out she's been using their private jet and now her summer trip to the Bahamas is ruined'#'well she was really looking forward to it. I mean it IS the Bahamas.' 'yeah but she goes to the Bahamas every year'#Also rneee mindly disapproves of the name but like. Only mildly.#There's only so many times that allison can complain about the lack of a shopping assistant until Renee mcfreaking loses it

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