#'KARLACH YOU JUMPED OFF THE THIRD STORY I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE'
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bg3 crew NEEDS a soiree heist fic
#cmon cmon i cant write it cos im shit but someone do it#everyone dresses up#shadowheart does her hair#maybe mass disguise self is used#laezel complains about her newly acquired aquiline nose 'i can't see past it! chik'#karlach is so happy she has to go cool off in a stream before coming back#wyll is enjoying human form again#gale oils his hair#astarion digs out the world's laceiest (?) collar from the szarr mansion cellar#first hour of the ball: glitz and glam and dazzle and wine#second hour of the ball: kisses in hidden hallways and sneaking in the shadows and sneak-attack-crit the guards and you find your mark#third hour of the ball: cover: blown; heist: complete; asses: being kicked; what do? RUN#fourth hour of the ball: disguises down paycheck in hand laughing about the silly dangerous things they did to get away#'KARLACH YOU JUMPED OFF THE THIRD STORY I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE'#'SO DID I BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLOOR'#etc etc
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