#''you're about as smart as a pakled engineer''
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With all the silly space similes in Star Trek, I would have just once liked to hear someone say, "That was over faster than a Klingon divorce."
#trek#ds9#more similes that were referential to established facts but baffling out of context would have definitely been#much funnier than just making comparisons to earth things and tacking an alien adjective onto them#''my opinion is more neutral than a cardassian color palette''#''you're about as smart as a pakled engineer''#''he's cruising like a middle-aged betazoid woman''#''the holodeck malfunctioned and combined all our period dramas. it's like a costume party at the q continuum.''
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