#''there will be a day. when you buy elmex. with your own hard earned cash.'' and she will try to beat me to death
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you either die a hero or live long enough to willingly use elmex
#feli speaks#i hate teeth#i hate my teeth specifically. bitches the lot of them. get fluorid'ed#travels back in time to talk to my 12yr old self but i dont address gender or aspirations i just say#''there will be a day. when you buy elmex. with your own hard earned cash.'' and she will try to beat me to death
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