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awesomebutunpractical · 12 days ago

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Before I forget it, Lloyd sneaking Marty into one of Emperor Awesome's party. (He's told he's not on the list, grabs the list, and scribbles his name down with a ballpoint pen. The bouncer lets him in because he's probably gonna get beaten up anyway.) He lists all the things he hates about the party as he leads Marty through, but says that Awesome has one thing Lord Hater doesn't.

Girls.

Lloyd is going to jail.

#''oh we're gonna get drinks dumped on us'' - ''girls LOVE the sopping puppy look!''#wander over yonder #watchdog oc talk #lloyd the watchdog #marty the watchdog #has the moon hick charm. Lloyd has everything else.#It's not his FAULT- Peepers is a killjoy and won't let girls on the Skullship #it's getting to everyone - you have Wallace is pining over his gal back home - you have Jack mooning over Sylvia. SYLVIA.#Benny denying he's secretly married in contexts were no one has brought up being secretly married #He's gotta intervene before Marty catches it- he's not even sure the kid's seen a girl who isn't one of his sisters before.#he has no choice.#Lloyd is the most openly flirtatious of my Watchdogs - barring Watchdog Jack's monologues #but he'd be the first to panic if a lady held his hand

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