#''if you like me you're a certified dork like i am.''

[nascentwaves]

"We're talking about types tonight? Gosh, it's hard for me to say...whoever ends up getting dorked down by my charm fits the criteria, I guess--"

[fallstaticexit]

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DJ plays- Color Me Badd - I Adore Mi Amor

Transcript under the cut

Geoffrey: Hey! Check out this little guy.

Bob: Probably one of the cats they let in the church to keep the mice out. Wonder what’s he doing all the way out here.

Geoffrey: We can’t leave him out in the cold. It’s starting to get cold soon.

Bob: There’s no way you think we can sneak a cat in the dorms.

Geoffrey: I’m pretty sure people have snuck in worse. Besides, we’re doing an act of kindness, right, little guy?

Bob: Does Nancy like cats?

Geoffrey: [nervously] W-why?

Bob: I saw you two being all cozy at the game the other day. Care to share?

Geoffrey: She was just being nice, that’s all...

Bob: Popular girls aren’t just nice for no reason. Actually...popular girls aren’t nice at all.

Geoffrey: She’s different. She’s still the same Nancy Landgraab I knew when we were kids. Kind. Smart. Um, really pretty...

Bob: Oh, boy. Do you hear yourself! You my friend are in l-o-v-e and you should talk to her! Ask her out!

Geoffrey: Ask you Nancy Landgraab? How do I do that?

Bob: Glad you ask. I am a certified ladies man. You just gotta- you know, talk to her! Listen to her when she talks. Ask about her day. Compliment her brain, not just her looks, trust me.

Don: [snorts] You listen to this dickhead and you’ll never get laid, Osteer. If you want to hook up with Blondie, I can help you out. It’ll cost you, though.

Geoffrey: Like what?

Don: Room swap. It’ll be easier for my girl to come over without getting caught if I have your room. Dina is friends with the hot blonde chick and she’ll put in a good word. Don’t worry, you can tap that before we swap. Deal?

Geoffrey: I don’t know... shouldn’t I get to know her better?

Don: We’re saying the same thing, dumbass! I’ll let you in on a secret; Tonight, a couple of us cool kids are sneaking out to a college party. Blondie will be there, and you two can get your freak on. How’s that?

Geoffrey: I-

Don: Atta boy, Osteer! Don’t dress like a dork virgin either.

Bob: [in a baby voice] I think this is a bad idea, Geoffrey! Yeah, couldn’t have said it better myself, little guy.

-

Geoffrey: Hey, Nancy. Um. Thanks again for helping me the other day. The only thing that’s bruised is my ego, honestly.

Nancy: Yes, of course. I’m glad you’re okay. Sorry about your ego.

Geoffrey: [chuckles] It’s ok, it should be used to this by now. What are you reading? Can I sit with you before class?

Nancy: Yeah, sure.

Vanessa: She has a crush on Geoffrey? Why didn’t she tell me?

Nina: Apparently, they’re childhood sweethearts. We need you to play matchmaker. If anyone can hook them up, it’s you, VV.

Nancy Narrates: [Ever since that night in my room, Vanessa has been noticeable distant from me. The only thing reaching me was that lost, faraway look in her eyes]

Cassie: Guys...I don’t know. What if Sister Agnes decides to do another room check? What am I supposed to say?

Cassie: I’m just gonna say it- I don’t think you should do this. Feels wrong. Lying? I wouldn’t even know what to say if someone asks. Nancy, say something-

Vanessa: Jesus fucking Christ, figure it the fuck out! Come on, Nancy.

-

Geoffrey: Do you want to da-

Nancy: Getting a drink.

Vanessa: Hi.

Nancy: Are you mad at me about something?

Vanessa: Why would I be mad at you?

Nancy: I don’t know..

Vanessa: Put that down and come dance.

DJ plays- Color Me Badd - I Adore Mi Amor

Dream on, dream away I think I'm gonna have to stay Stay forever I adore mi amor

You want to take her place You say you'd treat me better Better I know for sure

You see she loves me And I could never leave her

Nancy Narrates: [There it was, that feeling again. Only this time, I did fall completely apart]

Nancy: [panting]

You're the one that I adore (I adore) I'll be forever your love (mi amor)

[redactedgender]

— ELLIOTT BA SPOILERS —

this is me liveblogging the entire ba. theres lots of screaming. youve been warned.

18+ only obviously

FIRST OF ALL. called this. i KNEW this fucking audio was coming. literally called it. second of all, this is my first time liveblogging so idk if thisll be good or not ahgjsdfkl

OOO DREAMSCAPE NOISESS. i love how twinkly they are

him teasing themmm :(( i love themb

"we dreamwalkers call it 'the ingress'" love how erik drops dreamwalker lore in this ba thats so funny

elliott is so giggly and sweet sounding :((

"yknow, i can judge you on the fact that you have a dream about shopping at a grocery store... [laughs] no, no i will never let you live that down" STOPPP thats so cute him referencing his first audio with them awwweeee

eriks voice acting has gotten so good. like the stutters and imperfections feel like genuine instead of scripted, like hes actually elliott actually floundering for words a little. its sogood

(are you okay?) "no no, i'm- i'm okay" STOPP literally what did i say before. it sounds so genuine and like real

"y'know how some days you just feel kinda... off?" mood king. but also. is this bc of the memory modification brachium did?

"... i dunno. it's just- it's been kind of a weird day ... i mean, i don't even know what i'm talking about ... like you know when you have a bad dream, and even though you know its a dream ... and it shouldn't have any impact on you, but the rest of the day you feel off" HEY NOW. HEY NOW.

"i mean i'm not a huge people person most of the time, maybe its that, maybe hanging out with aaron and his partner drained my battery a little" honestly if i didnt know what the deal was id be like yeah same

"i know we didnt have any dreamscaping planned tonight but i... i didn't really wanna spend the night alone in my head if thats okay. it- it almost feels like... like i miss you?? or like i had been missing you?" BRACHIUM WHEN I CATCH YOU BRACHIUM. SHUT UPPP OH MY GOD :(( thats actually so fucking sad and sweet. like his body and his brain remembers missing sunshine so fiercely but the memories arent there so he just feels off-kilter and like he misses them for some reason WHAT THE SHIT :((

"you havent had a work trip for a while, we spent all night together. you're literally laying next to me in bed in the waking world, like, you're right there! like i could wake up and poke you right now" he is so goofy and silly but not in a guy way and i really appreciate that

"[im a little tired] and maybe a little sappy. i guess i just hadnt gotten my fill of you today" HEHEHEHE...

THEYRE KISSINGGGGGG

"i just wanna be with you rn, and i dont know why ... no, no thats not what i meant!" I LOVE HOW SUNSHINE RIBS ON HIM :(( like they really are just besties who fell in love

i love the way elliott kisses sunshine. if that makes any sense dhjgfshd

"i love being with you [kiss] in dreams, in reality, anywhere. if its you, im happy." when is it my turn god.

"im just the boy next door... the boy next door with a brain that can handle managing the near infinite minutia of an entire dreamscape, flawlessly under pressure, at a labyrinth black certified level. yknow, simple stuff like that" WOW YOUR HONOR IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

"i mean it really is simple when it comes to you. you're there? im happy. you're not? im not. and right now i could use some happy" theyre the cutest couple god im ill abt them

"the dreamhouse- pardon the pun" IM SO EMOTIONAL OVER THAT WAIT :(( HE CALLS THE HOUSE HE MADE FOR HIM AND SUNSHINE THE DREAMHOUSE

"ba-dum-bum!" im making out with him rn

"yeah, well, if you didn't like a dork, you wouldn't have stuck around. cuz i am one, through and through. and you knew that; you've known that as long as you've known me" and when i throw myself into the sea then what. then what

"starting us in the bedroom is a perfectly logical start to the dream" its also a good starting point for me to rail you-

GOD THE WAY ERIK DOES MAKING OUT... like the softer kisses to start, how they slowly start getting deeper as they get more into the kiss..... incredible

THE WAY HE MAKES SURE SUNSHINE ISNT FORCING THEMSELF TO FUCK CUZ HE PUT THEM IN THE BEDROOM :((

i just realized we're gonna get updated elliott Noises. ogh. im so excited

sunshine really does love taking care of him :((

WAIT ARE THEY BLOWING HIM??? THIS IS THE LASKO BA ALL OVER AGAIN. ERIK GIVE US LIKE. SOMETHING TO KNOW WHEN THE LISTENER IS GOING DOWN ON THE SPEAKER DHFJGAFHGS

god his NOISES. hes so vocal n i love it

I LOVE WHEN THE SPEAKERS CALL THE LISTENERS BABY AS A SECOND PET NAME ITS SO CUTE. also. elliott just has the cutest noises wowow

"can i hold your head?" THATS HOW YOU DO IT FOLKS. also babygirl you can pull my hair any day of the week

I LOVE HOW BREATHY HE IS??? also some of his noises are deeper than i wouldve expected from him but i love it so much :flushed:

HE WAS STANDING THAT WHOLE TIME??? GODDAMN SUNSHINE

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT WAS THAT NOISE HELLO???? THE STUTTERING RASPY MOAN????? WHAT THE FUCK????? THAT WAS THE HOTTEST NOISE EVER WHAT THE SHIT

i just KNOW hes holding sunshine by the head not to control the pace but to steady himself and to have something to hold onto while they suck his dick like a pro

WE LOVE A MAN WHO KISSES THEIR PARTNER AFTER ORAL SEX

"oh god the things you do" SIR IM ON THE FLOOR RN WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING VOICE???????

"is it too bright?" mans has the sun reacting to his emotions thats so cool and also hot

"im looking at you... you look so incredible with the horizon behind you" im going to propose if you keep talking to me like that

"i got the idea from that trip we took up to the lake" ERIK GIVE US SOME FLASHBACKS TO THEIR CAMPING TRIPS PLEASE i would love one where theyre not dating yet but theyre obviously dancing around it god thatd be so good

"all these oranges and reds and purples... eyes shining in the waning light" hes so romantic

"hey... i have an idea" oh?

"howd you like to see that sunset up close?" ARE WE GONNA FUCK IN THE SKY??

"do you trust me?" YES YES YES

THE WAY HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO SUNSHINE TO REASSURE THEM AND SAYS THAT HES GOT THEM :((

ARE THEY IN A CLOUD???? WHAT THE FUCK???

"you deserve it... everything beautiful and wonderful, you deserve it." god hes so good at making sunshine believe they have worth in this life :((

i love how you can tell when erik is kissing someones lips vs when hes kissing their skin. the noises are so subtle yet distinct and its so good at helping you realize where things are happening. but also... sunshine where are your clothes sjdfhkg

"d'you-do you like it?" HIS LITTLE HESITATION LIKE HES WORRIED SUNSHINE DOESNT LIKE THE DREAM STOPPP :(( hes so fucking cute i cant stand it

"lay back... let the clouds hold you" ok real talk i have a bad phobia of heights (specifically the edge of things) but i would brave my phobia if it meant a hot dreamwalker was going to fuck me in the clouds

"sunset skin... my sunshine" I AM ON THE FLOOR AGAIN THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING :(( i love when he says "my sunshine" CUZ THEY ARE HIS SUNSHINE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!!!!!!

"can i?" YOU FUCKING BETTER GO DOWN ON ME DUDE

HIS FUCKING GIGGLES?? "okay... then spread 'em a little bit" HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT AND TEASING ALMOST WOWOWOW

erik knows how to make gender neutral oral sex work very well. im genuinely impressed

"so good..." sorry but if someone said that after going down on me i would marry them on the spot

"can i?" YOU BETTER FUCK SUNSHINE RN IM GOING CRAZY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR LIKE FOUR FUCKIN YEARS

GOD HIS NOISES?????????? THEYRE SO LIKE. ROUGH. N ALMOST FERAL. AND SO APPRECIATIVE????

"just a sec... god it feels so good... just to be inside- all the way... together" WOOOOOOOW WOW WOW WOW IM SO LONELY HOLY SHIT HJGSDAHJ

"yeah i just wanna feel it for a sec... all of it... all of you" hes so lustdrunk rn its craaaaaazy woooooow. i mean considering this is the first time theyve fucked in days after the events of the balance (not that they remember it) im sure it would feel overwhelming

"lemme see your neck" god n the way he marks them up...... plus its a callback!! we love a callback!! technically its a callback to two diff things, his first ba and his "dreamwalker bf helps you in your dreams" when theyre on the beach!

"oh yeah.... moan for me" HIS VOICE. HJDFGKFGHKDJ!!!!!!!! ./////. "yeah? its just us, and the sky; let it all out." him encouraging them to be loud?????? what the fuck????????

pleasuredrunk elliott is something i knew i needed but didnt know i needed this badly holy shit

"you look so incredible.... no, no, not just the sunset. the sunset's just casting a light on whats already there" WHOAAAAAAA. THATS SO???? ROMANTIC?????? HOLY SHIT???????

"all the imperfections are what make you perfect. make you real... warm, and real, and here... with me" WOW THATS. YEAH. OW. THAT HURTS A LITTLE

I LOVE WHEN HE CALLS THEM MY SUNSHINE HEHEHEHE

god his NOISESSSSS i cant get over them. he sounds so obsessed with sunshine its crazy.

"no- no let me, let me... i wanna be the one to make you come" AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

i love when the speakers jerk off/touch the listener to help get them close. like its so intimate and hot.

n the noises of him touching them,,,

"yeah, yeah, get loud," SIR??? SIR???????

"feeling me while im..... in you..." the way his voice like dissolves into pleasure is craaaaazy. erik what are you fucking to make those noises??

"throw your head back... let the clouds hold you while i fill you up-" WHOAAAA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JGHDFKFGDHJKSDGKFHJDKGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"youre tightening down...... now?... yesss, yes sunshine, come for me, come-" OH MY FUCKING GOD??????????????

HIS NOISES????????? FUCK ME????????????

AND THE WAY IT SOUNDS LIKE HES PANTING INTO THEIR NECK/CLOSE TO THEIR SKIN,,,,,, GOD. GODDDDDDD.

AND THEN HE BRINGS THEM BACK TO THE BED. HIS FUCKING SHUSHING AND THE "no its okay, i got you" GODDDD

their aftercare kissing n cuddling. wow :((

"i love you so much, baby... you make me feel so good... you feel so... right. its just easy with you. its real with you, even here, where none of it is.. real. its us. and that makes it- real ... in my arms.. its real." THATS SO FUCKING SWEET WHAT THE FUCK

"i never wanna have to miss you again" SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIK IM GONNA FUCKIGN CRY

"we're forever" THEY ARE THEYRE SO FOREVER LIKE THEYRE GONNA GET MARRIED AND BUILD THAT DREAM HOUSE AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE ERIK :(((((((

"i love you sunshine" mirroring the end of his first ba I WILL CRY

and the really soft kisses as the audio fades out :((

WOW that was. wow. i mean. what else can i say dude????? that was so fucking good. best ba we've had in easily awhile. holy fuck dude

[contentexplorer]

Hello Tumblr

Well, I am one year old.

After watching Dragon Ball Super SuperHero and letting my curiosity lead me to this place known as Tumblr last year, I can say it has been a fun and inviting experience to be on this platform. I've never had this kind of interactive and social outlet ever in my life. My creativity and ideas developed or were expressed in ways I never thought I was capable of doing; my discovery of all these talented artists, writers, opinions, everything I find on Tumblr has me feeling excited, attentive, and more curious each time I'm online. And all the support, likes, reblogs, and comments from all you wonderful people just make it worthwhile. It truly has been a blast of a year to be on here. : )

So that's why it saddens me that I will be inactive following the new year of 2024. : (

I've been considering this course of action for a while, and I've fully decided to go through with this.

Allow me to explain: The bottom line is stuff has come up. I don't feel comfortable to specifically state what that 'stuff' is, but I can assure you all that it's nothing life-threatening or life-shattering. Situations have arisen for me, and honestly, they're the kind of problems that I could ignore and still be fine. But that way of responding just doesn't sit well with me. I have to deal with them, so the issues won't build up over time and bite me back in the future. Unfortunately, that requires of me to cut my time here.

I wish to say that I'll return and resume my activity, but even I can't guarantee that. My process, if you will, will be of me accomplishing each obstacle, but once done, they'll lead to more handling of their consequences, both positive and negative. Coming back here: I just don't know.

But in case I don't return, I want to say something: When I started my account I had no intention of making posts or interacting with anyone. I just wanted to see what you guys were writing/making about Dragon Ball (The K18 material, TBH), like it, and have some asks of my own. But thanks to the suggestions and informative answers from @fantasyrecolors / @thefantasylife (you're the best), I put more effort into distinguishing myself from a bot to an actual person.

I figured I would repost stuff I liked and write the occasional, original post about anything on my mind, never having ambitions of being popular or affecting the Dragon Ball Tumblr community. But when I posted my Android 18 Not You Meme, you guys liked it and that just made me feel so appreciated. It was just an idea I had which I wanted to put out there. That inspired me to be more involved in this Dragon Ball Community. You see, I'm a dork, but I've always been one solo. I never had anyone to ask their opinions or say to them I enjoy their fan-work about a property we both enjoy, and vice versa. But as I continued to settle and develop my blog, I just kept finding so many incredible individuals here with their fabulous art, engaging stories, intriguing takes, and hilarious jokes. And these people/you guys took time to see and support what I brought to the table. Even beyond the Dragon Ball series. I felt inspired and motivated by that to keep doing what I could to support and join this rad community.

And I mean where to start with the list of creatives here:

-Dragon Ball Meta/Ultra Dork

-SweetEscapeArtist

-LongMonthArtist

-IncognitoMan1-2-3-4

-Chestnut Island/xfadedmemoriezx

-NiccoloYo

-Certified Krillin Stan

-Neterukuroino

-Everyone's Tea Room

-FuturisticBouquetdeer-451f4dcf

-DeadlyBeautyZ

-Koine Kid

I know Tumblr isn't a perfect social media platform with all its faults, but these people and many, many more made Tumblr an awesome playground to be in.

You all made my time here wonderful and jaw dropping. You guys make Dragon Ball fun. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

I won't delete my account. I love this blog too much to see it all gone in a flash, the same unfortunate fate to fellow comrade Certified Krillin Stan. I'll just leave my blog here and step back from the Tumblr website; the most I'll do is just view (rarely) what's new. There may be a chance I could fully return when DB Daima rolls around, but no guarantees. I hope how I continue in my future will lead me back here to keep supporting this section of the DB community and any other cools guys I see here; possibly return with more resources/skills to do more for this group and my account than I could do now. I do hope so.

Until then, Keep spreading that K18 Love, Let your Creativity Roam Free, Keep Supporting Each Other, and above all else, Have A Great 2024 Everybody.

[dedtoot]

Hellloooo I'm dedtoot. You can also call me ded or dt. (цей нік не означає дід тут, але це дуже смішна інтерпретація)

I'm just posting fan art here and neat things like that. Maybe one day I'll do original art. I also have a Jet Set Radio art sharing sideblog.

Unfortunately I am a nerd who hates fun and a certified gatekeeper(trying to not complain about ancient fandom cultures)(friends call me a gatekeeper lol).

My labels:

Dork

Liker

Grotesque Gulp

Notorious Hermit

Намагаюсь писати всяке з тегом "мої штуці". Other tags are "my art", "my doodle", and "my stuff"(memes and other shit).

And here's the list of media i like and one's i'm aware of, if you wanna know

Main interests:

Jet Set Radio, Jet Set Radio Future

Space Channel 5

(also a little request but if you're the kind of person that goes "this game suck but music and style are so cool" and similar stuff like that, then don't talk to me. Especially about these two series. There's a HUGE difference between playfully telling how you hate the thing you enjoy and this shit.)

Still interests me, but kinda less:

Rockman

Gregory Horror Show

Bokumono( right now it's DS Cute, FoMT and AnWL)

Hokuto no Ken

Devilman

Violence Jack

Gitaroo Man

Mezzo Forte, Mezzo DSA, a Kite

Manhunt, Manhunt 2

Elite Beat Agents

Cutie Honey

Project Rub, The Rub Rabbits

Kaiketsu Zoro

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

The Evil Dead

Leisure Suit Larry(did not expect to like these games as much as i did)

Things I'm aware that exist:

(it's either something i was very interested in before, like parappa or jjba, or just know little about. yeah)

Pokemon

The Neverhood

Parappa the Rapper, Um Jammer Lammy

Persona 4

Castlevania

Dragon Ball

Monster (i gotta continue reading that😭)

Kirby

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Postal

Cybersix(only the cartoon tho)

Steven Universe

Slap Happy Rhythm Busters

Cyborg Kuro Chan

Avatar the last airbender

Cave Story

I have no mouth and i must scream (just the book currently. I'm planning to play the game one day)

Not feeling so funky about these ones(will go on a rant):

(not gonna disintegrate you for liking these or anything, but you know)

Sonic(first fandom "trauma" lol, so i'd rather not talk about it a lot. i still enjoy some parts of the series tho. feeling so complicated)

Danganronpa

Kirby anime

Devilman crybaby

Netflix castlevania

Stardew valley (it's not a bad game, but its writing feels boring to me, so i can't play it for long. Also how this game now is seen as THE farming social sim, even though bokumono is right there (and originated this genre(yes i am very petty))

[forever-rogue]

the modern! Eddie is so good. but what about reader is also a Tolkien nerd, maybe not as big if a nerd as Eddie. and bc that tv show is bad they go back to rewatch the LOTR trilogy for the 2053964th time to forget ab the show💀 (I totally ranted for days ab the trailers of the rings of power, and my family is definitely tired of hearing about it)

okay, but i'm already in love with modern!eddie 🥺 every eddie tbh

every time you looked at the clock you were expecting to see that several hours had passed...but each time it was only a few minutes. friday evenings working at the bookstore were usually uneventful but today it was downright boring. you really just wanted to be off so you could go over to your boyfriend's place to spend the evening with him.

almost as if he knew you were thinking about him, your phone dinged several times in a row, all texts from eddie. you couldn't help but laugh at the silly texts from your metalhead.

this show sucks so much. why did we watch it?

why am i rewatching? you're not even here for me to complain too.

we should start one of those online petition things to cancel the show. tons of other people would sign it!

i wish you were off already. miss you, baby.

you were sure that if anyone was watching you, they'd see you grinning at your phone like a lovestruck fool. which you totally were.

i'll be off and over soon. and then you can complain all you want to me, honey boy.

you set your phone down but he responded almost immediately.

can we rewatch lotr tonight? it's not a want so much as a need. i need you and some proper tolkien. and maybe pizza too if that sounds good.

how anyone could be afraid and intimidated by eddie munson, certified dork, nerd, geek, and practical puppy was something you would never understand.

sounds perfect to me. don't forget the blanket fort! i'll see you soon.

fuck, you're right. i love you so much, princess.

i love you always, honey boy.

now all you had to do was survive another two hours before you could run out and get to eddie. longest two hours ever. but they would be worth it.

[emonaculate]

Skater boy! Yuji Headcanons

❥ AU: Modern!AU

❥ Genre: Fluff

❥ Rating: Anyone can read

❥ Pairings: Skater!Yuji x Black!Reader

❥ Warnings: Mentions of injuries, mentions of mental health, HAPPY RELATIONSHIPS, Profanity

❥ Author Note: My baby deserves the most love and it hurts so bad that he's not real since he's my ideal type oml.

Yuji Itadori is a certified skater Boi . He's always looking for a new platform to ride on

Ironically the actual ground is the last place this mf wants to skate

Never backs down from a challenge and thats often the reason why

"I dare you to hit a kick flip off that lady's wheelchair."

"What?! No way. She could get hurt."

"I'll give you twenty bucks."

"Yeah still no that's horrible, 'Bara. I can't believe you think I'm stupid enough to-"

"And Y/n's baby pictures."

"Say less."

One potential law suit later

"NOBARA WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE HIM."

"That bitch had it coming for rolling over my shoes."

"And Megumi why didn't you stop him??"

"...I was curious to see if he could do it."

Has a really large collection of boards

Various ones with different scratches and scrapes. He remembers each and every story of how he got them.

All of his boards come from the various places his older brother Sukuna has been.

Despite what the older will claim, every time he leaves his little brother, he actively searches out more boards to add to Yuji's collection.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THE TONY HAWK TO SIGN IT?"

"Is that someone important? I just bumped into him and he gave me the board."

The only thing that takes up Yuji's mind more than skating is you.

His first interaction is definitely a memorable one..

It ended with him breaking his arm in seven places

"Hey, Yuji.. Have you ever tried to do the 900?"

"Yeah, gave myself a concussion tho."

"....what about off a deep freezer?"

"Dude... that sounds cool as fuck."

"No lets not do that, first of all, where are you gonna get a fucking deep freezer from?"

"Megumi, shut up. Stop trying to ruin our fun."

"You're just saying that because you bet that he couldn't do it."

"Really? You bet against me? Wow, I though we were friends."

"Hush, I do think you can do it. Don't worry. Let's meet at the skate park tonight."

The skate park that night was more crowded than it had ever been before.

Bets being placed left and right.

Just when everything seemed to be going just right and in Yuji's favor.

He saw you, standing beside Nobara.

A tall curly headed girl with the biggest smile he had ever seen. Skin practically glowing in the moon light. The cute little band t-shirt and jeans that hugged all your curves made his brain short-circuit.

Needless to say, Yuji in fact could not do it.

Despite the intense pain he was feeling, all he could do was focus on your panicked face as you tried to keep him from passing out.

Even when in the hospital getting lectured and cursed out by Sukuna all he thought about was your dimpled cheeks and beautiful smile.

As soon as he was allowed to return to school, he sought you out immediately.

"Hey, I'm Itadori Yuji."

"Yeah I remember you, I'm Y/n L/n."

"I wanted to tell you, I thought you were really pretty."

"I think you're pretty too."

Puppy love at it's finest.

The perfect himbo is your boyfriend and honestly its amazing

Expect study dates where he gives up half way through just to stare at you

"Yuji babe, focus on your work."

"Stop being so pretty then."

"You're such a dork."

"Mm but i'm your dork."

90s throwback Karaoke sessions because he loves your voice and the music

Late night facetime because he's corny.

"It's 2 am, what do you want?"

"I wanted to look at you before I go to sleep."

Cue you cheesing like an idiot

Doesn't really call you any nicknames since he loves saying your name so much

Sometimes will slip up and call you angel or angelface.

Mainly when he does something stupid and get hurt

"Yuji why the fuck is your lip busted."

"Sorry angelface, I lost my footing and wiped out. I did manage to miss hitting a family of swans."

You've become so used to his injuries, you started to carry around first aid kits and band aids.

It was supposed to make him be more careful but jokes on you he loves hello kitty band aids.

Wears them until you tell him he can take them off.

Often comes out of no where and gives you the most breath taking kisses

Loves seeing how thrown off you get

Makes it a game to see who can sneak the most kisses in during the day.

You both make your friend group sick asf

"I hate you both sometimes."

"For once, I agree with Nobara."

He definitely gives you his clothes because he loves seeing you in them

MATCHING SHOES

Don't play with him, yall definitely are twinning

He might be a skater but shoes creased? He never heard of it

Always clean asf

Definitely let you design one of his boards, hardly ever uses it because he doesn't want to ruin it.

Wants to teach you moves but doesn't want to see you get hurt

You are not allowed to skate without him

Not because he owns you or anything, he just really gets nervous that you'd get injured. its okay if he hurts himself but not you. You are not allowed to get hurt at all.

SHOPPING DATES

He will definitely will carry all of your bags. Not up for debate.

Honestly just loves spending time with you doesn't matter what you're doing. He just likes being included.

Definitely does a self care day with you.

Paints your nails only if you promise to do his.

Helped you wash your hair once and you both agreed never again

"Hey babe... does your hair normally turn yellow after getting washed?"

"...No. No it doesn't."

Fool accidentally bleached your hair.

After getting you to calm down and promise not to kill him, he took you to a real hair salon to get it fixed

SUKUNA PAID, definitely was not aware tho so don't mention it

That's how you ended up with matching pink hair.

"You know, your roots are dark again maybe we should wash it again."

"Fuck no."

Surprisingly does not do any drugs??

It's ironic really. He has no history of trying anything.

However if you ever wanna get high, IYKYK

The type of boyfriend that will lick or bite you out of no where.

Its actually so strange

Mid conversation he'll space out and next thing you know he's biting your shoulder. hand. cheek. anything.

You just get used to it.

HIS HANDS ARE ALWAYS ON YOU

whether his hands are on yours, your ass or back. He has to touch you.

Definitely slaps your ass out of nowhere.

Its usually playful but stings like hell

It becomes a game if you smack his.

"Hey, Y/n, have you seen my jacket- AH."

"Pay back is a bitch... Why are you smiling like that?"

"You're right, it is a bitch."

"Chill Yuji. I was just playing. STOP. NO."

You will never win rip lmaooo

While he never waits to tell you how he feels about you, talking about his feelings and mental state is very rare but he does trust that if he needs you, you'll be there.

Has a habit of placing kisses all over your face before kissing your lips if you guys have been around each other for a long time.

Demands victory kisses if he does a move right and doesn't get hurt

He is a caffeine addict.

Doesn't really need it but likes how it taste??

Drinks sugary frappuccinos and dark ass sodas

Still has the clearest skin ever so its really not fair :(

If you guys ever get into an argument buckle up, you arent sleeping until you two make up. He refuses to go to bed angry at you.

"Yuji go home. I mean it."

"I understand you're angry and that's fine but I'm not leaving until you say you aren't mad and love me."

"You're being childish leave me alone."

"Call it what you want, I'm not leaving. So we'll both just sit here looking goofy."

After you finally realize that fool isn't going to cave and somehow end up sitting in his lap. You give up.

"I love you and i'm not mad anymore."

"What? I couldn't hear you."

"I love you and i'm not mad anymore."

"That's what I thought, good night Y/n."

"...can you stay the night?"

"I was waiting for you to ask."

He spends more time at your place than his own.

Once freaked Sukuna out because he didn't return for damn near a month.

Please give older brother Sukuna a raise, he didn't ask for this shit.

Will def talk about you to anyone who listens. Even the girls that hit on him

"You're so cute, Itadori."

"Thank you, but my girlfriend is cuter. Look."

Proceeds to flip through his snapchat saved memories to show pictures of you.

Damn you could have just said you weren't interested shawty.

Hardly gets into fights but definitely has fought an ex of yours for having a slick mouth.

"What the fuck did you say about her?"

Definitely the type that needs to be held back from fighting when anger. Sukuna is so proud.

"Yuji its not worth it."

"Yeah that loser is ugly anyways."

"Thats right listen to the little emo bitch and home depot lesbian."

One brutal ass beating later...

"So I expect this from Nobara but Megumi... Again?"

"My hand slipped."

"Yeah right into that dude's face."

"In all honesty, I have no idea why I'm here. I'm an innocent bystander."

"Nobara you stomped on his back after he was down."

" I dont recall such a thing."

"We have it on tape."

"Moment of amnesia, like I said. I don't recall."

"...And what about you, Yuji."

"I only regret not knocking out more of his teeth. I'd do it all again."

So what he was suspended?

He gets time to plan more dates and play games at home.

In summary, Itadori is crazy about you and anyone with eyes can see that.

[greyeyedmonster-18]

I think we would really get on well irl. I would like to talk with you more regularly but think I'm not interesting enough or mayhaps you are too cool for me.

oh my gosh.

i promise you i am not too cool for anybody. i promise you i am certifiably uncool and the two-ish people i talk to regularly on this hellsite can vouch for that (i messaged one about fucking prosthetics yesterday. like wow, neat, so coolllll.). i am a big idiot dork, really.

but also im going to assume you've already talked to me??? and just going to be honest that am hard to get to know; i am private, i am shy, i spook easily, and also i really suck at small talk (and im not interested in it either. like i'd much rather you just scream at me with I BOUGHT PURPLE PANTS TODAY!!! or SIRIUS BLACK BUYING A MINI VAN, LETS DISCUSS). i am not...the easiest to make friends with but if somethings unlocked, you're never getting rid of me ever. <3

send me something on anon you wouldn't send to me off anon

[mrskurono]

Okay here I am on my new blog bc this site hates me !!

Alright so of course I'm going to self ship with Chuuya. We have ehhhhhh I dunno...anywhere from 2-4 kids (dont judge me, I can't say no okay??) All of them daughters, but that doesnt really make a difference lol

I think the holidays would be a little hectic, but the good kind of hectic ya know? Kids are all over the place bc they had hot cocoa and Chuuya is on hos second glass of wine (which we all know he doesn't hold his liquor well) BUT apart from the chaos I think christmas time would be one of our families most treasured holidays. The kids are home and we get to spend more time together. Movie nights every night until christmas day and of course there is music on through out the day.

I also headcanon that Mori completely adores mine and Chuuyas kids so I'm sure that a lot of time would be spent with him and the "important" members in the mafia

Don't think you're pulling a fast one on that 2-4 shit. Bc Chuuya sure as hell ain't pulling anything out ;D

Chuuya finds a chocolate laced wine to drink through the twelve days of Christmas not clickbait??? Ok but also he does like, s'mores flavors and anything that might remotely remind him of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" vibe when he reads the wine label 😂 Suddenly there's a new bottle every time he and the girls go to the store. Not a wine drunk aunt but pretty close to it.

Speaking of the girls- All. Four. Of. Them. Look. JUST like Chuuya. So there's no getting out of family photos done up in cringy themed pjs that then get sent out to the other mafia heads. (Mori gushes and wants to know where you guys got them so he can put it on Elise) But also just like Chuuya and the girls are so disgustingly cheerful that it spreads to the others?

Especially the Black Lizards. Tachihara is the worst with the four of them and like the dumb uncle meets worry wart older brother. While thoroughly loving all four of them but constantly getting bullied by four very short girls that scream like Chuuya. While Gin and Higuchi are semi functioning aunts who lavish the girls in girly things (soaps, lotions the whole deal) Honestly it just ends up a giant mixing pot of a family holiday dinner with Mori and Koyo and all of the Black Lizards. Ngl it's kinda cute even for Chuuya

*sighs* Fine....I guess I'll share my main selfship...with Francis.

Certifiably one child...a cute little boy that is just so blond and blue eyed looking Gerber baby with those dimples and big smile. Ok fine, maybe a second one. Maybe. But I require help with that if he wants a second one.

As for holidays? I'm certain from Halloween on this man is annoying as fuck. Just- So insufferable and excited about everything that I'm starting to wonder if he's just a 6'3 child???

That being said, Francis is really present. He's engaged from every cup of cocoa to every light on the tree and each stocking hung with care. These are the only activities he won't let money help with. Nothing needs to be looking like Martha Stewarts asshole as long as we did it together. The ornaments a little low on the tree bc the kid(s) are short? That's perfect. Are the lights outside hung crooked bc everyone was bitching to their father about cold hands while doing it? He thinks its the best light display in the entire neighborhood. Nothing feels more like home to him than Christmas and it's really his favorite time of year. The gifts and money are nice. But he doesn't really care about that. More often than not he's the kind that just is standing there watching his kid(s) not trying to cry every time they do anything. It's kinda endearing of him even if he is a 6'3 dork

[tyrian-stuck]

Drabble for Fuchsia tavros please?

The seige upon the Earth had gone on for seven months. The actual war with humanity lasted only seven days. If Jade's estimates were correct, the complete annihilation of the human race would take only seven more weeks.

The invaders, trolls as they were called, were like an invasive species. A problem far outside of Earth's context, that nothing in mankind's history could have prepared it for. Grandpa always told her it was a hunter's duty to wipe out any such species, there would be no game to hunt if the ecosystem was destroyed.

While Jade certainly couldn't do that in this case, she could preserve what little was left. Trolls may have been an outside context problem to humanity, but the invaders were just as unprepared to contend with her best friend.

Jade appeared back in the garden in a flash of green light, Becquerel by her side. Her trusty rifle and a back pack hung from her shoulder straps. "Okay, everyone, I'm back!" She said cheerfully as people gathered around, casually putting out a small fire in her hair without even looking. "That's going to be the last trip I can make to America for, uh, awhile... Long story. Okay! We've got food, medicine, clothing..."

She continued through the list as she handed out supplies to pass around, having mostly memorized by now who needs what. Judging by the feeling of Bec's tail suddenly beating against her leg, Jade assumed Dave flash stepped over and started petting him.

"Hey." He said once Jade was finished, acting like he was just there by coincidence. Jade did a pretend huff like she knew what he was gonna ask.

"No, Dave, I didn't find any sick shades for you." Dave gave a faux scoff like he was offended by the implication. His eyebrows crept over the square glasses he'd painted black to look like shades. His cracked on a supply run yesterday and so Dave had pestered John for one of his spares.

"Well, damn Harley, someone has to worry about their style around here. The people need a certifiable cool dude to look up to in hours of crisis. And how am I supposed to oblige them without some sick shades? I can't work under these conditions I swear." Jade rolled her eyes and playfully punched him in the arm.

"Yeah, yeah, you're the cooliest dude I know, dork." Dave gasped like he was horrifed, barely hiding the slight smirk under his "shades". He shouted over to Rose and John, who were leaning against a pillar not far away. "Guys, Jade went bananas and punched me."

"Jade, stop bullying Dave. He's very sensitive around women. He probably has a complex about it." Rose shouted back, not even looking up from her book. John snickered beside her as Dave led Jade over. Jade parented to be exasperated by it all, rolling her eyes before breaking down into giggling.

*Alright, alright guys. What's up?" Dave's stance changed a bit. In fact, the whole air got a bit more rigid. Not serious, just concerned.

"So, where did you find the supplies?" Dave asked. Jade scartched her chin.

"Oh, uh... from that old breadstick place by Dave's apartment. There was a clinic nearby."

John nodded as he and Rose shared a concerned look. "Yeah, and the week before that, I did a supply run on that local Walmart." John said. "And Rose picked up some medicine from that old hospital in Wisconsin."

Jade bit her lip as her eyes flicked between the two. "Um, right. Why the recap?"

Rose looked over her shoulder, before leaning into whisper. She hated having to have discussions out in the open like this, but Jade's island was starting to get so crowded that few rooms were ever private for long. Aside from a few personal bedrooms, but those were a long ways away, and this was urgent. "We fear that their Emperor may be tracking us."

Jade's eyes widened. "Wait, the Emperor? Like, their leader, their ruler? That one? Aren't we kinda small potatoes for someone like him?"

Rose closed her book, an old coding book from her mother's lab. "We, or rather, my mother and I, have managed to hack into some surveillance drones and we've recovered the past month's worth of footage." She began laying out pictures on the ground between the four of them. "Every location we've raided was seen being investigated by imperial drones a few days before we were told their were suppiles there."

Jade gulped, a cold sweat breaking out acrossed her forehead. The gold trim, the pink plating. Those were the Emperor's personal drones. "Well, maybe our contact hacked into them? Maybe that's how he knew there were supplies in there."

The air grew colder, outright fridged now. The commotion of the people milling around them seemed miles away suddenly. Dave took off his shades to look Jade in the eye. "Jade... are you sure we can trust him?"

That one caught her off guard, her voice stalled in her throat before she could respond. "I...Yes! Yes, I'm sure we can."

Rose closed her book to make eye contact with Jade. "Hacking into drones used by the Emperor himself would be nigh impossible. Mother and I have tried. If he was truly on our side, don't you think he would've done more with that kind of influence?"

"He's been helping us for months! I..." Jade pulled on her hair, taking deep breaths to calm herself down. It was a good point, one she couldn't really argue with... but still... AT was her friend.

"I'll... I'll talk to him about it."

John leaned over and out an arm around her shoulder. "I'm sorry about this..."

"Don't be... you're just being worried..."

"...Please, just be careful with him, alright."

Jade forced on a smile as she stood up. "I will, John. I always am."

~

Jade slammed the door to her bedroom shut, locking it tight. She let out a deep breath she didn't know she'd been holding. Finally. Her one safe space.

Ahe collapsed onto her bed and pulled out her phone, taking another deeo breath to figure out how she'd even approach this situation. What should she even say? How could you ask, "hey, my friends think you're a spy" without being suspicious? She didn't have long to muse on it before her Pesterchum lit up.

--adiosToreadore [AT] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG]--

AT: hI, jADE, dID YOU GET THOSE SUPPLIES,

AT: tHEY WERE SLIM PICKINGS COMPARED TO LAST WEEK, sO SORRY ABOUT THAT,

AT: bUT WITH ANY LUCK YOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO HOLD OUT TO MUCH LONGER,

Taking one last deep, steadying breath, Jade responded.

GG: hey, tav! yeah, i got them, don't worry.

AT: gREAT, i SAW YOU ENTER THE BUILDING VIA SURVEILLANCE DRONE, bUT I NEVER SAW YOU LEAVE, sO I WASN'T SURE IF YOU WERE BACK YET,

GG: no worries! bec made sure I got back safely.

AT: hEH, yEAH, hE'S A GREAT LUSUS,

AT: oR, uH, pET I GUESS,

AT: oR KINDA BOTH,

AT: hUMAN FAMILIES ARE CONFUSING,

GG:...

AT: uH, i DON'T MEAN TO PRY, bUT ARE YOU OKAY,

AT: YOU'RE NOT AS CHATTY TODAY, aND IT'S PRETTY RARE FOR YOU TO JUST PUT DOWN DOTS AS A REPLY.

AT: yOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE :) EMOJI YET,

AT: nOT THAT YOU HAVE TOO.

AT: i'M JUST CONCERNED IS ALL.

GG: yeah i'm fine. it's just, well...

GG: do you think someone's tracking us?

AT: uH, wHY?

GG: well.... hmmmm....

GG: it's just...

GG: there was an imperial drone staking out our last supply drop. It looked... high ranking...

AT: ,,,,oH,

GG: ring any bells?

AT: ,,,

AT: yOU'RE, uH, rEALLY SMART JADE,

AT: i'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT,

GG: i was hoping you could help me on that front.

AT: nO, sEE, tHAT'S THE PROBLEM, i CAN'T LET YOU,

GG: what?

--aquaticToreador [AT] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG]--

AT: i'M SORRY, jADE,

GG: WHAT!?

Jade heard the sharp crackle of electricity outside her window. Pulling her rifle to her side, she rushed over to investigate.

Hordes of people were disappearing into thin air below her, crackling out of existence as the green thunder flooded the entire island. It was like they were all being vaporized. Or teleported.

"Bec...?" She whispered out in horror. Immediately, she ran for the door, but her dog was already there. The empty white expanse on Becquerel's face had been replaced with two pink lines, pseudo eyes that weren't his own. The First Guardian moved stiffly, almost tiredly, as he walked towards her, the green glow now illuminating the entire room.

"Bec, wait, don't!"

But her friend wasn't there to listen. Jade's word disappeared in a flash of green light. Then, darkness and silence.

~

When Jade came to, she almost thought she was back in her island, waking up from a bad dream. The bright blue sky, the sun beating down on her face, the nice shadow of a tree blocking most the heat. Any minute now, she expected Bec to trod over and lick her until she woke up completely, but he never did. She sat up with a yawn and a stretch, adjusting her glasses that she'd foolishly fallen asleep in again. She really needed to get that sleeping problem fixed eventually. As her vision cleared, she quickly realized this was not her home.

There were people here. Confused people milling around in confusion in varying degrees of panic. It wasn't until her memory came back that Jade had the slightest clue as to why.

Bec!

She stood up with a jolt, glancing around rapidly. Where was that guy? "Bec? Bec!" She shouted, pushing through the branches and running through the trees. Even in her state of panic and confusion, she knew this place wasn't natural. Wildly different kinds of trees were planted together, with seemingly no thought out into where they grew naturally.

"Bec! Bec! Beeeeeeec!"

Jade ran through a bush and suddenly skid to a hault. She was met with a wall of clear glass, barely visible to her. She was lucky she didn't run right into it. Outside of it appeared to be a museum of some kind... or more accurately a zoo.

Held back behind more glass windows were massive biomes, rich and teaming with exotic combinations of life. Combinations that would be impossible on her or any world. Behind some, she saw other Earth animals, even other humans, trudging through winter snow or relaxing on beautiful beaches. Behind others, she saw lifeforms she could never even dream of before now.

It wasn't until her shocked expression trailed down that she matched gazes with a small, shy boy in a wheel chair. He looked to be about her age, even he was likely far older if she understood how trolls age correctly. His hair was styled in a small mop of a mohawk that only served to make his giant horns stand out all the more. Everything he wore, the pink symbol on his shirt, the tyrian linings on his jack, the tiara on his head, screamed royalty, but his demeanor was completely antithetical to that.

The boy looked almost embarrassed to be noticed like this, quietly whispering to the large guards at his side to leave. He stares back at her as they left, nervous and conflicted, before leaning forward from his wheelchair and pressing a button beneath the window.

A speaker somewhere crackled to life. "Uh... hello Jade."

Jade raised an eyebrow as she crouched down to his eye level. "Um, hi? ...Where am I? How do you know me?"

The boy smiled, sharp teeth contrasting his timid demeanor. "I'm Tavros! It's good to meet you!"

Jade's eyes furrowed, the diplomatic smile she'd put up suddenly gone. "What. Did you do."

Sensing the sudden shift in tone, Tav put his hands up diplomatically. "Nothing! Well, uh, nothing that would hurt you anyways..."

"Where's Bec! Where are my friends!!"

Jade slammed her fist against the glass. Predictably, it didn't break, instead just panging loudly as she shook her fist in pain. "Please don't do that. It was designed to electrocute you if you risk actually cracking it."

"Well, what am I supposed to do, you locked me up! You took my dog and probably my friends too!"

Tavros sushed her as he made patting motions in her direction, almost looking like he about to start papping her through the glass. "I know this is scary and, uh, weird. But I have a good reason for this-"

"You'd better!"

"If! If, uh, you'd just let me explain. This all has a good reason behind it, I promise." He took a deep breath as he tugged on his jacket zipper, face fins reluctantly puffing back up again. "See, I'm not... imprisoning you... per say... I'm protecting you."

Tavros leaned forward again, as if about to deliver somber news. The break that made him need the wheelchair must not have happened in the spine if he had such good lumbar support. Or, at least, not in the upper areas of the spine? Jade didn't know, she wasn't an anatomy expert. "Let's... start from the top. I'm, uh, troll royalty I guess you could say?"

"You're the Emperor?"

"Oh, heh, no. I could never by the Emperor. I tried for the throne once and, uh...." He looked down at his legs and winced. "It didn't go well. No, see, any heir who fails to topple the Emperor gets turned into one of the grand admirals of his navy. He, uh, can't conquer the universe by himself I guess, heh."

Jade scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Oh, excuse me. You're just vice galactic conquerer, not main galactic conquerer."

Again, Tavros winced. "Uh, no. No no no. See, uh, let's just get this straight real quick, because this is something that a lot of people don't grasp. You're not supposed to be here."

"Excuse me?"

Tavros scratched the back of his head awkwardly. "That.. sounds really bad, doesn't it? No, see, trolls were meant to be here. We were planned to exist. Be it by fate or Gl'bgolb or the Mirthful Messiahs..." He trailed off, spinning his hand. "It's like a whole thing. But our existence was planned while yours wasn't. You're, well, an invasive species."

Sensing Jade was clearly getting fed up with this story, Tavros again gestured to calm her down. "And that's not your fault! I realize... you didn't ask to exist. You're just, well, in the way." As he learned forward, he wiggled around in his seat, clearly excited. Jade was reminded vaguely of John when he was allowed to talk about Sassacre for any amount of time. Whatever he was about to say, he wasn't just passionate about it, he loved it.

"It's amazing what the world... does automatically. The ways life can grow anywhere if left alone, even on Alternia, uh... is special to me. The world just... creates beauty, with or without trolls. The universe creates special things, it makes wonderful people... it makes people like you."

Tavros Nitram wasn't malicious. That was the most disturbing thing about it. He wasn't malicious. He wasn't smug. He wasn't cruel or condescending, not in his own mind. This was a favor. This was him being nice. He wasn't betraying their friendship because this was there friendship to him. He was keeping her and her species alive the only way he knew how and saw nothing wrong with keeping the Earth's remnants in a box for him to gawk at as he did so.

Tavros Nitram conquered the Earth in seven months because he was being nice. If he wasn't, Jade and all her friends would be dead right now.

Taking her silent dawning horror to be approval, Tavros nodded cheerfully, grinning widely. "Uh, anyways, I'd better get going. Conquering a gakaxy is always a whole ordeal with paperwork and what not and I still have to figure out what to do with your lusus. We'll catch up next time!"

Jade sprung to her feet. "Tavros wait! Don't!" But it was too late. Tav had already turned off the speakers and turned away. "Where's Bec! Where are my friends!! Tavros!"

She could just barely hear him whistling happily to himself as he wheeled away.

[omniscientoranges]

Okay but I'm rewatching s1 right now and it's just *has a character's face half shadow half light* *Sam and Dean bloody and dirt covered* *quick shots of John's journal* *blink and you'll miss it misogyny* *blink and you won't miss it misogyny* *really stupid good cinematography* *Dean having more chemistry with Hotheaded Man than Woman of the Week* *the pain of losing your family* *Sam "smooth protagonist voice" Winchester* *incredible jackles acting moments* *is rude to law enforcement* *"aren't you a little young to be with [law agency]?"* *"what they witnessed..."* *dean is really sweet to a kid* *sam is really sweet to everyone* *good cop sam bad cop dean* *dean lies unsuccessfully* *i realize how much sam losing jess is paralleled when dean loses cas after purgatory* *ghost melts into puddle of flesh, for some reason* *dean is painfully adorable* *gets arrested* *i deep sigh every 3 minutes while watching bugs* *bare midriffs* *INCREDIBLE JACKLES ACTING MOMENTS* *sam and dean miscommunicate about their trauma and feelings* *climbs fence* *brotherly banter* *nevermind they communicated* *1.12 faith does things to my heart* *themes of grief* *incredibly good episode followed by incredibly mediocre episode* *would just like to say i too am in love with cassie dean, you're not special* *buckleming :/* *i accidentally get distracted thinking about destiel x cassie/dean parallels* *sam has Little Brother Energy* *shots of the flickering neon light of a roadside motel sign* *sam is Psychic* *dean pretends to not be deeply worried about sam* *classic rock guitar riff* *dean has abandonment issues* *motel rooms* *tries to make me have sympathy for j*hn winchester* *dean always looking like he's 2 seconds away from crying* *Edgy™️ laptop stickers* *hell house references the xfiles and is a certified Good Episode* *someone commits a microagresssion against dean* *i feel burning hatred for j*hn winchester* *sam is a dork* *jackles voice: "previously on supernatural"* *pretty good special effects for something that came out in 2006* *kills off compelling character* *dean stands up for himself* *Bobby!* *sexy shots of Hands* *"I'm gonna be the one to bury you"* *talks about how killing a demon is also killing a possessed person* *plays americana* *dean has major daddy issues* *sam stands up for dean* *SUDDEN CLIFFHANGER*