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[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

A mysterious company bought the ghost cab company. Guys. Who in this podcast is rich and owns a company that focuses in technology and exploiting people. THAT'S RIGHT. HERE'S HOW KASPER CAN STILL W

[deadless-corpse]

Bzzsst Sunny D, We'll Need You As a Distraction, Continue Down the Main Hallway. Bzzsst

The static sound cuts in before I speak, "Got it, not a big deal. I'm flashy, I'm hot, I'm a lot to look at." I laughed a bit. Let them know it's nothing to worry about even though you're screwed.

I jogged down the hallway. 1 2 3 4 5... I kept counting the bulbs on the ceiling as I ran by. There's plenty of lights, if I ever need to protect myself there's enough for a solid offense. If there's a power outage though... I don't see any windows. I'll have to rely on my strength if the time comes but right now I need to be a human disco ball.

I felt my fingers twitch as the warmth raced towards my skin, light reflected off of me in an almost blinding display. "COME AND FIND ME! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" The shout echoed across the building. Silence.

"That's not good."

More silence.

"Maybe this is the wrong main hall?"

Even more silence.

"Are we playing hide and seek or...?"

The ground began to rumble and a woman burst from the floor, leaving a crater.

"I can't imagine you being on my side, huh?" I asked in a foolish attempt to make conversations.

"Nope, not at all, hon." She squinted, trying to get a good look at me. A smile arose on her lips before as she announced, "MISRA! NOW!"

I felt a droplet of water drip down onto my forehead. I gazed upwards, yawning a slight. Water pipes thrashed wildly, ripping themselves out of walls, tearing the lights out of the ceiling.

Was this a trap from the very beginning?

"MUAHAHAAHAHA THIS WAS A TRAP FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!" Terra cackled.

Huh, I guess it was.

"He didn't even notice when we switched out his navigator! AHAHAHA YOUR A BIG DUMB DUMB IDIOT!!" Misra wheezed.

"Kevin! Shit! What did you do to him!?" I clenched my fists, how could I be so stupid? Maybe I am a big dumb dumb idiot...

"You should be less worried about what we did to him and more worried about what we're going to do to you." Terra stated coldly, her green eyes in a piercing gaze.

"What are you gonna eat me?" I jokingly suggested.

"What? No! I- I'm flabbergasted that you would even begin to sugges-"

"Good." I punched her so hard in the face that when she fell to the ground her body bounced back up twice. Her nose poured with blood and she clutched it in her hand. She seemed to be in a totally daze. She had either never been struck before or she now has a mild concussion. I honestly couldn't tell the difference.

I went to approach Terra, maybe I can detain her now that–

CAH-TING .... THUD

As my back was turned Misra had grabbed a broken pipe and smacked me in the back of the head so hard I blacked out.

Three days later I woke up strapped to a bed, test tubes everywhere, scattered paper across a desk. I tried to read some of them, my eyes wouldn't focus. It would make good evidence- Wait a minute... where am I?

I yanked my arms upwards in a desperate attempt to escape. Pointless. The room is dark, there's not enough light to do anything. So also pointless. I have to find some way to escape.

Suddenly a scientist walks in, "Ah, so you must be room service, ey? I would like to switch rooms, preferably to one with a...." I look down at my tight secured body. "strappless bed."

She rolled her eyes, "Nice try, but if we let you go now that we're done with you, it'll only cause more problems."

"You're done with me? Already? Am I more use asleep than awake?" Just keep talking she's bound to let something slip, everyone does eventually.

"Yes and your more fun to be around that way too." She took a clipboard in hand.

"You know reading in the dark is real bad for your eyesight. Don't you have a lamp or something?"

She jotted something down and sighed, "That effort lacked luster."

The senseless back and forth continued for some time the only thing I discovered is that I was soon to be killed. I was no longer useful and a liability so it only made sense.

Nice, I'll die here, alone, in the dark. Cool.

Is at least what I thought until I saw some child peer in and look at me.

"Psst hey!" I half whispered to her.

She looked frightened, as if my simple acknowledgement of her existence would kill her.

"Hi, my name is Sunny D and I'm a superhero." I tried smiling at her but uh that's not really affective through a mask.

"Hi..." She said quietly and waved.

"Can you get me out of this please? I think the release button is over there, the left corner of the desk."

She tip toed over to the desk and looked around on the right. "Your other left-" I told her and then she actually found the button and pressed it.

I sat up and stretched, "Thanks! Let's both get out of here. I'll help you." I tapped a button on my belt to let the police know my situation and track my location.

The small girl was initially a bit scared to trust a stranger but I managed to convince her. As soon as I picked her up in my arms I heard the rapid gunfire of police. Am I really that important??

Scientists rushed down the stairs into the basement me and her resided in. I fought them off to the best of my ability and ran up the stairs.

It was pure chaos.

Policemen, Heroes, Side-kicks, they were all flooding in. They were gunning down the fleeing henchmen and fighting off those who still remained. I was quickly engulfed in the waves of people, I heard someone shout my name but my attention was focused on the child now missing from my arms.

Someone must have knocked her out of my arms. I rapidly searched for her but she was never found. Even after the fact she wasn't. That was my first time failing so utterly at my mission. I was devastated.

After it was all said and done I went to the hospital to be checked for injuries and went about my life as usual. Everything was the same. How can my life be so normal and average when I know for certain someone is suffering the wrath of some wicked person? It all continued on as normal though, guilt of not saving her eating at me.

Until one day I was waken up early by a phone call.

"Mm...yeah? It's like 5:40-sumthin' yah'know." I yawned and rubbed my eyes.

"Chadburt-"

"Chad" I corrected.

"Yes, Chad, I need you to come down to the agency. It's important, very important." He sounded extremely serious, granted that's how he normally sounds but oh well.

"I'd hope so, you interrupted my beauty sleep. I'll see you in 20." I hung up. I crawled out of bed and got dressed. I put on my average grey T-shirt, blue jeans, a pair of white shoes and my favorite red baseball cap.

I brushed my teeth, took a shot of listerine and I was out the door. I drove off to work murmuring something about about them paying me over time. When I finally got there there was a group of people huddling around my desk. My boss was at the center of them, holding something, small and swaddled.

I swear to God if he woke me up just to show me that his wife popped out another one I'm going to become a villain. This shit will be my origin story. "Move out of the way, let Mr. Harrison come through." My boss told everyone and they parted for me.

It was silent. Awkward, judgemental silence. I could scream. "Mr. Harrison, we managed to find your kidnappers most recent hide away. They were hiding this child. We did a DNA test to find the parents but... found the parents to be your own. Your parents are much to old to have any more children so we dove deeper. We did another DNA test and this child... this child is your clone."

I was shocked, it was my turn to be flabbergasted and Terra's turn to say 'good'. Whispers started surfacing almost immediately. "It's a what?"

"That thing is a clone?!"

"So it's not a real baby?"

I was not only shocked but I was getting pissed. It? So because he's a clone they suddenly see him as 'not human.' That's a human if I've ever seen one. That's not some object, my boss turned towards me and then said, and it's something I'll never forget, "What do you want to do with it? If you don't want it then we can always dispose of it somehow."

I couldn't take a second more of it, I snatched the child from his arms and socked him in the face. He fell back into the desk behind him. "This is my fucking son, and if anyone dares to say that kind of dog shit again they're gonna get something broken, hear me?!"

A few people helped my boss up. "Talking about 'disposing of' a living breathing organisms! Psychopaths! All of you!" One of my coworkers approached me trying to calm me down. I was starting a major ruckus and of I kept it up I could have gotten fired.

"Calm down, Chad.. Oh! What are you thinking about naming him? Hopefully not Chad 2 or something..."

I laughed a bit at the last comment, "No, of course not, I think I'll name him...Bennett."

"Aw cute and then he can have Ben or Bennie as a nickname when he's older."

"I have some spare baby stuff from my youngest if you need anything!"

"Ooh! We can do like a belated baby shower!"

"Is this asexual reproduction?"

"I like the baby shower idea!"

That's how I learned that if people don't agree with you, punch their boss in the face, then they will. Also that people tend to agree with the side that has the least chance of backlash. Oh and that's how I got my wonderful son Bennett!

If you want to learn more about Sunny and Sir's past together just ask/ooc

A flashback.

I had been a homeless person. I never really had a home, a place to stay. Then I tightened my grip on my backpack and stepped forth into the wild world of Tumblr. It was a bustling city, towers many times taller than me stretching to the skies.

I was in a small alleyway, the cement clean and empty. It was calm, but it was lonesome. I stayed there for a while, making myself comfortable in the alley. Then I took a chance and entered the street. I felt so small. There were big, important people and then was me. I watched, made a few quiet comments to myself.

Then I saw somebody run past, laughing evilly. I jumped out of the way, and my eyes grew wide as I watched these people. Things seemed more colorful then. A mad scientist, an evil overlord. Heroes and sidekicks. Goons by the handful. They fought each other, the villains and the heroes.

I stalked them for a few days, asked some questions anonymously. Asked if I could be a goon too. Got accepted.

My boss is the best and most wickedly villainous person I’ve ever known. He gave me a sticker and a big cape. Those are my most prized of possessions. I feel welcome, I feel … as if I am one of them.

Maybe I even am one of them.

And now there’s these dang moles everywhere! But whatever. They’re very interesting… and possibly evil! >:D

And while you were distracted by this little story, I’ve taken your wallet. Have fun without it :P

[euphoriacrossing]

3 Star Island!

So I never dreamed I would get there this fast because I barely even tried, I just did the usual things, but in like one day I went from a one star island to a 3 star island and some of you know that that means that KK Slider is coming!

I can't believe I am almost finished with story mode. It seems like it went by so quickly and I am still so often in complete awe of this game it seems unreal I've almost "finished" it. But of course it's hardly OVER as I don't have a complete museum, a 5 star island, all the islanders I want, the exact look and style I want for my island, I'm not done upgrading my house, I believe there is a Nook's Cranny upgrade you can get as well as I think a museum one (I might be wrong on the museum but I thought maybe), my furniture catalog is far from complete. I mean, there are things to keep me busy for a long, long time. Just even dressing up differently everyday and/or running around goofing off with my sister or friends, there is plenty to keep the game fun for a while. And hopefully there will be updates that add more. Considering all the things that they left out, there is plenty more they could add back in with an update someday that would make a lot of people happy (say... diving for instance? I'm shocked that in an island getaway themed game they left out diving. Or even minigames, I am so heartbroken they didn't include minigames because my sister and I had so much fun playing those in New Leaf.) and until they do, I'll be forever waiting for the game to be "complete". So my Animal Crossing adventures are far from over.

Still there is a bit of melancholy that comes with finishing the main storyline of a game, even when there is lots left to do. And games like Animal Crossing play into that. Like really, KK slider concert as the credits roll? That is nostalgic for so many reasons, and makes your heart just break that the experience is "over". Ugh I almost want to skip that part all together to go back to just having fun.

Anyway, island update. Wart Jr. has moved in and everytime I see him I want to die. I'm not a person who usually minds the ugly characters so much, but he is like a different level gross considering his name is gross and he doesn't look too great. Maybe if he was a different color, or something and definitely he'd gain like half his points back if they just named him Kevin or something. But instead he's the worst. 100% my least fave character and he moved in automatically before I even knew how these things worked. Ugh. It's the kind of stuff that makes you wish you'd used some kind of guide. Games shouldn't make you feel BAD for /not/ using some kind of guide to avoid issues with gameplay. It should be challenging but rewarding, imo, not just punishing.

But alas, Marina is moving in tomorrow, so I can't be too mad. Actually yes, I can but I'd rather be excited. So I am. Very much so. She's probably one of my favorite characters from recently. I have older favorites but she grew on me in Pocket Camp when i was playing to tide new over until New Horizons and that's when I decided I wanted her here. So here she shall be, tomorrow, tomorrow, you're always a day away!

Roald moved in sometime too. He was just someone I moved in fast to avoid anymore Wart Jr type mistakes on the game's part again. I don't dislike Roald, but I'm not sure I'd ask him to stay if he were leaving.

Supposedly the rumor is you can move other characters out with amiibos, like once you are full the character will strike a deal with one of your residents to live there. So I am trying to move Coco IN next, and move Wart Jr. OUT. I originally wanted Tammy out but she can wait... she isn't as "gross me out" as Wart Jr. is.

And then as for island decoration, I really think I'm ready to have the path tool which I think I get tomorrow? As well as the terraforming tool? Not totally sure, but I would think so. I will then be able to start on finishing up my outdoor bath area, and starting really shaping my boardwalk by the beach area, as well as just giving the island more shape, paths and stuff the whole nine yards. I'm excited to see if I can turn what I've got into a 5 star island with time. I really hope so. I know my friends have the making of a 5 star island. I feel like my sister might even have a better start than I do. But I'm just gonna work hard, have fun, and remember it's just a game.

Oh also I have been having a lot of fun helping my sister out. She doesn't do as well saving money in these games (which is crazy to me because in real life she scarcely ever spends a penny) so I paid off the loan she was on tonight so she could expand her house, and I still have half a mil in the bank. Though I owe more than that right now myself, I just like to get it all collected before I pay. Anyway, though, I am happy to be my sister's in game benefactor as she's my real life one. I mean, while she rarely spends money, she bought us these games and some amiibo cards too, so yeah, the LEAST I owe her is a few bells.

She pays back the favor by doing things for me though too. Like she bought me the red lighthouse with nookmiles which she also struggles to make, because I wanted red and I only had the blue one. And she helps me collect materials like when I needed giant clam shells, or if I run out of stone she's there. She just does... sisterly things, and I do them back and it ends up being a really nice way to bond.

Gosh, it's a clear perfect night and I haven't seen one shooting star yet. What gives? If you have a certain amount of material saved do you not get any more chances to wish on a star until you use it? Haven't seen a falling star in a few days here. =/

And oh, I found some of the best boots and such at my sister's Able Sisters. Actually she always has better clothes than me there, but at least she let's me visit so I can get twice as much cool stuff to make outfits. I'm like... running out of storage space as I only have 400 now. Ugh. But the clothes! I love them. And my current outfit is totally rockin'.

(I had to go in Resideny Services because it was the closest place with light. And YES, I wear my sunglasses at night. It's called accessorizing. Lol jk.)

Anyway, I'm gonna see if I can find and/or make a tarauntula island and make me some bells. Full disclosure, the ingame tarauntulas scare me in real life, but I gotta make that money some way, some how, ya know? So I do it the badass way. 😎 lol, no not really that badass if you saw me die three times in a row trying to get on tarauntula. But still...

[archeriexriverdale]

RIVERDALE: 2X19 - REVIEW 😫😫😫😫

Wow....

No but honestly... Wow.

This episode fucked me up so badly I dunno if I'll ever be the same again. Action after action ...i just couldn't take this overload! The angst never stopped! But anyway. This is my review and imma try to control myself so u don't loose anymore of my mind 😂 😂 😂 😂.

🗡 Midge Funeral 😔 😢 was so sad. No child, teen or anyone really should be killed in the brutal way she did. It was horrible! And Cheryl? With the cheerleaders and ect

ruined me..

🗡 Highkey why TF was Penelope Blossom and her sidekick at the funeral? Like.. For what? Tho

🗡 Lowkey mad her killer was there *cough* HAL *cough* now you KNOW his a sicko for that 👁.

🗡 I seriously feel sorry for Sheriff Keller. Yes yes I know I always joke about his incompetence to find the killer or ANY evidence. And it seems like the foursome Betty x jughead x Archie and Veronica solve more then his whole department. But at the end of the day? His trying his best. So people just finding someone to blame? Busting his fcking window and shouting abuse is just sad to me. 😢 I dunno.

🗡 I get Cheryl frustrations but don't her frienship with Kevin mean anything? I mean... Didn't he help her get outta that stupid af 'gay to straight' nut house? I know she's fustrated and wants to catch her friends killer. But she could of been conciderate of guys feelings like 👁 👁 I dunno.

🗡 Ethel. BETTER! hope no one,especially Cheryl, finds out she sent those horrible notes in order for her to get the part. I didnt shed a TEAR when she was crying.

🗡 Nick St Jack ass is back in town. Having 3 school boys with him to capture Archie and Jack him up. Whilst Archie? He beat him up on his DAMN self. What a pussy 😂 😂 😂 😂 I can't stand this looser. And pimping Veronica out to him so she can save her bf? Like... What is his deal? Really? 😂 😂. Is he mad that his so dry that no girls want him in new York? Is that it?

🗡 I thought Archie was gonna be redeemed this episode cause in the past he has done some headass things that, as you already know, I have called him out on it. Everything was going well until... What did he do? He forgave Hiarm!!!!!! After guy said Archie is 'not family' so that is code word for he would let him die to prove to the world his still a tough guy!.... What a fucking mess!

I mean you can still be with veroncia but why are you still d riding this guy! It fustrates me cause I know Archie ain't that dumb!

But you know what? Whatever 😂 😂 😂 😂.

🗡 annnnddddd behold... Chic isn't really Alice son!

I kinda already knew this cause he was shady af anyway. Also I didn't want fp and Alice to have a psychopathic imbicle as their joint child so you know what? Im happy.

It WAS sad fining out how the real son died tho 😫😫😫😫 what a disaster! 😭 😭 I'm so sad. And Alice!

Poor ALICE I mean. She don't deserve all this shit like... Nah! It's like she lost her son twice and for all she did for Chic!?! All she sacrificed?! My heart ache!

🗡 Fp and Alice though.........

FALICE!!!!

That whole scene when she told him the truth was just... Heartbreaking. My heart like... Literally 💔 broke! She was crying! He was shocked! He hugged her! He wasn't mad! 😭 😭 😭.

This was just emotional overload even though it was sad. But I'm happy x.

🗡 Veroncia did what she always does! And does shit herself! She wanted money? Done. She wanted to save her boyfriend? Done!

As the old saying goes. If you want stuff done. Do it yourself... And it's true. Her incompetent parents would of made Archie die otherwise. So I'm happy 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

🗡 Hard boy jughead is back 👊🏾 👊🏾 😂 😂 😂 😂.

And fiiinnaaaalllllyyyyyy. Betty gave Chic away to the black hood.

But before we talk about that did you catch the black hood run? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 That was hilarious!!! He was like speed walking. But anyway.

I sincerely hope chic is gone for good. I mean if he killed someone by accident I guess he could of been redeemed? But he was an imposter, brought trouble into another family's home, lied constantly and just overall? Being a weird psychopagh. He and St Clare can go on a little island together in a town called 'I couldn't care less'

ANYWAY that was my review! I will give this a 9.5/10 cause it was THAT lit 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥. And I CAN'T WAIT! for next week.