#''Sixer it would eat you alive'' slayed

[imminent-danger-came]

I like billford. I think it's canon. I think bill is ford's toxic romantic ex. But if I say im fascinated by their unhealthy toxic relationship (romantic) instead of (platonic) then I'm an abuse apologist

LOL you doing okay anon. If it makes you feel better they compel me either way

[mind-less-boy]

I’m going insane I need to know everything about Bill Cipher-

“What?! Your ENTIRE home dimension? Destroyed? How? By what?” Ford questioned.

“By a monster.”

“That’s…that’s unimaginable. Did you ever track this beast, for revenge? I could help you…I could hunt it down! Haha!” For laughed joyously, as if nothing the destruction of the others home meant nothing to him.

“Sixer, it would eat you alive.” Bill stated.

“No way! With my brains and your sheer power-“

“That thing is ruthless, it slays anything in its path, your tiny mortal brain just doesn’t get it!”

“That’s a load of crap. Cmon! Have some hope!”

“That thing eats hope for breakfast.” Bill scoffed. 

“Wanna SEE.” Bills voice distorted with each word that left his mouth as he changed into a pure demonic entity. A red hue with six arms and eyes that could burn a hole through you. His teeth grew to a gargantuan size, sharper than thorns. His head moved separately from the rest of his body as if it was searching for its pray. Sometimes Ford forgets Bill is a 3-D being.

Ford yelled and fell off his chair, spilling his tea all over as he scrambled for something, anything to defend himself with. 

Suddenly, as soon as it all happened, Bill tipped over laughing like a little kid.

“HAHA! YA SHOULDA SEEN YOUR FACE, SIXER! PURE, UNADULTERATED TERROR! OH 

, I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT SINCE I KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!” Bill cackled so much tears flowed out of his eyes. 

“Ahh, my 2000’s were such a fun time, really makes a triangle wanna relive ‘em.” 

“You’re…you’re crazy!”

“That’s my best quality!” Bill snapped his fingers, making teapot appear out of thin air.

“Tea, Sixer?”

“What kind is it?”

“Exotic. I made it from the spleen of my last slain enemy!”

this is based off that one page in the book of bill