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! OP IS A PROSHIPPER !

CLOSED Selfship Game !!

I'm bored and I wanna do one of those "who your f/o reminds me of" things... is it original? No but it's fun. So, reblog with 1-3 of your F/Os (familial, romantic, platonic, or your mortal enemy I don't care) and I'll assign them some sort of rock or crystal based on vibes!

Ex:

John Doe (John Doe), "Meat" Rhodochrosite ; Peter (Your Boyfriend), Tumbled Dumortierite

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John Doe.....

made you guys a silly little template for your ships and/or f/os come get yall juice

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is this something

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this ending just keeps making me cry

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yall will never guess what im doing (im playing john doe)

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for john and/or peter

2. is there a power dynamic? how much does it impact the relationship?

10. does your f/o ever abuse your trust? lie to you?does your f/o ever abuse your trust? lie to you?

@i-put-the-s4p-in-s4pphic

I'll do it with both!!! Thank you!!

Doe🫀2: There's not any intentional power dynamic, but it's definitely implied; after all I'm very short and petite and he's.... Well he's fucking huge and a weird freakish creature. He can be intimidating with his size, but his personality is way more intimidating (you try calming down your insane boyfriend because you don't want to eat unknown-sourced flesh with happy birthday carved on it), so I wouldn't say it impacts us too much.

Doe🫀10: Abuse my trust? Absolutely. I let you in my house, stop hiding teeth under my pillow like a freakish reverse tooth fairy. It isn't cute, Doe. Lying, however? It's rare, he knows I hate being lied to about anything, and he punishes himself to an insane degree if he thinks I'm displeased, so he wouldn't ever do it intentionally unless it's extremely important. I don't consider avoiding answering questions lying, if that's for his own comfort.

Peter🥩2: He doesn't cut my leg off like in the game but I don't consider breaking my ankles repeatedly any less of a power indifference. What he does to me is downright torture, and it impacts the relationship greatly from being nice and affectionate to abusive whump exclusively. There's no cuddling on the couch that isn't inof itself a mockery of a romance.

Peter🥩10: There is absolutely 0 trust to abuse, but he does lie and manipulate me every chance he gets. If there's a chance to make me feel more alone than I am, or to make me more reliant on him, he'll take it with absolutely no regard for anyone else. He'll hurt me and build me back up again as a puppet.

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❛❛ Tags ; ❞

⤷ #INFORMATION.EXE . . . ☎️

All "information" posts

⤷ #ORIGINALS.EXE . . . 🪫

Original posts, be it imagines, stimboards, games, etc

⤷ #ASKGAMES.EXE . . . 🦷

Ask games to send to me! Pretty please

⤷ #🫀 . . UNIDENTIFIED.EXE

John Doe Tag. Will contain weirdcore, unreality, and yandere and stalker themes

⤷ #🥩 . . BOYFRIEND.EXE

Peter Tag. Will include yandere and stalker themes

⤷ #🔪 . . RUN RABBIT.EXE

Dave Miller Tag. Will include yandere, stalker, and cannibalistic themes

⤷ #💻 . . CYBER.EXE

Incelbur Tag. Will contain yandere & stalker themes

⤷ #♣️ . . CASINO CRAFT.EXE

Branzy Tag. Will contain lots of kisses idk

⤷ #🍷 . . THE PRESIDENCY.EXE

Schlatt Tag. Will contain abusive themes

⤷ #🎲 . . SNAKE EYES.EXE

Quackity Tag. Idk I need to fix him he deserves better

⤷ #⛓️ . . DREAMING.EXE

Dream Tag. Will contain abusive themes and non-blood shipcest

⤷ #💫 . . THE GOD.EXE

DreamXD Tag. Will contain themes of obsessive and religious themes

⤷ #👾 . . UFO HAS LANDED.EXE

Purpled Tag. No cws here

⤷ #☎️ . . BLONDIE.EXE

Tommy Tag. Shota and shipcest, plus abusive and whump themes

⤷ #🖋️ . . COMPUTER VIRUS.EXE

Monik Tag. Stalking, obsessive, and yandere themes

⤷ #tw shipcest, #tw unreality, #tw weirdcore, #tw shotacon, #nsft

Common content warnings. Minors please do not interact with anything nsft.

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For whoever you want (questions from your f/o): 🧸🍯✨☕️☀️

Doe & Incel <333 giggling and kicking my feet oh my god. also the pronouns shift around between "you" and "he" oops

🧸: what's your favourite memory of us?

Doe: I know I could say a new memory I made up just for this, but nothing can beat ending 5 from the time loop. I've cried multiple times, how couldn't I? "I'm so so so excited to spend time with you!", "I'm just so happy to be here with you". No matter how many loops, or what I do, he's infatuated with me and excited to be near me (even if that in itself has some consequences).

Incel: My favorite memory of us is our first dates. Whether it be a movie or dinner, watching him awkwardly struggle to pick the best dialogue option like an NPC was adorable, trying to seem caring and normal. Ordering for me with my usual order when I hadn't told him what I wanted, followed up with awkward stumbling of "oh haha lucky guess" when he realizes, trying to cover up his stalking. Just so happening to "stumble" on my interests and mention how he's totally so interested in the stuff I am even when he isn't. He learns to actually be more of himself along the way but it's cute how hard he fumbles the bag I love me a loser

🍯: what do you think is the sweetest thing I've done for you? there are so many sweet things you've done, I've lost count!

Doe: I appreciate the dead mice you leave at my door and on my pillow, but when I said I liked cats, I did not mean you. please stop that

Incel: this is phrased exactly the way he'd say it while trying to convince me to do something (while shaking and sweating and fumbling the bag) lmao. I do think it's really sweet how he tries so hard to make me happy. Even tiny things like making a ton of alts so it looks like my socials get more attention than they do, or getting on my socials while I'm asleep or away and mass blocking people he knows I dislike. Nothing that he does for my attention specifically, but smaller things that are really sweet if not a tiny bit strange. He doesn't know I know.

✨: what is a wish you'd like to make for me? or about our love?

Doe: I wish that you never feel like you're not enough or that you need to change for me ever again. I love you.

Incel: bro i wish you burn your mouth the next time you make pizza rolls and I hope the dead skin wont peel for days. haha L

☕: what's your favourite part about our morning routine together?

Doe: It depends on the loop, but post-game, I love when he wakes me up with a gift. I don't think he needs much sleep, because he's always awake when I fall asleep and awake when I wake up. Do I appreciate the actual gifts? no they're fucking awful and always worrying or gross. do I appreciate the gesture? immensely.

Incel: My favorite part is when you wake up late and come find me, silent before wrapping your arms around me without warning or kissing my head. Sleepy mumbles when I've been awake for hours, just wanting to come find me immediately so he can always be with me or touching me or spending time with me.

☀️: what is your favourite thing about our special, intricate love?

Doe: my favorite part about our love is just how devoted and doting he is, even if he doesn't quite understand he tries his best to show me love in his own way and it's nice learning how he expresses his love and how to show it back

Incel: I love how you try so hard to show me love in my way. putting all of your energy into me not just so you can show your love, but to make sure that I know how much you love me, too. It's adorable and sweet.

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for john doe

✍️: Overall, how does the fandom trait you? Are you a beloved character, or hated? Are you popular, or a minor side character? Anything in between?

🪐: What would be your most popular AU and why?

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Gonna be answering this like it's not a dating sim and I'm a separate character instead of "You". So more similar to House Hunted or House Hunted 2. All mentions of You are the player

Game changes: In House Hunted, in the "Doe-Eyed" ending, it wouldn't contain Doe falling in love with You; it would instead include You finding him stalking me outside of the Cafe, and trying to get him to quit it because it's creepy. It turns back into the yes/no style of John Doe for this: "Do you think he'll like me?" "Should I leave him a gift?" "Do you think he prefers one eye or two?" etc. One ending is Doe In Headlights, which is where you answer that I would not like him if I knew about this, and he gets nervous and leaves (never for long but you don't know that). The second ending is still called Doe-Eyed, but it's when you say I do love him stalking me and I would love a gift. He thanks you and when you're walking back to your apartment you see that he's breaking in to the one across the hall from yours, but before you can stop him, he's inside. End game. In another one, you enter the cafe and tell me he's watching me, and depending on whether you wing-man it or tell the truth I either invite him in on a date or try to run from him. You only get a glimpse of us talking through the window if you do pick the date, and a small scene later where he's walking me home.

In House Hunted 2, it's shown that he's following me in his cute original form when you see him. The dialogue and options with him are the same besides this, but it's revealed that he's wanting his human form to be perfect not just to be integrated into society, but so he can take me on a date.

The John Doe game would be similar, but it'd be common knowledge you're playing AS me, sort of DSAF style. You control my actions, but you don't know the full extent of my lore, it's revealed during the game. It'd also have a lot more content regarding endings and choices, including routes where I find him stalking me before I get on the bus, or where I encourage him to be himself to his full extent around me (one eyed and all), or where I actually accept his gift, etc.

NOW ON TO THE ACTUAL QUESTIONS YOU ASKED oops

✍️: There's a whole 6 characters and that's including You. I don't think anybody would be complaining about slapping a cute twink in there too, and we'd be shipped to hell and back. Doe, Maison, and Heim are really the main characters in their respective games, but I would be a very popular side character. They do try to simplify my traits down a lot, becoming either super unaware that Doe is stalking me, or very aware but being weirdly into it. I'd also be one of those characters that gets uwu-ified if the fandom got big, and shoved into that box of "we forgot this character acts like a normal autistic man, he's short and trans so he's toddler-fied". Alternatively they'd latch on to any canon/qna art made of me and embrace the more goofy darker mentally ill themes, but they'd still bastardize it a lot by only emphasizing one and not the other.

🪐: Our most popular AUs would all be hyperspecific fanon ones, or a swap AU (called DoeSwap or SwapDoe or something). Crossovers to SCP or the Backrooms or other such fandoms would also be popular!

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hi silly :3333

for Doe and/or Incelbur and/or Peter (or anyone really, idm, but I'm most curious about those three :3)

3. is there any abuse? physical, emotional, etc? who is the abuser? how far does it go? 4. do you argue a lot? do the arguments ever get physical?

I love doe and incel so much how am I supposed to PICK . doing all of them you can't stop me

Doe🫀3: Any abuse is purely a mistake on his part, but he does gut me every couple of loops, make me go through time loops, uses psychokinesis on me... The works. He's not above abuse, but it's not planned, moreso spur of the moment actions that build up. He's definitely the abuser, but it's not as bad as someone like Peter.

Doe🫀4: We argue sometimes about the time loops, mainly because I'm not the hugest fan of getting stabbed. It's less of an argument and more "Doe please move on to the next day" "🥺" "god dammit". He does allow it to go on to the next loop every once in a while but I mean only after thousands of repeats of one loop that's how rare it is.

Peter🥩3: Peter is an abusive little fucker and he knows it and it's fully on purpose. Any kind of abuse is on the table, be it beatings, drugging, gaslighting, or any other manipulation or bodily harm. He encourages my own self-harm as well, because he finds it easier to control me when I believe I'm not worthy of anyone but him. That he is the only one who will ever love me. By the time I get any chance to escape, I'm too brainwashed to ever want to or to ever try.

Peter🥩4: In the early days, before I'm broken-in, a lot. I yell and beg and cry and he'll do absolutely anything in his power to get it to stop, from breaking my jaw to pulling teeth to starving me for any minor disagreement. There's rarely a time when they don't get physical, and it's only when I start to break, apologizing for ever upsetting him and telling him how much I love him to avoid my physical punishment (there is always an emotionally abusive "punishment" either way though).

Incel💻3: He's abusive. It's rare that he physically abuses me, only slapping or manhandling mostly, but that doesn't mean he won't make me physically harm myself in his name when he is insecure about our relationship (which is extremely often). He's not smart enough to truly plan out any emotional abuse, but in the spur of the moment it's really often that he'll end up picking the worst possible thing to say ("I hate seeing you cry..." followed up with "do it somewhere else" or "you're such an ugly crier" instead of comfort, for example). He's self-centered, and once he does get his hands on me, he abandons all semblance of pretending to be morally superior or a good boyfriend.

Incel💻4: We do, moreso than most of my f/os just due to the nature of his abuse. Most of my f/os are way more physically abusive than him; he's awful mentally but he's one of my more tame physically abusive f/os. That doesn't mean he doesn't backhand me for being a "bad partner", or throw things, or slam me against the wall or door or furniture. It's simply never meticulous or quite as torturous as the others. More blind anger and rage caused by his own insecurities and desperation rather than a need for gore or harm. He pretends to nurse me after, sometimes, if he thinks I might leave: *"I didn't mean to, it'll never happen again, you can hit me back please I deserve it, I'll hurt myself if you leave me".*

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John Doe if you're so inclined??

Selfship Game ദ്ദി(> . ✩)

Reblog with a picture of your s/o and I'll assign them a yummy food

Example with my lovely sisterwife

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John Doe if you would?

my acc has been rather dead lately sooo…REBLOG GAME TIME !!!

( example ↑ )

reblog this post with your f/o and I’ll assign them a food !! ( Sweet, Savoury, Sour, etc,, )

i pray this doesn’t flop…

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John Doe (John Doe, House Hunted, House Hunted 2) pretty please?

PROSHIP SAFE REBLOG GAME !!!

i want to get back in the swing of making moodboards, so reblog this to get a six-picture moodboard of ur f/o! [1 f/o per reblog but u can reblog multiple times!

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going to get ice cream with Doe in the Uncanny Valley and I order chocolate and he orders a strawberry sundae and eats the entire thing in one bite including the plastic container and spoon. also it's the Uncanny Valley so it's uncomfortably room temperature but not quite warm, and the shade of brown of the chocolate is constantly changing and shifting. also it has the texture of chunky milk instead of real ice cream. no I don't know why we keep going out to eat I KNOW the food is awful here

If your F/O(s) can eat icecream, what's their favorite flavors? Do they get any special sorts of topping or anything or have a preference for things like soft-served or gelato?

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HEHEGEHEGEH Doe, Peter, and Monik??

! OP is a proshipper !

OPEN Selfship Game

You’ve all seen selfship games before (i hope), you know the drill.

Repost this with 1-3 of your f/o’s and I’ll assign them a cat breed based off vibes.

Ex:

Mark Heathcliff (The Mandela Catalogue), Persian

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I would get Doe red snapdragons! They're very cool looking and my personal favorite, and I think he'd like them too.

...he would diy one of those meat roses. Don't ask where the meat is from.

If you and your F/O(s) went shopping to surprise each other with bouquets/some flowers, what sorts of flowers would you get them? Is there any particular meaning behind why?

What sorts of flowers would they get you? And do they have a particular reasoning for why they got you those flowers?