#🧭 amomk readalong anon

[bonvoyagenoona]

“She lets out a gasp, air rushing into her body. She moans in delight, which turns into a more than satisfied, “Mm- hmm,” before rolling onto her belly.

Jihu lets out a quiet sigh as her ass slopes into view, her back arching, her hand combing through her long hair, and her pretty eyes peeking through as she looks back at him.”

DUDE NO WONDER YOULL MARRY THIS GIRL DOWN THE LINE I WOULD TOO

AGH riiiight?! 😶🥵 And you know Jin inherited that stare...

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!  

[bonvoyagenoona]

“I also took beginner and intermediate art with you in school.”

ahhh so mrs. kim DID use to teach art at school.

Yep! 🤩 And now I’m soft imagning---

--

Students: MRS. KIM MRS. KIM MRS. KIM

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Yes?

Student 1: How do you feel today?

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Good. Tired. It’s a paint-what-you-want kind of day, I think.

Student 1 helps her into her chair.

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Oh, thank you.

Student 2: My eomma says you’re gonna pop any day now.

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: That’s... comforting.

Student 3: Have you picked a name??

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: (smiling) We have some thoughts.

Class goes wild.

Student 4: What are they?!?!?!

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Should I tell you?

Class: YESSSSS

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Well, it’s---

She feels a kick in her stomach.

Student 5: Whoa!!

Student 6: I saw that!!

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: (rubs her belly) I don’t think he wants me to tell you.

Her class groans. 

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: (rubs her belly and looks down) To be honest, though, none of the names we picked seem to fit him. I just don’t feel it yet.

Student 7: Name the baby after me!

Student 2: No, me!

Student 3: Meeee!

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Tell ‘ya what. Why don’t you all pick some names and paint something that represents the name to you. The winning painting is the winning name.

Student 5: You’re gonna leave something important like this to an art contest?

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Art contests have decided some of the most important things in my life, actually.

Class gets to painting. Mrs. Kim smiles approvingly as each of her students walk up to her desk to show what they’ve created. But her baby kicks like crazy when Student 6 comes up to her desk with a gorgeous painting of a starry galaxy, and the moon, sitting upon it, an open treasure chest, diamonds, and rubies, and gold, and pearls spilling out and floating in space toward the viewer.

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: (holding her stomach) Oooh! What’s this one? He seems to like it?

Student 6: (pointing to her stomach) It’s meant to describe a wonderful, huge treasure!

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: Seokjin?

The baby kicks again. 

The class is astounded.

Student 7: Oooh, it’s Seokjin!

The class chants “KIM SEOKJIN” over and over, and Mrs. Kim laughs along with them.

Student 6: (under the chaos) Are you really gonna name your baby Kim Seokjin because of my painting?!

A Very Pregnant Mrs. Kim: I’m a woman of my word. (smiling brightly)

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“Every week, she chooses the easel in the back, by the window, next to the instructor’s bookshelf. There’s something familiar about it that she can’t quite name, something that helps her access an aspect of her creativity that feels so much like her old self.

Her young self.”

BONGSEOOOOONNNN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

omggg wait how old is she now? how many decades have passed since she first met the love of her life at the age of 19…

🥺🥺 She’s in her 60s 🥺🥺 she’s so sweet but DO NOT CROSS HER

[bonvoyagenoona]

“His hips used that backward motion to propel him out, a string of precum still linking him to her until it tore apart at the rush of cum spurting out of him, mixing with the hot sauce on her breasts, swollen from the friction.”

……

i almost said something insane 😇😇

Lollll say it 

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[bonvoyagenoona]

“He pauses, heart swelling. Growing heavy. A little too heavy.”

OH MY GOD WAIT

THIS IS HIS STORYLINE

WANTING TO MAKE HIS EOMMA HAPPY BY GOING ON THESE DATES WHEN HE REALLY ONLY WANTS THE ONE WOMAN HIS EOMMA DOESNT APPROVE OF

BECAUSE ITS INGRAINED IN HIM AS THE OLDEST CHILD TO CAUSE HIS EOMMA AS LITTLE DISTRESS AS POSSIBLE

HIM HAVING ALWAYS CENTERED HIS BIG LIFE DECISIONS AROUND MAKING HIS EOMMA HAPPY

LIKE LIVING CLOSE BY HIS PARENTS TO MAKE SURE HES AROUND 24/7 IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO ANY OF THEM INSTEAD OF ‘SPREADING HIS WINGS’ BECAUSE HE THINKS THATS HIS JOB AS THE ELDEST CHILD

BUT NOW HES FACED WITH THIS DILEMMA BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE WITH THE ONE HIS EOMMA DOESNT EVEN LIKE

(watch me being extra wrong)

source: tenor

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[bonvoyagenoona]

“It’s happened before.”

huh?

what is this?

im confused. is this canon? like, is it part of the story, within the very same universe?

Jin: Well, parallel universes do exist---

Mrs. Kim: JIN I AM GOING TO (chases him)

source: trendsmap

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

And!! Check out the AMOMK Alternate Universe, listed on that masterpost for the page! @aureli-us has written two parts for Unexpected Arrivals, and @sabiekay has written Of Maps, Forms and Other Crazy Ideas about the application process! 

Thank you both for contributing! Still so flattered that anyone felt compelled to write anything involving the AMOMK universe!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“In the new tab, Jin looks up the old Camp Kanu website, wondering if there would be any photos from his time there.

Their time there.”

SO IT WAS HER, THE ‘CRUSH HE FAILED TO KISS’ BACK THEN!!!!! THAT WAS MARI!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT??? HE FAILED TO KISS HER BECAUSE HE HAD TO LEAVE THE CAMP EARLY, NO???? OR AM I REMEMBERING THINGS WRONG BECAUSE KNOWING ME OF COURSE I COULD BE

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! YES! Will it play a big role in the story??? 👀

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“Ma did, actually.”

awww yoongi is an honorary kim son 🥺🥺

Mrs. Kim: Of course! My four sweet boys (happy smile)

Yoongi: 😊

source: amino apps

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here! / Chapter 03 out now!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“Was she… mean?”

he sounds like a dad asking his kid about school 😭😭😭 MIN YOONGI IS READY FOR FATHERHOOD AND MARRIAGE ALL HE NEEDS IS A SPOUSE *clears throat* i happen to have a uterus, no big… and an empty ring finger on my left hand…

Yoongi: (blushing) thank you uh for letting me know the status of your uterus and uh finger but i am not currently

Namjoon: Here’s an application!! 

Yoongi: stop

Namjoon: You know what? Here’s two!!

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“Jin sighs and abandons the fruit. He already knew that he wanted cereal. He always wants cereal. And he’d been craving it since making that egg white omelette a few hours ago. He should’ve just poured himself a bowl then.

He does now.”

i think im crazy but why do i feel like

cereal = mari

egg white omelette = kamou

the variety of fruit in the fruit bowl = other candidates on the map

LSHSKHSJHDHKS NOT ME DESPERATELY CONNECTING THE NONEXISTENT DOTS

LOLLLL SHARP AS A TACK

source: thyuniverse

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[bonvoyagenoona]

“Eomma 🥰 (7:12 PM): Please be gentle in your torpedoing.

Taehyung (7:12 PM): Oh, I’m never gentle when torpedoing.

Eomma 🥰 (7:13 PM): Appa laughed at that, but please save those comments for your group chat with your brothers.

Eomma 🥰 (7:13 PM): And I guess your Appa 😑”

i wish i were part of this family 💔 so warm and full of love for each other im so envious 💔

also the image of mrs. kim relaying to her husband every one of her sons’ replies 🥺 maybe mr. kim does the same like

jin: but don’t tell eomma tho

mr. kim: well…

mr. kim: your appas head is on my lap as he reads out loud every single one of your replies. -eomma

😭😭😭😭

They really are so, so warm. And tbh they’re based a lot on my own family. Nostalgic for days when my extended family was closeby as well. My heart swells that you feel that warmth!

Waaaahhhh them talking about the texts! Lol this is also based on my parents --- apparently, my dad always asks my mom how my brother and I are, and she’s always relaying message to him, even though she finds it super annoying that he doesn’t just check in himself.

Mr. Kim: (reading his book) And then what did he say?

Mrs. Kim: (reading from her phone) “Oh, I’m never gentle when torpedoing---” UGH! TAE-TAE!

Mr. Kim: (scrunches his face up and leans his head back, laughing, book falling into his lap)

Mrs. Kim: (sighs, annoyed, starts texting Tae back)

--

Taehyung: (reading Mrs. Kim’s text: And I guess your Appa 😑) (smiles, laughs, feels proud)

source: pinterest

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“So you know as well as I know that this date, though pleasant, was kind of a dud, and we are probably never going to see each other again.”

AWWWW BABY 😭💔 ITS OKAY YOONGI IS ON HIS WAY JUST WAIT A LITTLE LONGER OKAY HES COMING I PROMISE 😭

Yoongi: I’m not--- I don’t--- STOP!!!!!

source: amino apps

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[bonvoyagenoona]

“She lets out a giggle at the sight. “What the fuck, that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life!””

^ literally me at bongseon right now

Lol aw, precious sweet Bongseon 🥺🥺

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

miss Cheryl i feel like this whole thread is Mrs. Kim as a young mom talking about his baby boys lmao: twitter.com/maloniesworld/status/1521508937727623169

Mrs. Kim: GET BACK HERE!

Kid Taehyung runs around, Mrs. Kim desperately trying to feed him. Kid Jin and Kid Namjoon follow soon. Utter chaos. Food goes everywhere.

Mrs. Kim: What has gotten into them today?! They’re usually so obedient, sitting at the table and well-mannered!

Mr. Kim: (avoiding her gaze)

Mrs. Kim: You gave them chocolate shakes after school, didn’t you.

Mr. Kim: (still avoiding her gaze)

Mrs. Kim: (as the kids buzz around her ankles) DIDN’T YOU?

Mr. Kim: Well, they were actually strawberry this time---

Mrs. Kim: (defeated) Yeobo!!!

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“Doesn’t even register that it’s baby blue.”

not me pulling up those pics of jin in a baby blue shirt looking like a certified hot rich powerful DILF

(sigh) Ahhhhh, Jin in blue...

Read A Map of Mrs. Kims / AMOMK here!

[bonvoyagenoona]

“And if it’s a financing thing, then I can—”

…….

okay so is it too late for me to send in an application to mrs. kim

Mrs. Kim: Never too late!

Jin: (sigh) (gets up)

Mrs. Kim: Where are you going?

Jin: You're about to tell me to go get the forms.

Mrs. Kim: Actually, that's not necessary -- she can use our new web portal!

Jin: What??

Mrs. Kim: (shows him the mockup on her phone)

Mrs. Kim: We're still beta-testing.

Jin: Beta-testing?? Where the--- How are you doing all of this?! Wait a minute, "we"??