#🧪💉junkyard kingpins

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I FORGOR THIS IS NOW A MULTIFANDOM SELFSHIP BLOG anyway lmao imma just throw my Arcane canon x oc content here because I'm cringe and free

Since Smeech is so hellbent on imitating Silco, I thought it would be funny if he also had his dollar store temu quality Singed working for his Scrap Hackers. A mad scientist Yordle who is equally crooked and evil, but has 50% more braincells than Smeech

(also the way Smeech was dunking on that nerd accountant in ep 2 made me wonder how annoyed/fascinated he would be if he had a loyal employee who was a smart nerd but ALSO a dangerous killer LMAO)

Their name is Asepsis and they have white hair and pronouns

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i SHOULD have been working on the angstier comic I had about Asepsis' backstory but I ended up instead doing these stupid doodles LMFAO

I got tons of lore imagined in my head that I can't spill out in one post but tl;dr: Smeech, even though he's a crime boss, was a beacon of hope for Asepsis. They were a rockbottom Zaunite Yordle doctor who relied on under-the-counter organ trafficking for money. (Once, centuries ago in their youth, they had been a well-meaning hopeful doctor, but shit happened and broke Asepsis' inner child) Beaten up by both Enforcers and the merciless society of Zaun, Asepsis' mind was blown when they found out the Chembaron of the Scrap Hackers was a Yordle - that one of Asepsis' kind was able to make it this far, and become a feared and respected figure of authority in Zaun. Asepsis usually hated being a subordinate to anyone, but this time, they decided to ball and (cautiously, while hiding a knife in their pocket) offer their knowledge to Smeech.

The two of them took a loooot of time before they were able to reach this level of trust, vulnerability, and the old married criminal couple dynamic LMFAOOOOOO but it somehow happened and Smeech often, unconsciously, lowers his telescope legs all the way to Asepsis' eye level. While being the only person who has ever seen Asepsis smile :^)

(Asepsis would rather die than admit but they're mad protective over Smeech, and vice versa)

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fuck it. draws criminal yordles making out sloppy style like god intended

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STUPIDDDD GAY DOODLES OF EVIL IDIOT FURRIES WHO HAVE RABIES AND ARE BANNED FROM 1000 COUNTRIES

feat. me trying to draw Dr. Asepsis in the Arcane show artstyle

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Gnaws the hinges of my chair. Asepsmeech thoughts

Absolutely in love with the trope of "jerkass who is used to shameless flirting and short hookups, but starts suddenly catching actual feelings for someone and doesn't know how to handle it". Smeech def has visited Margot's brothels and has regularly hookups with his men in the Scrap Hackers (i'm a gay Smeech truther dont look at me lmaoooo), but actual romance is a distant and even terrifying concept for him.

After all, Zaun chews people up and spits them out. It's dangerous to get attached to anyone, especially when you're in the position of a powerful Chembaron, when your enemies will use anything against you. (Smeech if anyone knows it, having often taken people for prisoners and demanded ransoms from their loved ones!) And especially if you're a Yordle who has forced himself to abandon all magic, whimsy and imagination from the way of becoming a walking killing Shimmer-loaded machine. Who never wants to be again that cornered, tortured, weak little creature that he once was in the past. Vulnerability is what kills people. And love is all about being vulnerable.

Not to mention, once Smeech replaced his entire body with machinery, he lost the ability to feel anything aside for his head. He can't feel pain, which is a relief. (I hardcore hc he is afraid of physical pain despite being immortal, considering his cowardly ass was so quick at grabbing that breather and was scared of the Gray in s2ep2) But he can't feel anything else either - no warmth or cold, no touch. And deep down it frustrates him to no end, makes him touch starved, but hell if he'll admit it! Small price to pay for being invincible...right?

Anyway. Get smacked with the love beam loser LMFAO Smeech sees Asepsis smile at him and give him one of their snarky comments like "slashed a few throats today, handsome?", (Asepsis is usually shy and stoic, but later into the relationship they get super flirty lmao which throws Smeech off like I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GUY WHO GETS IN CLOSE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND) and he feels his fur poof up as he feels warm inside out. And then immediately, he feels fear and growls in response.

Dr. Asepsis in the meantime is going through a similar inner battle in their own steel cold heart. They never went through total body modification or Shimmer abuse like Smeech did. (they're a doctor and have a huge fear of losing control. They wanna be the one who DEALS shimmer. The sight of ruined shimmer addicts like Huck makes Asepsis' stomach curl in discomfort) However, they've for years refused to let themselves get attached to anyone. Which goes against the Yordle nature of needing constant socialization, and thus the self-isolation is eating Asepsis from the inside.... but they can't help it, it's a trauma response. After all, people will let you down. The same patients that Asepsis took in for free decades ago, the patients who they spent time and energy healing, were the same Zaunite thugs who later raided Asepsis' house, and left them alone on the streets even after Enforcers beat up the Yordle doctor (mistaking them for a crime culprit). Broke Asepsis' hopeful altruistic heart. Asepsis also spent some years in Stillwater in the past...and we all know what being locked alone in a jail cell can do to a Yordle. Cough Veigar cough

So yeah Asepsis has trust issues to the maximum, and once they joined Smeech's ranks as a body modification surgeon, they kept a knife in their pocket all the time just in case they have to stab it into Smeech's face. They were ready to go Starscream on him and take over the Scrap Hackers as its new Yordle kingpin. Instead, the opposite happened and Asepsis, to their own shock and surprise, started to feel safe and happy in Smeech's company :^) Annnnd it terrified Asepsis, because they have SEEN what a backstabbing cowardly rat Smeech can be. It takes a lot of time for Asepsis to be in peace, to notice that Smeech truly cares.

(Had in mind a scenario where Asepsis is caught by Chross' goons during a turf war and thrown straight into Grey to choke to death. Asepsis may be a skilled doctor, but they are in no way irreplaceable. They are an immortal Yordle who will respawn in Bandle City anyway, and losing Asepsis would bring absolutely no longlasting financial issues to Smeech...and yet he shows up anyway, killing the goons in a raging feral animalistic frenzy and rescuing the flabbergasted and really, really lovestruck Asepsis)

The 2 of them absolutely do NOT do public pda and pretend to have a cold and professional relationship, to protect each other from the world. In private though? Free real estate 💅 Once Asepsis discovers Smeech has no nerves left in his body aside for his head, they focuse a lot on Smeech' face. All from kissing his snout to scratching the back of his ears and Smeech is MELTING (while Asepsis giggles. A really rare sound)

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Gonna make an intro post cuz why not + I wanna set boundaries

Hi I'm Pant, he/they, 20+, autistic PoC, my main is @pant--eater and this is my selfship/canon x oc sideblog. Into many fandoms and my goofy ahh hyperfixations may swing back and forth!

Personal art tag: #myart

I post nsfw so MINORS DNI with those posts. And overall I prefer not to interact in any way with minors.

If I've accidentally liked/reblogged your posts and you're a minor, I'm sorry!! I admit I've sometimes been absent-minded and reblogged/liked things on impulse before double-checking first the blog and it's description. But I aim to always check first, because I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable!

F/Os and their oc ship tags by fandom (from what I can remember atm):

Disney's Hercules

- Ares (ship tag is #⚔️����Areos)

- Boreas ( #🌪️🧮Borethyia)

Arcane

- Smeech (#🧪💉Junkyard Kingpins)

- Mel Medarda

One Piece

- Charlotte Perospero

- Charlotte Mont D'Or

- Charlotte Galette

- Bon Clay

- Kumadori

- Dr. Vegapunk

Klaus

- Mrs Tammy Krum

- Mr Aksel Ellingboe

Misc Disney f/os:

- Ursula

- Madam Mim

- Captain Dodo (from Alice in Wonderland)

- Merryweather (I got a fat crush on all three good fairies in Sleeping Beauty but Merryweather gotta take the cake 😂)

- Yzma