#🧠the dork squad🧠

[vintage-selfshipper]

Here’s some miscellaneous Crooner content,, I was thinking that he’d be the type to absolutely coddle, pamper and spoil his partners (with reinforcing their behavior). If y’all have any doodle suggestions for him, pls share!! He’s my goober

[vintage-selfshipper]

Dude!!! This is perfect!!! I loved it so much, that I had to draw Crooner treating his rogues to a little spa day. Thanks again Ri!

Hey there!! No rush to get to this but could I request a headcanon list for the dork squad (+ penguin) x reader? I’m a sucker for pampering my f/os and I’d love to see your headcanons on how a spa/pamper day would go with these fellas,, heaven knows they deserve it

- vintage-selfshipper (for some reason, tumblr won’t let me ask with my side blogs womp womp)

a/n: aahhh it's okay no worries vintage ( @vintage-selfshipper )lol but thanks for taking the time to specify, this was such an adorable idea and I hope you and the others enjoy pampering these wee dorks!

Pampering the BTAS Dork Squad and BTAS Penguin

BTAS Riddler

- Edward is thrilled!

- Edward has heard of all sorts of different routines and treatments but never imagined actually doing any of them…

- Let alone with..someone he adores.

- He enjoys watching you tend to his nails and skin…

- Not to mention the close proximity it provides.

- Ed tries to keep his cool by prattling about some riddles or mysteries he’s recently fixated on–or a new possible toy idea he pondered about.

- You smile and nod, listening intently, glad to see your enigmatic partner truly relax and be comfortable with you.

BTAS Scarecrow

- Jonathan is a little hesitant at first..

- For one, he's never exactly been pampered before…

- Secondly, he isn't quite sure how to feel about having all this doting attention on him.

- You were able to coax him into it by giving him a small little massage to his shoulders and upper back-

- As his protests begin to die down as you continue your ministrations–

- You feel encouraged to continue further down his back, to even his legs and feet…

- It's quite easy to lull him into anything when you've massaged him into putty.

BTAS Mad Hatter

- You had to explain that it was you pampering him and not the other way around..

- Jervis’ face heats up, but he can't deny he enjoys the idea of being doted on by his beloved.

- You've washed his face and hair and trimmed a tiny bit off his bangs-

- Which led you to devote some time to rake your fingers through his fluffy golden hair and gently rubbed certain parts of his scalp.

- You couldn't help but giggle as you noticed Jervis slowly dozing off in your lap.

- You leaned down a couple of times and kissed different spots on his face.

- Each one caused a small contented smile to stretch across Jervis’ sleepy face.

BTAS Penguin

- Oswald would be all for a pamper day! After all he loves nothing more than to spoil you–

- Oh, you mean…you want to pamper him?

- You don’t need to, really, honestly, t-that’s his job, and he’s more than happy!

- It takes some convincing, but Oz does see it as a way for you two to spend some much needed quality time together.

- Whatever you do to Oz, Oz mirrors the same action towards you.

- If you help him put on a face mask–its only fair that he does the same for you…

- It's a new kind of intimacy that Oswald never even considered, and now he can’t get enough of it.

[lovefromandfemme]

I have ADHD and my brain works on constant overdrive. I have always hyperfixated on special interests and sometimes it’s honestly a lot. My hyperfixations can last anywhere from just a couple of days to entire seasons. They can happen back to back and are totally life consuming. It’s super exhausting, but I also love falling in love with so many different and random topics and getting that sweet, sweet serotonin boost 🧠💕 I like to share my special interests with others, so I thought making fliers of my hyperfixations and posting them around town would be a new way to engage with other people about the media I love.

This week my special interest is John Cena. As a femme millennial hipster and certified Indie Bitch, I never thought I would ever even have a passing interest in John Cena or the WWE, but now I’m obsessed 🤩 What I appreciate most about Cena is his ability to commit to the absurd and his willingness to be a part of the joke. Cena is also the living embodiment of camp and all things Americana, which are two things I love deeply. Watching the ultra epic, surreal, absurd, hilarious, and meta Bray Wyatt/John Cena WWE arc helped to jumpstart a love for the WWE and tonight my roommate and I watched the Sasha Banks vs Bianca Belaire Wrestlemania 37 title match. It was honestly so amazing. It was filmed last year in 2021 and was the first time two Black women competed in a one on one title match in WWE history. These women are so strong and cool and beautiful and fun, and seeing them glitter on stage in such a male dominated space in front of thousands of cheering people is revolutionary. John Cena led me to witnessing that radical moment.

List of John Cena media to enjoy:

1. The Bray Wyatt/John Cena WWE arc - A decade long rivalry between the ultra good John Cena and the bayou cult leader Bray Wyatt, at which in the end has John Cena unknowingly prophesying his own downfall. It’s insane, it’s hilarious, it’s meta AF. You can search for these matches on youtube and peacock. I have a link that narrows down all Cena/Wyatt matches here. Make sure you get some of Cena’s Nexus matches as they’re just plain silly 😂 https://www.cagematch.net/?id=91&nr=256&page=2

2. James Gunn’s Suicide Squad - If you’re going to watch Peacemaker, please watch the new Suicide Squad first. The chaos is just delightful and it’s great to see Margot Robbie breathe new life into Harley Quinn. It’s also important for necessary Peacemaker character building.

3. HBO’s Peacemaker - Seriously, watch it. I never thought I would be emotionally tied to John Cena in my life, but when he cries I cry 🥺😭 it’s definitely not PC media, but I think the toxicity helps explore Peacemaker’s development from a superhero who will kill anyone - men, women, and children - to achieve peace at all costs, to a potentially more noble version of himself (idk I haven’t finished it yet). It is apparent that Peacemaker, as a result of his upbringing from his villainous white supremacist father, is an individual who doesn’t know how to operate in the world. He’s a complete dork. He has no chill, he wears his uniform everywhere he goes, and he exists the balance between violent murderer and sweet baby boy. I think, like me, you will find yourself unexpectedly attached to the exuberant idiot that is Peacemaker. I also firmly believe that everyone should watch Peacemaker while doming whippits ✌️🤙🦅🇺🇸