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[marsgod]

also floyd would be such a good candiate for a vamp bcs hes already so bite-y

just imagine instead of sqeezing ppl he brainwashes them w vampiric powers and drinks their blood. enough thatbthose guys know smth is wrong but not enough for smth realy bad to happen so the customers would pay back whatever they owed azul or smth

and jades mushroom obsession would be even better. (i like to think vamps cant die bcs of poison cuz that affects u thu blood and internal oragns and vampires are like walking corpses) he eats poisonous ones and compares the influence mushrooms have on him to the things they do to humans, and then drink the blood of his victims to see if the shroms make their blood taste different

Jhdbdujdjj

im at a party rn but all i can think of is vampire twst cast (and maybe genshin too like half drgon zhongli already does things to my simp brain but vampire zhongli damn imma be brainrottin abt this till i die)

VAMPIRE FLOYD MY BELOVED OMG

i feel like he’d either not care enough or forget, or get to hungry, and just chomp (not just on you neck, he’ll deadass just chomp and chew on your arm or leg or sum)

Jade’ll def fit into it and uses it as an excuse to taunt floyd w mushrooms, and gets even more mushrooms/plants

and vampire zhongli….👀👀👀🫣👌

I rlly like vampire beidou or vampire rosaria, not even for romance (altho i personally wouldn’t complain) just cause it fits rosaria’s aesthetic (or vampire hunter! rosaria?) or Beidou, or just monster! au genshin

[marsgod]

I HAD A THOUGHT (tm)

isntead of vampire liver w a human reader, how abt a vampire reader w a human lover?!? how would they react to knowing thatvtheir darling reader is an immortal vanpire??

even when at a school fieldtrip vampire aus dont leave my mind <3

ALSO DONT FORGET TO DRINK WATER AND EAT! hope u slept well have a good day and good luck w school if u need it

omfg you and lilia both being immortals *just different breeds ig* and bonding iver that, i feel Azul, Ace, Leona and Jack would have the most heartbreaking reactions to this..

Ace hates the thought that you have to be alone for who knows how long when he dies

Azul is scared of death, and is scared of not even being able to wait for you because you’ll never die

Leona and Jack (Lion and wolf) are pack hybrids, kinda the dame concept as Azul with the “not being able to wait for but also the thought that you have to go w/o a ‘pack’ or someone to watch your back ig, even if they know that its ill-logic considering your two different breeds

Ace i think would be the one to most likely ask you to bite him, and is absolutely torn and pouting like a child if that’s not actually how that works

[marsgod]

i figured out whats better then cowboys and pirates!

VAMPIRES (ive loved vampires all my life pls let me have this)

bcs realisticay u couldnt be both a cowboy-pirate, u gotta be a vampire!!! and u could also be sm more! like just image falling in love w a vampire as a fellow vampire and figuring out that ur partner was the general that wiped out ur town when u were young (yes this is inspired from the one scene in wwdits). but im also generally a sucker for fanged fuckers sooo

i wanna write a vampire au now ugh (my problem is lack of motivation as the unfinisehd soulmate au in my drafts would show)

just, vampires man! i love vampires sm

and i think yoU’RE COMPLETELY RIGHT

UGH AND THE FANGS??? OMG PLEASE

the drama would be🤌🤌 absolutely impeccable, the angst??? i’m eating it up✋ omg and imagine the arguing when you found out

you dropped to your knees sobbing, ugly and broken cries escaping your throat, unintelligible screams and coughs forced themselves free. You felt like you couldn’t breathe and now knowing what you did, the sight of your partner was absolutely unbearable. How dare they think they had the right, the right to your heart after what they’d done.

or maybe a letter? or maybe nothing, not a single word as to why you left. Would the letter be filled with the same amount of love as it did remorse, or boiling hatred? do you think it’d be long or a simple “I know what you’ve done, don’t look for me”

do you think of the partner as knowing and courting you anyways, or not knowing and it’s a bucket of iced water on their head?

[marsgod]

I JUST HAD A THOUGHT AND I NEED TO SHARE!!!

vampire! azul who screwed ur fanily oit of a small fortune some time ago bcs of complicated business things and faking his death to get away w it, only for it to be the reason u had a shitty childhood and now u find out ur lover is the reason ur parent or relative didnt have enough money for an inportant surgery or smth. (the more dramatic the better, if its heartbrekaing enough of how ur aunt who raised u died bcs she didnt have money to go to the hospital or smth then taht adds so many layers of possible angst just)

ANYWAYS IM COMPLETELY RATIONAL ABT THIS AND IM HAVING COMPLETELY NORMAL THOUGHTS FJNDUDNRJJR

OCTOPUS BUSINESS MAN W FANGS THERE’S A THING CALLED A VAMPIRE OCTOPUS AND IDK THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE ITD FIT

IMAGINE YOU COULDN’T HAVE A SURGERY OR YOU COULDN’T AFFORD MUCH FOOD (LIKE RUGGIE OR SUM) AND OMIGOD ESPECIALLLY IF YOU HAVE YOUNGER SIVLINGS AND AHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I WANT *AGGRESSIVE GRABBY HANDS*