#🦢🛑swanshonk

[swansea-honks]

Swansea Griffiths - " What a loaaad of fuckin' bullshit "

♧ 56 Years Old [ 15 Years Sober 🎉 ]

♧ He/Him • Cisgender Man

♧ Bisexual • Divorced

♧ Two Kids • Engineer

》》》The work never ends, and the stress never eases out . Swansea is an older man with a spitty attitude . Get used to it . [🦢]

♣︎ LOVES money, sweets,

♣︎ LIKES working, teaching

♣︎ DISLIKES alchol, failing

♣︎ HATES himself, bad cooking

! PRE-CRASH AU !

! SWANSEA BLOG !

Swansea has nightmares of blood, death, gore, and despair . He doesn't know what the fuck that means, but he sure in hell isn't gonna go spilling about it to Anya or the rest of the crew .

AU where Swansea went through the canon timeline, died, and woke back up in another timeline . He does not remember his past, nor does he recall any memories aside from nightmares .

Main RP

[Captain Curly] @awfulcake

[Co-Pilot Jimmy] @jimsponsible

[Nurse Anya]

[Intern Daisuke] @daidaisukesuke

OPEN TO NON-CANON INTERACTIONS, MULTI-VERSE, ASKS, AND MORE !

CLOSED TO SHIPS, NSFW, WEIRD STUFF, AND SIMILAR .

RP TAGS

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OORP TAGS

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Hello ! I'm Joe, playing as a Headcanoned version of Swansea from Mouthwashing ! I am 18 though I do not do 18+ content on this account .

My pronouns are He/They/It !

Posts with " ☕️ " are referring to me as OOC / OORP messages!

I'm not super active, and prefer literate roleplays, but I don't mind small interactions !

I'm really shy and socially awkward, hope that's not an issue . <3

Follow me !

- @iamjoemama

- @the-monochrome

- @joez-tism-world

- @daisuke-pookie

- @jimmy-moron

[swansea-honks]

[ He raises an eyebrow ]

I'd be surprised . You reek of insecurity .

[ He waves Jimmy away, grumbling under his breath ]

Not sure if I want to know how you attracted any girl anyways .

"The party hat stays on during sex."

[swansea-honks]

You know swans kill their younglings when they suffer to end their pain? :DD

I'm sure you do know that! You're like Swan yourself, after all! :3

- 🪲

" Okay, first of all, that is MORBID . Second of all, listen, just because I have ' Swan ' in my name doesn't mean I know everything about Swans . I was actually bullied a shit ton over my name and came to find swans really annoyin' for most of my life till I met my ex-wife . She brought charm to the joke, made it nice . Then I went around and fucked it all up, of course . . . fuck that, though . Anyways, wWhat do you mean I'm like a swan ? I would never let my kids be put in harms way let alone kill them "

[swansea-honks]

Swan I think the captain and co-pilot are being gay

[ Swansea stares before his eyes widen ]

Jimmy is doing WHAT to Curly ? That man better not be touchin' Curly, by god I will throttle that man till he sees hell and back ! I'll-

[ Swansea continues to ramble . Swansea doesn't like Jimmy . Swansea doesn't believe they are mutually homo . Swansea is a hater . ]

[swansea-honks]

Of course you wouldn’t! You’re a great father, I’m sure of that :>. Just… thought you’ll find it interesting! I love animal facts and that was the first one that came to my mind for some reason- also sorry about the bullying! I didn’t know! :<<

I suppose I assumed you liked them based on your keychain! But I guess I was wrong

Other animal fact! Consider that’s my way of saying sorry!

Did you know cockroaches have 13 ventricles? That’s why it’s so hard to kill them! But that’s also why their hearts are base for working on artificial hearts :>

- 🪲

Swansea was quiet for awhile, absentmindedly going to run a hang through his thinning hair before stopping to just rest his hand over his forehead, fingers massaging his brows . He sighs .

" I appreciate it, Kid . I try my best to be a good father, if not a good husband . I'm sure you weren't on my ass on purpose, I've just had a few nosey anons on me recently, " he grunts softly .

" I don't hate swans anymore, just don't like everyone assumin' I love them just cause of my name . My ex-wife bought me the keychain, if that gives any context "

He goes quiet as the second fact is listed to him, a short snort leaving his throat .

" Nah, I didn't know that . . pretty cool stuff, even if it's a bit fuckin' gross "

[swansea-honks]

The older man blinks in acknowledgement as Daisuke calls for him, using one of those ridiculous nicknames he's given Swansea . He had successfully found the kid, but something just wasn't right . Starting from that saddened expression he held on his face just before catching onto Swansea's presence .

Inconsistencies .

He approaches before stopping at the staircase, crossing his arms firmly, and titling his head as he looks down at the boy .

" Daisuke, " he responds firmly, glancing around the room before relaxing, " No need to bullshit with me . You doin' fine ? " he grunts dryly .

Swansea always sounded like he didn't care, but it said a lot when he was the first one to start a conversation about emotions or health . The kid was like a son to him, an unexplainable protectiveness settled in his heart ever since the nightmares began . He couldn't stand the strange change in Daisuke .

Inconsistencies . If Swansea was good at one thing, it was seeing inconsistencies .

The older man sighed as he pulled away from his work, wiping off his hands with his rag before cracking his knuckles . He couldn't focus right now, not when Daisuke, the usually loud, useless ray of sunshine was oddly avoidant . Avoidant, quiet, and dim .

Abnormal .

Inconsistent .

He left the utility room, heading towards the lounge to see if Daisuke was there . If he wasn't there, he'd check his private quarters .

- 🦢⚠️ @swansea-honks

[ shakey starter cuz I'm like tired ] - ☕️

[Daisuke was laying on the couch, Gameboy face down on his stomach. He was staring up at the ceiling, a look of utter dejection on his face. This was weird. He's never felt like this before. Maybe the isolation is getting to him. Maybe he missed home more than he thought. His friends. His mom. Earth. He hated it, this emptiness, the isolation. He felt like he was being dramatic, like none of this was that deep. That he only needed to wake up tomorrow and things would be different. But that's how he felt yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. He's snapped out of his thoughts by the sound of shuffling, his gaze flicking up to meet Swansea's as he stands in the doorway] "Heyyy Swan-man!" [He feigns cheerfulness, sitting up and trying to pretend he wasn't just contemplating his very existence.]

[swansea-honks]

mr swan in the sea, are you by chance in touch with our lord and savior bibble?

" Holy shit, do not call me that ! . . . Wait, what in God's name is Bibble ? "

[swansea-honks]

How'd you fuck up your marriage, Mr. Swansea?

" Thanks for being blunt . I'm not answering that "

[swansea-honks]

MR SWAN MAN. CHECK YOUR MAILBOX.

" Let me guess . . . it's a pipe bom- 💥💥💥💥💥💥 "

[swansea-honks]

He stayed at the doorway, eyes twitching in mild disinterest . Or at least he tried looking disinterested .

He lifted his screwdriver, twirling it in a circle, " I wanted to know what's going on with you lately . I just got Daisuke off my ass, so I figured we could talk in private . . since Jimbo ain't around either "

Speaking Jimmy's name in disgust is a reminder that Swansea never really explained his distaste for Curly's co-pilot . He just avoids the subject as it comes up .

" Ain't here to force anything out of your mouth, of course . This is probably left better to Anya, but I don't like leaving all the messy work to her, " he looks away, crossing his arms .

He glances back up .

" You seem stressed out lately, maybe I read too much into it though "

Swansea knocks on the doorway to the cockpit, his fist making barely any sound to the heavy metal of the door .

" Captain, " he calls lazily, rolling a screwdriver in his hand as he looks the room over . Jimmy wasn't around, thank fuck . That man drove him up the walls .

- 🦢⚠️ @swansea-honks

Curly perked up at the muffled yet familiar voice , calling out 'Coming !' as he quickly adjusted a few controls. He finally stood up from the captain's seat and strolled over to the door , sliding it open. He gave Swansea one of his friendly waves , stepping aside incase the older man wanted to come in.

"Good morning , Swansea." He glanced down at the screwdriver present in his hand "Is there something up ?"

[swansea-honks]

MR SWAN MAN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

" . . . . It never ends "

[swansea-honks]

" I am very concerned for the sake of all of your mental states . Why are there people calling me attractive in my asks ? I am way past my time "

[swansea-honks]

Noooo, we just want more reasons to hate him! That’s all 🥰

" 🤨 "

[ He's quiet for a bit before rolling his eyes ]

" I don't hate the dumbass . I just don't trust him . . he's sneaky and I don't like it "

[swansea-honks]

" Perusual . Busy working, Disuke getting in the way, avoiding Jimbo . I figure I am fine . . and it's good you're doin' fine too "

Hey, Anya, doin' alright ?

- 🦢 @swansea-honks

“Hi Swansea! I’m doing pretty fine, thanks for asking :] What about you?”

[swansea-honks]

Hello sir 🤗 hello!

SO many of us were interested in why exactly you hate individual who’s name starts with J ?! 😱🎤

" What ? Why the fuck do you wanna know ? Did that sorry bitch of a man say somethin' to you ? "

[swansea-honks]

MR SWAN MAN DO YOU HAVE A SWEET TOOTH

" Finally, a normal question ! Yes, I love sugar . Specially loved my mother's baking when I was little, and she made the best frosting for our cakes- wait . . . is this a fat joke ? "