#🦢🛑swanshonk

[swansea-honks]

Swansea Griffiths - " What a loaaad of fuckin' bullshit "

♧ 56 Years Old [ 15 Years Sober 🎉 ]

♧ He/Him • Cisgender Man

♧ Bisexual • Divorced

♧ Two Kids • Engineer

》》》The work never ends, and the stress never eases out . Swansea is an older man with a spitty attitude . Get used to it . [🦢]

♣︎ LOVES money, sweets,

♣︎ LIKES working, teaching

♣︎ DISLIKES alchol, failing

♣︎ HATES himself, bad cooking

! PRE-CRASH AU !

! SWANSEA BLOG !

Swansea has nightmares of blood, death, gore, and despair . He doesn't know what the fuck that means, but he sure in hell isn't gonna go spilling about it to Anya or the rest of the crew .

AU where Swansea went through the canon timeline, died, and woke back up in another timeline . He does not remember his past, nor does he recall any memories aside from nightmares .

Main RP

[Captain Curly] @awfulcake

[Co-Pilot Jimmy] @jimsponsible

[Nurse Anya]

[Intern Daisuke] @daidaisukesuke

OPEN TO NON-CANON INTERACTIONS, MULTI-VERSE, ASKS, AND MORE !

CLOSED TO SHIPS, NSFW, WEIRD STUFF, AND SIMILAR .

RP TAGS

- #🦢swanshonk ;; casual/non-serious/non-canon rp replies

- #🦢⚠️swanshonk ;; serious/canon rp replies

- 🦢🤓swanshonk ;; info + lore dump

- #🦢📝swanshonk ;; drawn rp replies

- #🦢🛑swanshonk ;; thread end

- #🦢♻️swanshonk ;; rp blog reposting

OORP TAGS

- #☕️swanshonk ;; casual admin yapping

- #☕️📝swanshonk ;; admin art

- #☕️♻️swanshonk ;; admin reposting

Hello ! I'm Joe, playing as a Headcanoned version of Swansea from Mouthwashing ! I am 18 though I do not do 18+ content on this account .

My pronouns are He/They/It !

Posts with " ☕️ " are referring to me as OOC / OORP messages!

I'm not super active, and prefer literate roleplays, but I don't mind small interactions !

I'm really shy and socially awkward, hope that's not an issue . <3

Follow me !

- @iamjoemama

- @the-monochrome

- @joez-tism-world

- @daisuke-pookie

- @jimmy-moron

[swansea-honks]

" I knew I couldn't trust that asshole ! Where's that axe when I need it- "

@intern-daisuke @hibiscusdaiisuke @official-daisuke @daidaisukesuke @daisuketherizzlerman @daisuke-pookie @mister-daisuke-dude and @awfulcake @mrsdaisuke @swansea-honks and @tulpars-nurse-anya

Look at this awful man threatening the life of an innocent teenager.

Please be careful Daisuke :(((

[swansea-honks]

Swansea gamer canon??

" Somewhat . Daisuke is definitely better than me, but yeah, I enjoy a video games occasionally . . Maybe I should try another round of Don't Starve with Curly . . . "

[swansea-honks]

What if I told you I was your age, single, AND handsome?

" . . . . Listen, I uh- I appreciate the interest shown, but I am just not looking for another relationship to mess up . My EX was the love of my life, and I don't want to experience that ever again if it's not with her "

[swansea-honks]

You know swans kill their younglings when they suffer to end their pain? :DD

I'm sure you do know that! You're like Swan yourself, after all! :3

- 🪲

" Okay, first of all, that is MORBID . Second of all, listen, just because I have ' Swan ' in my name doesn't mean I know everything about Swans . I was actually bullied a shit ton over my name and came to find swans really annoyin' for most of my life till I met my ex-wife . She brought charm to the joke, made it nice . Then I went around and fucked it all up, of course . . . fuck that, though . Anyways, wWhat do you mean I'm like a swan ? I would never let my kids be put in harms way let alone kill them "

[swansea-honks]

The older man blinks in acknowledgement as Daisuke calls for him, using one of those ridiculous nicknames he's given Swansea . He had successfully found the kid, but something just wasn't right . Starting from that saddened expression he held on his face just before catching onto Swansea's presence .

Inconsistencies .

He approaches before stopping at the staircase, crossing his arms firmly, and titling his head as he looks down at the boy .

" Daisuke, " he responds firmly, glancing around the room before relaxing, " No need to bullshit with me . You doin' fine ? " he grunts dryly .

Swansea always sounded like he didn't care, but it said a lot when he was the first one to start a conversation about emotions or health . The kid was like a son to him, an unexplainable protectiveness settled in his heart ever since the nightmares began . He couldn't stand the strange change in Daisuke .

Inconsistencies . If Swansea was good at one thing, it was seeing inconsistencies .

The older man sighed as he pulled away from his work, wiping off his hands with his rag before cracking his knuckles . He couldn't focus right now, not when Daisuke, the usually loud, useless ray of sunshine was oddly avoidant . Avoidant, quiet, and dim .

Abnormal .

Inconsistent .

He left the utility room, heading towards the lounge to see if Daisuke was there . If he wasn't there, he'd check his private quarters .

- 🦢⚠️ @swansea-honks

[ shakey starter cuz I'm like tired ] - ☕️

[Daisuke was laying on the couch, Gameboy face down on his stomach. He was staring up at the ceiling, a look of utter dejection on his face. This was weird. He's never felt like this before. Maybe the isolation is getting to him. Maybe he missed home more than he thought. His friends. His mom. Earth. He hated it, this emptiness, the isolation. He felt like he was being dramatic, like none of this was that deep. That he only needed to wake up tomorrow and things would be different. But that's how he felt yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. He's snapped out of his thoughts by the sound of shuffling, his gaze flicking up to meet Swansea's as he stands in the doorway] "Heyyy Swan-man!" [He feigns cheerfulness, sitting up and trying to pretend he wasn't just contemplating his very existence.]

[swansea-honks]

"i'm - i'm so sorry, boss" - @suuya-suuya-daisuke

" What did you do now, you dumb sh- " he turns around, pausing in his speech as he catches eye of Daisuke . He furrowed his brow . This wasn't his Daisuke, and the kid seemed disheveled .

He crosses his arms, jaw clenched firmly before he sighs, " Are you okay, Kid ? "

[swansea-honks]

He, I love don’t starve! I play Woodie personally :) What made you pick the character you did?

" Well if you ever wanna play, I am kinda . . . free whenever Daisuke doesn't destroy something . Anyways, I play Webber . I like him 'cause he's a free silk generator, I can eat monster meat, which is literally everywhere when you think about it, and because the other spiders don't attack me . . unless I attack first . Might have been one hit by a queen spider last night or so "

[swansea-honks]

How did you figure out that you were Bi?

" Shit- no one's ever really asked me this before . I guess it's kinda a weird story ? Met a boy in football, he told me he liked me . I got butterflies, and that's when I knew I loved more than girls I guess . He eventually kissed me one day while we were hangin' out . I was too scared to accept him really, didn't want the other guys knowin' I was a queer . Didn't want to hide him but too scared to show him, so we ended it with that kiss . I've had crushes on men here and there, but never really had a more serious relationship with a guy after that . I'm sure he found someone nice, my drunk ass wouldn't have been good to grow old with anyways "

[swansea-honks]

He stayed at the doorway, eyes twitching in mild disinterest . Or at least he tried looking disinterested .

He lifted his screwdriver, twirling it in a circle, " I wanted to know what's going on with you lately . I just got Daisuke off my ass, so I figured we could talk in private . . since Jimbo ain't around either "

Speaking Jimmy's name in disgust is a reminder that Swansea never really explained his distaste for Curly's co-pilot . He just avoids the subject as it comes up .

" Ain't here to force anything out of your mouth, of course . This is probably left better to Anya, but I don't like leaving all the messy work to her, " he looks away, crossing his arms .

He glances back up .

" You seem stressed out lately, maybe I read too much into it though "

Swansea knocks on the doorway to the cockpit, his fist making barely any sound to the heavy metal of the door .

" Captain, " he calls lazily, rolling a screwdriver in his hand as he looks the room over . Jimmy wasn't around, thank fuck . That man drove him up the walls .

- 🦢⚠️ @swansea-honks

Curly perked up at the muffled yet familiar voice , calling out 'Coming !' as he quickly adjusted a few controls. He finally stood up from the captain's seat and strolled over to the door , sliding it open. He gave Swansea one of his friendly waves , stepping aside incase the older man wanted to come in.

"Good morning , Swansea." He glanced down at the screwdriver present in his hand "Is there something up ?"

[swansea-honks]

Hello mr Swansea! Do you maybe have any dating advices??

- 🦝

" I dated one woman, my wife, and she divorced me . I have literal shit to give you "

[swansea-honks]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

" What the fuck are you smoking "

[swansea-honks]

MR SWAN MAN HI

" I don't know which anon this is, and that's the part that scares me most "

[swansea-honks]

" Perusual . Busy working, Disuke getting in the way, avoiding Jimbo . I figure I am fine . . and it's good you're doin' fine too "

Hey, Anya, doin' alright ?

- 🦢 @swansea-honks

“Hi Swansea! I’m doing pretty fine, thanks for asking :] What about you?”

[swansea-honks]

Yooooo, you're bisexual Mr. Swansea? *rubs hands together, thinking he has a chance with a dilf* **he doesn't**

" 😦 "

He stares, looking around for help before rubbing at his temple, " Listen, Kid, I am not interested in romance and shit anymore . Go bother Daisuke, or uh, Captain Curly if older men is what you're after . Just keep that stuff away from me . I don't date anyone who likely shares the age of my kids, damn it "

[swansea-honks]

why Swansea honks? Do you like ducks :3?

do swans honk and I'm just stupid?

" Ducks quack, Buddy . Anyways, very few swan species actually quack or honk . Some tend to make more of a melodic sound, one species has a bugle like sound, another primarily hisses, another actually does honk . Realistically ? My Admin just thought "Swansea Honks" was funny . The Admin is oh so unique, aren't they ? "