#🦇 sakuma anon

[mihai-florescu]

If they did go to Romania, where do you think they'd go?

Ive had a few scenarios for them... my personal favorite is in the sakuma family mansion, which we will say is somewhere close to bucegi mountains. Now. I dont know which version i like more, for all of undead to go hiking or just koga and one more, maybe kaoru. Koga sees some cryptic dacian wolf paintings after visiting the sphynx and follows them eventually ending up in some ancient tunnels where conspiracy theorists gather (i have no idea if anon is romanian or not but there's a conspiracy that our dacian ancestors built tunnels and a lot of humanity evolved from this people etcetc you know how nationalism is. Or maybe it's a problem unique to romanians with an inferiority complex trying to make us grander than we are. Either way, im making it canon in enstars).

Now the plot for them will be that these conspiracy theorists are waiting for a messenger to start some grand scheme. Something something the dacian wolf is important and in the prologue koga saw a tshirt with a cool design at a town market that just so happens to fit their description of the messenger. Well one could wonder why is he japanese? But of course everyone comes from dacians, even the japonese. Shenanigans ensue, eventually rei and adonis, who were at home making sarmale and gulaş, figure out the other 2 are late, rei drives a dacia 1300 car, plot happens, eventually they all end up in the tunnels and we have 3 chapters of mainly rei changing the minds of the conspiracy theorists who had some crazy plans to revive Decebal.

We finish with a concert during zilele Braşovului with a new song, Neogen, where the conspiracy theorists find a new hobby in music, which bridges borders and they realise we dont all have to be dacians. Music unites humans no matter what and builds community stronger than mass psychosis...

I also have this drawing from a while ago of (it was supposed to be 3rd year when he was still a womanizer) kaoru going to romania with rei to see local girls only to end up la învierea de paşte with all the old ladies in the village. He was very popular and they fed him tons of pască the next day. And then at some point (cant find the exact post) mimi and i joked about undead christmas in romania event where i suggested they were at ceauşescu's execution. Gotta do some timeline tweaking or time traveling but the mental image is quite rich isnt it. I will leave you with undead at cetatea deva, where they'll have a concert they open with "Deva city! Am venit să devastăm! We are UNDEAD🦇🦇"

Rei & his uncle's dacia car btw^

[digiships]

🌊 CUPID 🌊

HE/IT/PAW 🪼 23 🐬 WHITE & ABLEBODIED & AUTIHD

more info under the cut!

DNI: pro/comship, age down self inserts/age up characters for selfshipping, under 16, transmed/truscum, ship with racist/rapist characters, racebend your self insert, erase canon orientations, are weird to ppl who arent ok sharing, etcetcetc be normal

BYF:

- if i softblock you, chances are either A. we share an f/o i have unlisted that youre not comfortable sharing or B. you share an f/o with my partner or qpp!! it's nothing personal!

- please tag posts that talk abt f/os as if theyre real people with "unreality"! example: a post saying "your f/o feels your love for them across universes", i have ocd and that kind of thing is Bad for me mentally

- yes some of these characters are "yanderes" and/or are from media made by pr0sh1pp3rs, this does NOT mean i am pr0sh1p. i am vehemently against any of that kind of content and am still disgusted by it. i selfship w these characters for coping reasons that i'm not going to list out here, but if it's important for you to know you're more than welcome to dm me/send an ask off-anon!! i actively avoid engaging w the creators and the fandoms and i stay in my little corner playing w them like dolls. if this still makes you uncomfortable then please hardblock me, do what you need to stay safe!!

* - ok with sharing!

bold - NO sharing Ever sorry

Main F/O's:

^ im ok sharing Most f/os if we're already mutuals, but if we r strangers i will block you So sorry . if im still not ok w it i will just blacklist your ship tag if u have one! tldr mutuals i love you

full list here!

🌌 Kurt Wagner - X-Men

🍎 Wally Darling - Welcome Home

🍑 Sun Wukong - you know

🌺 Vash the Stampede - Trigun

🎤 Natsuki Shinomiya - Uta no Prince-Sama

🪽 Dick Grayson - DC

💳 Mammon - Obey Me

🔥 Caleb Widogast - Critical Role

🖍️ Sunny Day Jack - Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack

🩶 Pe.ter Dun.bar - Yo.ur Bo.yfrie.nd*

🌱 Law.rence Ole.ander - Bo.yfrie.nd to De.ath 2

🔪 John Doe - Mortisfox*

🦇 Rei Sakuma - Ensemble Stars

⚔️ Future Trunks - Dragon Ball Z/Super

Other F/Os:

🌐 Gamma 2 - Dragon Ball Super

🍖 Son Goku - Dragon Ball series*

💎 Demiurge - Overlord

🧸 Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse

👁️ Jonathan Sims - The Magnus Archives

☁️ Martin Blackwood - The Magnus Archives

🖲 HAL9000 - 2001:ASO

�� Ve.ssel - Sl.eep Tok.en

🔮 Gale Dekarios - Baldur's Gate 3*

❤️‍🩹 Astarion - Baldur's Gate 3*

🐻 Halsin - Baldur's Gate 3

🗡 Wyll Ravengard - Baldur's Gate 3*

💣 Hi.romu Taka.hashi - NJ.PW

👹 Ka.ne - W.WF

🦷 Ma.nkind - W.WF

📌 Floyd - Trolls

🍦 Kaito - Vocaloid

🔑 Chilchuck Tims - Dungeon Meshi

🌤 Dogday - Poppy Playtime

🔫 Pico - Newgrounds

👢 Boothill - Honkai Star Rail

🧨 Scar - Wuthering Waves

💐 Pim Pimling - Smiling Friends

⚾ Kenji Sato - Ultraman Rising

🟪 Infected/Kasper - Regretevator (Roblox)*

⚪ Wallter - Regretevator (Roblox)*

🐟 Sebastian Solace - Pressure (Roblox)

👔 Aaron Hotchner - Criminal Minds

��� Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds

📱 Derek Morgan - Criminal Minds

Crushes:

👒 Luffy - One Piece

🃏 Bittergiggle - Garten of Banban

🥊 Banban/Uthman - Garten of Banban

💤 Geshu Lin - Wuthering Waves

Familial F/Os

🎸 Dethklok + CFO - Metalocalypse

🍷 Sebas Tian - Overlord

🐛 Piccolo - Dragon Ball series

🛡 Vegeta - Dragon Ball Z/Super

🌟 Daycare Attendant - FNAF:SB

- ☀️ Sun, 🌙 Moon, 🌗 Eclipse

[madaramikejimajuicyfatass]

i need to bite madara mikejima's neck. i need to drink his blood and lick his cum. like sirrrrr im so thirstyyyyyyy i need a drink or ill die of thirsttttt can i please have your blood and cum to hold me over

- v... vampire anon? what do i call myself. 🦇

I see a Sakuma has found my blog! Hello, helloooo~!

Both blood and cum, tsk tsk tsk, so greedy there~!

Imagine Madara waking up with bite marks all over his neck and chest, maybe along his thighs as well. Or the breathless moan that slips from his lips as you suck on his neck. Aaahhaha, I shan't go too far there.

And whatever you want to call yourself, right now I'm tagging this as vampire anon (unless you change your mind ofc)

[nnatsume]

Hehe~ Consider : nb ritsu - Sakuma Anon (I'm back!!)

SAKUMANOOOOOOON YOOOOO !!!!!!!! happy to see you back ♡ nb ritsu so true. he/they.. 🧐 i hope you like these sillies neeehee (i sincerely apologize for the quality)

[yuezhong]

༻❀Shop Pamphlets and extras

a guide for the tags I use! 

*＊✿❀ butterflies’ euphoria ❧《🦋》: (author's rec: for both fics and authors) recommended bouquets and florists by the florist, that even the butterflies dance around in glee

*＊✿❀ bouquets from the florist ❧《💐》:my works, please do not plagiarize or use them in ASMR reading videos on Youtube (unless you ask for my permission first before reading them. If I found out that any form of plagiarization was performed, I will personally hunt you down) 

*＊✿❀ messages from the birds ❧《🐦》:reblogs! 

*＊✿❀ buzz of bees ❧《🐝》, chaos in the flower shop ❧《🐞》 :chaotic and fun stuff that takes place occasionally here, mostly recommendations of bouquets with more eccentric symbolisms, but tasteful nonetheless. Or playfights with other florists

*＊✿❀ chatters from the florist ❧《🌻》:ramblings from the florist that are just purely of their own volition. (includes spoilers for the fandoms I write)

*＊✿❀ fellow florist (name) ❧《🌿》: the florist’s mutual florists whom she interacts with frequently and close friends!

*＊✿❀ customer (name)  ❧ 《🌱》: patrons who stop by the flower shop! (followers)

*＊✿❀ chats in the flower shop ❧《🏡》:asks!

*＊✿❀ customer: unsigned ❧《✿》 : customers who are shy to leave a name (anons)

*＊✿❀ floral scrapbook ❧《📒》: the florist’s favorite artworks and edits, all stored in her personal scrapbook

*＊✿❀ zhongli anon, co-florist:zhongli! ❧《🌹》:dedicated to the florist’s love and her favorite anon

*＊✿❀ head full many thoughts only zhongli ❧《🍃》:anything that has to do with the florist’s love, zhongli

*＊✿❀ brain empty only rei ❧《🦇》: anything that has to do with the florist’s other love, rei sakuma 

  *＊✿❀ wilted roses ❧《🥀》: ebg tag

*＊✿❀ miscallaneous floral collections ― brainrot! ❧《🌸》 (self-explanatory) 

*＊✿❀ flowers ❧《🌷》:other miscellaneous floral collections that include, but are not limited to: photographs, poems and writings

[nnatsume]

Dear Ritsu and Rei,

I hope you two are well. I'm going to watch your movie soon! Once it airs I'll make sure to get a first row ticket. But can you promise me that you both will come back home to visit me soon? I've been studying reeaally hard!! Next year I can join the producer course and produce Knights!! I'll have to think about Undead though... Just kidding I promise.

Also, I expect a lot of affection when you both come back, otherwise you guys are getting the silent treatment. Have a good night of rest and eat enough, and uh. Hm. I can't remember what else I'm supposed to say for an informal letter so just. Come back soon.

With love,

Sakuma anon

↳ ❝ [ 💌 ; letters to you ] ¡! ❞

ೃ⁀➷ at mornings arrival, the breeze swept a slip of paper through the crook of your door, coming to rest at the mat. with it was an additonal folded note. carefully, you unfold the letters.

✎ a / n; all these letters get to my heart i feel so emotional. like wot. you guys are talented

‎‎‎‎ ➤ dear sakuma anon,

worry not about spending money on a ticket, i'll make sure it is on your hand when it airs, kukuku. ♪ a day here is so vastly different even within business, ritsu and i cannot help but miss home. and you, too. keep studying diligently for a bright future—fufu, but if you do change your mind, undead is always welcoming towards you.

don't change your mind. come to knights, weird anija and his goons aren't worth it. i miss you.. when we're back, you have to stay with me, or i'll get sad. ♪

you'd have been amused to see the light when ritsu caught sight of the affection segment of your letter. worry not, we'll be back in no time, and we'll bring a fortune with us. ritsu misses you dearly, are you aware? he said that as much as he loves maa-kun, there's a spot only you can fill. please don't find a replacement until we're back. ♪

sincerely, rei & ritsu

[nnatsume]

i would like rei (or ritsu) to hold me when im having a bad day (aka today)

anyway tomatonon down bad - sakuma anon

ahhh i hope tomorrow treats you better than today :( rei and ritsu would hug you so gentle !!! (their brotherly banter falls away since you're priority) !

i think there is a tomatoanon deep within all of us. they're just a true and unafraid Alpha .......... the Alphaest

[nnatsume]

based on the last anon i am so close to using the two (2!!) pulls i have on himeru and kohaku. just please im begging you bees come home im broke. kohaku do you hear me. your cousin broke me. broke my dia. and didnt come home. will you treat me the same way? even though i spent hours grinding for you during your event? really? please come home. - sakuma anon

NOOOONOOOO DON'T DO IT SAKUMANON. maybe they'll come to the shop or something and you can get them for certain. i beg of you. save your dia save your tears . anyone can come after akatsuki

[nnatsume]

m back and koi wa primavera kinda. maybe. slaps. like the you are my cutie to bit is kinda ehhh but the rest of the song has my resolve crumbling send help - sakuma anon

huuuuh i thought it said "you are my cupid" ....... then again i don't have hearing in one of my ears. cough cough. don't let fine take you sakumanon, once you're in you can't get out and you have many to produce

[nnatsume]

not really a flag thing but id like to hear your thoughts!! I've been thinking abt they/he or they/them himeru so i was wondering which one youd think would fit them? also, what identity do you think would fit himeru? as in. crazy:b meru not kaname

🧐 himeru himeru himeru... fair warning that i know like two crumbs about alkakurei—but like.. i think they're the kind of person that could not care less what they're adressed with, as long as respectful. so i vote. they/he! maybe agender mefhinks..

[nnatsume]

another suggestion : demiboy kanata. the flag even matches his color scheme <3 im thinking he/they for them too!! - sakuma anon

SLEEEIGHHHHH . so true!!! i made variants for this one because.. kanata. just a little fishboy !!!!!!

[nnatsume]

we love tomato anon <3 - sakuma anon

fact!

[nnatsume]

WHY WOULD YOU BEAT RITSU’S ASS HE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG. EVER. - Sakuma anon

to that i say: reasons are for losers. i want to

[nnatsume]

hrmmm... my family does call me a cat often, so maybe cat is closer? idk - Sakuma anon

A CAT IT IS. ohoho good to hear that there's more cats around here. i'm dubbed as meowmeow nr. 3 at home

[nnatsume]

sakuma anon is like a puppy. /pos

:0 they struck me a little bit more like a cat before you said this. maybe a puppycat hehe

[nnatsume]

GROUP HUG!! - Sakuma anon

AWWWW YEAAAAAH

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