#🥝 : by me

[piccoloswifers]

[acoraxia]

// Dum, di-di, day

[bangzchan]

what is ur most unserious kpop dream if uve had one? mine's mark lee performing breast reduction surgery on me

[infwctednyacifier]

For those who are struggling to form their system and need an outline, here's a Google doc that contains a template to fill out. Just copy and paste it into Google docs. Hope you enjoy.

[sparklemeatx3]

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*Revisits childhood movies and proshits all over the place*

[savingsallow]

On the mantle, sitting behind a row of neatly hung stockings, Val spots it: a mandrake. Its expression is sour, its leaves drooping slightly. It hasn't screamed - but it's definitely not pleased.

"Stockings," it mutters, its voice bitter. "Everyone gets a stocking. Even the cat. But me? Nothing. I've been good too! Where's my fuzzy sock? My little treats? Or is the mandrake too much trouble to include in your holiday cheer?"

What does Val you do?

The bustling Herbology greenhouse is filled with the warm scent of fresh earth and a swirl of vibrant green plants, each thriving under the enchanted glass ceiling.

Val's pink hair glimmers in the sunlight as she wanders among the rows of magical plants, her eyes shining with curiosity and delight. Today’s lesson is all about mandrakes, and the Slytherin girl's excitement is palpable—though she knows the little sprigs can be a handful.

As Professor Garlick is demonstrating proper handling techniques, Val glances over at her assigned mandrake, nestled snugly in its pot. To her surprise, it's wearing a particularly disgruntled expression, its leaves drooping and a faint moan escaping its lips.

"Stockings," it mutters, its voice bitter. "Everyone gets a stocking. Even the cat. But me? Nothing. I've been good too! Where's my fuzzy sock? My little treats? Or is the mandrake too much trouble to include in your holiday cheer?"

Val bites her lip, holding back a laugh. “Aww c'mon, little buddy!” she calls out, her voice warm and playful. “I know things can feel a bit…rooted in monotony, but this is Herbology class! You’re literally the life of the party here!” She leans closer, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “Besides, I think your sour attitude might just be your only real accessory,” she added with a wink.

The mandrake glares at her, unimpressed, but the girl continues, undeterred. “Look, I'm no plant expert but I think I have an idea.” With a flick of her wrist, she reaches into her bag, pulling out a shimmering purple flower. “This is a Belladonna Blossom—very rare and known for enhancing plant beauty! Just a little sprinkle of this on your leaves, and you’ll turn heads, my dearest Mandrake.”

The mandrake narrows its eyes but can’t resist a peek at the Belladonna. “You really think that would work? You’re not just buttering me up for a scream practice, are you?”

“Oh, please!” she chuckles, shaking her head. “Just imagine it: You’ll be the talk of the classroom. ‘Did you see the Mandrake with the glow?’ Everyone will be jealous, especially the cat! And don’t get me started on all the holiday parties you can crash once you’re looking fabulous.” She pauses dramatically, grinning. “Plus, if you scream, at least it’ll be more like a rock star entrance than a scary concert! Think of that as your holiday gift to the world!”

With a theatrical wave of her wand, she lightly dusts the Belladonna Blossom over the mandrake. Instantly, a spark of shimmering light surrounds it, and its leaves perk up, transforming from dull and grumpy to vibrant and cheerful.

“There! See? Much better!” She stands back and admires her handiwork, clapping her hands together like a proud artist. “Now you’ve got the festive look to match your spirited attitude! Now, who’s ready to spread some holiday cheer?”

The mandrake blinks in disbelief, then lets out a soft giggle that sounds surprisingly like a bark. “Okay, Val. Maybe you’re not so bad after all.”

“Just wait until you see what I have planned for you at the end of class—a little surprise treat! Nothing dark or murky, I promise!” she says, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “Just a bit of holiday flavor for a plant who deserves it.”

As it adjusts to its newfound allure, the mandrake begins to sway, almost dancing with the rhythm of the lively classroom. "You know," it calls out teasingly, its voice bubbling with excitement, "I may have been a little too root-bound before! Who knew looking fabulous could feel so magical?"

With that, the mandrake launches into an impromptu performance, mimicking dance moves learned from watching the students. Its tiny arms wave in the air, and it spins around in its pot, exuberance washing over it as it basks in the attention.

Val grins wider, feeling a sense of triumph as she watches her little friend thrive in the spotlight. The other students, once wary of the mandrake’s notorious screaming, are now cheering and clapping, eager to join in the fun.

As the class progresses, it becomes clear that the belladonna has given the mandrake not just beauty, but confidence. It starts to bond with its peers, sharing jokes and playful banter, even poking fun at the stubborn cat who’s lazily perched outside the greenhouse, clearly feeling left out of the festivities.

By the end of the lesson, Val knows she’s made a friend for life. “Alright, time for your surprise!” she announces, producing small, colorful treats from her bag—little enchanted berries that shimmer with a hint of magic. “I call these ‘Jolly Jesters’! They’re sweet, festive, and sure to give you a little bounce!”

The mandrake’s eyes widen in delight, and as Val hands one over, it excitedly chomps into it, its expression lighting up with joy. “This is the best day ever! I can officially say I’m part of the holiday cheer now! Maybe stockings aren't such a bad idea after all—if they’re filled with goodies like these!”

As the bell rings and the students migrate out of the greenhouse, Val takes a moment to admire her handiwork. The mandrake, once sour and overlooked, is now a dazzling centerpiece of the classroom, ready to take on the world with a newfound zest for life.

After all, what’s the thrill of Herbology without a good dose of plants, puns, and a sprinkle of magic ✨

[fatuismooches]

Response to you 🥝 anon (keeping your ask in my inbox forever so i can keep reading it) - I WAS WAITING AND EXCITED FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT CAPITANO!!!!!!! (ALSO DON'T APOLOGIZE!! IM GLAD UR OKAY!!! i remember i was checking my notifs to see if u liked my posts yet😭😭 all that matters is your health and taking care of yourself *hugs* !! <3)

ALSO. I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE CAPITANO'S HANDS GET BIGGER WHEN HE USES HIS POWERS?? THAT'S SO COOL. i also think he could be a dragon from Natlan 🤔 it could fit in with why he's insistent on taking the gnosis outside of the fatui business. (Natlan AQ spoilers UTC)

THE IMPACT FRAME AGAINST HER WAS EVERYTHING. like... damn. literally no other words to describe it. damn... i love him fr. the fight scene was SO GOOD. AND THE FLYING <333 idek where or how that came from but YA!!! capi flying while carrying you is way too cute 😔😔❤️❤️ (him confused of why you're scared because he's NOT going to drop you) I also adore his long luscious hair <3 i need to know his hair routine!!! AND HIS BIG COAT!! PERFECT FOR CUDDLES!!

ALSO IM GLAD U LIKED THE FOX/PUFFTTORE FIC!! 🫶🫶 they are currently swarming you with cuddles as we speak!! ALSO YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY... FOXTTORE AND THE PUFFLINGS DON'T GET DELETED SINCE THEY'RE NOT SEGMENTS!! THEY LIVE!!!!!

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Merry Christmas!! 🌟🎄🎁

hi kiwi 🥝✨ ILY 🫵🏻❤️‍🔥

LOVE YOU TOO, YOU LITTLE HAZEL NUT!! 🌰💚😆🎄✨️🫂💚💕

[mattslolita]

i will never shut up about this i am THE #1 lonely dancers glazer idc.

[akindofdog]

mens tummys and hips and waists and chests 90 million kissy attack

[kkyaka]

I know it's 3am lol, but the last 10 hours have been actually really good

[infwctednyacifier]

No idea how to phrase this but it’s been on my mind so here I go; does anybody else feel people’s theriotypes?

The people around me aren’t therians but when I look at certain people after observing their behavior or simply immediately I end up feeling parts of an animal. The best example I have is there’s this girl in my A4 class and every time I look at her, I feel dog ears and a tail that’s basically always wagging.

It’s always unintentional and subconscious and I don’t know what to call it other than maybe heightened senses or something.

[jelliegirl]

hey it's kiwi month!!!!!

🌸💕💐🩷🌷🌺💖

[fatuismooches]

I saw ur response about that arranged marriage au with Capitano and i can't stop myself from laughing just thinking about his soldier teaching him "How To Communicate with Your Lover 101" 😂

Like, imagine his soldiers asking him to demonstrate of how he usually express his love to reader 🤣 so, one of the fatui soldier decided to act as "his lover" and.. Oh boy, it went REALLY awkward bcs he just *STARES* at them like he is a monster staring into their prey's soul 😭

When they ask Capitano about it "..my lord, is that your way of expressing your affection towards your lover every single day?" and when he said yes, all of them just facepalm'd so hard and internally screaming "HOW THE HECC YOU EVEN THINK THAT AS 'SHOWING AFFECTION'-" 💀😭 Dear Tsaritsa, he has a long way to go.

I feel bad for the soldier tho, imagine u have to deal with so many things since u are a Fatui and then u have to help ur Captain with his love problems 😭

I'm sorry if this is messy but omg Smooches thank u for feeding me more Capitano brainrot bcs god... i REALLY want him so bad 😭😭 I hope u are doing well and have a great day! 💓🙏🛐

-🥝

RAHHHH I LOVE THIS!!! Fatui soldiers being the best wingmen for their boss. + If we think about it there's probably a book in Tevyat related to couples communication/advice 101, the soliders probably tell him that it might be more helpful than them (they're not sure how much longer they can last in this conversation) Capitano ends up purchasing multiple and now he reads them alone in his office and internally he thinks "damn couples actually do this? i messed up 😭 they hate me now 😭"

That poor soldier, being in the Captain's presence is already hard enough but having him standing in front of you, staring into the depths of your soul without a word?? They're not sleeping tonight. And now the soldiers have an amazing story to tell around the campfire at least, the time the 1st Harbinger demonstrated his ways of affection in front of them.

And he just keeps staring until one of the soldiers has the courage to interrupt and ask him if that's really how he shows affection and Capitano just... nods like it's normal. And now Capitano is not an idiot because he can still clearly see how his soldiers are scratching their heads awkwardly and sending each other strange looks, and he immediately knows that this was not a good demonstration in the slightest. He would just clear his throat and be like "ahem. apologies for wasting your time. back to training." And then the soldiers would honestly feel bad and throw him a little advice like "sir, maybe you should gift them something nice to show your appreciation for them." 🥺 "or perhaps lord capitano, maybe a letter would be nice!"

Though these good ideas he's still a bit lost, because 1. he doesn't know what you like very well, and he doesn't want to accidentally gift you something bad. But then he realizes he can just ask the attendants! Yes, this is going good. As for the letter... he wonders what he should ask you. Are you doing well? Normally these are questions you ask someone in person, especially since you two live in the same house... but you seem to be a bit on edge while he's around. Maybe writing it down will be easier for you too! Hopefully you'll respond.

No thank YOU for feeding me this omg you make me love Capitano 1000000x more ily 💖💖 I hope you're doing well too 🥝 anon mwah!

[kiwiplaetzchen]

could you draw amelia rose miller??

Anon ... Darling ...

Could I? Yes.

Do you really want that? That is the real question...

I mean... I guess I can try?

This is no art blog, dearie. I can't even draw a feckin' Christmas tree, let alone a circle! 🤣🤣

Just so you know, what you are about to see can never do justice to our lovely @ameliamiller-chessclub.

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So, you are still here? You are a brave soul.

Well.

Here goes nothing. You have been warned.

(I AM SORRY! ó_ó)

(you can see the despair in the eyes)

It's not that I gave it my all, but here ya go, Anon.

The portrait in all it's glory! 🔥\(•_•)/🔥

Our little Chess Queen:

smoll bonus:

[mattslolita]

chat is my rizz so skibidi toilet sigma ohia alpha wolf

wait ur getting blocked DONT EVER UTTER THE WORDS SKIBIDI ON HERE AGAIN.