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[gallaghersgal]

just realized i’m manic as fuck again so … expect more writing tn and tmrw tbh

[procrastinationstationn]

need him to tell me how pretty i look while i choke on his cock

[virgothozul]

proud mess

[saltpepperbeard]

the “i’m sorry i was such a dick.” “you weren’t a dick. life’s a dick.” is continuing to stab me in the jugular.

because it’s like…

ed has had how many years of people running from his persona? how many years of people branding him as a demon/the devil? how many years of being convinced he’s “not a good person?”

…only to clamber his way across the black sands and have his beloved look him in the eye and be like, “no, you aren’t a bad person. you’ve never been a bad person. i have never once thought that. our circumstances may have been troublesome and complicated and messy and bad, but you haven’t.”

“life’s a dick. not you. never you.”

[sluttyminghao]

been thinking a lot lately about inexperienced vernon and giving him theeeee sloppiest head in the back of a car after a date. groaning and swearing and breathing heavy with his shirt all creased and halfway unbuttoned, his neck and chest covered in your lipstick and hickeys, his fingers gripping anything within reach to ground himself wherever it’s the little handle above the door, the headrest behind him or the mf seatbelt😔 the way he’d probably bust immediately if you took his hand and put it in your hair for him to fuck your mouth😔 the way he’d probably pass out if you swallowed all his cum cause no one had ever done that before and oh fuck, it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen😔 i. do need him. carnally 😔 - 🤸🏼‍♀️ x

suddenly i need to be giving inexperienced vernon head in a car

[chocolate-eclaire]

When father won't let you lace rat poison into JoJo's dinner

Reblogs are appreciated‼️

also take this stupid meme that I made

[gallaghersgal]

lip x sports lover gf who stays up rlly late for west coast away games … and is a grump when he tries to get her to go to bed but ends up asleep on his shoulder in the ninth inning

[music-for-them-asses]

As anxious as I am about the solar eclipse, I'm grateful I took the next two days off. Even if it's cloudy, at least I won't be at work lmfao

[bbbrianjones]

oh no the same thing happened to my mac last year and they had to simply replace the entire screen and it cost me almost as much as a new laptop😭wishing you luck!!

thank uuu !! i was thinking of getting the screen replace but was scared it would cost the same as a brand new one 😭 hopefully i will be able to sort out this drama !!

[procrastinationstationn]

[bahttery]

dying pixel skeleton btw. if you even care.

[saltpepperbeard]

something something hornigold telling ed he wants to be referred to as “just ben” ie dropping the legendary status that is his title because in ed’s subconscious he wants nothing more than to drop “the kraken” and “blackbeard” and be “just ed” something something

[salvatoraes-moved]

hey besties, happy friday. i hope you're all having a nice evening / night !!!

[sluttyminghao]

hiiii, happy sleepover 🫶

thinking ab ur friend vernon who thought you were reasonably innocent & inexperienced like him, up until one night u get a lil tipsy playing drinking games with your friends and massively over share and he realises you’re uh. not that. he wonders how on earth he didn’t know but it’s just never come up before because he’s always felt awkward talking about sex and you’ve always been hush hush with your private business. at least, until you’ve had a drink, apparently.

anyway. he gets an absolutely SPLITTING boner within seconds, thinking about you doing some of the things you talk about doing. tries to hide it and will it away but it keeps getting worse and more painful and in the end he has to go relieve himself in the bathroom before he ends up coming in his pants just at the images in his head.

and he doesn’t know how to bring it up again even as much as he wants to, so he just stews in it for weeks. can’t look at a picture of you without popping a stiff one, can’t talk to you on the phone, can barely even text you back properly. poor guy ends up jerking himself SORE because it is non stop. then, when you confront him about something being up, he finally admits that he cannot stop thinking about what you said at that party and how much it’s affecting him and just. i just KNOW he’d fall to his knees, cock out and drooling before you can even finish telling him you’ll help him out if that’s what he wants🫶 - 🤸🏼‍♀️ x

sincerely i need to be put into a mental hospital after reading this

[kibellah]

bar hopping with my brother + his gf and my dad. odds i find my soulmate

[joy-girl]

YOUNG ROGER WITHOUT THE MUSTACHE I'M SWEATING

SAMEEEE OMG I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW HIM LIKE THAT... LIKE I STOPPED FUNCTIONING 😭🥴

I WAS LITERALLY LIKE 👇🏻