#🛡️|Citizen Protection|Anonymous|🛡️

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Eva you have an amazing car!

Eva just stands there with pouting look on her face, her eyes slowly cut to the parking lot, the Buick sat there gloating at her.

She sucked in some air and gave the car a dirty look, before throwing her hand up and flipping it off.

“Shut up! I hate yah! Y’er such an eyesore!” She only partly meant it. The Buick was an eyesore yes, bit it was a car, and it was all she had to drive at the moment..

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♪Singing Soul♪

Send ♪Singing Soul♪ and I will shuffle My music playlist, the song I land on will be the song Your Muse walks in on Mine singing..

Tom’s Diner - Susanne Vega Ft. DNA

“Da-Da-Da-DA-Dada-Da-DA-Dada-Da-Da-DaDa”

“i am sitting in the morning, at the diner on the corner. I am waiting at the counter, for the man to pour the coffee. And he fills it only halfway and before I even argue, he is looking out the window, at somebody coming in..”

“Da-Da-Da-DA-Dada-Da-DA-Dada-Da-Da-DaDa”

“It is always nice to see you, says the man behind the counter, to the woman who had come in, she is shaking her umbrella. And I look the other way as they are kissing their hellos and I’m pretending not to see them, and instead I pour the milk..”

“Da-Da-Da-DA-Dada-Da-DA-Dada-Da-Da-DaDa”

“I open up the paper, there’s a story of an actor, who had died while he was drinking. It was no one I had heard of. And I’m turning to the Horoscope, and looking for the funnies, when I feel someone watching me and so I raise my head..”

“Da-Da-Da-DA-Dada-Da-DA-Dada-Da-Da-DaDa”

“There’s a woman in the outside, looking inside, does she see me? No she does not really see me, cause she sees her own reflection. And I’m trying not to notice that she’s hitching up her skirt, and while she’s straightening her stockings, her hair has gotten wet..”

“Da-Da-Da-DA-Dada-Da-DA-Dada-Da-Da-DaDa”

“Oh this rain it will continue, through the morning as I’m listening, to the bells of the Cathedral…..I am thinking of your voice..”

“Da-Da-Da-DA-Dada-Da-DA-Dada-Da-Da-DaDa”

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Loot Box Opened, You obtained: Victoria Secrets Spring Silk catalog

Send "Loot Box Opened, You obtained: ______" And add any item you want. My muse will give their reaction to finding said Item.

~A catalog for the Spring Silk Series by Victoria Secrets. It’s one thing I have been meaning to get around too, underwear shopping that is. I own a desent amount but you can always use more, plus you can’t wear the same underwear forever. I flipped slowly through the pages, and my eyes fell on a dark blue thong and strapless bra set. They were cute. I imagined what Morelli would think. Chances are he would love them too...Love to see me prance around his house in them..~

“Uhhhh...Okay maybe I might wanna save them for a special occasion, that lan’s drive is way too high...But I am so gonna buy them.”

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OMG I LOVE READING YOUR POSTS! THE FIRST PERSON WRITING IS SO UNIQUE! YOU ARE AN AMAZING WRITER!

[WHAT?! NOOOOO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!! I’M JUST A POTATO!! A POTATOOOOOO!! ASDFGHJKJHGFSA!!!!]

But seriously, thank you, that really boosts my confidence to hear! I have been trying so hard! Thank yoooooou!

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Loot box opened! Although there's a familiar, wintery insignia on the side... You obtained 1,000,000 Lien!

Send “Loot Box Opened, You obtained: ______” And add any item you want. My muse will give their reaction to finding said Item.

~My luck is not nearly this good. My entire life I have had very shady luck. At the age of 6 I wanted to be Peter Pan, so I climbed on top my Father’s garage, filled my head with happy thoughts, and jumped off. When I was 15, I sprinkled sugar on my head, told myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boy’s locker room at school. And now at the age of 22, I like to think I am a decent Bounds Enforcement Officer…

Eva Silvarian; World’s greatest Bounty Hunter!

Okay so maybe not world’s greatest. But I am a pretty good make-shift detective, and even an armature could tell the logo on this box belonged to the Schnee Dust Company. In a perfect world, I have nicer hair, an amazing car, a beautiful house and I’m married. In a perfect world I don’t have to work for a living, I never gain weight from eating a ton of cake and my mother is always proud of me….

Sadly this isn’t a perfect world. And I can’t just take this money. If it could, the perfect world would be right around the corner. Obviously this money was stolen. And as tempting as it would be to just pretend it was all still here in this box while it really takes a trip to my bank account….I was a good Auralic girl…The faith has always been a little wavering, but the guilt is a constant…~

“I guess I better call Morelli….He’d be pissed if I didn’t turn it over…Maybe there’s a chance nobody will claim it…..And maybe there’s also a chance sugar REALLY IS pixie dust…”

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Loot Box Opened! You obtained: A guitar with axe blades on the sides. There's a signature on the back: "Steele Okami"

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~This is the bane of my existence. I am not a very talented person. I like to imagine myself being something amazing one day, but truth be told I am a plain Jane from head to toe. I have no musical talent whatsoever. I sing, but only when I am alone and I can’t be the judge of my own voice, but I feel car alarms sound better then me. 

I had no use for a guitar that could also double as a weapon. I suppose worst case scenario is that I could hit an intruder in my apartment with it. I would like to think that I could use it as decoration. But it would look far out of place on any of my walls.

I think I will just give it to Joe Morelli. Morelli is my on-again-off-again boy friend. A cop who works vice and homicide in the Atlasian Police force. He has bedroom eyes, and bedroom hands and everything else a girl would want to find in their bedroom. But aside from bedroom talent, Morelli is skilled in many other areas, music talent included.~

“I really should give Morelli a gift every now and then. Maybe a way of sayin’ thanks for puttin’ up with me on a regular basis..”

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Loot Box Opened, You obtained: x1 G37 Incendiary Grenade

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~Oh joy! Look at that! Not just a fire bomb but a fire bomb designed for doing some serious damage. It wasn’t enough that I had bad luck getting my cars, apartment and quite a few buildings in general sat on fire. But now I had literal weapon made for doing the job more efficiently. Thankfully I wasn’t really a outgoingly violent person, although I could think of a few people who’s cars I would love to use this on.

The first being the car of my ex-husband; Dicky. At a young age and in a past life, I had been married for 15 minutes. It all ended horribly when I came home to find my ex BOINKING my life long nemesis, Joyce Barnheart, on my dinning room table. The wedding had not been anything amazing, but my divorce was legendary. They claim, in the berg, that you could hear the shouting 10 miles away. I think we called eachother names that don’t even exist…~

“I guess I can hold ontah this for a while…Never know when I may need to pay Dicky a visit..”

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Loot Box Opened, You obtained a pair of Weiss's panties!

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~It’s not really as fabulous as one might think. Just an average pair of white silk panties. A rather high thread count, flexible. Okay who am I kidding. These are some really comfy panties and clearly not something you can just find anywhere. Would Victoria Secrets have stuff like this? I may have to ask Weiss where she got these from. Probably not something I could afford though.~

“Wonder why they were in a loot box tah begin with..”

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How often do you drink, Miss Silvarian?

“I guess I have one or two beers often. Not everyday but often. Sometimes a glass of red wine at my parent’s house. Well maybe every friday. I tend to eat at their house every friday.”

“Heh I’m not really a heavy drinker though. I can’t handle super strong drinks. I am a bit of a lightweight..”

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So miss Silvarian, question. As a bounty hunter, how many people do you shoot on a daily basis and why are you not wearing black leather like the bounty hunters on television?

“I hardly ever shoot anyone. I hate guns…Also no, that’s TV bounty hunters. Real Bounty Hunters don’t do that. It’s like broadcastin’ tah the person y’er after ‘here comes the bounty hunter’. I’m a Bounds Enforcement Officer…Not some reality TV, overly muscled, thick headed lambchop….”

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The car. In this context, whip is another word for car. RIP her car.

“S-Stop talkin’ about my car…” She grumbled.

~This is the jest my life. I can’t seem to keep a car intact. The Black Saturn Ion was the 5th. I only had it about 3 weeks and it seemed like it was begging to be put out of it’s misery. The Bullet holes running for doors were from Allen Mackon, an F.T.A. who had been arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. it seemed he wasn’t too willing to be hulled off back to jail, because he took a big interest in shooting at me when I tried to apprehend him….He missed of course and every shoot found it’s way into my poor ride...

The graffiti was more then likely from one of the small gangs in the Atlas area. I originally tried to pick up Crimson Ross, and he hadn’t taken kindly to being cuffed and pepper sprayed. How he managed to get away from me was a mystery in itself…He was the Berg’s local street artist…..Or more so, local public defacer. Which is what got him arrested to began with.~

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RIP the whip.

“Eh? The hell are yah on about?”

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GET IT EVA! SLEEP WITH THAT ICE QUEEN!

“Ice Queen? Who’s that?”

“Sounds like whoever she is, She’s in need of some body tah body warmth under the covers..”

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Eva is Hot Chocolate!

There’s a playful smirk on her face as she gives a wink.

“I feel I’m more....Mocha then Hot Chocolate.”

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You keep teasing Weiss that she should give the ol' tits a squeeze, when you gonna walk up to her and ask for a fuck?

“I don’ recall ever teasin’ her about squeezin’ my tits. I told her she can feel my abs if she wants.”

“Also, yah don’ just ask a classy gal like Weiss for a fuck...Yah gotta smooze her up first, get her flowers, some chocolate, make her dinner by candlelight, treat her to a ROMCOM, maybe a hot bubblebath...”

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So Eva, does the carpet match the drapes?

“Hah! Jokes on yah, there is no carpet! It’s all hard wood panne---”

“SHIT! WAIT! ANALOGY GONE BAD!”