#🚫 NOTICE: DASH COMMENTARY.

[helluvahell]

　" Oh, goooooood! Val's home. "

[stagred]

　He'll leave a frequency open tonight, filled with nothing but beautiful, empty, waiting static.

[stagred]

　" EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY FINE! "

[stagred]

　" What a delight! We've started a group therapy session! Who wants to admit their hellish paraphilias developed by the disturbing abuse heaped upon them as a child? "

[stagred]

　" My antlers do NOT bloom in these early months! "

　" THEY BLEED PROFUSELY, PEEL LIKE ROTTING SKIN, AND FALL OFF! "

[stagred]

　He's realizing this was a canon event. He's trying not to think too hard about that.

[helluvahell]

　" ANYWAY SO ON ' LATE NIGHT WITH VOX ' TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BE DISCUSSING OBSOLETE MEDIA AND HOW FUCKING STUPID THE PEOPLE WHO RELY ON IT ARE! AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＳＥＥ ＩＴ! "

[stagred]

　He's noisily licking his fingers clean of blood and viscera. " And this is why we spank children before they can misbehave like that as adults! "

[stagred]

　" Who needs a salt lick when you've got salted licorice! "

[helluvahell]

　" Can I kill myself again, or...? "

[helluvahell]

　Y'ALL ARE VEE POSTING WITHOUT ME???? BITCH THIS SHIT IS BLOG CANON!!!

[stagred]

　Oh God, not the rut. He tries to forget about it every fucking year. Oh God, if it's late, he's in trouble --

[stagred]

　" THE TREND CONTINUES! "

[stagred]

　Oh God, that despicable holiday is coming up, isn't it? Pity.

[helluvahell]

　" Jesus... " This is what he gets for trying to play games.

[stagred]

　The most modern thing he listens to are showtunes from recent shows. What the hell is an " electroswing. "