#🚫 NOTICE: DASH COMMENTARY.

[helluvahell]

　" Oh, goooooood! Val's home. "

[helluvahell]

　" ANYWAY SO ON ' LATE NIGHT WITH VOX ' TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BE DISCUSSING OBSOLETE MEDIA AND HOW FUCKING STUPID THE PEOPLE WHO RELY ON IT ARE! AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＳＥＥ ＩＴ! "

[helluvahell]

　" Can I kill myself again, or...? "

[helluvahell]

　Y'ALL ARE VEE POSTING WITHOUT ME???? BITCH THIS SHIT IS BLOG CANON!!!

[helluvahell]

　" Jesus... " This is what he gets for trying to play games.

[helluvahell]

　" I feel like I'm in some kind of danger but I can't figure out why... "

[helluvahell]

　" Holy fucking shit, there's some weird crap happening down there, huh? "

[helluvahell]

　" Y'know, I might have to kill myself. "

[helluvahell]

　Can TVs sneeze? For the sake of the joke, let's say yes.

　Sneezes.

[helluvahell]

　" Y'all speak the fuck up if you're gonna put my name in your mouth. "

[helluvahell]

　VALENTINO HAS APPEARED! WHAT TO DO?

　Ask on a date 　Caress cheek 　Kick 　Kiss on the cheek

[helluvahell]

　He knows how this script goes. Yeah, keep goin' boys, eventually you're gonna have to whip it out and compare --

[helluvahell]

　" What the FUCK is happening? "

[helluvahell]

　" ... "

　He's just gonna turn the radio off.

[helluvahell]

　" HEEEEEEY, IT'S GOOD, I SNORTED SOMETHING AND TOOK A FEW PILLS I FOUND IN MY DESK AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! "

[helluvahell]

　" Who the FUCK cares about radio talk shows when you can actually SEE the shit you're trying to pay attention to?! Don't ENCOURAGE this bullshit! "