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[sugaroto]

Imagine getting called to the head teacher's office being accused for cigarettes, for him just to tell you "We're cousins" and τίνος είσαι εσύ?😭

Yall-

Ok so in the morning when I had a class in room 9 I found an old cigarette butt under my desk, and I was like "there's a cigarette here" and my teacher was like that's not yours? Who sits here during the rest of the day? (Cause my class only uses that room for 2 hours a day) and I'm like those 2 guys sit here (which I knew were sitting there cause one has been carving his name in the desk and the second one left his book under my seat the other day) but I was like "it doesn't mean, they're smoking it could be literally anyone else in the class + the teacher would have seen/smell them"

Anyways some hours later I'm sitting out and the teacher comes like "Sugar can you come with me,"

And like what the fuck does she need me for?

Does she need help with something? Probably not, she personally picked me yknow

And I'm like???

And she's like "the head teacher wants to see you, about what you saw in the morning" or something and the bell rings and I'm like -you know I have a class and all- right now?

And anyways, she informed the teacher I had a class with about it I guess and offered to come with me in the head teacher's office, she probably could see I was kinda panicking

And we go in, this mfing celebrity speaks to the phone of course, and the poor science teacher is sitting in the chair, -who knows for how long- and me and the teacher just stand in the corner like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

And after he's done with his call he's like "what did you saw in the morning?"

Me:"An old cigarette. "

Head teacher:"You don't smoke?"

Me: "No I don't-"

Teacher: "Sugar is a really good kid, I know she doesn't smoke-"

Head teacher: "I know she doesn't, because we're cousins!"

And then he changed the subject so fast asking me if I'm related to X guy who had the English classes and what relationship they have with [place head teacher is from] and I'm like "I don't know much about that side of the family, my mom raised me" like- my knowledge goes as far as recognizing he's talking about my grandfather from father's side, idk what relations they had with [his place]

And he's like "I know. What's your mom's last name?"

And im like "[last name]"

And then he had me explaining my whole family line😭

- Your mom is [that] priest's daughter?

-Yeah

-He has 3 daughters right?

-Yeah, 4 kids

-is your mom the oldest?

-no she's the second

-who is the oldest ?

-my aunt [1name]

-and the 3rd one?

-my aunt [2name]

- who works at [place]?! I know her, who's the 4th one then?

-my uncle he lives in [far]

-oh that's why I got confused, he has a son.

-You're also related to the guy who has the school canteen?

- in junior high school? I think so...

-he's a cousin of your mom?

- I think

- I have a class I need to leave now, (she realized this was a lost cause and I was safe😭)

-your aunt [1name] stil works there? She goes and help sometimes?

-no, that's not my aunt, my aunt works at [place] (my 48 year old aunt and the 70+ woman who had the school canteen have the same first and last name)

-oh the place with the salads?! (Like dude- they sell literally everything what the fuck do you mean salads, why are you so specific?)

Meanwhile after my teacher left I was also getting closer to the door, like 👁👄👁Ihaveaclassletmeleave yeah aunts😀

Btw the convo is little mixed up but before he started with my family line, he was like the cigarette could have fallen from the roof cause we had workers there like a month ago, and it could be old and all

And my teacher had come with me to support me cause she knows I don't smoke 💪

But then he started acting like an aunty and she was like yep I'm out

Meanwhile the physics teacher was there the whole time😭 waiting for the nonsense to end so he could finish his job or whatever

Anyways he sent kisses and love to my aunt #2 cause they work together there and to my mom too

So remember kids, if without your knowledge you're cousins with your head teacher, that means a)you're not smoking and that b) he sends a lot of kisses and love cause he works with politics stuff and needs voters loves your family

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