#😭 wdym it's gone??? Go find it! goddammit

[witchcraftingboop]

Me: Hey, since you've been unemployed for forever, who has been paying your credit card bill? Cause it hasn't been me.

Little Sister: Oh that went away!

Me, sinking feeling in my stomach: What do you mean?

Sister: I deleted the app

Me: . . . Okay, but who paid it off?

Sister: Boop, relax. It's just gone, I couldn't log in, so they must've cancelled my account or something, so it's gone now! Problem solved!

Me: . . . . What d'you mean??

Sister, exasperated: It's gone! I don't owe anything!