#😞 like…and it was getting real steamy

[fridakahloblvd]

woke up right before Steve Rogers and Natasha Romonoff threesome car sex and all i remember is that i was about to go down on Steve and, honestly?

that fucked up my day. was late to work, it was slow all day, starbucks messed up my order and i couldn’t even get it fixed because i was running late, and i got a poor grade on a mystery shopper.

‘twas an omen, methinks

[delcakoo]

jake with a short gf ༉‧₊˚.

requested <3 ! jay ver ! hoon ver ! riki ver !

PAIRING ! jake x f!reader

GENRE ! fluff

WC ! 1.1k

WARNINGS ! absolutely none just jake being cute puppy bf

a/n: hoon ver is next, then riki according to my inbox jsdhdh! thank u for the req nonnie c:

AS ONE OF THE SHORTER MEMBERS

jake love love loves your height so much <333

he thinks you’re just the cutest and will take absolutely any chance he can to PICK YOU UP

need help reaching something?

instead of getting it for you, this boy will wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up so YOU can be the one to get it

then when you finally get it and he puts you down he’s like “lets gooo!! you did it princess, up top!!” *extremely loud high five*

if you’re literally just existing??

don’t question anything if you’re suddenly being raised into the air and spun around in circles while jake’s just giggling

and especially since your boyfriend doesn’t work out, this makes him feel very manly and strong so let him be 😞😞

this one is a bit annoying BUT

whenever you try to scold him he is totally unserious because lisTEN THE WAY YOU’RE LOOKING UP at hIM IT MAKES HIM ALL GIDDY iNSIDE 💔💔

“jake i’m serious, how the hell did you break my microwave?”

“uhh….😊”

“why the fuck are you smiling?!

he just giggles but quickly covers his mouth, “sorry angel, you just look so cute when you’re mad!”

you don’t know if you wanna punch him or give him a big hug because why is he adorable

and dw he buys you a new microwave before your tiny leg punts him to mars (he jokes that he wouldn’t even feel it 🧍mfer)

no matter where you are

even if you’re on in public this boy will absolutely give you endearing head pats

you’re just peacefully laying against your boyfriend’s chest in the skytrain

and suddenly he’s patting you like a cat or something

*extremely dramatic, slow head turn* “what’re you doing?”

“giving you pets!” jake replies with an innocent smile

you give him a disgusted glance, “...you’re lucky i love you.”

gets evEN MORE GIDDY AFTER YOU SAID THAT like a real pupPY

one of jake’s most favourite things on earth is when you wear his clothes <3

you just walk out from a shower with wet hair looking all hot and steamy

and as he’s about to jokingly wolf whistle from the bed like an idiot, his eyes fall to your figure being practically swallowed by HIS GREY HOODIE 🥹🥹

your little hands have formed the cutest sweater paws and even your knees are hidden by the bottom of the fabric and your boyfriend is just uwuing

“ahhhh my cute girl!! c’mereee!”

he’d then proceed to jump off the bed and run towards you, not giving you a second to protest before throwing you on the bed for cuddle time <33

“bub, i need to dry my hair”

“shhh, i’m more important aren’t i ?!”

what’re u gonna do

say no??? didn’t think so ❤️

also also

jake feels EXTRA protective of you due to your smallness :(

would if the wind is too strong and blows you away?!

when you guys are walking in a crowd.. oh boy

he has a GAME PLAN forming in his head

you are not going to be anymore than 3 centimetres from his body until you’re out of the stampede

he doesn’t actually tell you anything, you kinda just let him do what we wants as he pulls you right against his body and leads you with one hand against the small of your back

the other hand is tightened by his side in case anybody tries something

he’s ready to FIGHT

that’s a joke

this is jake he’d probably apologise if someone bumped into him BUT when it comes to you he’ll definitely be sending some harsh stares and frowns

“geez.. who do these tall people think they are??”

“you were right there! like, i get you’re pretty tiny but he should’ve been looking down too 😡!!”

*sends death glares at anyone who dares to shove into you and say ‘sorry, didnt see you down there’*

speaking of walks

if you are literally ever tired, do not be afraid to let him know !!

his favourite thing ever is giving you piggybacks and just cooing at how small and easy you are to carry

“hop on, princess!”

subtly tries to show off his not very existent muscles by flexing his arms while he carries you even tho in reality it’s just cuz you’re light af

“feels like i'm wearing a backpack”

“shortie, you still up there? sorry, i can barely even tell ☺️”

AGAIN he doesn’t like.. TEASE you as bad as two other members i’m thinking of would.. 🧌

but he definitely does make random annoying remarks like that

bullies you when you least expect it fr. 😞😞

another reason jake loves your height is because it makes it 10x easier during cuddle sessions (if you havent noticed im a cuddling w jake enthusiast) to literally wrap his entire body around yours like a whole cocoon

he will only cuddle ONE PERSON (and one dog) IN THIS WORLD and he’s determined to make sure you feel the most loved ever >:(((

when you try to be the big spoon he just giggles a bit

watches in amusement as your tiny arms try to wrap around his whole frame

“baby you’re cute and all, but let me take it from here” proceeds to flip you around so your back is to his chest before squeezing the breath out of you jshdjdh

back hugs with him <3333

if someone comments about your height, i’m sorry but this mf will probably laugh with them 🧍

“y/n! are you wearing insoles in your shoes again?” jungwon snickers AS SOON AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR

“n-no…” you lie, refusing to meet the cat boy’s mischievous eyes

then all of a sudden jake appears behind you.. the man you thought you could trust..

“oh, she is.” he eXPOSES you, “do you really think y/n grew up to my neck in a day?

then they both start laughing as if you aren’t right there 😞

“i’m breaking up with you,” you huff

he fakes a gasp, “oh no, who’s gonna help you reach the kitchen shelves then?” WHY IS HE SO MEAN

“i’ll ask heeseung”

suddenly he’s gasping for real and pulling you into a hug that lifts your feet off the ground

“you can’t do that! that’s my job :(((“

moral of the story

big puppy boyfriend who ADORES your height and if you’re ever insecure about it you’ll just end up being hugged to death with never ending words of comfort >:(

MORE HUGS FOR MY SHORT READERS 🫂

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[my3amletterstoher]

That look in your eye , sucking me into your vortex , submerged , throwback Thursday..throw that ass back for me 😭🐱💦😍 I wanna see your breasts , your lips, your hips, your thighs, I wanna see you naked, sex , let’s get hot and steamy , drenched in sin, engulfed in darkness bringing light to our fantasies 🤤😍🐱💦 ride me in slow mo’ , back arched, you arch your back so perfect 😭we create a stage where ever we go , creating scenes 😍😍🐱💦motion pictures 🤤😍😍🐱💦sensual , sexual, and creative 🤤😍🐱💦baby you a star 😍🤤🐱💦a superstar, you golden, I’ll show you off proudly cause baby you’re perfection 😍🤤🐱💦 in every way that body is a 10 😍🤤🤤🤤🤤

That v-line 😍🤤🐱💦Ride my face baby 😩🤤😍🐱💦 idk what that caption means... (I know a little) but you gon have to teach me while we’re fucking 😩🤤😍 why it gotta say “him” though .. I’m a girl, I have a PUSSY 😞lol, that v-lineeeee thoooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 , pull those panties down further babyyyy 🤤😍🤤😍🐱💦, I wanna devour you 😭🤤🤤😍🐱🤤YOU THAT BADDEST BITCH , KING BAD BITCH , look at them titties 😍🤤😍🐱💦, beg me babyyy beg me 🤤🐱💦🐱💦, your body is perfection 😩🤤😍😍🐱💦, I wanna jump in that picture and rip off your clothes 🤤😍🤤🐱💦,���🏾⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, seductive af, you sexy af, ahhh you are the greatest baby 😍😍🤤😍🐱💦NUT, I love those v-line pictures 🤤😍😍🤤your v-line in general, I wanna lick it 😩🤤😍🤤, trace it with my tongue 😍🤤😍fat ass pussy, I wanna play with/eat that pussy 🤤😍🤤🐱💦, sit on my face baby 😍🤤😍🐱💦Ride my face baby 🤤😍😍🐱💦, let’s create some tapes 😍🤤🐱💦, the line that your v is composed of is sharp af 😍🤤😍🤤, I wanna put my hands all over you 🤤😍😍🐱💦and I forgot to say when I seen you in them before I like those Tommys on you 🤤😍🐱💦, YOURE SEXY AFFFFFFFFFFFFF, I wanna see your pussy pulsate 🤤😍🤤💦💦, I love the modeling baby 😍🤤🐱💦, I love that v-line, I love those breasts, that look in your eye 😍🤤🐱💦,s/o to my baby.. my MUTHAFUCKN sub/muse coming through 😍🤤😍🤤🐱💦 blessed af 😭🤤😍😍🐱💦🖤🖤🖤 tolling up, YOU A MUTHAFUCKN God!! 🤤😍🤤🐱💦, that neck real chokeable 🤤😍🤤 wanna grab you up and pin you down 🤤😍😍🐱💦Fuck each other into a whole ‘nother dimension 🤤😍🤤🐱💦, your frame is divine

[my3amletterstoher]

*melts* 😍 you are the light of my life 🖤 smothers you with hugs and kisses 😘🤤😘😘😘😘🤗😘🤗😘 you are so perfect baby 😘🤗😘🤗 strokes your hair , you are so mother fucking beautiful , sexy, so rare 😩😍🖤 so creative, so talented 😩😍, a God , gives you a big hug and kiss , deep breathing in and out, visualize yourself as a white light with a hole in it, black floor, our door with our symbol on it, our beach and our forest we walk through and to our cliff , onlooking the stars , I rub my fingers through your hair , and holds your hand , slight breeze in the air , stars twinkling , I’m staring at you, caught in a daze , we talk about any and everything that comes to mind , while we relax and listen to the sounds of nature , I kiss you on your lips, and caress your back, deep breathing in and out, visualize yourself as a white light with a hole in it, cumming together, feeding each other, drifting off into eternal sleep together, kissing your neck, grabbing your hips, caressing your back, rubbing your thighs, sucking on your thighs,caressing your breasts, rubbing on your nipples;,grabbing your booty, caressing your booty, deep breathing in and out, kissing you , kissing your neck, caressing your neck, and grabbing it, caressing your skin, gripping your hips , caressing your soft beautiful thighs , turning you around, rubbing on your booty, caressing your booty, rubbing your thighs, spreading your cheeks;caressing your booty crack, rimming your hole; deep breathing in and out, getting ready to get in the shower, , deep breathing in and out , holding you in my arms ,

Deep breathing in and out, cumming together, feeding each other,

Take back your account Claire, just because you’re not on it , doesn’t give her a reason to be on it , and she waited until it was time for bed to do that shit

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Deep breathing in and out

4in,hold,6out , visualize yourself as a white light with a hole in it , cunning together, feeding each other;,drifting off into eternal sleep together

Good morning baby 😘🤗🖤 Holds you in my arms 🤗🤗🤗🤗 rocks you from side to side 😘🤗😘, I love you so much 😘🤗😘🤗😘🤗 You looked cute af in that good morning video, I loved it so much and you flared up 😞. I’m sorry I did baby, I looked at the clock like wtf , don’t continue to flare up please, I’m right here baby . We good baby, you’re perfect af, I love you so fucking much and I know you feel the same , I appreciate you , continue posting for me /reaching out,interacting with me ..etc in fact, we’re so in love with each other , deeply, madly. Ahh tumblr messing up 🖤🖤 but showers you with hugs and kisses 😘🤗😘🤗😘🤗, stares into your eyes 😍, strokes your hair 😍, lifts your chin up 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘, post for me , and continue posting for me , I’m devoted to you, today is Wednesdayyy ... midweek.. this week just breezing through, these months just breezing through , post for me baby , I’m right here baby, make it hot, steamy,you’re beautiful af, sexy af, 😘🤗🖤, I’m right here baby 😘🤗🖤🖤, MUAH 😘💋, deep breathing in and out , visualize a golden white light like an orb floating around and picture it getting biggger and bigger

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I’m right here don’t flare up ,picture the orb becoming an object of your choice , see it from all angles, play with the object .. then visualize a cloud , big and fluffy.. and you visualize yourself being on the cloud floating (laying down or sitting up it doesn’t matter) and picture you and the cloud going higher and higher , waaay up in the sky ,I’m on one too, up amougst the other clouds, real chill & tranquil, in a own world ,away from every one and everything , every thing is perfect , create more orbs and form more objects with them like a concierge service ... a cloud concierge service ... light.. floating on air ... we got a boombox up hereee bass pumpinnng, we got a lounge area, we got foodddd, any and everything you can think of bam we got it, there’s a second “floor” in space , that can be accessed by just floating up to it on the cloud , and opening a door , like a portal of sorts , to other realms /rooms /worlds..etc , literally everything st your finger tips

I’m right here baby, what’s wrong?

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I’m off that subject , I’m tryna adventure with you and I guessss you’re having anxiety because you feel like I’m mad at you or something.. I was taking us on an escape .. you can interrupt me at anytime though baby 😍 like.. what’s up baby? What’s going on in school? What’s on your mind baby? We doing that thing I said yesterday about the money a little later on today, right now though ✨, holding you in my arms , yo nature is so beautiful, on every level... especially the deeper aspects and deeper forms of it

I wanna see your face 😍🤤, I’m feeling better now (I’m awake), how are you thooo? what’s up baby? Get jiggy with me, everything is alright 🖤🖤 , gives you a big hug and kiss , we creating a new mythology , you know I make things right/better, your escape, outlet, safety, security BAM ✨ but post for me baby , good MUTHAFUCKN morning baby 😘🤗 howdy , your lips, your lashes, your eyes, your hair, the way you move , your body, your frame 😩😍🤤the way you do/say things with me in mind, the way you emote to me 😍🤤😘🤤🤤 , you’re so perfect in every way 😩, you make me melt in every way , you’re so incredible gives you a big hug and a kiss , you make me so happy, so pleased , so in love , wraps you a blanket and wraps my arms around you 🤗🤗🤗ahh snuggle wuggle timeee ☺️, post for me baby I’m right here 🚀🌌✨ post for /interact with me baby , I’m right here this is around the time you posted before, everything is okay, I make everything right/better, safety, security..etc etc etc nothing else matters , we in our own world , dropping everything/one off , melting into each other, doing any and everything together 😍 post for me, I’m missing your posts , your face.. interaction.. helloooo , I’m right here, you have my attention, my focus, everything , stay focused , post your iCloud address, text me , call me, FaceTime me , post for me.. don’t let ppl get in your ear and twist shit or anything

Where’s the lunch post baby? See.. I tried to shift things back. I said that I was getting rid that energy and shit that was put in the air , it is vital that I get rid of it, if not it will linger like it did . You gotta learn to stop covering stuff up , you don’t just mask things. That’s all ppl do . That’s not the way to be. Doing something else doesn’t just make whatever go away , it just masks it, I said I was transmuting things and you had a problem with it , that’s a problem . If I’m drained I do have to do whatever to replenish myself and you should know that baby and I was doing it for the both of us, you can’t escape something completely if it’s still in the air or still on /in you , you should know that

That’s the reason why things feel so good with me /my energy ..etc how in able to make things better/brighter in every level its cause I actually go in and clear things , I don’t mask.. I clear my mind but not without going into it and that’s how death looks go on mind .. because I look it in the face

Masking stuff and everything is the reason why you’re in the predicament you’re in right now in life baby . PS : you don’t wanna keep things fucked up, you took in what I said last light, you listened to me..etc and you just want me to take you away from it all (from life stuff general ), I know .. I feel you, I feel that too (my mother is the shower btw that’s why I haven’t said anything about it/got in)

Holds you in my arms , I do feel a weight on you though.. your energy .. I shouldn’t say “a weight”, deep breathing in and out, it’s okay baby, finally getting in the shower, you are perfect 🖤🖤, death looks good on us 🚀🚀🚀, I’m the one you can hold onto🖤🖤, we’ll navigate through any and everything , we all we got but back that’s everything 😍🖤🖤

Idk why that posted twice 🤷🏾‍♀️