#😘🤭 ‘oopsie’
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Picture this :
Person 1 p*sses of person 2, so person 2 steals person 1’s office door
And person 2 REFUSES to give person 1 there door back until they get an apology
But it goes on for MONTHS, petty for months and after almost a year person 1 FINALLY gives an apology
Person 2 sanded that door so far down that the only amount of wood is for the hinges + the knob, nothing else
(Like this)
Imagine person 2 in a different room (example : copy machine) and all you hear is “F*CKING G*D D*MIT PERSON 2!!!”
Person 2 just has that petty b*tch smile
#be safe#hope yall have a good day#bye bye now my gibbles#bear random talks#:d#petty#just wish I could do this without it being illegal#😘🤭 ‘oopsie’#idk how to draw doors
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Asking for a friend: how would we give you fishnets if we happened to want to...
Ideally wrapped up in a little box with a cute bow on top 💌🥰
#if you’re actually serious about it though#uhhhhh I could either put some on my throne wishlist and you (I mean your friend oopsies 🤭😘) could send them that way?#or you could just send me a tip on cashapp/venmo/throne and let me know it’s for fishnets 🫶#idk if it’s safe to put in the comments so I guess just in case I’d prefer you to just send me an ask/dm me and let me know#like I said I could add some to my wishlist but I gotta find some first#don’t wanna add the first ones I find#brooooooo#RIP my first fishnets they were these super cute sparkly ones#and my parents were so upset whenever I wore them#but then when I started going to clubs (literally think this was my first or second time going out) I got a little toooooo tipsy#and fell on the cement sidewalk before I even got to the club#awwww fun times#sorry that came out of nowhere#but now I wanna find some sparkly fishnets 😂#gonna look for some and add them to my wishlist either way just cause#ask#anon
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Whats your thoughts on sissyfication? Who am I kidding, with how wimpy you are it’s obvious🤭 why don’t you tell us how much you love it?
W-who told you I enjoy anything like that?! I am a strong, dignified, fully grown man. So I absolutely 100% do NOT— 😵💫😵💫😵💫 why my.. brain feelin.. fuzzyyyy…
ehehehe~<3
Omigosh no duh! It’s all the rage isn’t it! That’s what my besties tell me on all our shopping trips! They, like, giggle at me after telling me it, but its whatevs! Prolly just some inside joke they made at the salon without me or somethin!
Ooooh! Speaking of, B.T.Dubs peep my new acrylics! TOO cute, yeah?? Eeee! I know! The hot pink really brings out my lipstick too! And the best part is how it also matches the pumps Rachel and I went halfsies on in the mall! Ugh.. I wish my ass was as plump as hers, that slut..
Oopsie that was catty, sorry. But yeah! I’m thinking I’m gonna debut this whole fit on a night out with the girlies! Quick question, girly girl to girliest girl: my friends bought me this DARLING pink petticoat. Too much? Too frilly for the club? Is the plastic coating too eye catching? Too loud? Oh Who am I kidding, of course it is! Lol. That’s why it’s perfect! I’d like to see the girls get more eyes on them than me tonight!
Oh but my question stands: Does my ass look thick enough in it? Or should I get a diaper to seal the deal?… that look on your face screams that it’s changing time! Mind helping me out? I gotta have my hands free to text my hoes and do up my pigtails. Besides these nails make me so useless at things like this! Come on, you’d be a lifesaver!
Pretty please with, like.. a cherry on top~<3?😘
#diaper captions#diaperboy#adult diaper#diaper baby#diaper bum#diaper domination#exposed and humiliated#diaper mess#diaper wetting#diaperbutt#sissy diaper caption#sissy diaper boy#sissybaby#exposed sissy#humiliation sissy#diaper sissy#sissy diaper#humiliated sissy#sissi caption#beta sissy#humiliation captions#male humiliation#diaper humiliation#diaper hypno#hypno sissy#sissy hypnotize
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20 Questions For Fic Writers:
Thank you for the tag @xxhellfirebunnyxx 🖤🖤😘
1) How many works do you have on AO3? - i think like 4? I never update on there. I am a wattpad girlie and now tumblr has me addicted 😂
2) What's your total AO3 word count? - I had never looked at that before but it’s 130k. Oopsies
3) What fandoms do you write for? - Stranger Things 🖤
4) What are your top five fics by kudos? - On ao3 my top fic by kudos is Fantasy. On Wattpad my top fic by likes is my rockstar Eddie fic Stairway to Heaven. On here I think it is my one shot called The Pact on my other account.
5) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? - absolutely. Comments are my favorite thing! If I don’t respond it’s because I simply missed it. 🖤🖤
6) What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? - Probably my fic called Obsession. I guess it could be considered angsty? That or Who Says Three is a Crowd. (All on wattpad, I’m so new here, I’m sorry) lmaoo
7) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? - I think my fic The Fence had the happiest ending because it was a dark fic for most of it.
8) Do you get hate on fics? - I have gotten lots of hate on wattpad before only on my “bigger” stories. People can be shitty. 🤷🏻♀️ I’ve learned to ignore it.
9) Do you write smut? If so, what kinds? - always. I don’t do well with fluff tbh. I’m a smutty gal through and through. Any and all 🤭
10) Do you write crossovers? - I haven’t ever before.
11) Have you ever had a fic stolen? - My fic Stairway to Heaven was actually just stolen on wattpad 🥲😂
12) Have you ever had a fic translated? - nope
13) Have you ever co-written a fic before? - Yes!! With my wifey @trinitywifey We cowrote a one shot and then we did a Stranger Things/Scream short story together. (go read Scream on her page) 🤭🤭
14) What's your all time favorite ship? - Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington/Billy Hargrove x ME I’m kidding no I’m not
15) What's a WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will? - Hmmm.. that’s tricky. Maybe my fic The Munsons.. hopefully I’ll finish it one day.
16) What are your writing strengths? - 🤷🏻♀️ people seem to like my smut so that’s nice
17) What are your writing weaknesses? - the actual story lmaoo I rush shit. I don’t edit enough. I know my writing could be 20x better but I’m not patient enough to do it.
18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
- I’ve done it in my fic Safe Haven because my OC is Latina.
19) First fandom you wrote for? - Stranger Things
20) Favorite fic you've written? - This is hard. I am very proud of my fic The Fence but I also love my fic Stairway to Heaven even though I think it could use some editing and updating. Idk. Every fic I have has a soft spot in my heart. On here though, I think Cashmere and Cigarettes is my favorite. 🖤🖤
No pressure tags: @trinitywifey @reidsbtch @babygorewhore @battymunson @heartbreak-sandwich @destroya-hargrove @asimpforthe80s @emsgoodthinkin @leelei1980 @my brain won’t work so anyone who wants to do it 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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AND ANOTHER THING
EA SPOILERS 8/28/23
Ivan my love…
I’ve listened to this audio only twice since it dropped at midnight and it made me cry😭
first of all, Ivan and his dad hit me in the gut that was just so sad and it honestly explains a lot as to why he feels so strongly about loving baby.
second of all, his panic in the beginning made me a little sad because… listen…
i’m an empathetic person, and i’m not excusing what he’s doing, but i have to remember that he’s literally out of his mind at this point and is probably gaslighting himself into thinking this is the right thing to do
so i can only imagine coming home from a long day of work, thinking that I’ll see the one person that I love the most waiting for me… And they’re gone… I’ve checked everywhere, and I looked at every door lock, and all of the windows are barred, so how could they leave me? Why would they WANT to leave me? Don’t they love me? Because I love them so much. I hope they didn’t try to go back to those people… etc
(I mean…figure out what you’re gonna do if they call the police and all of that later but ykwim💀)
And then the end when he was like “I’ll clean up the mess, get you something to eat and drink, and you can rest, but after i hold you for a little while okay?”
I hate when he’s doing the wrong thing but makes it sound so sweet because i almost WANT him to hold me. Even after everything that’s happened literal minutes before.
Also side note: When he was like
“I get a lil clumsy when i’m worried oopsie😅🤭😚🫶🏽🩷😘”
#i love ivan he’s surpassed quite a few other characters in the rankings since i finished his playlist#all three ivans#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#redacted ivan#redacted baby#mia makes a statement
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How has your day been so far, sweetheart?<3 also im ngl sometimes when i listen to Igual Que Un Ángel by Kali Uchis i think of you🫣
I'd trust you with my life if i ever blacked out tbh! I dont trust many people around me when im drunk but you give off a really safe feeling so if it were just us two i would maybe over do it on the alcohol 🫣 the thought of being hung over is so scary to me tbh!! I never wanna be hung over! And if i drink on an empty stomach im fucked like im just real drunk off one shot its not fair 🙄 i hope you'd have fun with us if you got drunk with us!! but im ngl i think i was a lil weird last night due to unfortunately getting a bit horny but y'know thats life😩 im just glad my friends werent able to tell cause that's between me and whoever i wanna tell. Normally though we are just big dorks abour anime, movies, and random tv shows, and i cant shut up about music half the time. 🤭
Im the same way!! i just unfortunately occasionally have some like autism/adhd moments where suddenly ive focused too much on trying to actively listen and end up not listening, so if i ask you to repeat yourself a few times its either bc of that or the fact that my audio processing stuff is kinda crazy at times. But i know i'll enjoy hearing you talk<3
Tease me as much as you want to<3 and by all means go ahead and be a menace. Either way im gonna end up with my fingers inside you🥰 i wanna make you melt, i wanna see just how much you need someone inside of you<33
Its sweet that you wanna spoil me<3 like it feels like a crime that youre calling me kind when you keep talking about taking care of me and spoiling me and im just saying nice things. Like i should be taking care of you, youre the princess here sweetheart<3 and i swear to you im thriving under any circumstance, the universe wakes me up every morning by gently kissing my eyelids hehe🤭
I hope to show you my smile and see yours, i dunno how you feel about video calls, but maybe when im comfy with it and if youre comfy with it (and after ive been in your dms a little while) we can do a lil video call! Just an innocent little hang out between a butch and a pretty girl<3 I'll let you know if you feed it too much in that case, I could use a lil more confidence just not too much. I can teeter on the edge of entitlement if i let it go too far, and i hate who i am when i act entitled like that version of me is such a dick and not even in a hot way.
its been okay, ive been studying all day because i have a big exam on monday which is soooo boring but im trying my best! and omg i just listened to the song and its so pretty!! im really honored that you think of me 🥺☺️ ive listened to a few of kali uchis stuff and its sooo good!!
aww yes i take care of my people!! im the mom friend so i gotta make sure everyone is alive and safe! but hehe i hope u werent horny because of me 🫣 if it was then oopsies sorry babe! and i love big lil dorks!! im a lil nerd myself so i totally understand!!
its okay i know what u mean! i have auditory processing issues too but im very understanding and well always do as asked so u never have to worry being around me!
ahh youre soo swoon worthy, i want you inside me now!!!! 🥺
youre saying nice things because you are nice and kindhearted! plus i just like seeing other happy!! and we can take care of each other!! none of that one way shit!!! its give and take!! hehe im kissing u on the nose and temple rn 😘
yes yes i love video calls, im the type who if u give me permission to call u whenever, ill learn ur schedule and just ft out of the blue bc i miss ur face and presence. i know how u feel tho so please take ur time!! hehe handsome butch and a pretty princess on the phone is too powerful tho, everyone else needs to watch out
okay i understand!! but dont be too hard on yourself okay? u deserve good things
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summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 19/02/2022 a/n: kinda got serious here and there but honestly i think this is my fave chapter so far 🙊 i know it seems like chaeya is about to finally be a thing but tbh i’m still debating if i want chaeya or zhongluc to be the first to get together lmao also i live for angst so you bet your ass that i’ll try and make life harder for them 😈😘
PREV II MASTERLIST II NEXT
CHAT: S.O.S. 📢 📢 📢 ⮡ members: lumine / venti / childe
childe added lumine to the group.
childe added venti to the group.
lumine: ?
childe: I think i did an oopsie yesterday ☠️
lumine: what kind of oopsie?
lumine: good or bad?
lumine: also @venti wake up your lazy ass
childe: idk tbh
childe: i don't remember everything
venti: i'm here, I'm here ☠️
childe: but i might need your help
venti: so what's the deal?
childe: fuckfuckfuck
venti: ?
lumine: ?
childe: okay, so @lumine you know I'm in love with kaeya, right?
venti: we both know, she told me
lumine: yup
lumine: i mean everyone except kaeya knows but yeah, sure, whatever
lumine: please continue
childe: yeah... right...
childe: i think did something v v stupid
lumine: i might know where this is going but you have to be more specific before I get my hopes up
childe: 😬
venti: childe pls it's too early to be this cryptic
lumine: it's literally 2pm?
venti: shut up and let childe speak
lumine: 🙄
lumine: but yeah, @childe pls explain
childe: i can't be 100% sure bc i was very drunk yesterday
childe: and i don't exactly remember everything
childe: but there's a slight chance
childe: okay, more than a slight chance
childe: I'd say it's not even a chance
childe: i have a feeling it's more of a fact tbh
childe: which is not good
lumine: childe, you're rambling, what's up?
childe: i think i told kaeya i love him
venti: 😳
lumine: 😳
childe: guys pls
childe: say something
childe: i'm literally going crazy over here
venti: aren't you with kaeya rn?
childe: i might've run away after waking up
lumine: 🤡
lumine: okay, so you confessed, what did kaeya say?
childe: i don't remember
venti: well then though shit that you run away from him before talking 🤦🏻♀️
childe: not helping
lumine: maybe not, but he does have a point
lumine: i mean idk how we could possibly help you out here
childe: well i was hoping you could talk to him?
childe: see where his head's at?
venti: you know you'd be a better person to do that?
childe: i do, i really do know
childe: but if i really confessed
childe: i don't think I'm ready to hear his answer
lumine: childe pls tell me you're not thinking he'd reject you
childe: ...
venti: aw, childe no! 😭
lumine: babe c'mon he loves you, too
venti: obviously!
childe: you don't know that
lumine: we have eyes
childe: you might need glasses then
venti: 🤭
lumine: 😐
childe: pls can you just help me out and talk to him?
childe: you two are the closest to him
childe: if he won't tell you then idk who would he tell
lumine: here's a crazy idea
lumine: YOU!
childe: 😐
venti: well, it's your lucky day @childe
venti: kaeya just texted us
childe: ☠️
CHAT: XIAO SUPREMACY 🙌🏻 ⮡ members: venti / lumine / kaeya
kaeya: so
kaeya: who did something stupid yesterday?
venti: i see a pattern here
kaeya: I'll give you three guesses
lumine: childe?
venti: childe 🙄
kaeya: what?
kaeya: no, of course not
kaeya: i was talking about myself
venti: well to our defense you're doing stupid things every day
kaeya: 😐
lumine: so what exactly have you done?
kaeya: well before I tell you i probably should finally confess something
venti: we're listening
kaeya: fuck my hands are shaking
kaeya: give me a sec
lumine: 🤨
kaeya: ahhh fuck, okay
kaeya: y'all are right, i am in love with childe
lumine: 😳
venti: 😭
venti: i'm 90% sure what you're about to say but please continue
kaeya: what? no snarky comment?
kaeya: now i'm uncomfortable
lumine: you know we're not gonna laugh at your feelings
venti: gross
venti: but true
kaeya: yeah
venti: so?
kaeya: i think i ruined everything yesterday
kaeya: my memory is a little foggy
kaeya: but I'm sure i confessed to childe
venti: they really are stupid, huh?
lumine: truly, a match made in heaven
kaeya: ?
kaeya: didn't you just say you won't laugh at me?
lumine: nope, we said we won't laugh at your feelings
venti: we'll definitely laugh at YOU
kaeya: gee, thanks 🙄
lumine: so? what did childe say? 🤡
kaeya: idk
venti: 🥲🥲🥲
kaeya: i pretended to be asleep until he was gone today
venti: 🤡
lumine: 🤡
venti: 🤡
lumine: 🤡
venti: 🤡
lumine: 🤡
lumine: this is the DUMBEST, romantic getting together i have ever heard
venti: @kaeya istg if you're gonna ask us to talk to childe for you, i'll go to dragonspine and sit there until i freeze to death
kaeya: ...
lumine: OMG
venti: welp it was nice knowing you
venti: good luck hiding from xiao after i die
lumine: they really share half of a braincell
venti: AND NEITHER OF THEM IS USING IT
kaeya: i'm glad my misery is entertaining to you
lumine: honestly?
lumine: it's fucking infuriating at this point
venti: and so exhausting
venti: all of this could be avoided with something as simple as communication
lumine: sigh
lumine: okay @kaeya be honest with us, why won't you talk about it with childe?
venti: and real talk, no bullshit pls
kaeya: omg, fine
kaeya: I'm fucking scared, okay?
venti: why?
lumine: i know we're fucking around most of the time but we are your friends, kaeya
venti: yeah, at the end of the day, we just want you to be happy
kaeya: sigh
kaeya: he's like... the best thing that happened to me in a long time
kaeya: and I'm not ready to lose it
kaeya: or worse, to lose him
venti: why would you think you'd lose him?
kaeya: because there's a possibility he does not feel the same way
lumine: that's literally impossible but okay
lumine: following this kind of logic there's also a possibility that he DOES feel the same way
venti: yeah, so why are you assuming the worst?
kaeya: i can't get my hopes up
kaeya: bc if I do idk what I'm gonna do if he doesn't love me back
lumine: fuck, this is the worst
venti: i know right
lumine: @kaeya do you trust us?
kaeya: yeah? but why?
venti: then, can you please just keep trusting us and talk to childe?
lumine: i promise you, everything's going to be alright but just like venti said, you have to trust us on this one and tell childe how you feel
kaeya: how can you be so sure?
lumine: i'm gonna sound like a broken record but oh well
lumine: TRUST US, PLEASE
venti: at least think about it
kaeya: i guess...
#genshin impact#childe x kaeya#zhongli x diluc#xiao x venti#genshin fanfic#zhongluc#xiaoven#chaeya#kinga writes#groupchat.doc
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//🌸 oopsie daisies 🌸 ✨oh geez✨ did I just 'accidentally' stumble into the 'James Mcavoy Conspirator film' tag only to have soooo many thoughts about his look in this film??? 👀🤭 more likely than u thought 😘//
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Okay... you and Ollie @usergeta are trying to kill me? Changing theme, user and name (that i loved by the way) on the same day!! Take it easy guys 😂
Oopsies 🤭🤭 needed a change babes 🖤🖤🖤 I’m glad you like it. Hehehe 😘
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Omg thank you @littlecinn this was so much fun! 🥰💖
Current hyperfixation is Wizard and Glass by Steven King, as evident by all the tabs I used to annotate and the fact that I’m writing fanfic for it as we speak oopsie 🤭 I just love fantasy westerns and pretty boy antagonists
No pressure tags: @mikkleo-s @pinkpossibly @pinktsun @gentlesakura @moonpuddings @bnnuyfriend and anyone else who wants to do this 😘
cute thing im coming up with
this picrew and your current hyperfixation !!
no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter
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oopsie! 🤭😘
some of the best relationships can be forged on the anvil of thinking two characters should kiss
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Lmaoooo oopsies 🤭 hi my wifey 🖤🖤🖤😘😘 I love youuu
Will you marry me?
You do not want that I promise 😂 I am a mess.
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