#😘🤭 ‘oopsie’

[goldenbear228]

Picture this :

Person 1 p*sses of person 2, so person 2 steals person 1’s office door

And person 2 REFUSES to give person 1 there door back until they get an apology

But it goes on for MONTHS, petty for months and after almost a year person 1 FINALLY gives an apology

Person 2 sanded that door so far down that the only amount of wood is for the hinges + the knob, nothing else

(Like this)

Imagine person 2 in a different room (example : copy machine) and all you hear is “F*CKING G*D D*MIT PERSON 2!!!”

Person 2 just has that petty b*tch smile

[rosicheeks]

Asking for a friend: how would we give you fishnets if we happened to want to...

Ideally wrapped up in a little box with a cute bow on top 💌🥰

[storytimewithwambo]

Whats your thoughts on sissyfication? Who am I kidding, with how wimpy you are it’s obvious🤭 why don’t you tell us how much you love it?

W-who told you I enjoy anything like that?! I am a strong, dignified, fully grown man. So I absolutely 100% do NOT— 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 why my.. brain feelin.. fuzzyyyy…

ehehehe~<3

Omigosh no duh! It’s all the rage isn’t it! That’s what my besties tell me on all our shopping trips! They, like, giggle at me after telling me it, but its whatevs! Prolly just some inside joke they made at the salon without me or somethin!

Ooooh! Speaking of, B.T.Dubs peep my new acrylics! TOO cute, yeah?? Eeee! I know! The hot pink really brings out my lipstick too! And the best part is how it also matches the pumps Rachel and I went halfsies on in the mall! Ugh.. I wish my ass was as plump as hers, that slut..

Oopsie that was catty, sorry. But yeah! I’m thinking I’m gonna debut this whole fit on a night out with the girlies! Quick question, girly girl to girliest girl: my friends bought me this DARLING pink petticoat. Too much? Too frilly for the club? Is the plastic coating too eye catching? Too loud? Oh Who am I kidding, of course it is! Lol. That’s why it’s perfect! I’d like to see the girls get more eyes on them than me tonight!

Oh but my question stands: Does my ass look thick enough in it? Or should I get a diaper to seal the deal?… that look on your face screams that it’s changing time! Mind helping me out? I gotta have my hands free to text my hoes and do up my pigtails. Besides these nails make me so useless at things like this! Come on, you’d be a lifesaver!

Pretty please with, like.. a cherry on top~<3?😘

[loserboysandlithium]

20 Questions For Fic Writers:

Thank you for the tag @xxhellfirebunnyxx 🖤🖤😘

1) How many works do you have on AO3? - i think like 4? I never update on there. I am a wattpad girlie and now tumblr has me addicted 😂

2) What's your total AO3 word count? - I had never looked at that before but it’s 130k. Oopsies

3) What fandoms do you write for? - Stranger Things 🖤

4) What are your top five fics by kudos? - On ao3 my top fic by kudos is Fantasy. On Wattpad my top fic by likes is my rockstar Eddie fic Stairway to Heaven. On here I think it is my one shot called The Pact on my other account.

5) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? - absolutely. Comments are my favorite thing! If I don’t respond it’s because I simply missed it. 🖤🖤

6) What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? - Probably my fic called Obsession. I guess it could be considered angsty? That or Who Says Three is a Crowd. (All on wattpad, I’m so new here, I’m sorry) lmaoo

7) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? - I think my fic The Fence had the happiest ending because it was a dark fic for most of it.

8) Do you get hate on fics? - I have gotten lots of hate on wattpad before only on my “bigger” stories. People can be shitty. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve learned to ignore it.

9) Do you write smut? If so, what kinds? - always. I don’t do well with fluff tbh. I’m a smutty gal through and through. Any and all 🤭

10) Do you write crossovers? - I haven’t ever before.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen? - My fic Stairway to Heaven was actually just stolen on wattpad 🥲😂

12) Have you ever had a fic translated? - nope

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before? - Yes!! With my wifey @trinitywifey We cowrote a one shot and then we did a Stranger Things/Scream short story together. (go read Scream on her page) 🤭🤭

14) What's your all time favorite ship? - Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington/Billy Hargrove x ME I’m kidding no I’m not

15) What's a WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will? - Hmmm.. that’s tricky. Maybe my fic The Munsons.. hopefully I’ll finish it one day.

16) What are your writing strengths? - 🤷🏻‍♀️ people seem to like my smut so that’s nice

17) What are your writing weaknesses? - the actual story lmaoo I rush shit. I don’t edit enough. I know my writing could be 20x better but I’m not patient enough to do it.

18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

- I’ve done it in my fic Safe Haven because my OC is Latina.

19) First fandom you wrote for? - Stranger Things

20) Favorite fic you've written? - This is hard. I am very proud of my fic The Fence but I also love my fic Stairway to Heaven even though I think it could use some editing and updating. Idk. Every fic I have has a soft spot in my heart. On here though, I think Cashmere and Cigarettes is my favorite. 🖤🖤

No pressure tags: @trinitywifey @reidsbtch @babygorewhore @battymunson @heartbreak-sandwich @destroya-hargrove @asimpforthe80s @emsgoodthinkin @leelei1980 @my brain won’t work so anyone who wants to do it 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[mrsmiagreer]

AND ANOTHER THING

EA SPOILERS 8/28/23

Ivan my love…

I’ve listened to this audio only twice since it dropped at midnight and it made me cry😭

first of all, Ivan and his dad hit me in the gut that was just so sad and it honestly explains a lot as to why he feels so strongly about loving baby.

second of all, his panic in the beginning made me a little sad because… listen…

i’m an empathetic person, and i’m not excusing what he’s doing, but i have to remember that he’s literally out of his mind at this point and is probably gaslighting himself into thinking this is the right thing to do

so i can only imagine coming home from a long day of work, thinking that I’ll see the one person that I love the most waiting for me… And they’re gone… I’ve checked everywhere, and I looked at every door lock, and all of the windows are barred, so how could they leave me? Why would they WANT to leave me? Don’t they love me? Because I love them so much. I hope they didn’t try to go back to those people… etc

(I mean…figure out what you’re gonna do if they call the police and all of that later but ykwim💀)

And then the end when he was like “I’ll clean up the mess, get you something to eat and drink, and you can rest, but after i hold you for a little while okay?”

I hate when he’s doing the wrong thing but makes it sound so sweet because i almost WANT him to hold me. Even after everything that’s happened literal minutes before.

Also side note: When he was like

“I get a lil clumsy when i’m worried oopsie😅🤭😚🫶🏽🩷😘”

[writingfantaseas]

ah i love your anons

specially 💐

mm hehe, I love b too (when I'm not getting my self in trouble with her, that is.... oopsies.)

b!!! you're loved, darling 😘🤭

[salaciousslut]

How has your day been so far, sweetheart?<3 also im ngl sometimes when i listen to Igual Que Un Ángel by Kali Uchis i think of you🫣

I'd trust you with my life if i ever blacked out tbh! I dont trust many people around me when im drunk but you give off a really safe feeling so if it were just us two i would maybe over do it on the alcohol 🫣 the thought of being hung over is so scary to me tbh!! I never wanna be hung over! And if i drink on an empty stomach im fucked like im just real drunk off one shot its not fair 🙄 i hope you'd have fun with us if you got drunk with us!! but im ngl i think i was a lil weird last night due to unfortunately getting a bit horny but y'know thats life😩 im just glad my friends werent able to tell cause that's between me and whoever i wanna tell. Normally though we are just big dorks abour anime, movies, and random tv shows, and i cant shut up about music half the time. 🤭

Im the same way!! i just unfortunately occasionally have some like autism/adhd moments where suddenly ive focused too much on trying to actively listen and end up not listening, so if i ask you to repeat yourself a few times its either bc of that or the fact that my audio processing stuff is kinda crazy at times. But i know i'll enjoy hearing you talk<3

Tease me as much as you want to<3 and by all means go ahead and be a menace. Either way im gonna end up with my fingers inside you🥰 i wanna make you melt, i wanna see just how much you need someone inside of you<33

Its sweet that you wanna spoil me<3 like it feels like a crime that youre calling me kind when you keep talking about taking care of me and spoiling me and im just saying nice things. Like i should be taking care of you, youre the princess here sweetheart<3 and i swear to you im thriving under any circumstance, the universe wakes me up every morning by gently kissing my eyelids hehe🤭

I hope to show you my smile and see yours, i dunno how you feel about video calls, but maybe when im comfy with it and if youre comfy with it (and after ive been in your dms a little while) we can do a lil video call! Just an innocent little hang out between a butch and a pretty girl<3 I'll let you know if you feed it too much in that case, I could use a lil more confidence just not too much. I can teeter on the edge of entitlement if i let it go too far, and i hate who i am when i act entitled like that version of me is such a dick and not even in a hot way.

its been okay, ive been studying all day because i have a big exam on monday which is soooo boring but im trying my best! and omg i just listened to the song and its so pretty!! im really honored that you think of me 🥺☺️ ive listened to a few of kali uchis stuff and its sooo good!!

aww yes i take care of my people!! im the mom friend so i gotta make sure everyone is alive and safe! but hehe i hope u werent horny because of me 🫣 if it was then oopsies sorry babe! and i love big lil dorks!! im a lil nerd myself so i totally understand!!

its okay i know what u mean! i have auditory processing issues too but im very understanding and well always do as asked so u never have to worry being around me!

ahh youre soo swoon worthy, i want you inside me now!!!! 🥺

youre saying nice things because you are nice and kindhearted! plus i just like seeing other happy!! and we can take care of each other!! none of that one way shit!!! its give and take!! hehe im kissing u on the nose and temple rn 😘

yes yes i love video calls, im the type who if u give me permission to call u whenever, ill learn ur schedule and just ft out of the blue bc i miss ur face and presence. i know how u feel tho so please take ur time!! hehe handsome butch and a pretty princess on the phone is too powerful tho, everyone else needs to watch out

okay i understand!! but dont be too hard on yourself okay? u deserve good things

[strawb3rryshortcak3s]

Omg thank you @littlecinn this was so much fun! 🥰💖

Current hyperfixation is Wizard and Glass by Steven King, as evident by all the tabs I used to annotate and the fact that I’m writing fanfic for it as we speak oopsie 🤭 I just love fantasy westerns and pretty boy antagonists

No pressure tags: @mikkleo-s @pinkpossibly @pinktsun @gentlesakura @moonpuddings @bnnuyfriend and anyone else who wants to do this 😘

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 19/02/2022 a/n: kinda got serious here and there but honestly i think this is my fave chapter so far 🙊 i know it seems like chaeya is about to finally be a thing but tbh i’m still debating if i want chaeya or zhongluc to be the first to get together lmao also i live for angst so you bet your ass that i’ll try and make life harder for them 😈😘

PREV II MASTERLIST II NEXT

CHAT: S.O.S. 📢 📢 📢 ⮡  members: lumine / venti / childe

childe added lumine to the group.

childe added venti to the group.

lumine: ?

childe: I think i did an oopsie yesterday ☠️

lumine: what kind of oopsie?

lumine: good or bad?

lumine: also @venti wake up your lazy ass

childe: idk tbh

childe: i don't remember everything

venti: i'm here, I'm here ☠️

childe: but i might need your help

venti: so what's the deal?

childe: fuckfuckfuck

venti: ?

lumine: ?

childe: okay, so @lumine you know I'm in love with kaeya, right?

venti: we both know, she told me

lumine: yup

lumine: i mean everyone except kaeya knows but yeah, sure, whatever

lumine: please continue

childe: yeah... right...

childe: i think did something v v stupid

lumine: i might know where this is going but you have to be more specific before I get my hopes up

childe: 😬

venti: childe pls it's too early to be this cryptic

lumine: it's literally 2pm?

venti: shut up and let childe speak

lumine: 🙄

lumine: but yeah, @childe pls explain

childe: i can't be 100% sure bc i was very drunk yesterday

childe: and i don't exactly remember everything

childe: but there's a slight chance

childe: okay, more than a slight chance

childe: I'd say it's not even a chance

childe: i have a feeling it's more of a fact tbh

childe: which is not good

lumine: childe, you're rambling, what's up?

childe: i think i told kaeya i love him

venti: 😳

lumine: 😳

childe: guys pls

childe: say something

childe: i'm literally going crazy over here

venti: aren't you with kaeya rn?

childe: i might've run away after waking up

lumine: 🤡

lumine: okay, so you confessed, what did kaeya say?

childe: i don't remember

venti: well then though shit that you run away from him before talking 🤦🏻‍♀️

childe: not helping

lumine: maybe not, but he does have a point

lumine: i mean idk how we could possibly help you out here

childe: well i was hoping you could talk to him?

childe: see where his head's at?

venti: you know you'd be a better person to do that?

childe: i do, i really do know

childe: but if i really confessed

childe: i don't think I'm ready to hear his answer

lumine: childe pls tell me you're not thinking he'd reject you

childe: ...

venti: aw, childe no! 😭

lumine: babe c'mon he loves you, too

venti: obviously!

childe: you don't know that

lumine: we have eyes

childe: you might need glasses then

venti: 🤭

lumine: 😐

childe: pls can you just help me out and talk to him?

childe: you two are the closest to him

childe: if he won't tell you then idk who would he tell

lumine: here's a crazy idea

lumine: YOU!

childe: 😐

venti: well, it's your lucky day @childe

venti: kaeya just texted us

childe: ☠️

CHAT: XIAO SUPREMACY 🙌🏻 ⮡  members: venti / lumine / kaeya

kaeya: so

kaeya: who did something stupid yesterday?

venti: i see a pattern here

kaeya: I'll give you three guesses

lumine: childe?

venti: childe 🙄

kaeya: what?

kaeya: no, of course not

kaeya: i was talking about myself

venti: well to our defense you're doing stupid things every day

kaeya: 😐

lumine: so what exactly have you done?

kaeya: well before I tell you i probably should finally confess something

venti: we're listening

kaeya: fuck my hands are shaking

kaeya: give me a sec

lumine: 🤨

kaeya: ahhh fuck, okay

kaeya: y'all are right, i am in love with childe

lumine: 😳

venti: 😭

venti: i'm 90% sure what you're about to say but please continue

kaeya: what? no snarky comment?

kaeya: now i'm uncomfortable

lumine: you know we're not gonna laugh at your feelings

venti: gross

venti: but true

kaeya: yeah

venti: so?

kaeya: i think i ruined everything yesterday

kaeya: my memory is a little foggy

kaeya: but I'm sure i confessed to childe

venti: they really are stupid, huh?

lumine: truly, a match made in heaven

kaeya: ?

kaeya: didn't you just say you won't laugh at me?

lumine: nope, we said we won't laugh at your feelings

venti: we'll definitely laugh at YOU

kaeya: gee, thanks 🙄

lumine: so? what did childe say? 🤡

kaeya: idk

venti: 🥲🥲🥲

kaeya: i pretended to be asleep until he was gone today

venti: 🤡

lumine: 🤡

venti: 🤡

lumine: 🤡

venti: 🤡

lumine: 🤡

lumine: this is the DUMBEST, romantic getting together i have ever heard

venti: @kaeya istg if you're gonna ask us to talk to childe for you, i'll go to dragonspine and sit there until i freeze to death

kaeya: ...

lumine: OMG

venti: welp it was nice knowing you

venti: good luck hiding from xiao after i die

lumine: they really share half of a braincell

venti: AND NEITHER OF THEM IS USING IT

kaeya: i'm glad my misery is entertaining to you

lumine: honestly?

lumine: it's fucking infuriating at this point

venti: and so exhausting

venti: all of this could be avoided with something as simple as communication

lumine: sigh

lumine: okay @kaeya be honest with us, why won't you talk about it with childe?

venti: and real talk, no bullshit pls

kaeya: omg, fine

kaeya: I'm fucking scared, okay?

venti: why?

lumine: i know we're fucking around most of the time but we are your friends, kaeya

venti: yeah, at the end of the day, we just want you to be happy

kaeya: sigh

kaeya: he's like... the best thing that happened to me in a long time

kaeya: and I'm not ready to lose it

kaeya: or worse, to lose him

venti: why would you think you'd lose him?

kaeya: because there's a possibility he does not feel the same way

lumine: that's literally impossible but okay

lumine: following this kind of logic there's also a possibility that he DOES feel the same way

venti: yeah, so why are you assuming the worst?

kaeya: i can't get my hopes up

kaeya: bc if I do idk what I'm gonna do if he doesn't love me back

lumine: fuck, this is the worst

venti: i know right

lumine: @kaeya do you trust us?

kaeya: yeah? but why?

venti: then, can you please just keep trusting us and talk to childe?

lumine: i promise you, everything's going to be alright but just like venti said, you have to trust us on this one and tell childe how you feel

kaeya: how can you be so sure?

lumine: i'm gonna sound like a broken record but oh well

lumine: TRUST US, PLEASE

venti: at least think about it

kaeya: i guess...

[warrioroflondonbelow]

//🌸 oopsie daisies 🌸 ✨oh geez✨ did I just 'accidentally' stumble into the 'James Mcavoy Conspirator film' tag only to have soooo many thoughts about his look in this film??? 👀🤭 more likely than u thought 😘//

[loserboysandlithium]

Okay... you and Ollie @usergeta are trying to kill me? Changing theme, user and name (that i loved by the way) on the same day!! Take it easy guys 😂

Oopsies 🤭🤭 needed a change babes 🖤🖤🖤 I’m glad you like it. Hehehe 😘

[pixel-sharks]

oopsie! 🤭😘

some of the best relationships can be forged on the anvil of thinking two characters should kiss

[loserboysandlithium]

Lmaoooo oopsies 🤭 hi my wifey 🖤🖤🖤😘😘 I love youuu

Will you marry me?

You do not want that I promise 😂 I am a mess.