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[loveforlandonorris]

Lando lip-syncing along to 'The Climb' by Miley Cyrus

(From McLaren on IG)

[mikuchan]

For ship bingo: Minthara/Halsin "and it was so small they had to lie almost on top of each other" 💛

This wound up more general forced proximity, and a little longer than intended. ~1000 words below the cut!

only one bed bingo

When the Nightwarden joins them, Halsin’s not happy. She’s grating and harsh, unpleasant to be around. 

In all truth, he’s not even quite understanding. Not the way some of the others claim to be. He wishes he could be, he wants to be the bigger person, but truly, he cannot understand the drow and their cruel culture. He can barely bring himself to try. 

But like the others here, like the Nightwarden…he’s also been victim to greater plots and cycles. He does not understand the drow herself, but he does understand the precarious position she’s in. 

So he’s gracious. He presses his lips together and does not advocate for her to leave. He joins her, along with the others, in battle and at meals. He even offers to share his tent. He’s a leader, after all, even if not their leader, and one of the oldest of the group. He certainly couldn’t allow another to open their tent to the drow while he continued to stay safe and alone inside his own. 

So far he’s wound up simply spending each night outside, anyway. He’s used to sleeping roughly, and as a cave bear, it’s almost warm.

Almost. The air grows colder with each passing night, harsh winds rumbling down from the mountains as winter seeps into the shadow-cursed lands. It rains more often than not, and it’s on one such night that Halsin makes up his mind. Why should he be out here, fur soaked and skin freezing, while the drow enjoys the shelter of the tent? The agreement was to share, after all, not to sacrifice his comfort for hers. 

He releases his wild shape, reverting to a man before pushing his way into the tent. It’s a small space, made smaller because of his height and bulk suddenly filling it; the drow rouses instantly from her meditations, red eyes snapping to him. 

“What are you doing here?”

He keeps his tone light. “I think I’ve enjoyed enough of the Oakfather’s chillier blessings. I won’t disturb you, but I’ll join you here the rest of the night.”

“I am not in the mood,” the Nightwarden hisses. “Find another tent to raid.” She spits a word in drowic that Halsin pretends not to know. 

“I’m not asking you to leave,” he says. He is tired of being kept from home and comfort, such as they are, by drow. Particularly this drow. “But this is my tent as well as yours, and I’m not going back into the rain.”

“Fine,” she finally snaps. “But disturb my trance, and you will regret it.”

“Likewise,” Halsin says mildly, and something like annoyance and a little like respect flashes over the Nightwarden’s face. 

They divide the bedroll as they lie in their respective trances, each silently claiming their half of it. They do not touch, but the bedroll’s so small that Halsin feels he’s almost lying on top of her despite it. The Nightwarden takes the pillow, and Halsin uses his crooked arm. Warmth radiates against his back, and despite the sour drow source of it, Halsin finds himself far more comfortable than he was in the freezing rain outside.

His sleep – such as elves sleep – comes easily enough, though he’s repeatedly roused by the drow doing…what is she doing? She keeps jerking occasionally, jostling him, sometimes hitting him with an elbow or a foot. Is her intent to disturb his slumber, to make him so uncomfortable that he leaves again? Is she just trying to claim more space than is rightfully hers? Halsin’s not a small man, and he’s already giving her more of the bedroll than he’d like. 

Another swell of wind. They’re still not touching, but in the hairsbreadth of space between them, he can sense the drow stiffen. The rain sweeps against the tent, spattering noisily, and she jumps, kicking him again. 

Ah. Of course she’d be on edge: the Underdark is static, no seasons to speak of. The drow isn’t used to the weather. 

He rolls over, facing her. She’s deep in her uneasy trance, pupils moving back and forth behind closed lids.

Halsin knows animals. He knows the sting of a stray cat’s claws – and he knows the fear behind its arch and hiss. People are not so different. 

Very gently, he hovers his hand over Minthara. He doesn’t touch her, not physically; instead he calls upon a small amount of the Oakfather’s healing magic, letting it well up against his palm and seep into Minthara’s freckled shoulder. It’s meant for physical maladies, of course, but Halsin’s never been one for strict divides between body and soul. He’s used this spell to soothe crying children, to calm nervous animals, occasionally to help talk down a younger, panic-stricken Kagha. Minthara remains tense for a long moment – then slowly, slowly, her expression softens and her muscles relax.

Another burst of rain against the tent; Halsin’s so focused on the drow, it even startles him. He’s doubly surprised when Minthara curls into him, fingers finding his shirt and clenching it as the storm outside sweeps and thunders. He tenses, ready for a fight, but it doesn't come. No harsh words, no knife to his gut, no threats or bluster. Is she even awake? Her breath is hot against his collar. Halsin shivers. 

He isn’t sure if his actions are against his better judgment, or because of that better judgment. The Nightwarden Minthara is a harsh, cruel woman, unrepentant and smug. She’s also shuddering against him at every surge of rain. Regardless, he wraps his arms around her securely, enveloping the smaller woman in a gentle bear hug. 

She’s warm in his embrace, breathing evening as she finally drifts into a deeper, peaceful sleep. There is a strange comfort, he thinks, in caring for another, even one as…unpleasant as Minthara. Halsin lies bemused for a long while; and then he, too, is lost in slumber.

[hyunpic]

[girlcockholmes]

tagged by @holyviolence THANK YOUUU THIS WAS SO FUN OMG ILY <33

get your role then design your character!

@evildilf2 @bloodcoveredgf @dogmotif @ispyspookymansion @vonnegutcunt @002700 and any other horror girlies (gn) if you wanna do it teeeheeheehe :))))

[collecting--stardust]

Ai Ogura before the 2019 Moto3 Assen GP

[ivorygreens]

Wrote some Kiribaku for a change!!!

[landoncrris]

hello if you have any birthday mason requests send them in 🫶🏻

[carpblu]

Every night in my dreams

I see you, I feel you

That is how I know the boop goes on.

Far across the distance

And spaces between us

You have come to boop me

Near...

Far...

Wherever you are

I believe that the boop does go on

Once more...

You raise the paw

And you′re here in my notes

And the boops will go on and on

Paws can touch us one time

And last for a lifetime

And never let go till we're gone

Paws were when I booped you

One true time I hold to

On my dash we′ll always go on

Near...

Far...

Wherever you are

I believe that

The boop does go on

Once more...

You raise the paw

And you're here in my notes

And the boops will go on and on

You're here

There′s nothing I fear

And I know that

My boops will go on

We′ll stay

Forever this way

You are safe in my paws

And the boops will go on and on

[alia-ad]

ميزه البلوك صارت حلوه، الطرفين مايقدرون يشوفون محتوى بعض😂💕

[jentlemahae]

hii who wants to read an article on plastic surgery and feminism written by me :)

[chilwcll]

do we think if the place i wanted to go on holiday to soon is affected by wildfires right now i’ll get my money back? 😄😄😄

[hyunpic]

finnish artists/songs i would recommend to each skz member. (this is such a niche thread for my finnish mutuals/followers) 😼🇫🇮

hyunjin: he loves a good ballad. the more love infused or sad the better so i think johanna kurkelainen would be his cup of tea. examples: rakkauslaulu (love song), sun särkyä anna mä en (wont let you get broken), ainutlaatuinen (unique)

chan: honestly i think hed love käärijä.. that edm, mixed with rap and rock sounds etc would have him making his stank face when he’s really enjoying a song. U know what im talking about. songs: cha cha cha, its crazy its party

changbin: ik he loves a rapper.. so im giving him ibe since hes like one of the most popular rappers rn here.. blondina, also giving him my fave finnish rap song that includes so many rappers - mist sä tuut (where are u from)

minho: he was tough cause he likes songs that are vibey and calm and just based on the songs he’s recommended before (like peder elias: loving you girl or honey by johnny balik) there’s not really songs like that here.. But im recommending him a finnish classic anssi kela - puistossa

jisung: he loves a rock song.. at least so i have heard. im giving him one of my fave finnish rock icons. him: right here in my arms, join me

jeongin: he also seems to be an enjoyer of ballads that touch your soul.. so im giving him behm sata vuotta (100 years), hei rakas (hey love)

felix: he loves a song that’s playing on the radio most of the times/trending at that time. some of the songs he’s also recommended before have that sad song esque in them.. so im giving him robin ft. viivi - ihana kipu (lovely pain)

seungmin: i tried to find that day6 kind of pop/rock sound from finnish music. so i came to the conclusion it had to be sunrise avenue - heartbreak century, also samu haber - sä (you)

[meirianeh]

Meu❤️🫶🏻😄🫶🏻 🥱 Rapa do tacho ñ é mais criança hein mermão😒☹️. Neném de mamãe ñ é mais neném👶 . Oh tempo vai com calma hein mermão😒, tempo da pra da uma pausa um tikin ai por favor, acho que tu tá muito acelerado hein mermão😒🙄. @joaoclebersb a mãe aqui queria te colocar novamente no ventre dela😒pena que isso não pode ser possível☹️. Tenho que conformar com a realidade queira eu ou ñ😒☹️. Meu filho mamãe deseja a você ê pra todos seus irmãos uma vida de abundância sabedoria paz muita alegria felicidade honestidade saúde prosperidade amor fidelidade ê muitOoooooo #AmOoor de #DEUS pra todos vocês🙏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻. #GRATIDÃO por sua #VIDA meu #FILHO🙏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻😄🫶🏻❤️🫶🏻 (em Goiânia, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm7WIvMvWHXRNosscy1DLL1g2mvzF8bHRFLdH00/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[covenists]

✦ MISS CRAZY CAT LADY, M. VERSTAPPEN

when he dates her, everybody just know that his girlfriend is a crazy cat lady.

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[landoncrris]

so glad I’ve finally found someone that shares my love for lando 🥺

so glad you’re here too bestie xx

[keerysfreckles]

espresso — CL16 (smau)

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!fem!reader faceclaim: sabrina carpenter!

summary: when y/n releases a new song, fans can't help but think it could be about a certain f1 driver

warnings: like one curse word

a/n: ALL THE LANDO CONTENT TODAY IM SO DEAD

masterlist !

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user6 PARDON????????

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