#🕰⌛️ the director
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the timekeeper balloon at the macy’s thanksgiving day parade has popped and killed 14 people
Oopsie daisy!
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ahhhhhh if only i had eaten that japanese radish when i had the chance. dies
Whoops! It seems I did not put that radish close enough for you to reach! : >
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so fucked up that timekeeper is out there right now stealing christmas. just hauling that shit away. and lying to croissant that they’re just taking her tree back to their workshop to fix it up because there’s a light on one side that won’t light quite right and getting her a glass of water and sending her back to bed?? that’s fucked.
And what are you going to do about it, hmm?
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before his debut in the kirby series moley first appeared in 1991 as a minor enemy in revolutionary turn-based jrpg ‘Poop Toilet’ for the nintendo entertainment system
Ah! That mole is strange, is he not?
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Unpets Timekeeper
You are a cruel and unjust individual and I will ensure your life is eternally miserable for this.
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hes eating the cogs kibble
KSST!! OUT OF THERE, YOU! SHOO! 🚿🚿🚿
#🕰 intercom calls from the director#🕰 letters from the clockwork mailbox#🕰⌛️ the director#((ooc: there isn’t a spray bottle emoji so pretend the one I used is that))
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*slow blinking*
How kind of you to place your trust in me!
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Can I get a burger
This is not a fast food service, so no.
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Any plans for Valentine’s Day?
🕰 Well, I plan to spend my day with Baguette! It is about time her and I had a lovely break together~!
🥐 I’ll be hanging out with String Gummy! We plan to go and get dinner and everything! As well as watch some old cheesy movies together, it’ll be fun!
🌑 Mother will be busy, and thus I cannot wander with her in my matching outfit, but there are many treats left out on a day such as this. I will be asking for these decadent treats in my delightful little hat whenever I can, alongside my good friends Cosmos Gear and Smile Detector, for we are deserving of such!
#🕰 intercom calls from the director#🕰 letters from the clockwork mailbox#🕰⌛️ the director#🥐🔧 puff pastry mechanic#🌑⚙️ chrono flora cogwheels
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BAGUETTE TITS BREASTS BOOBS FREE DOWNLOAD CLICK NOW!!!!
I AM BUT A WOODEN SPOON. A BEEF-HEADED CREATURE. FOR MY LOVE FOR BAGUETTE HAS RESULTED IN ME GETTING DESTIEL’D.
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Covers Timekeeper’s cage in a blanket
It is dark!! Why must it be dark all of a sudden!!!!! I am forced to lay upon cold metal in the dark! What did I do to deserve such wretched cruelty!
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The Millennial Beast has eaten all the donuts in the breakroom
HOW DARE THAT THING RAMPAGE IN MY BUILDING AND DEVOUR THE SNACKS!!!!
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Nothing shall get me to do that blasted paperwork! Not one single thing!
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im switching timekeeper back to dry food sorry
GIVE ME BACK THE WET FOOD I WILL DIE WITHOUT IT
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The Millennial Beast is shitting on the lawn again :(
I am going to turn that beast into VENISON STEW
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*skyrim villager voice* i hear the High King is switching everyone from wet food to dry food today
IT IS CRUEL. I MUST CONSUME WET FOOD TO SURVIVE
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