#🕰⌛️ the director

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the timekeeper balloon at the macy’s thanksgiving day parade has popped and killed 14 people

Oopsie daisy!

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ahhhhhh if only i had eaten that japanese radish when i had the chance. dies

Whoops! It seems I did not put that radish close enough for you to reach! : >

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Unpets Timekeeper

You are a cruel and unjust individual and I will ensure your life is eternally miserable for this.

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hes eating the cogs kibble

KSST!! OUT OF THERE, YOU! SHOO! 🚿🚿🚿

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*slow blinking*

How kind of you to place your trust in me!

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Can I get a burger

This is not a fast food service, so no.

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before his debut in the kirby series moley first appeared in 1991 as a minor enemy in revolutionary turn-based jrpg ‘Poop Toilet’ for the nintendo entertainment system

Ah! That mole is strange, is he not?

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Any plans for Valentine’s Day?

🕰 Well, I plan to spend my day with Baguette! It is about time her and I had a lovely break together~!

🥐 I’ll be hanging out with String Gummy! We plan to go and get dinner and everything! As well as watch some old cheesy movies together, it’ll be fun!

🌑 Mother will be busy, and thus I cannot wander with her in my matching outfit, but there are many treats left out on a day such as this. I will be asking for these decadent treats in my delightful little hat whenever I can, alongside my good friends Cosmos Gear and Smile Detector, for we are deserving of such!

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BAGUETTE TITS BREASTS BOOBS FREE DOWNLOAD CLICK NOW!!!!

I AM BUT A WOODEN SPOON. A BEEF-HEADED CREATURE. FOR MY LOVE FOR BAGUETTE HAS RESULTED IN ME GETTING DESTIEL’D.

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Covers Timekeeper’s cage in a blanket

It is dark!! Why must it be dark all of a sudden!!!!! I am forced to lay upon cold metal in the dark! What did I do to deserve such wretched cruelty!

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The Millennial Beast has eaten all the donuts in the breakroom

HOW DARE THAT THING RAMPAGE IN MY BUILDING AND DEVOUR THE SNACKS!!!!

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Nothing shall get me to do that blasted paperwork! Not one single thing!

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im switching timekeeper back to dry food sorry

GIVE ME BACK THE WET FOOD I WILL DIE WITHOUT IT

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The Millennial Beast is shitting on the lawn again :(

I am going to turn that beast into VENISON STEW

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*skyrim villager voice* i hear the High King is switching everyone from wet food to dry food today

IT IS CRUEL. I MUST CONSUME WET FOOD TO SURVIVE

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did the director just invade the group chat

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