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They should invent a QB tournament that asks questions about my interests
#if there is ever a question about the alpha centauri system and i don't get it i will literally explode#i was doing trivia with some people in january and there was a question about proxima centauri#and a guy on my team confidently told the person writing our answers that the answer was alpha centauri#and in that moment i felt a completely indescribable combination of emotions#i felt as if i were about to vibrate apart into individual atoms#i felt utterly possessed by the powers of autism and leapt up and yelled#'PROXIMA CENTAURI IT'S PROXIMA CENTAURI WRITE THAT DOWN HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK IT WAS ALPHACEN'#and everyone got mad at me for accidentally revealing the answer to the other teams#oops#🔭.txt
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⠀ ⠀ ── . ₊ ☆͟ . 🔭₊ . . . while making love !
nct dream smut + fluff headcanon wc: 1k
for jisung, emotional connection is important while making love. his forehead presses against yours in missionary, feeling your body buzz at the constant hammering of his pelvis as he shoves his cock with a slow rhythm, keeping one of your legs from closing around his hip while his thigh immobilizes the other. completely and whole for him, ecstatic of the sounds he takes out of your pretty mouth that he dies to taste if that didn't mean you would stop moaning like that. renewing him with more energy to last all night at every exhausted exhalation from you.
your sight is filled with bright flashes as your body arches over jaemin's. a choppy, airy moan comes out of your thick throat, feeling your pulse pump behind your ears and slow your heartbeat to the beat of the spasms pulsing around his cock. a tingling embalming your body fleetingly to the release of your climax as you resume the swing over his erection, looking at him with misty eyes the way he growls and clenches his jaw, suffering a spasm that makes him raise his hips in your encounter, riding him with the deep and accentuated swings of your hips, holding him by his hands when he extends both of them towards you, giving you support so that you continue to take him.
stargazing at renjun's love stare as he glides in and out of you, skin glowing like a galaxy from the pearls that are formed by sweat. you feel his hand guide you by the chin back to his eyes when they drift away, unable to look at him when a blaze of fire sends shivers down your belly. feeling his cock twitching the moment your eyes roll and try to maintain eye contact. you see him have his own internal struggle of not nutting just there because of your eyes filling with tears of bliss when he hits just right the sweet spot of your core.
mark is unable to take his eyes off you, your body, your whole being. breath stuck in his throat as his gaze full of worship sweeps your body shamelessly as you ride him with deep strokes, hips going back and forth on his length, already coated with precum and your thrill. eyes fixed on your body moving on top of his, rolling your hips in circular motions that send him into limbo, enraptured and bewitched by your pretty eyes being devoured by your pupil. his heavy gaze being completely black like two pools filled with gleaming desire, before he rolls them back at the sight of your dazzling figure and your silky moans.
unable to stop the flow of burning words in his throat, chenle looks at you with pleading eyes as he floods you with compliments. how good you feel. how in love he is with you. how wonderful you look taking only his tip in your small and pretty cunt. he delights in knowing that he is making you feel good only with half of his dick in that your stomach vibrates under his palm and your lips let out small and delicious squeals, filling you with praises and sweet words that make your belly tighten and you start soaking his cock with your lubrication and gripped him, prompting him to push the rest of his cock inside you and fucks you senselessly.
a sigh leaves your lips accompanied by your trembling and choppy breathing, peeking into the place where jeno buries himself to the base of his shaft, leaving you with a feeling of suffocation and fullness. the friction of his circumference against your gummy walls causes him to clench his jaw and close his eyes like two crescent moons, completely possessed after making love to you until exhaustion. your eyes can barely see the darkness that blurs their gaze by seeing you so sensitive, with tears that he occasionally rinses from your cheeks and pearly skin in sweat. sensing his breath in your stomach before you feel his tongue wander through your shivering body, grasping his lips at the height of your breasts where he sucks in delight, tearing a mewl from your lips before resuming his pounding; another love bite on your beautiful figure along with his fingerprints that denote his belonging.
a tingling dams your senses, unable to form a coherent thought as your body consumes itself in the urge that fills you while haechan stimulates every nerve in you. every ounce of sanity left your body, and you're counting the moons and stars dotting his sweaty face, eyes barely open and fogged by desire boiling in his pupils. he buries his cock to the base of his girth, feeling every pulsation that your walls suffer around him, making love to you with accentuated and short thrusts due to your legs wrapped loosely around his waist that he has to secure again every so often. sliding in with hard strokes before pulling it halfway and shoving it back in, mouth desperately seeking yours in a long chaste kiss before he lets out a repressed whine that reverberates in his throat as he releases his load.
#nct dream smut#nct smut#haechan smut#mark lee smut#jeno smut#jaemin smut#park jisung smut#chenle smut#renjun smut#nct dream hard hours#donghyuck smut#lee jeno smut#na jaemin smut#zhong chenle smut#huang renjun smut#nct dream reactions#♡dream
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TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text
A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !
Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol
Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces 🫡) English is not my first language and I didn’t proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls don’t hesitate to tell me!
Mikey
🎢 Single texts
🎢 Just like this
🎢 Loads of it
🎢 You got 60 new messages
🎢 in the past 2 minutes
🎢 Loads of gifs too
🎢 And voice memos
🎢Oh look
🎢6 personality tests links
🎢What do you mean you won’t do it
🎢He needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!
🎢 And music recs
🎢 Your phone won’t stop vibrating
🎢 for the next weeks
🎢 After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)
🎢 For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE
🎢 uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! 😍😍😝🤪😋🤩AND CAPS AS WELL!!! 🥳😽✌️👅🗣️
🎢Mikey live reaction when you ask if he’s upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:
🎢 Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? 🫵 YOU BET 🗣️ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT 💋🫦💅🏻🤳🏼💃🏻🕺🏽🙈🦋🌺🧡🌚🌻🔥💥🌟
🎢Will accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasn’t supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend
Mikey : how’s it going baby gorila
Mikey: babygirl*
Mikey:
Mikey: I’m sorry
🎢 adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:
Leo: Leader of the pack 🐺 🐢 🫡
Donnie: Eistein 📚🧬⚗️ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)
Raph: Murderous teddy bear 🧸 🧨
Splinter: Mafia Boss 🪤 (no one knows about this name tho)
April: Chanel N.6 🎤(or World of Apes 🦧 lmao)
Casey: New York Hockey League 🏒
Vern: Some dude (adds 🦅 so he knows it’s Vern and not “some random dude”)
Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! 😍🥰👀🧚🏻♂️
🎢Mikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him “make me” (they are sitting next to each other):
Donnie
🔭Huge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting
🔭But won’t hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)
🔭Will hardly uses emojis, only when it’s a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: 🤓when he does something impressive 💜: for y/n 🙄: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)
🔭Will want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions
🔭 Has named their brothers as “Failed Lab Experiments” and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)
🔭Donnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:
🔭Deadass his reaction when texting his crush 👀:
🔭 Has modified Mikey’s phone so he doesn’t have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him “out of no where” (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)
🔭Result: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation
Failed lab experiment N.4: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (♡´౪`♡)
Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.
Failed lab experiment N.4: ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏ (・_├┬┴┬┴ Failed lab experiment N.4: (;﹏;)
Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now he’s sad
🔭 Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):
Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie what’s a Cochlear implant
Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.
Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes
Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!
Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.
Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you 🙀😔
Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! 😉
Successful lab experiment: I’d prefer if I wasn’t... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?
Successful lab experiment: Mikey?
Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!
(He still doesn’t know why)
Raph
🥊 Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)
🥊as a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such 🥊*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*
🥊 will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you 🥊 if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers 🥊 will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao
🥊 will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you: y/n: jniasunoakpfa raph: what was that y/n: keyboard smash? raph: how do i do that y/n: just press anything raph: 7 🥊 Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:
🥊 Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:
Leo
🎏 Perfect texts 🎏 looks like an email/letter sometimes 🎏 to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct 🎏 when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX. 🎏 to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is 🎏 prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice 🎏Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):
lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao 🎏Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): 🐢 when talking about team work or his brothers / 🪷 for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / 💙 for his boo and his boo only / 😏 only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)
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Group chat (more than one reaction)
💚 catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??
💚 “Nah shut up” group, doesn’t care much about it and won’t change their ways: Leo, Raph
💚 Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess
💚 Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j
💚 Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it
💚Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point it’s almost unbearable: Mikey 💚Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:
💚the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example: Mikey: *has sent an selfie*
Mikey: you know y/n
Mikey:If you’re fortunate enough
Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness
Mikey: but mine?
April: oh boy here we go
Mikey: Hasn’t. 😏😏😏
Y/n: Oh?
Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-
Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick
#visually this looks a hot mess I apologize#did i add a bunch of my old incorrect quotes on this?#yes i did#i regret nothing#tmnt headcanons#tmnt x reader#2003 tmnt#tmnt bayverse turtles x reader#2003 tmnt x reader#2007 tmnt#mm tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2007#giulia writes
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i’ve been having this idea bouncing around my brain for a bit and skdnndm
Gaz with a partner who can’t cum from penetration alone and he gets creative to get her off because there is no way he is letting her not cum
-🔭
gaz would have 0 qualms drawing circles with a bullet vibrator on your clit as he gave slow, languid thrusts until you came.
he doesn't give a damn that you don't come from pen alone. whatever you need, sweetheart.
he'll wear that cockring with the bunny ears too, if it meant that you came around him.
but fret not, he'd've already pulled a minimum of 3 blinding orgasms from you with just his mouth and fingers alone before even thinking about fucking you.
every time.
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f!reader x sentient chair
our poor attempt at kinktober day 9
tw SMUT, shakespeare level writing, multiple tongues, sentient chair, daddy kink
796 words
After a long, tedious of work at the office with nothing but an uncomfortable desk chair, y/n could finally sit down in the comfort of her own chair.
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y/n had always seen the intricacies of a chair from childhood. She had spent many summers in her grandpa's garden learning to join wood. She'd always taken such care of the details, and was the best memory of him. She had developed a keen eye for them and had collected many from charity shops #thrift. She loved them all, but one stood out to her. It was her prize possession: the rocking chair. She could sit in it for hours, rocking away, for it always made her feel instantly at ease and relaxed, even after a tough day of work.
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Y/n quickly sat down in the rocking chair in her blazer and skirt, before whipping out her prime and lunchly and opened up the latest episode of the thrilling talk tuah podcast. She let herself completely relaxed and be overtaken by the comfort of her soft rocking chair and cosy house. Y/n was in such a daze, she barely noticed that she has stopped rocking the chair. But it was still moving! The chair gently swayed her back and forth.
She was quickly startled when she heard a low, sultry voice in her ear. She thought it must be her imagination and fatigue, until she heard it again, even clearer.
"just relax darling, I've got you" the voice purred.
"Who's there!?" she called out into the soft candlelight.
"It's just me sweetheart, behind you, don't you worry your pretty head, I've got you"
Y/n quickly jumped out of her seat, ready to defend herself, until she suddenly noticed something moving on her chair.
It was the juiciest, most moist pair of lips she'd ever layed her eyes upon. Only upon closer inspection did she realise another pair of lips resided on the seat. She gasped😱😱😱😱😱😱😱. What had happened to her chair?? and why did she feel this way about it?? she couldn't describe it. Almost an excitement, for she hadn't felt this way in a very long time. The exhilherating sensation coarsed through her body and into her heat.
The chair seemed to notice.
"Nervous.... are we? I don't blame you darling" it growled dominantly.
"Come back here doll and sit your pretty ass down. I won't bite.... unless you want me to"
The blush on her face rose almost instantly and her core tightened. She was practically dripping.💦💦👅👅
y/n cautiously edged her way closer to the chair, hesitating before she sat back down, submissing to it. She was completely at its will.
"good girl😈😈" it grumbled. She could feel the vibrations through her core, stimulating her. Y/n's breath caught in her throat and her brain stopped. She couldn't think straight, her thoughts going into the gutter. She gasped as she felt something pressing against her clothed mound, eliciting a moan before she could stop herself. Y/n could feel her underwear being toyed with before being ripped off with sharp canines.
"tell me you don't want this and I'll stop. Am I clear?"
"yess daddy~" she moaned before she could stop herself.
"that's what I like to hear kittenwhiskers" it said assertively. "now I don't want to hear another sound out of that pretty little mouth of yours"
Suddenly from behind her, the second tongue licked her neck tantalisingly, teasing her.
"Nya~" she let out another moan.
"I thought I told you to be quiet... naughty kitten. Daddy's going to have to punish you."
as quick as lightning, the main tongue penetrated her.
She yelped in pain and pleasure, shocked at the sudden action. It stilled for a moment, letting her to adjust to it's girth, before ploughing into her at the speed of light✨🌠🔭.
She tried desperately to suppress her moans as he slurped up her juices, but it was too much. She was already approaching the end as she'd never felt this way with a man😱😱😱😱 (lesbian in disguise🏳️🌈🏳️🌈).
"PLEASE CAN I CUM DADDY PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!" as she gyrated on the tongue making the chair rock to it's full capacity.
"ok kitten.... cum💦💦💦💦"
she gasped and let out a primal scream. She'd never heard such a pornographic moan leave her mouth which was drooling. She came undone over it, and it lapped up her juices with vigour.
After she'd finished, she took a few minutes to calm down from the best experience of her life.
The chair whispered in her ear "go to sleep darling.. I will clean this mess up. Good girl"
Y/n promptly fell asleep as the chair cleaned her up.
There was now a reason to this being her favourite chair.
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What is your favourite way to masturbate yourself? Reading something or watching videos or pictures? In front of someone? Fingers or sextoys ? On your back or ass up? Touching your breasts or both hands between your legs?
Please, be precise, it's research in the name of science.
Hehehe 🔬🔭🥼
Most of the time I am very lazy. Fully dressed, magic wand, no playing with any other part of myself. Usually I have tumblr open or I am reading something.
But sometimes... If I am reading something very good for a long time... I will decide I can't take it anymore, pull up my shirt, clamp my own nipples and lay face down ass up with the vibrator in between my legs.
Thanks for asking!
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Welcome to Beakers and Telescopes!
We are a team of 2 scientists who created this blog to talk about science that we're passionate about! Whether that's new discoveries that interest us or explaining topics in our field in a way that the average Tumblr user can understand, our goal is to get people as excited about science as we are.
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I just loved this video and I wanted to share it with y’all to spread more awareness about the upcoming astrological events. 🔭🌌 I loved the idea of encouraging us individually to stay in those higher vibrations of love, gratitude and peace to accelerate the birth of new earth, since clearly so many astrological aspects are indicating massive changes and us as co-creators in this universe have the power to accelerate those changes. Right there will be many triggers and we can rather keep it running smoothly more often than not by choosing to stay calm and at peace, since it will all pass. 🌍
Now especially with pluto going through the very last degrees of cap (28° to 29°), it’s going to be intense before it finally enters aqua in March to June, then back in cap and back again in aqua in 2024 until possibly 2043. And I’m so excited about this evolution and freedom but also kinda scared. For one, pluto in aqua is about to mess with us in social media big time, expect to be 👀 or controlled somehow, but either way those pluto themes will play out strongly in social media. I also have my mc in aqua and although they won’t conjunct obvs since it’s at later aqua degrees, I still dk how heck that will play out.
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Just the Smut
Hey! Since I’m taking a writing break, here are all the Jily smut scenes I’ve written from every one of my fics… because sometimes that’s all you really want 😉 Guess it’s been a weird year and a half 😇
Whatever You Say, Professor
(**All sex is between a student, Lily, and her teacher, James, who is 3 years older**)
Tender, first time sex 💕 — First Real Date
Quick, secret ‘sorry I scared you’ hookup — Trouble in Paradise
Sex against wall in the kitchens & James’ first blowjob 🍒 — Cherry on Top
James handcuffed to a bed and ridden — In Control
Role play (student/teacher… it makes sense if you read it, lol) sex on desk and chair🪑 — Teacher, Teacher
Hot, fast quickie in a closet during Petunia’s wedding, they get walked in on 💃 — The Unexpected Wedding
What Are You Doing To Me?
(Canon Jily — James starts off as a jerk but ends up literally perfect and smut evolves with this)
Fingering on the common room couch 🛋— Looking for Purpose
All the lead up of a handjob for only 2 seconds of it — Whipped
Awkward, rushed losing of virginity in a broom cupboard 🧹 — Losing It
Attempt 2 at sexing, complete with eating out — Trying Again
Angry romp against wall in a secret passageway 🕯— Coping Mechanisms
General talk of hooking up all over the place and coming up with a safe word 🍍 — Pineapple
Teasing her in the common room — Toying with Hearts
Lily on top, then tying him up and leaving him 😈 — Who Got the Power?
Start of a deserted classroom hookup — Fighting It
Riling each other up all over Hogwarts, James making her knickers vibrate in class — Sexual Olympics
Rough, jealous sex across a desk 👀 — Green-Eyed Monster
Foreplay — Tell Him
Making love in the Room of Requirement/Quidditch Pitch ✨ — Bang Bang, He Shot Me Down
Morning sex, followed by a lesson in anatomy 🍑 followed by the start of a drunken hookup — Merry Fucking Christmas
Foreplay — Laughing at the Devil
Sex in front of a mirror 🪞— Keep Your Eyes Open
‘I really fucking missed you’ sex — We Shouldn’t
James’ POV hookups with other girls thinking of Lily 🤦🏻♂️ — I Fucked Up
James’ POV start of his hookups with Lily 6th year — Love Me
James’ POV middle of his hookups with Lily 6th year — Let Me Love You
James’ POV last of his hookups with Lily 6th year — Cause I Still Fucking Love You, Babe
Beautiful, tender first-time-sex-as-a-survivor after a swim date👙 — Slower
Romantic post-date handjob and hookup on couch 🛋 — Baby
Eating out and romp in Head Office — A Woman Scorned
Sweet, first time anal 🍑 — Cheeky
Tying him to a chair and masturbating in front of him before riding 🪑— Put in His Place
Making love in a closet during Petunia’s wedding (it’s a HC 😉) getting off on vows — Be That For You
Yay-we-didn’t-die making love — She Knows & He Can't Wait
Enemy Within
(James is a Death Eater — kink themes throughout)
Fingering in the Head Office — The Surrender
Eating out with toy 🪄 in Forbidden Forest — The Pleasure
Voyeurism watching James getting a bj then Lily getting eaten out in astronomy tower 🔭 — The Voyeur
Attempted murder 🔪 followed by angry first time fuck — The Mistake
Possessive morning spooning 🥄 sex — The Repercussions
Jealous fuck in bar bathroom 🍻 get interrupted but keep going — The Avoidance
Lily tied to bed and fingered and eaten out while Sirius watches 🛏 — The Gratitude
BDSM foreplay (domination, belt tied, candle wax) 🕯 — The Claim
Pure kinky sex (rough handling, bed tied, edging) followed by romantic bj — The Confession
Sex marathon followed by stealthy love making in Great Hall during a lockdown ✨ — The Betrayal
James eating her out while she’s propped on his shoulders then shagging in a lingerie boutique— The Date
Kinkily hooking up 3 times on a yacht 🛥 (spanking, ass-play, collar) — The Reveal
Edging her in bed and making him prematurely ejaculate in locker room after game 🧹 — The Relationship
Threesome 👩❤️👨🙋🏻♂️ Jily, Sirius — The Trigger
Birthday sex covered in chocolate 🍫 — The Ascension
The Forgotten Night
Drunken foreplay with James being good🍹 — The Forgotten Night
Wickedly Twisted
(Lily is a Death Eater — and she’s out to drive James to his breaking point)
Sexual tension, non-hookup against a wall 👀 — Locked Eyes
Fingering her while trapped in a cupboard 🚪 — Animals
Dry-humping and teasing him on the floor until he comes in his trousers 👖 — idfc
Making him get on his knees and eat her out in the shower 🚿 — I Feel Like I’m Drowning
Her being surprisingly tender taking his virginity on the couch 🍒 — Hurts Like Hell
Begging her to give him another chance while he fingers her in a empty classroom — Problematic
Making him see her naked in class 🍑 so he has to run away to the WC to masturbate where she rides him instead — Greedy
Brief descriptions of marathon sex sessions — Dazed and Confused
James trying to gain some power while getting rode on a shag rug in front of the fireplace; falling for each other 🔥 — Alone With You
She finally lets him 'make love' to her with him on top ❤️ — You're Losing Me
She goes down on him followed by desperate, tender side-by-side prisoner sex where they come together — Breathe
He's losing his mind, cock-warming, still captive — Side Effect
World Cup
This one’s a little different in that it’s James x reader, but it’s basically James being a world class footie player fucking you silly ⚽️
Magic James
An anon request to have James be a Magic Mike stripper for Lily… she loves it 😏
Baby Bird
Lily’s having a hard time not shagging her handsome, chivalrous, perfect bodyguard… and who can blame her? 🙅♀️ — Doing It
Right Reasons
Lily is the Bachelorette and James is one of her reluctant suitors. They fall for each other instantly despite far too many hurdles 🌹
Finally sneaking around to have sex, James going down on her, Lily freaking out bc she’s in love, they get interrupted 🇨🇷 — Costa Rica — Part 3
Passionate ‘I love you’ sex on his lap and against the wall, with blowjob ♥️ — Morocco — Part 2
Fuck the Rich
Overworked chef Lily figures a one-night stand with rich boy James Potter can't hurt... so why is he making it so intimate? 🤔
Guys. I’m just giggling to myself looking at this. If you think I missed any… let me know 😅 I must have run out of ways to describe sex by now… right? Right?!?
#just the smut#jily#jily smut#james potter smut#lily evans smut#jily fanfiction#my smut#my smut list#smut recs#James Potter#Lily Evans#tiff’s smut
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Tests
1. What are the temperatures 🌡️ in the cosmic space between planets compared to planet's surface temperature
2.Which side temperature varies from around
3. Light domination
4. Sound domination
5. Vibration domination
Planetary configuration makes planets move orbit
What exactly inforces planetary configuration in a macrocosmic space
Climate conditions on Earth
We should call it element conditions technically
Dry cold
Wet cold
Humidity cold
Snow warm
Ice warm
Ice cold
In a combination
Wind cold
Wind warm
🌀🌬️🌊🌫️🌁🌪️❄️🔥🌅💧🌥️🌦️🌨️⛈️🌩️🌧️
🌠🪐🔭🌌🌃🌕
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Climate
1. Temperature 🌡️
Increased above normal level artificially by using excess heating electrical appliances drilling oil burning industrial oil general habituation increase on earth generated by the bodies gas burning coal burning car fuel burning in the air
2. Natural Earth causes by natural elements
3. Cosmic vibrations frequencies cosmic radiation
Reduce excess population immigration transits general habituation including reduction of animals
I am against immigration globally
Immigrants spread crime viruses
Learn from animals how to habituate on Earth
Chained reactions car polutants affect lungs people go to hospital to enquire cure an extra hospital uses extra chemicals electricity the more affected the bigger the chain
Genetically transmitted disease from filthy ecology are more apparent than inherited genetical disease
Genetically modified hybrid I am not expert find someone who can elaborate on organic
I personally and professionally would not recommend transport of food from one climate to another I explained in one of the lessons risks of transmitting disease
Target prevention of disease brain or bodily related
Medical practitioners waste public resources by curing preventable disease made by filthy ecology
Nuclear weapons do not clean the environment someone has to do it clean the old prevent new built
Filthy nations who favour nuclear weapons not energy are the filthiest disgrace
Work on yourself what you need improving
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🌏🔭☄️🌠🪐🌕
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Ok, but, grass is better because then you have a vibration dampening surface for setting up a 🔭 telescope 🔭
(More rooves should be build as balconies a non flat roof is wasted space tbh)
not to be gay, but GOODNESS i need to lay on the roof and look at stars while discussing love with some pretty girl
#it has been raining here for weeks i haven't gone out telescope stargazing for ages#cute girl or friends would be a nice bonus but it's fun to even just look at space things
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I don’t trap no mo I make crypto moves 👊💯💰👅💁♀️🔫🔮💎 . Last year I asked for bitcoin on my bday. And now a year later, that G turned into dis G... ..Haha joking 😂😏👌 definitely joking🤨😉 . ::: but fr, I can genuinely say that I do feel this magnitude of wealth in my magical mystical Life.⚡️🌸🐬🤩 . Celebrating 22 journeys around the sun .:. they seem to get better each time. Every day that I wake up to this beautiful life, i am reminded endlessly of all there is to be grateful for, and shown unlimited opportunities for upgrades 🖤 Every moment opens a doorway of new perspective. Life’s subtle teachings await our curious exploration.🚪🔭🕺• . A couple key things I have picked up on in the last few years, is that we really DO live in a magical reality...the <<thoughts>> and (((vibrations))) we carry within go out and ~~ripple~~ across the entire cosmos, bouncing back and forth eternally in the etheReaLms of non-separation. Also that Going into a scenario that pushes the edge of my comfort zone is essential to comprehending the true strength/confidence of Oneness within ourselves 👁👁👁 In this next year of growth, I aim to create a colorful, artistic, insightful, loving, and brilliant existence for myself and those around me 💖 .. . . . #makeart #supportart #befree #infinitelove #trust #balance #digitalart #sacredgeometry #arabesque #portal #succulent #solarreturn #altcoin #bitcoin #trx #cryptocurrency #flexin #icylikeahockeypuck #Gwagon #GforGratitude #vibe #explore #awaken #thirdeye #vision #digitalcollage #ethereality p.s. ... let’s support cryptocurrency so we can decentralize && use the gains to support all the things we know can make the world a better place ayyyyy 😉🙌 (at Bonny Doon Beach)
#infinitelove#gforgratitude#vibe#succulent#makeart#ethereality#digitalart#solarreturn#awaken#supportart#trx#arabesque#sacredgeometry#cryptocurrency#icylikeahockeypuck#balance#gwagon#altcoin#befree#thirdeye#digitalcollage#flexin#portal#bitcoin#vision#explore#trust
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Speaking of childe's empty ass-
Stuff it full with a bullet vibrator & a nice thick strap and then just oversim him the whole night 👀
OMG 😭😭
Retribution
Cw:: Bullet vibrators,overstimulation, corporal punishment,dumbification, pegging,heavy degradation, brat!childe x fem!dom!reader. Slow burn, angst at the start
You never expected Childe to submit to your will, his roughish behaviour and playful demeanour, gave you the hint to understand that he was nothing less of a brat.
You always knew he was obedient to one god and one god only, his Tsaritsa, his god, the only source of obedience that strived from him...but, you’d always question how far he’d really go for his god.
And after this he’d gone far enough.
“You understand what you’ve just done right? Your this unbelievable? All that fucking planning gone to waste.”, you laced your words with enough bitterness to stab it into Childe that this wasn’t a joke. That you weren’t a joke.
You were referring to a discovery you had been finalising and planning out with Sucrose, and after months of slowly farming and finding the components and ingredients needed (keep in mind all hidden from Childe) it was your own lover that undid your ribbon.
Cerulean eyes narrowed in annoyance, ginger hair tucked to the side has he side glanced before turning his gaze back to you, a the side of his lips quirked to a half frown.
“You know what I have to do Y/N, I serve my god with loyalty and your little secret was not in the Tsaritsa’s favour. You know what would happen if I disobeyed her, so don’t go about trust when you kept this under my nose”
You scoffed In disbelief, you knew the shit his god would ask of him if the Harbingers knew what Favonius’s Alchemists were up to, but you could tell this was taking a personal turn.
“Trust? Really?, you crossed your arms before letting out a half hearted chuckle, mostly toned with utter shock at this point, “you trying to pick a fucking fight here pretty boy?”, he flinched at the nickname.
“So what if I am? What are you gonna do?”
His eyes sparked up, not a hint of the previously sedate look in his eyes. Oh you knew where this was going but if he thought he’d be having his way tonight he’d be so wrong.
Childe took a few steps to you, albeit cautious but almost as if the fucker had a spring in his step.
“Why don’t you show me what you’re going to do,” his slender hands raised to hold your chin, eyes softening and expression smug as ever. Oh this bitch. He was toying with you?
He was tall, but at that moment when your protruding glare pierced at his own loving gaze, it felt like he was a scared puppy with its owner with a firm grip on its leash.
“You’re lucky you’re fun to ruin mutt. Or id have torn you limb from limb.”
“So if I’m so fun to ruin, what’s the wait? Or are you just afraid?”
In the moment you seized both his wrists with an iron grip, before tossing him on the couch, Childe was 100% shocked, his face getting pale, but he soon started giggling at how frustrated you were.
You thanked god everyday for your patience... and your couch with a built in drawer for all your toys.
You reacher under grabbing ahold of the soft beige handle before pulling it open to a plethora of different sex toys, you picked up a black strap, and a bullet vibrator, nothing stood out to Childe at first, but as soon as his eyes landed upon the strap on, you saw the colour drain from his flushed face. You see, you were loving and easy when you and Childe had sex, going a simple 7-8 inches on him even starting with a 5 inch strap from the start, but the strap you held in your hand was a 11 inch strap, with a crazy girth that made him think, just by looking at it you re-arranged his insides.
“Not so confident now huh? Well girlie, I can’t wait to give you some retribution, and I’ll shove that retribution 11 inches up your ass”
You hastily strapped on your strap-on before turning to your phone, it was dark so the light sorta bugged you off only fuelling your fire. You looked towards the black vibrator before clicking something on your phone, and like magic, or just sex technology if that was a thing, your vibrator came to life, whirring at the lowest setting.
“Ready pretty boy?”
He gulped before not even getting the chance to nod before you started taking his scarf and tying his wrists together.
“You didn’t even give me a chance to take off my clothes! Some professional you are”
You let a little laugh out before turning your gaze down to look back at his challenging stare.
“Why not let them get dirty? I mean what’s that going to do? After all you’re not going anywhere tomorrow”
“Wha-“
You swiftly pushed him forward roughly before having his face down in the couch, wrists hanging off the couch and ass up in the air. You smiled for the first time that night, getting ready to have your meal.
You took your hands, utilising them to roll down his trousers, Childe let out a grunt of discomfort, shifting away from your grasp.
Slap
“Anh- what was that for Y/N?”
“For the fact you still think you can be all cute and comfortable during a punishment.”
Legs began to straddle Childe as he shifted, “what did I say?”
“...not to move”
You scoffed rolling you’re eyes at the incompetence you were facing.
“Great! A mutt can take orders.”
You lines up the strap to his hold purposefully missing it to tease him a bit, but what did he deserve?
Stopping any previous motion, you took the bullet vibrator and teased Childe’s ass with it, before completely shoving it in, no lubricant to maximise pain over pleasure.
“A-ANgh!”
“W-what happened to lube? T-“ before he could finish his sentence a whirring began. You had turned an app on having Childe’s ass vibrating at the lowest setting.
Grunts and moans started to drag out of Childe, his at ease demeanour dissipating into a troubled and rather furrowed look. Yet even if he was uncomfortable and on a high of the lowest setting, you weren’t surprised to find out the slut still found pleasure!
“I never turned the thought down of you being such a fucking slut but really? This? You’d get turned on by a packet of cheese for gods sake.”
“AAah~”
A tuft of ginger hair turned to look at you, those sickle blue eyes glazing your figure, eyes already glassy and half lidded.
You positioned yourself at his already wet entrance, but before you went a plunged right in, you turned the vibrator on the medium setting, and when you finally slipped in, a hiss of pain left Childe as you still hadn’t used lube.
Catching a rhythm, you began at a medium sort of speed, and grabbed his dick, leaning forward to his ear, now high pitched moans getting louder.
“I wanna make sure when this slutty dick wants to cum. Think about cumming with out asking and I’ll make sure I’ll fuck you stupid till you don’t even know your own name and only know how to serve as a screw up and a useless,” THRUST “mindless” THRUST”fuck toy”.
Childe’s dick twitched in your hand signalling he was about to cum, you sped up your form bounced and thrusted with all the energy in you.
With a final grand moan, Childe came thick white ropes on the couch, ceasing to notice your phone in hand and now increasing speed. You were overstimulating him.
Those once honey suckle moans turned into pure sobs, and even though you weren’t even able to see Childe’s face, you knew his eyes were half lidded, fat bubbling tears already spilling from his rolled back eyes, mouth occupied with spilling fruitless words of begging and sobs.
“You came with out asking didn’t you fuck toy? You thought that you could get away and not expect a punishment further?”
With every hateful thrust forward and pull backwards, you smiled watching Childe break. Though he was your lover, nothing tasted sweeter than fucking your lover into the abyss until he knew who owned his body.
With shriek after shriek, you turned off V the vibrator and pulled out, taking some pity on the boy who had gone through eight dry orgasms already.
You put your toys away not including Childe after wiping them throughly, before turning your attention to the fucked dumb boy.
Childe’s eyes stood in one place never focusing on anything else, to blissed and dumb to say anything.
“W-why?”
“Because darling, every crime needs to be served its retribution.”
#🔭.Childe#🔭.pegging#🔭.vibrators#🔭.overstimulation#🔭.dumbification#Childe smut#genshin impact smut#genshin impact x reader
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