#🔞levihan drabble🔞

[youre-ackermine]

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Congratulations Giulia @giuliadrawsstuff & thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to write a few drabbles of Levihan cuddling!

Here's my humble contribution, I hope you'll enjoy it!

Also a huge shout-out to Terra @dont-f-with-moogles & Sailor @sixpennydame for beta reading & their kind support!!

Dumbstruck

Pairing: Levi Ackerman x NB!Hange Zoe

Wordcount: 1062 approx.

Modern AU / non-binary Hange / nsfw / swearwords

🔞 MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 🔞

The warm summer breeze caressed their face as the swallows chirped loudly outside. The early morning sun darted through the waving curtain, randomly staining the messy sheets with light spots.

As they opened their eyes, face still snuggled up into the pillow, Hange wrapped their naked body tighter in the soft white bed cloth and felt so cozy that they were likely to stay in bed. But the noisy birds wouldn't let them sleep in.

Lifting their head, their still blurred gaze swept the room. Hange took a deep breath as they tried to figure out where that delicious lavender scent was coming from and where the hell they were.

The scent was oddly familiar though, filling their nose as they stretched their slender limbs and inhaled deeply again.

All was quiet around them.

Reaching for the bedside table and fumbling for their glasses, they put them on to finally display what was around them. Their mouth agape, stunned by the connection their brain cells suddenly made between what they smelled and what they saw, the faintest shade of pink showed up on their cheeks when the realization dawned: it was Levi's bedroom.

Memories of last night? None. How they ended up in Levi's bed was a complete mystery. 

However, what they had done together in this very bed was crystal clear. The mere thought of it had had them cackling in the dumbest way when they heard muffled sounds coming from the kitchen. 

Reluctantly getting out of bed, Hange grabbed their clothes spread out all over the floor. Heading for the door, they shimmied into their tank top and tripped as they clumsily put their shorts on.

One hand on the doorknob, Hange took a deep breath to try and regain composure.

A whiff of fried bacon and black tea welcomed them as soon as they opened the door. Their heart pounded uselessly fast and loud, echoing in their ears and pulsing in their throat. Their mouth was dry as chalk whilst their hands, ironically, were slippery with sweat.

Hange climbed down a flight of stairs to reach the kitchen, but paused to admire the breathtaking sight that suddenly stopped them on their way. They leaned against the doorframe, lifting their shaking fingers to slide their glasses up their nose.

Hange held back a gasp as they saw Levi's bare back displayed in all its glory a few steps from them. He wore nothing but green boxer shorts that highlighted his muscular figure. Unaware of their gaze , he was focused on cooking scrambled eggs, sipping his tea every once in a while.

Hange's eyes lingered on the beautiful tattoo that covered most of his upper back, muscles rolling under his pale skin with every move. Their eyes widened, they gulped and licked their dry lips involuntarily as they stared at Levi in awe.

A huge grin blooming on their face, Hange finally closed the distance between them and wrapped their arms around Levi's torso. They pressed their body tighter against his and kissed him in the crook of his neck. Levi closed his eyelids and tilted his head at the sensation, exposing more of his skin. They began to trace wet kisses up and down his neck, drawing muffled moans from him. 

Hange's hands gently stroked his chest in the meanwhile, making him shiver with every brush over his nipples.

Levi got rid of his cup of tea on the counter and turned around to face Hange, taking them in his arms, his face nuzzled in their messy hair, his warm breath on their neck. He held them tight, but they managed to slide one hand down to grab his ass while the other slipped under his boxers over his hardening dick as he started to trace their earlobe with his tongue and he…

"Smells delicious in there! I'm starving!"

Miche, Levi's roommate,  sprang out of nowhere, bumping past Hange as he walked through the doorway towards the kitchen.

Wait, what?

Hange shook their head to get rid of the fog that remained there, still dizzy after the warm embrace they shared wi... Wait! It wasn't real, was it? In the blink of an eye, something weighed heavily on their heart. The whole thing was just a dream after all?

Dumbstruck, they glanced at Levi, then did a double take.

He was still standing before the stove, a cup of tea in one hand, a spatula in the other. However the warm softness of his skin lingered on their lips so vividly that Hange blinked in utter disbelief.

Then Erwin entered the kitchen too, a smirk on his handsome face as he swiftly glanced at Hange's flustered features.

"What a night, Hange! What a night!" he said as he crossed the kitchen to join Miche at the table with a cup of coffee.

"How come you slept on the couch, Levi? I bet something went wrong at some point" Erwin added as he sat to sip his coffee.

Levi snorted, dishing up bacon and scrambled eggs on four plates before replying, his tired eyes frowned with apparent annoyance.

"Just ask Four-Eyes over there! This fucking weirdo was -once again- rambling about their science shit and next thing I know I was standing outside of my own fucking bedroom with only my boxers on!"

Erwin and Miche didn't even try to hold back their mocking laughter and inquiring glances.

Those sons of… Well, getting mad at them was pointless, Hange guessed. More importantly there was this whole Shorty/Four-Eyes situation.

Levi had to be really furious to spit out the longest sentence they ever heard coming from him. What did they do last night? Why did they drive him out of his room? Hange was still standing in the doorframe, their eyes meeting Levi's across the table where he sat now, eating his breakfast.

Of course his usual resting bitch face gave them no clue whatsoever about the situation and they felt helpless as they roamed their brain out in search of memories.

"I'll go take my shower first," Levi said as he got up from his chair and put his plate in the kitchen sink. "Don't want to go to the bathroom after you, pigs!"

Leaving the kitchen, he leaned towards a still paralyzed Hange as he walked past them, whispering in their ear "you have no idea what you missed last night, Four-Eyes".

The description of Levi as Hange sees him in this drabble is inspired by this fanart 😏 Enjoy!

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[dont-f-with-moogles]

Drunk Drabbles 62: "If you can't sleep... we could have sex?" So, I really wasn't happy with my previous answer to this ask. I decided to work on it and I now have the improved version! Gonna delete the old one, but there are a few people who reblogged it anyway so it is still out there on the vast planes of Tumblr if anyone wants it. Thank you for the prompt @youre-ackermine!

Up All Night Characters: Levi x Hange Word Count: 974 words Modern AU (NSFW - still based on that Friends episode)

Gritting his teeth, Levi clicked on his bedside lamp and shifted around to glare at Hange. He had already endured the commotion of her pummelling her pillow into a more comfortable shape. His significant annoyance had then proceeded to toss and turn so violently that it had sent the entire bed frame creaking with her. It was all to no avail, for Hange threw herself onto her back in exasperation.

“Sor-ry Levi!” she yawned, stretching her arms over her head. It had been on the tip of Levi’s tongue to tell her just how sorry she was going to be if she kept him awake for much longer, before he hesitated. 

“Look Four Eyes, if you can’t sleep, we could always…”

He trailed off, his expression serious despite a steely glint in his eye. Hange studied his face as though sifting through vast, hidden depths of meaning. Confident in her findings, her features brightened. Then, as Levi held her gaze, Hange’s smile faltered.

“Wait… you’re not talking about cleaning the kitchen are you?”

“I meant sex, you idiot.”

“Ah… in that case, I think your pillow talk might need some work, Levi.” Hange rolled onto her stomach, resting her folded arms upon his bare chest. She lay against him, her chin nestled in the crook of her elbow. 

“You mean… it’s not working on you right now?” he whispered, trailing his fingers through her hair.

Hange’s eyes were fixed upon his own. 

“I didn’t say that…” She lifted her head and pressed her lips against his. Levi gathered the loose strands away from her face, tucking her hair behind her ear. He stroked her jawline; his open mouth against hers. Hange withdrew before moving in again to kiss the warmth of his neck, his chest, his tensed abdomen. As she neared the crest of his hip bone, Levi’s breath came in shallow gasps. He stifled a moan as she took his cock in her hand and slowly ran her tongue up from base to tip.

“Fuck…”

Her wet, parted lips traced the tip and Levi let out his breath in a low hiss. He was forced to bite back a few more obscene words as she closed her mouth around him. Levi’s head sank backwards, his fingers clenching Hange’s shoulder. His hips bucked forward, seeking pressure from the tightness of her lips. Instead, Hange raised her head to smile at him.

“Okay, okay! I won’t keep you waiting…”  

She brought herself up into sitting position, thighs straddling Levi’s waist. Hange reached down to grasp and guide him to her. Levi was clutching her leg tight enough to leave the print marks of impatient fingertips upon her skin. He gave a slow, deep thrust into her and Hange uttered a sharp gasp at the intrusion. She clenched her knees into his sides, then leaned down to take Levi’s face in her hands. Her hair fell over his face, tickling his forehead and chin as their noses touched. Levi felt Hange’s breath lifting the heat from his cheeks. He, too, stroked her soft skin, marvelling at her dark eyes and curved nose. Levi regarded her in silent disbelief, his eyes mapping down each beautiful feature until they came to settle upon her lips. 

“Maybe it’s not so bad that we can’t sleep…” Hange whispered.

She kissed him deeply and Levi moved beneath her. With a sigh of pleasure Hange sat up, one hand gripping his arm. She pushed down on him, relishing the delicious ache of him inside her. Then she began to rock against him rhythmically, heat flooding her neck and chest. 

“Ah… this feels so… hah… huh?” Hange lowered her head and swept her tangled hair out of her face. Levi’s hand had fallen from her leg.

“Levi?”

Her partner’s eyes were closed; his mouth slightly open. Unlike her own ragged breathing, Levi’s chest was rising and falling quite steadily.

Hange touched Levi’s face again. He made a mild sound of recognition, then exhaled. Incredulous, Hange prised herself off of him and lifted his half-hard cock. Although she was tempted with a far more inventive means of waking Levi, Hange instead gave his shoulder a shake. Finally, she clicked on her bedside lamp. 

“What just happened?” Hange demanded. Her hair was wild; her forehead glistened with beads of sweat and her skin was stained in patches of colour. Levi gazed at her through half-closed lids.

“...had sex, then we fell asleep…” 

“No.” Hange was still struggling to slow her breathing. “No, we were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.”

“Ha…” His voice was thick with drowsiness. “I’m sure we both finished. You were great.” With that, he reached to click off the lamp, then rolled over onto his side. Furious, Hange snapped on the light.

“So fucking bright…” 

“Look, I was giving you some of my best moves and you missed it!” Hange snarled, “so now we’re gonna finish what we started!”

She waited, the little patience she still had dwindling rapidly, whilst Levi groaned into his pillow. Muttering to himself, he turned onto his back.

“Okay… do what you want to me.” Levi lay still, eyes closed. “Just don’t wake me.” 

Hange gaped in silent outrage. The mattress springs creaked in protest as she sprang off the bed to seize her clothes from the floor.

“Fine!” 

She hopped about in an attempt to get her leg into her shorts. “Fine!” she repeated, yanking her baggy t-shirt over her head. “I’m going to make you some tea to wake you up!”

She turned to march from the room. Then, stopping at the doorway, Hange called back over her shoulder.

“And I probably won’t spill tea leaves all over the floor!”

Levi battled with the covers to sit upright.

“Hang on Four Eyes, I’m up, I’m up, I’m up!”

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You can call me C, I’m a nblw and a huge fan of D/s—when I’m not yearning for a butch, I am yearning for my 2D malewife. This is primarily a Levi self-ship/Fem!OC ship blog, but you will also find GN!Reader content, aot meta, and fanart of other Levi ships (namely eruri and levihan, I don't actively ship either tho I think they’re neat). NOT a fan of Levi x minor ships, ie ereri and rivamika. Lots of NSFW content in general, ergo 🔞.

*FYI: I hc Levi as a bisexual bratty sub who leans service top, may or may not be transmasc, and blue collar through and through. But ofc I don't mind other Levi flavors (I also reblog traditionally masc dom Levi and some white collar Levi stuff).

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[youre-ackermine]

Thank you so much for this second nsfw version Terra Darling 💜💜

The first version is here

Drunk Drabbles 62: "If you can't sleep... we could have sex?" So, I really wasn't happy with my previous answer to this ask. I decided to work on it and I now have the improved version! Gonna delete the old one, but there are a few people who reblogged it anyway so it is still out there on the vast planes of Tumblr if anyone wants it. Thank you for the prompt @youre-ackermine!

Up All Night Characters: Levi x Hange Word Count: 974 words Modern AU (NSFW - still based on that Friends episode)

Gritting his teeth, Levi clicked on his bedside lamp and shifted around to glare at Hange. He had already endured the commotion of her pummelling her pillow into a more comfortable shape. His significant annoyance had then proceeded to toss and turn so violently that it had sent the entire bed frame creaking with her. It was all to no avail, for Hange threw herself onto her back in exasperation.

“Sor-ry Levi!” she yawned, stretching her arms over her head. It had been on the tip of Levi’s tongue to tell her just how sorry she was going to be if she kept him awake for much longer, before he hesitated. 

“Look Four Eyes, if you can’t sleep, we could always…”

He trailed off, his expression serious despite a steely glint in his eye. Hange studied his face as though sifting through vast, hidden depths of meaning. Confident in her findings, her features brightened. Then, as Levi held her gaze, Hange’s smile faltered.

“Wait… you’re not talking about cleaning the kitchen are you?”

“I meant sex, you idiot.”

“Ah… in that case, I think your pillow talk might need some work, Levi.” Hange rolled onto her stomach, resting her folded arms upon his bare chest. She lay against him, her chin nestled in the crook of her elbow. 

“You mean… it’s not working on you right now?” he whispered, trailing his fingers through her hair.

Hange’s eyes were fixed upon his own. 

“I didn’t say that…” She lifted her head and pressed her lips against his. Levi gathered the loose strands away from her face, tucking her hair behind her ear. He stroked her jawline; his open mouth against hers. Hange withdrew before moving in again to kiss the warmth of his neck, his chest, his tensed abdomen. As she neared the crest of his hip bone, Levi’s breath came in shallow gasps. He stifled a moan as she took his cock in her hand and slowly ran her tongue up from base to tip.

“Fuck…”

Her wet, parted lips traced the tip and Levi let out his breath in a low hiss. He was forced to bite back a few more obscene words as she closed her mouth around him. Levi’s head sank backwards, his fingers clenching Hange’s shoulder. His hips bucked forward, seeking pressure from the tightness of her lips. Instead, Hange raised her head to smile at him.

“Okay, okay! I won’t keep you waiting…”  

She brought herself up into sitting position, thighs straddling Levi’s waist. Hange reached down to grasp and guide him to her. Levi was clutching her leg tight enough to leave the print marks of impatient fingertips upon her skin. He gave a slow, deep thrust into her and Hange uttered a sharp gasp at the intrusion. She clenched her knees into his sides, then leaned down to take Levi’s face in her hands. Her hair fell over his face, tickling his forehead and chin as their noses touched. Levi felt Hange’s breath lifting the heat from his cheeks. He, too, stroked her soft skin, marvelling at her dark eyes and curved nose. Levi regarded her in silent disbelief, his eyes mapping down each beautiful feature until they came to settle upon her lips. 

“Maybe it’s not so bad that we can’t sleep…” Hange whispered.

She kissed him deeply and Levi moved beneath her. With a sigh of pleasure Hange sat up, one hand gripping his arm. She pushed down on him, relishing the delicious ache of him inside her. Then she began to rock against him rhythmically, heat flooding her neck and chest. 

“Ah… this feels so… hah… huh?” Hange lowered her head and swept her tangled hair out of her face. Levi’s hand had fallen from her leg.

“Levi?”

Her partner’s eyes were closed; his mouth slightly open. Unlike her own ragged breathing, Levi’s chest was rising and falling quite steadily.

Hange touched Levi’s face again. He made a mild sound of recognition, then exhaled. Incredulous, Hange prised herself off of him and lifted his half-hard cock. Although she was tempted with a far more inventive means of waking Levi, Hange instead gave his shoulder a shake. Finally, she clicked on her bedside lamp. 

“What just happened?” Hange demanded. Her hair was wild; her forehead glistened with beads of sweat and her skin was stained in patches of colour. Levi gazed at her through half-closed lids.

“...had sex, then we fell asleep…” 

“No.” Hange was still struggling to slow her breathing. “No, we were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.”

“Ha…” His voice was thick with drowsiness. “I’m sure we both finished. You were great.” With that, he reached to click off the lamp, then rolled over onto his side. Furious, Hange snapped on the light.

“So fucking bright…” 

“Look, I was giving you some of my best moves and you missed it!” Hange snarled, “so now we’re gonna finish what we started!”

She waited, the little patience she still had dwindling rapidly, whilst Levi groaned into his pillow. Muttering to himself, he turned onto his back.

“Okay… do what you want to me.” Levi lay still, eyes closed. “Just don’t wake me.” 

Hange gaped in silent outrage. The mattress springs creaked in protest as she sprang off the bed to seize her clothes from the floor.

“Fine!” 

She hopped about in an attempt to get her leg into her shorts. “Fine!” she repeated, yanking her baggy t-shirt over her head. “I’m going to make you some tea to wake you up!”

She turned to march from the room. Then, stopping at the doorway, Hange called back over her shoulder.

“And I probably won’t spill tea leaves all over the floor!”

Levi battled with the covers to sit upright.

“Hang on Four Eyes, I’m up, I’m up, I’m up!”

... Asks are always welcome. Send me a prompt from the list, put your feet up, have a cuppa and I'll whip you up a drabble while you wait. 👉 Drabble challenge.