#🔊Anonymous🔇

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[starblitz]

Dear Evan Hansen: Blind Reaction (derogatory)

Before you click the “read more” button I’d like to state we ( @simppoyo and I) absolutely hate Dear Evan Hansen and this is our first time watching the movie. If you’re a fan you can ignore this post I literally don’t care, shoo.

Bullet list of things we found completely ridiculous ft. commentary:

"Nice manicure, very school shooter chic."

"M,, sorry [naruto runs away]"

"I wish I was different 🥺 I wish I was apart of something 🥺"

"You fell out of a tree? [Stiffled laughter] That's the saddest thing I've ever heard."

"[has asthma attack in the bathroom and looks like an entire blowfish]"

"[Goes onto Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram like the true 30 year o- I mean high schooler he is]"

"This is... Connor wanted you to have this. [hands him his own letter]"

"Connor took his own life. [deadpan]"

"[Entire school gossiping about a suicide]"

"[Takes picture with the besties the day after news breaks in front of dead persons locker]"

LITERALLY THE MOST AWKWARD DINNER SCENE EVER HELP

"[Says dead brother was a bad person RIGHT AFTER HIS SUICIDE]"

"Who knew rehab could be so much fun."

Connors dad is kind of a dilf ngl

"It was just... [Breaks into song at dinner table]"

Take a shot every time Evan sings "forever"

"[Runs like a wild animal]"

"[Falls like a gmod ragdoll]"

HELP MY BOYFRIEND SAID EVAN LOOKS MANIC

"They think you're lovers you know that right 🤨"

"I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight"

"Ugh calm yourself honey🤨✋"

"[Fruity twirl]"

WHY DID HE HIT THE WOAH HELP MEJEKDHENBDMD

HELP MY BOYFRIEND SAID THIS IS US AND I SAID I'M THE GUY THAT KILLED HIMSELF

Why they dancin like those early 2000s mmd music videos

"Take that trees."

"No, Larry, she needs her parents. 👹"

Dilfy voice "I will sing no requiem😈"

"My dad uh... He lives in Colorado... He left when I was seven😃"

WHY WE POOPOOING ON LARRY ZOEY???

"Like what things? [Awkward silence]"

"I do that ironically ✋"

THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHY IS THIS MOVIE SO FUCKING HORRENDOUS

Take more shots every time Evan sings "her"

EW EW EW EW WHY'S HE SO DISGUSTING I'M SORRY BUT I'M STILL NOT OVER HOW EVAN LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MIDDLE AGED MAN

EVAN HAS A RADIOHEAD POSTER IN HIS ROOM I'M LOSING IT

"[Shares medication information cutely as besties do]"

Me calling Alana(?) pretty for the entirety of her song

"All of us anonymous ones😈🥲😔🥺💔⛈️⛓️🔪🚬🩸💊⛈️💔🥺😔🥲😈"

"He never got invited to a single party😔🥲"

"You're so handsome😌" and it's the ugliest tie I've ever seen

"[Breathes heavily into mic] good mo🔇📣EEEE🔇good morning🔊 sorry-🔉"

HELP ME THE PEOPLE LAUGHING AT HIM ID BE LAUGHING TOO

Why is he licking his lips so much???

MY BOYFRIEND JUST DROPPED THE BOMB THAT HIS SCHOOL USED THIS SONG FOR A CHOIR CONCERT ONE YEAR??? WHAT?? HELP ME??

"[Sings in cursive] you will be fouuuUUNNDDD😩"

"His best friend died... You won't believe what he did next!" HELP ME?

[School presentation squares form Connors face like the fucking intro to Megamind]

Why is the dad crying making me emotional I hate this movie but that made me tear up a little it's literally the most emotion I've shown this entire time.

"This is just horrid 🤨" - My boyfriend

"You're gonna wanna grab some tissues 😔☝ [CUTS TO EVAN VOMITING]"

"Yeah he does..." He says as he doesn't have a dad.

WHY DOES EVAN SIT LIKE A SHRIMP HELP MF SAID 🍤🦐

HE'S JUST CONFESSING TO HIS MOM HELP THIS IS SO TENSE

"You know those aren't free!!! 👹"

Nvm he pussied out ✋

"Is your room upstairs? [Evan proceeds to give Zoey the grossiest smile ever]"

"I like u cuz... U." Wow that's crazy Shakespeare.

EW GROSS TOUCHING ZOEY DON'T TOUCH HIM HE'S GOT MAD UGLY DISEASE

Imagine how awkward...you're a ghost and you see your sister and "best friend" becoming a couple... I'd off myself x2

HE'S GOT Y@OI HANDS BYE

THEY KISSED AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 30 AND THE ACTRESS FOR ZOEY LOOKS LIKE SHE'S IN JUNIOR HIGH I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Not another dinner scene I can't take this it's so awkward

Evans mom is such a bitch 🤨

SHE DID NOT JUST POST THAT LETTER... GIRL????? LMAO

"ARE THEY GONNA ARREST THE INTERNET????!!"

The way he's coming clean through song is fucking sending us

"🐳WoOOOoORDs🐬 fAil🐋"

HE'S SUCH AN UGLY CRIER IT'S SO SCARY

Some of this is shot like a horror movie it's so bizarre

NOT THE MOM SINGING NOW

My boyfriend momentarily scooches his cat out of his room and I just hear "mEEWw"

"Mom isn't goin anywhere 👹🚬[smokers lung]"

Evan's "YouTuber Apology" ensues

SHUT UP I AM NOT TEARING UP AGAIN OVER CONNOR SINGING AND HIS FAMILIES REACTION I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING FUCK YOU

"[Squeezes knee]"

BYE WHY DID THEY FORGIVE HIM

I hate this fucking movie man

Dear Evan Hansen more like Die Evan Hansen

The credits was the best part to the movie tbh.

"YOu wiLL be fOIUUnFdD🐋🐋🐋🐋" and I reply "dude your MOM will be found... In my bed tonight OHHHH🔊🔇"

US LOSING IT OVER SOMEONE NAMED "LUCY BUTT" AND MY BOYFRIEND SAYS "NO WONDER THERE'S SOMEONE NAMED BUTT THIS MOVIE WAS ASS" HELP ME

Final Thoughts:

Horrid.🥰😍

[muteout-thenoise]

Pretty random question but do you sleep too or does only Mute do that

"I mean, I could sleep if I wanted, but I don't usually."

[muteout-thenoise]

Anons are knows for being highly annoying, they're probably planning something

"I'm just gonna appreciate the calmness right now, man."

[muteout-thenoise]

The anons are being oddly nice to you and Mute today

Suspicious

"Eh, I'm not gonna complain."

[muteout-thenoise]

oop- sorry for bringing it up

"Yo it's fine, ya didn't know." Noise glances over to Mute, who was asleep. "You couldn't have known.."

[muteout-thenoise]

If you don't mind me asking, what's it like when you revert to your disaster stone?

Noise suddenly paused. "It's..... well... I... I don't like it.. it's lonely."

[muteout-thenoise]

The size difference between you and Mute is hilarious (/lh, of course)

"Heh, yeah, kinda!"

[muteout-thenoise]

What was your favorite moment with Mute

"Pfft-- favorite moment with Mute? Man I can't choose! I've spent thousands of years with 'em, how could I possibly choose?"

[muteout-thenoise]

Are you a robot or do you just look like one?

"Nope, not a robot!"

[muteout-thenoise]

Ah, okay

On an unrelated note, have you ever wondered what it's like to ✨not✨ be a disaster master

"Uh, sometimes, yeah! Bein a disaster master ain't always the greatest, yknow?"

[muteout-thenoise]

Speakin' of Mute, where are they?

"He's sleepin, they like ta sleep sometimes."

[muteout-thenoise]

They either A. Don't know or B. They do know yet refuse to acknowledge it

Humanity is weird

"Ugh, hate those kinds of people, yo. I don't need anyone in my life, I've got Mute!"

[muteout-thenoise]

Simp basically means that someone wants to get with you

"Uh... ok??" He chuckles nervously. "They.. know I'm aromantic, right?"

[muteout-thenoise]

Aight who's gonna tell him

HE IS SO CONFUSED

[muteout-thenoise]

ooooo there are two ways this could go and I don't see a very pleasant reaction for either way-

"What??"