#📚A Foolish Scholar📚

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A Man And His Woes

Ship: Gabriel Conifer x Professor Henry Higgins

Word Count: 912

Summary: An introduction to Gabriel and Higgins' dynamic, in which the two discuss Higgins plans for Eliza Doolittle, a young woman of low income whom he wishes to pass off as someone of higher status just because he believes he can. CWs for classism, alcohol consumption.

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Gabriel was just about to let himself into Higgins’ study when Mrs. Pearce’s arm suddenly blocked him.

“I wouldn’t go in there now, dearie,” she warned, “Mr. Higgins is in a bit of a mood.”

He frowned. “How so?”

She sighed. “He’s taken on a… project, shall we say. Brought in a lass with the thickest accent I ever did hear, wants to make a duchess of her, and you know how he is… needless to say, they don’t like each other very much.”

“Why ever did this girl agree to work with him if they can’t stand each other?”

“She’s a poor one, you see. He offers her a room, warm meals, new clothes, and in return he thinks he gets to treat and teach her however he likes.”

It was Gabriel’s turn to sigh. “Why am I not surprised? His head’s too big for his own good.”

Mrs. Pearce nodded in agreement. “Now that I think about it, maybe you ought to go in. Soothe him. He could never be frustrated with you and you never seem to get exhausted with him. It’s an admirable feat if I do say so myself.”

He gave her a small smile as she stepped aside. “Well, I was going to tell him that the laundry’s done, but I suppose I’ll play shrink with him instead,” he quipped lightly.

“Good luck.”

Upon entering, he found Higgins sprawled out on a loveseat, pinching his brow in annoyance. “What is it now, Mrs. Pearce?”

Gabriel cleared his throat. “I hear we’ve another guest, besides Colonel Pickering.”

Higgins sat up, quickly looking over his shoulder. “Oh, Conifer, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was you. Yes, but I’d rather not talk about her. I presume you’ve just done the laundry for Pickering’s stay?”

Gabriel nodded. “Is there anything of the girl’s I’m to clean, then?”

Higgins stood and walked over to his desk, waving his hand dismissively. “Heavens no, I’ve ordered Mrs. Pearce to burn her clothes. Wretched things, they were more dirt than cloth, I’d say.”

Gabriel’s eyes widened. “Surely those were not the only things to her name?”

“Why should I care? I’m providing her with plenty of new, clean things. Ladies things.” He began pouring two glasses of brandy as Gabriel approached him.

“It’s not that that’s not a gesture of goodwill, sir, but think… she may’ve had a certain attachment to them, coming from a place of low worth… appreciate what you have and so on.” He took one of the glasses, eying Higgins tentatively. They paused as he drank, stalling for time.

“We're doing the exact opposite of what I wanted… how is it that you always get me to do that?”

“Whatever do you mean?” Gabriel smiled behind his glass of alcohol. “Now, don't try to change the subject, Mr. Higgins. Who is she?”

He huffed. “An Eliza Doolittle, and a pain in my eardrums to boot, listen to this.” Higgins quickly slipped over to his phonograph and turned it on. A harsh Cockney accent repeating vowel sounds shortly poured out of it. “Tell me, what kind of sound is that? ‘Owww,’ she sounds like an alley cat. She may as well have manners in common with one.”

Gabriel swallowed his drink. “It’s certainly kind of you to help her… though, if it is my place to say, may I suggest exercising some gentler language? Especially when she’s around. It might make things easier for both of you.”

“Of course it’s kind of me to help her. Who else would?” Higgins gazed at Gabriel for a long moment, completely breezing past his suggestion of speaking more pleasantly about Eliza and her “predicament.” “You’re so easy to talk to, Conifer.”

He finished his drink and set the glass aside. “I’m glad to hear, Mr. Higgins. But you’re changing the subject again. What’s the desired result here? Mrs. Pearce said you want to make a duchess of her.”

Higgins bit back a reluctant sound and briefly began to pace. “Yes. I want to pass her off as a lady at the upcoming Embassy Ball.”

“Six months,” Gabriel mused softly.

“Precisely.”

“But why her? Are you doing it just to prove it can be done?”

“Why else?”

Gabriel folded his arms. “You know I hate to criticise, but it all seems a bit selfish if you ask me.”

Higgins whipped around, appearing alarmed. “Selfish?! It’s selfish of me to give her everything she doesn’t have, and all I ask for in return is her cooperation?!”

“It’s selfish because you’re doing it for your own benefit, Mr. Higgins. Just so you can get a kick out of making a silk purse of a sow’s ear. What happens to her when you’re done?”

“She lives a long, happy life in the upper class! Preferably far from mine.” He set to pour himself another drink, but Gabriel put a hand on his arm.

“And if she's found out?”

“It's none of my business.” Higgins stiffly shook him off and poured more brandy.

“It's all of your business,” Gabriel muttered under his breath, turning away. “Very well, sir. I won't question you further.” With that, Gabriel left Professor Higgins to his alcohol and his headaches, waiting to be assigned another chore in the meantime.

“So, how was your day?” Higgins spoke, long after the door had closed and he had downed his second drink. He looked around, realized he was alone, and buried his face in his hands.

[abdullahblogsposts]

➠ If you continue making Takfīr upon these people, nobody will follow you and you'll not be famous.

I said: Fame is what the Sâlâf of this Ummâh warned against, and they used to leave their gatherings if it exceeded 10 people, but unfortunately today the foolish ones consider Fame to be a sign of truthfulness and sincerity while it was the opposite with the Sâlâf.

• ʾIbrāhīm bin ʾAdham said:

ما صدق الله عبد أحب الشهرة.

❝No servant has truly been sincere to Allāh who loves fame.❞

• Ibn al-Mubārak said: Sufyān told me:

إياك والشهرة، فما أتيت أحدا إلا وقد نهى عن الشهرة.

❝Beware of fame, for everyone I met advised me against it.❞

كان أبوالعالية إذا جلس إليه أكثر من أربعة قام فتركهم.

❝Abū al-ʿĀliya would leave a gathering if it exceeded 4 people.❞

4. Muḥammad bin al-ʿAlāʾ wrote to Muḥammad bin Yūsuf:

يا أخي، من أحبَّ الله؛ أحبَّ ألا يعرفه الناس.

❝My brother, whoever loves Allāh, loves not to be known by people.❞

• Bishr bin al-Ḥāriṯh said:

لا أعلم رجلا أحب أن يعرف إلا ذهب دينه وافتضح.

❝I do not know of a man who loves to be known except that his religion is lost and he is disgraced.❞

He also said:

لا يجد حلاوة الآخرة رجل يحب أن يعرفه الناس.

❝No man will taste the sweetness of the Hereafter who loves to be known by people.❞

📕| Al-Tawāḍuʿ by Ibn ʾAbī al-Dunyā.

Just because someone is famous doesn't mean he's right and sincere and just because someone isn't known doesn't mean he's a Jāhil with no sincerity.

• Al-Fuḍāyl bin ʿIyāḍ - Rah‌imahulla‌h - said:

إنما هما عالمان عالم دنيا وعالم آخرة، فعالم الدنيا علمه منشور، وعالم الآخرة علمه مستور، فاتبعوا عالم الآخرة واحذروا عالم الدنيا، لا يصدكم بسكره، ثم تلا هذه الآية : ( إِنَّ كَثِيرًا مِّنَ الْأَحْبَارِ وَالرُّهْبَانِ لَيَأْكُلُونَ أَمْوَالَ النَّاسِ بِالْبَاطِلِ وَيَصُدُّونَ عَن سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ ۗ

❝There are two types of ʿUlamāʾ: the scholar of Dunyā and the scholar of the Hereafter. The knowledge of the ʿĀlim of of this World is apparent/widespread, while the knowledge of the ʿĀlim of the Hereafter is hidden. So, follow the ʿĀlim of Ākhirah and beware of the scholar of this world, lest it intoxicate you. Then he recited this verse: “Indeed, many of the rabbis and monks devour people's wealth unjustly and hinder [them] from the way of Allāh."❞

He also said - Rah‌imahulla‌h:

إن كثيرا من علمائكم زيه أشبه بزي كسرى وقيصر منه لمحمد صلى الله عليه وسلم،

❝Many of your scholars resemble more the appearance of Khosrow and Caesar than that of Muḥammad - Ṣallā Allāhu ʿalayhi wa-sallam.❞

He further said:

العلماء كثير والحكماء قليل، وإنما يراد من العلم الحكمة، فمن أوتي الحكمة فقد أوتي خيرا كثيرا

❝There are many scholars, but few are wise. What is desired from knowledge is wisdom, and whoever is given wisdom has been given much good.❞

📚| Ḥilyat al-ʾAwliyāʾ 92/8.

I told someone that a particular action is Kufr and in turn he started naming foolish old people who lived a life full of joys and pleasure and had given Fatāwā allowing these actions.

Ibn al-Qayyim narrated an Ijmāʿ:

طبقة المقلدين وجهال الكفرة وأتباعهم وحميرهم الذين هم معهم تبعا لهم يقولون: إنا وجدنا آباءنا على أمة، ولنا أسوة بهم،.... وقد اتفقت الأمة على أن هذه الطبقة كفار وإن كانوا جهالا مقلدين لرؤسائهم وأئمتهم

❝The category of the blind followers, the ignorant among the disbelievers, their followers, and their donkeys who follow them. They say, “We found our fathers on a religion, and we are on their footsteps.”

...The ummâh has unanimously agreed that this category is considered disbelievers, even if they are ignorant blind followers of their leaders and imāms.❞

📕| Ṭarīq al-Hijratayn 411.

❝You Jāhil Khārijī, it's their “Ijtihād”❞

• Shaykh ʿAbd al-Raḥmān bin Ḥasan - Rah‌imahulla‌h - said: '

وما ذكر العلماء سلفاً وخلفاً أن الشرك يسوغ فيه الاجتهاد، ويعذر فاعله باجتهاده؛ وهذا كذب على الكتاب والسنة وإجماع علماء الأمة

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Prophet Muhammad (Sall allāhuʿalay-hi wa-sallam) said:

"Do not seek knowledge to compete with the scholars, nor to argue with the foolish people, nor to gain control of gatherings; for whoever does that - The Fire, The Fire."

📚Sahih Ath-Targheeb wat-Tarheeb (107) - Al-Albani.

[chaitanyavijnanam]

శ్రీమద్భగవద్గీత - 374: 10వ అధ్., శ్లో 02 / Bhagavad-Gita - 374: Chap. 10, Ver. 02

🌹. శ్రీమద్భగవద్గీత - 374 / Bhagavad-Gita - 374 🌹 ✍️. శ్రీ ప్రభుపాద, 📚. ప్రసాద్ భరద్వాజ 🌴. 10వ అధ్యాయము - విభూతి యోగం - 02 🌴 02. న మే విదు: సురగణా: ప్రభవం న మహర్షయ: | అహమాదిర్షి దేవానాం మహర్షీణాం చ సర్వశ: || 🌷. తాత్పర్యం : సర్వవిధముల నేనే దేవతలకు మరియు మహర్షులకు మూలమై యున్నందున దేవతా సమూహముగాని, మహర్షులుగాని నా ఉత్పత్తిని లేదా విభూతులను తెలిసి కొనజాలరు.

🌷. భాష్యము :

బ్రహ్మసంహిత యందు తెలుపబడినట్లు శ్రీకృష్ణుడే దేవదేవుడు. అతని కన్నను అధికుడు వేరొక్కడు లేడు. అతడే సర్వకారణకారణుడు. తానే దేవతలకు మరియు ఋషులకు కారణుడనని అతడే స్వయముగా ఇచ్చట పలుకుచున్నాడు. అనగా దేవతలు మరియు మహర్షులు కూడా శ్రీకృష్ణుని సంపూర్ణముగా ఎరుగలేరు. వారే ఆ భగవానుని నామమును గాని, స్వరూపమును గాని ఎరుగలేరన్నచో అల్పమైన ఈ లోకమునకు చెందిన నామమాత్ర పండితుల విషయము వేరుగా తెలుపపనిలేదు. భగవానుడు ఏ కారణము నిమిత్తము ధరత్రి యందు సామాన్యమానవునిగా అవతరించి అద్భుతములు మరియు అసాధారణములైన కార్యముల నొనర్చునో ఎవ్వరును ఎరుగాజాలరు.

అనగా పాండిత్యమనునది శ్రీకృష్ణుని అవగాహన చేసికొనుటకు ఒక యోగ్యత కాదని మనము గ్రహింపవలెను. దేవతలు మరియు ఋషులు సైతము తమ మానసికకల్పనలచే శ్రీకృష్ణుని అవగతము చేసికొన యత్నించినను విఫలురైరి. కనుకనే గొప్ప గొప్ప దేవతలు కూడా శ్రీకృష్ణభగవానుని ఎరుగాజాలరని శ్రీమద్భాగవతమునందు స్పష్టముగా తెలుపబడినది. వారు తమ పరిమిత ఇంద్రియముల పర��ి మేరకు ఊహాగానము చేయ యత్నించినను త్రిగుణములచే వ్యక్తము కానట్టి నిజతత్త్వమునకు విరుద్ధభావమైన నిరాకారతత్త్వమునే చేరగలరు. అనగా వారు మానసిక కల్పనలను కావించినను దాని ద్వారా శ్రీకృష్ణుని మాత్రము ఎరుగాజాలరు. పరతత్త్వమును తెలిసికొనగోరువారు కొరకై శ్రీకృష్ణభగవానుడు ఇచ్చట తాను దేవదేవుడననియు మరియు పరమపురుషుడనని పరోక్షముగా తెలియజేయుచున్నాడు. ఈ విషయమును ప్రతియొక్కరు గమనింపవలెను.

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🌹 Bhagavad-Gita as It is - 374 🌹 ✍️ Sri Prabhupada, 📚 Prasad Bharadwaj 🌴 Chapter 10 - Vibhuti Yoga - 02 🌴 02. na me viduḥ sura-gaṇāḥ prabhavaṁ na maharṣayaḥ aham ādir hi devānāṁ maharṣīṇāṁ ca sarvaśaḥ

🌷 Translation :

Neither the hosts of demigods nor the great sages know My origin or opulences, for, in every respect, I am the source of the demigods and sages.

🌹 Purport :

As stated in the Brahma-saṁhitā, Lord Kṛṣṇa is the Supreme Lord. No one is greater than Him; He is the cause of all causes. Here it is also stated by the Lord personally that He is the cause of all the demigods and sages. Even the demigods and great sages cannot understand Kṛṣṇa; they can understand neither His name nor His personality, so what is the position of the so-called scholars of this tiny planet? No one can understand why this Supreme God comes to earth as an ordinary human being and executes such wonderful, uncommon activities. One should know, then, that scholarship is not the qualification necessary to understand Kṛṣṇa.

Even the demigods and the great sages have tried to understand Kṛṣṇa by their mental speculation, and they have failed to do so. In the Śrīmad-Bhāgavatam also it is clearly said that even the great demigods are not able to understand the Supreme Personality of Godhead. They can speculate to the limits of their imperfect senses and can reach the opposite conclusion of impersonalism, of something not manifested by the three qualities of material nature, or they can imagine something by mental speculation, but it is not possible to understand Kṛṣṇa by such foolish speculation. Here the Lord indirectly says that if anyone wants to know the Absolute Truth, “Here I am present as the Supreme Personality of Godhead. I am the Supreme.” One should know this.

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[light-of-tawhid]

Imam Ibn Kathīr رحمه الله said,

Allah reminds His believing servants with what He has endowed them with by sending Muhammad ﷺ as a Messenger to them, reciting to them Allah's clear Ayat and purifying and cleansing them from the worst types of behavior, the ills of the souls and the acts of Jahiliyyah (pre-Islamic era).

The Messenger ﷺ also takes them away from the darkness (of disbelief) to the light (of faith) and teaches them the Book, the Qur'an, and the Hikmah (i.e., the wisdom), which is his Sunnah. He also teaches them what they knew not. During the time of Jahiliyyah, they used to utter foolish statements.

Later on, and with the blessing of the Prophet's Message and the goodness of his prophecy, they were elevated to the status of the Awliya' (loyal friends of Allah) and the rank of the scholars. Hence, they acquired the deepest knowledge among the people, the most pious hearts, and the most truthful tongues.

Ibn Abbas رضي الله عنه commented, "Allah's favor means Muhammad.'' Therefore, Allah has commanded the believers to affirm this favor and to appreciate it by thanking and remembering Him.

📚 —Tafsīr ibn Kathīr

[ahlulbaytnetworks]

“The knowledgeable man is guilty of one sin whereas the ignorant man is guilty of two [i.e. the sin itself and the sin of ignorance]” — The Messenger ص of Allah

📚 Kanz al-Ummal. Num: 28784.

“Do not grant the ignorant ones wisdom for they will not do justice to it, and do not deprive it to those who are worthy of it for you will do injustice to them.” — Imam al-Kazim ع

📚 𝐁𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥-𝐀𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐫. Vol: 78, Page: 303, Num: 1.

“Taming an ignorant person and preventing a person with unchanging habits from those habits are as a miracle.” — Imam al-Askari ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙. Page: 520.

“No poverty matches ignorance! ” — Imam Hassan al-Mujtaba ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙.

“Ignorance is to laugh without any reason.” — Imam al-Askari ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙. Page: 487.

“If the ignorant ones had kept silent, men would not have differed.” — Imam Ali ع

📚 𝐁𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥-𝐀𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐫. Vol: 78, Page: 81, Num: 75.

“If the ignorant keep their tongues closed, there will be no disputation.” — Imam al-Jawad ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙.

“Among the signs of ignorance is arguing with irrational people.” — abi Abdillah al-Hussain ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙.

“An irrational person is rude, and a person with no ambition lacks manliness.” — Imam Hassan al-Mujtaba ع

📚 𝑀𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑙-𝐻𝑖𝑘𝑚𝑎.

“The friend of a person is his intelligence and the enemy of a person is his ignorance.” — Imam al-Reza ع

📚 al-Kafi. Vol: 1, Page: 11, Num: 4.

“Scholars are unfamiliar due to the increase of ignorants.” — Imam al-Jawad ع

📚 Mesnad al-Imam al-Jawad ع . Page: 247.

“The least resting among the people is the arrogant, envious, and fatigue is the friend of the ignorant.” — Imam al-Askari ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙. Page: 519.

“Talking nonsense and futile things is the enjoyment and pleasure of foolish and insane ones, and the activity of ignorant ones.” — Imam al-Hadi ع

📚 𝐁𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥-𝐀𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐫. Vol: 78, Page: 369.

“Reasonless laughter is a sign of ignorance.” — Imam al-Askari ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙. Page: 1076.

“The ignorant person is the prisoner of his own tongue.” — Imam al-Hadi ع

📚 al-Durra al-Bahira. Page: 41.

“Avoid telling lies, whether they were significant or venial, or in serious or humorous situations, for [an ignorant] man who tells a trivial lie will surely dare to tell a big one.” — Imam Ali Zayn al-Abidin ع

📚 𝑇𝑢ℎ𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑙-𝑈𝑞𝑢𝑙.

abu Abdullah al-Sadiq ع narrated the Prophet ص said, “The worst of arrogance is despising people and depreciating the truth.” At this, Abdullah ibne Ayaan asked, ‘And what is despising people and depreciating the truth? ’ Imam al-Sadiq ع said, “It is when one is ignorant of the truth and slanders its people, and whoever does this has wrested Allah of His robe.”

📚 al-Kafi. Vol: 2, Page: 310, Num: 9.

“We are the Oft-Coupled verses that Allah gave to Our Prophet Muhammad ص . We are the the face of Allah in the Earth among you. We are the eye of Allah in His creation, and His open, merciful hand upon His servants. Those who know us, know us; and those who are ignorant of us, are ignorant of us. We are the Imams of the Godfearing.” Imam al-Baqir ع

📚 al-Kafi. Vol: 1, Page: 143.

“The scholar is alive even when he is dead, whereas the Ignorant man is dead even though he may be alive.” — Imam Ali ع

📚 𝐺ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑟 𝑎𝑙-𝐻𝑖𝑘𝑎𝑚. Num: 1124.

[circusgoth-dotcom]

I love thinking about ships and f/os that I will probably only ever mention once or twice

anyway My Fair Lady s/i. he is one of higgins' house servants and the one person who truly understands him

[circusgoth-dotcom]

holy fuck it's world theatre day

love you all my f/os who originate from the stage 🫶

[circusgoth-dotcom]

i know it was probably mostly unintentional but there's so much (just enough for me personally to notice) to imply higgins is gay and doesn't know it, like???

i have to guess it's like gaston, you push a character so far into the toxic masculine that his obsession with masculinity and manliness just starts to sound gay

[circusgoth-dotcom]

i finally have a "sopping wet cat, poor little meow meow, etc" type f/o and it's some arrogant british guy from a musical 🙈👀

[circusgoth-dotcom]

I started writing a fic about Higgins but idk how to finish it and I don't really want to rewrite it >:0|

[circusgoth-dotcom]

page 2 | Romantic f/os, continued

The Devil [Cuphead: Don't Deal With The Devil/Cuphead animated series] | Dating | 👿Don’t Deal With The Devil👿 | Tertiary f/o

King Dice [Cuphead: Don't Deal With The Devil/Cuphead animated series | Dating | 🎲Devil’s Right-Hand Dice🎲 | Tertiary f/o

Waluigi [Mario Bros franchise] | Dating | 👺Hunka Hunka Burning WAH👺 | Tertiary f/o

Kaos [Skylanders franchise] | Dating | 🏰Kaotic Castle in The Sky🏰 | Tertiary f/o, childhood crush, I have made One art of him and my s/i and that's it for content on this ship

Jasper [Steven Universe] | Dating | 🧡Jasper🧡 | Tertiary f/o, I haven't actively been into Steven Universe in Years but I still feel the need to honour her on this list lmao

HIM/His Infernal Majesty [The Powerpuff Girls] | Dating | 💄His Infernal Infatuation💄 | Tertiary f/o, another childhood character that I came back to

The Mask [The Mask] | Dating | 💫Looney Love💫 | Tertiary f/o, will probably end up rehauling this ship if the idea strikes me, haven't talked about him in a long time

Dr. Frank-n-Furter [The Rocky Horror Picture Show] | Married (10•13•24) | 👠Material Girl👠 | Beloved Tertiary f/o

Tallahassee [Zombieland] | Dating | 🧟Cure for The Loner🧟 | Tertiary f/o, relevance in my brain waxes and wanes

Krusty the Clown [The Simpsons] | Dating | 🚬Poker Chips & Cancer Sticks🚬 | Tertiary f/o

Hades [Disney's Hercules] | Dating | 💀O Thánatos Kai O Ílios☀️ | Tertiary f/o

Megamind [Megamind] | Dating | 💙Giant Blue Heart💙 | Tertiary f/o, part of the great Meme Trinity F/os

Piers [Pokémon Sword/Shield] | Dating | 🌑Dark-Type Melody🌑 | Tertiary f/o

Fix-It Felix Jr. & Sgt. Calhoun [Wreck-It Ralph] | Dating | 🕹️You Bring Me Joy(stick)🕹️ | Tertiary f/os, f/o limbo

Flint Lockwood [Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs] | Crush | 🧪🍔 | We love crush limbo here at Clownlord Inc., 'nother dude from my childhood

Fender Pinwheeler [Robots 2005] | Crush | 🗑️One Man’s Trash🗑️ | We also love limbo characters from our childhood

Derpy [MLP:FiM] | Dating | 💌Gray Feathers & Love Letters💌 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Whooves [MLP: FiM] | Dating | ⌛A Positive Reaction🧪 | Tertiary f/o

Applejack [MLP: FiM] | Dating | 🍎Home is Where My Heart Is🚜 | Tertiary f/o

Rarity [MLP: FiM] | Dating | 💎My Diamond in The Rough👒 | Tertiary f/o

Queen Chrysalis [MLP: FiM] | Dating | 🕸️The Only Thing She’s Ever Loved💔 | Tertiary f/o

Steve Small [TAWOG] | Crush | ☁️ | Crush limboooo

Gaston LeGume [Beauty And The Beast] | Dating | 💪🦌 | Tertiary f/o

Felonius Gru [Despicable Me] | Dating | 🌕Tall Dark And Bald👁️ | Tertiary f/o, part of the great Meme Trinity F/os

Kenneth [Bee Movie] | Dating | 🎾Nothing Artificial About Our Sweetness🎾 | Tertiary f/o, part of the great Meme Trinity F/os

Tommy Callahan III [Tommy Boy] | Dating | 🍬Tommy Baby🍺 | Tertiary f/o

The Metatron [Dogma] | Dating | 👁The Metatron🪶 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o depending on mood

Phil Allen [Blow Dry] | Dating | ✂️Phil✂️ | Tertiary f/o

Sinclair Bryant [Close My Eyes- don't watch this if you value your sanity] | Dating | 📈Life’s Eccentricities🍴 | Tertiary f/o

Sheriff of Nottingham/George [Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves] | Dating | 🗡️A Heart of Black Charcoal🖤 | Tertiary f/o

Colonel Christopher Brandon [Sense & Sensibility 1995] | Dating | 🐴My Beloved Colonel⚔️ | Tertiary f/o

Hans Gruber [Die Hard] | Dating | 🔫An Exceptional Thief💲 | Tertiary f/o

Henry Higgins [My Fair Lady] | Dating | 📚A Foolish Scholar📚 | Tertiary f/o, limbo f/o

The Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp [Alice in Wonderland 2010] | Dating | ☕️Hatter🎩 | Tertiary f/o

Ken [Barbie] | Dating | 🐎He’s (Not) Just Ken🏖️ | Tertiary f/o

Sweet Tooth [Twisted Metal tv show] | Dating | 🍦The Greatest Show of The Apocalypse🍦 | Tertiary f/o

Irving Wallace/The Night Owl [Stage Fright 1987] | Dating | 🦉For Owl Eyes Only🎭 | Tertiary f/o

Pavi Largo [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | Dating | 💔Pavi Steals All The Hearts🫀 | Tertiary f/o

Tim LaFlour [Senseless] | Dating | 🌼Smells Like LaFlours🩶 | Tertiary f/o

Ichabod Crane [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow] | Dating | 🐦Mr. Crane🔎 | Tertiary f/o

Vincent "Vinny" Gambini & Mona Lisa Vito | Dating | 💼Vin & Lis👝 | Tertiary f/os, I wish my brain had more to say about them honestly

David [The Lost Boys] | Dating | 🧥Rebel Yell🥡 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o

Lester Sinclair [House of Wax 2005] | Dating | 🦌Blessed Les🫀 | Tertiary f/o

Wadsworth [Clue 1985] | Dating | 👞Get a Clue / I’m Mad About You🍽️ | Tertiary f/o

Grim [TGAOB&M] | Crush | 💀🔐 | Tertiary f/o

Paul Smecker [The Boondock Saints] | Dating | 👁️‍🗨️Black Coffee & Edible Glitter☕ | Tertiary f/o

The Corpse/"Adam" [Lisa Frankenstein*] | Crush/Dating | ⚡Exquisite Corpse🪡 | Tertiary f/o, *this is an AU where Lisa does not exist/it's my own plot involving my s/i and Cole Sprouse's character, whom I'm calling Adam for convenience sake

Eric Draven [The Crow] | Crush/Dating | 🪶Eric is An Angel🪦 | Tertiary f/o

Asa Emory/The Collector [The Collector/The Collection] | Dating | 🦋Pinning For You🦋 | Tertiary f/o

Hank Hill [King of The Hill] | Crush | ⛽Propane Lights My Flame👓 | Tertiary f/o

Harry [Love Actually] | Crush | 👓Designed For You🖥️ | Tertiary f/o

Johnny Bravo [Johnny Bravo] | Crush | 💕Bravo’s The Name (Of His Latest Flame)💁‍♂️ | Tertiary f/o

W.D. Gaster [Undertale] | Crush | 🖐️💀 | Tertiary f/o

Boy [Boy Kills World] | Crush | 🤫Boy Loves Boy🥣 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Henry Jarrod [House of Wax 1953] | Crush | 🎨Eternal Life (In The House of Wax)🦽 | Tertiary f/o

Jareth, The Goblin King [Labyrinth] | Crush/Dating | 💎Faery Tale Kind of Love👑 | Tertiary f/o

QPP f/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [tag] | [tier]

Ray Stantz [Ghostbusters] | ❤️Heart of The Ghostbusters❤️ | Tertiary f/o

Artie [Cruella] | 🧵You are A Work of Art(ie)🧵 | Tertiary f/o

The Demoman [TF2] | 🍻The Cyclops & The Clown🍻 | Secondary f/o

Platonic F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [tag] | [tier]

Peter Parker [MCU & Raimiverse Spider-Man franchise] | 🕸️Spiderboy🕸️ | Tertiary f/o

Wallace Wells [Scott Pilgrim comics] | 🍸Tequila!🍸 | Tertiary f/o

Winston Zeddemore [Ghostbusters] | 🌃Everyman’s Man🌃 | Tertiary f/o

Jasper & Horace [Cruella] | 🖤Lackeys🤍 | Tertiary f/os

Tiffany Valentine [Child's Play franchise] | 👰Living Dead Girl👰 | Tertiary f/o

The rest of the TF2 mercs [TF2] | 💰Mercs of A Feather💰 | Secondary f/os

Bo Sinclair [House of Wax] | 🛻Bo Bo Black Sheep🔧 | Tertiary f/o

Vincent Sinclair [House of Wax] | 🕯️Valuable Vincent🕯️ | Tertiary f/o

OJ Haywood [NOPE] | 🍊🐴 | Tertiary f/o

Dante Hicks [Clerks franchise/View Askew] | 🏒What Are You Looking At Ya Hockey Puck (Dante)🏒 | Secondary f/o, additionally a romantic ex

Randal Graves [Clerks franchise/View Askew] | 🏒Jackass 2 (Randal)🏒 | Tertiary f/o

Elias Grover [Clerks II/View Askew] | ���One Ring To Rule Them All⭕ | Tertiary f/o

Jay [View Askew] | 🧢The One That Talks (Jay)🧢 | Main f/o, prone to not-traditionally-platonic displays of affection

Silent Bob [View Askew] | 🧢Cute Motherfucker🧢 | Main f/o, prone to not-traditionally-platonic displays of affection

GraveRobber [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | ⚰️Steal and rob… GRAVESSS!!!💉 | Tertiary f/o

Nathan Wallace/The Repoman [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | 🔪REPOMAN🩸 | Tertiary f/o

Blind Mag [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | 👁️I’d Rather Be Blind🎤 | Tertiary f/o

Nellie Lovett [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | 🥧Try It! (You Might Like It)🥧 | Tertiary f/o

John's Apprentices (Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, Lawrence Gordon) | 🐽 | Secondary f/os

Loki Laufeyson [MCU] | 🐍Charming Serpent🐍 | Tertiary f/o

Homer & Marge Simpson [The Simpsons] | 🟨The Simpsons🟨 | Tertiary f/os, Homer is additionally a crush f/o

Ned Flanders [The Simpsons] | ✝️Howdily Doodily Neighborino!✝️ | Tertiary f/o

Sans & Papyrus [Undertale] | 🦴BBFs (Best Bone Friends)🦴 | Tertiary f/os

Bruce Wayne/Batman [DC Comics] | 🦇Bat Facts🦇 | Secondary f/o, additionally a fwb situation

Abe Sapien [Hellboy 2004] | 🌊Ocean Man🌊 | Tertiary f/o

Bowser [Mario Bros franchise] | 🔥Just a Couple of Kings🔥 | Tertiary f/o

Wario [Mario Bros franchise] | 💛Wario💜 | Tertiary f/o

Doris [Shrek franchise] | 💅Spill The Ale💅 | Tertiary f/o

The Big Bad Wolf/Wolfie [Shrek franchise] | 🐺Wolfie🐺 | Tertiary f/o

Barbara & Adam Maitland [Beetlejuice] | 🌻👻 | Tertiary f/os

Kronk [Emperor's New Groove] | 🥜Heart of Gold / Dumb of Ass💛 | Tertiary f/o

Billy & Mandy [TGAOB&M] | 💀🎀 / 🧢👕 | Tertiary f/os

Veronica Sawyer [Heathers (Movie & Musical) | 🏑Kickass Girl📓 | Tertiary f/o

Jason Dean [Heathers (Movie & Musical) | 💣My Favourite Juvenile Delinquent🥤 | Tertiary f/o

Schnitzel [Chowder] | 🪨Solid Like A Rock🪨 | Tertiary f/o

Gazpacho [Chowder] | 🥭Wooly Friendship🦣 | Tertiary f/o

Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, & Jeff Boomhauer [King of The Hill] | 🍺Yup4️⃣ | Tertiary f/os

Luanne Platter [King of The Hill] | 💛Hey Blondie💇‍♀️ | Tertiary f/o

Ratchet [Robots 2005] | ♠️Fool’s Silver🤑 | Tertiary f/o, romantic ex

Kristoff [Frozen franchise] | 🛷Ice is His Life🧊 | Tertiary f/o

Familial F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [relationship type] | [tag] | [tier]

The Sawyer Family (Leatherface, Chop-Top & Nubbins, Drayton) [The Texas Chain Saw Massacre pt 1 & 2] | Cousins | 🍖Sawyer Family Shenanigans🍖 | Main f/os

Pamela Voorhees [Friday the 13th franchise] | Adoptive Mother | 🧸Mama Voorhees🧸 | Secondary f/o

Jason Voorhees [Friday the 13th franchise] | Adoptive Brother | 🧸Jason🧸 | Secondary f/o

Glen/da/G.G. [Seed of Chucky/Child's Play franchise] | Step-child | 🎸Rebel & Rhinestone🎀 | Secondary f/o

Morticia Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Mother | 🥀Black Is Such a Happy Colour🥀 | Main f/o

Gomez Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Father | 🤺Either Way What Bliss�� | Main f/o

Wednesday Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Sister | ☠️Poison Sister☠️ | Secondary f/o

Pugsley Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Brother | 🧨Explosive Brother🧨 | Secondary f/o

Fester Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Uncle | 💡Uncle Fester💡 | Secondary f/o

Nancy Downs [The Craft] | Foster Daughter | 🔮My Daughter is A Witch🐍 | Secondary f/o

Lock, Shock, & Barrel [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Pseudo-children (Not officially adopted but not biologically related either, they just see me as a parental figure of some sort) | 🎃Creepy Kids🎃 | Tertiary f/os

Millennium "Millie" Falcon [Jay & Silent Bob Reboot] | Step-daughter | 🏒Riot Grrrl (Millie)🍃 | Tertiary f/o

Queen Barb [Trolls: World Tour] | Half-sister | 🌹Goths & Roses🤘 | Tertiary f/o

Thrash [Trolls: World Tour] | Dad | 🤘Thrash Dad🤘 | Tertiary f/o

Dale Dobson & Allison [Tucker & Dale Vs Evil] | Adoptive Parents | 🧢🛻 & 📚👩 | Tertiary f/os

Queen [Deltarune] | Adoptive Mother | 💾C0mput3r M0m👑 | Tertiary f/o

Susie [Deltarune] | Adoptive Daughter | 🪓Axe Daughter💪 | Tertiary f/o

Harry James Potter [Harry Potter franchise] | Adoptive Son | ⚡👓 | Tertiary f/o, that's my baby, he'll never not be my baby, fuck JKR

Creepy Susie [The Oblongs] | Adoptive Daughter | 🖤Creepy Susie🎀 | Tertiary f/o

Professor Membrane [Invader ZIM] | Uncle | 🥽FOR SCIENCE!🥽 | Tertiary f/o

Dib Membrane [Invader ZIM] | Cousin | 🛸 | Tertiary f/o

Gaz Membrane [Invader ZIM] | Cousin | 🎮 | Tertiary f/o

J. Jonah Jameson [Raimiverse Spider-Man franchise] | Uncle | 🗞️ | Tertiary f/o

Bart, Lisa, & Maggie Simpson [The Simpsons] | Godchildren | 🟨The Simpsons🟨 | Tertiary f/os

Mario & Luigi [Mario Bros franchise] | Adoptive Brothers | 🔧Plumber Bromthers🔧 | Tertiary f/os

Fairy Godmother [Shrek franchise] | Adoptive Mother | 🔮Just a MA! Away🔮 | Tertiary f/o

Prince Charming [Shrek franchise] | Adoptive Brother | 👑Charming Siblings👑 | Tertiary f/o

Delia Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Mother | 🖼️Mother Unit🖼️ | Tertiary f/o

Charles Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Step-father | tag n/a | Tertiary f/o

Lydia Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Step-sister | ☔My Whole Life Is One Big Dark Room☔ | Tertiary f/o

Astrid Deetz [Beetlejuice Beetlejuice] | Niece | 📚Morbid Little Thing🧠 | Tertiary f/o

Sam [Trick 'R Treat] | Adoptive Child | 🍂Child of Autumn🍂 | Tertiary f/o

Yzma [Emperor's New Groove] | Adoptive Mother | ⚗️Advisor & Heir⚗️ | Tertiary f/o

Heather Chandler [Heathers (Movie & Musical) | Sister | 💄My Sister is A Mythic Bitch👘 | Tertiary f/o

Mung Daal [Chowder] | Adoptive Father | 🌕You Take the Moon and You Take the Son☀️ | Tertiary f/o

Truffles [Chowder] | Adoptive Mother | 🍄Mumshroom🍄 | Tertiary f/o

Chowder [Chowder] | Adoptive Brother | 🐰A Spoonful of Brotherly Love🍨 | Tertiary f/o

Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin [DC Comics] | Godfather | 🐧Uncle Oz🌂 | Tertiary f/o

Elsa of Arendelle [Frozen franchise] | Sister | 🌨️Cold Hands/Warm Heart👑 | Tertiary f/o

Anna of Arendelle [Frozen franchise] | Sister | 👑Not So Alone🌷 | Tertiary f/o

Clownie's F/o List (*COMPLETE LIST*)

Here it is, the extended list and not just the notable characters you can view on my pinned post, with additional basic commentary. This is ever-growing as I consume new media because making self-inserts is one of my favourite pastimes. 🫶

Listed in the order I have their tags in in my personal track-keeping document.

Romantic F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [relationship status or type] [marriage or engagement date if applicable] | [tag] | [tier]

The Joker [DC Comics] | Married (12•04•21) | 🃏A Joker and His Ace🃏 | #1 Main f/o

Wade Wilson/Deadpool [MARVEL Comics] | Married (07•12•22) | 💣Bulletproof Boys💣 | Main f/o

Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray [Child’s Play franchise] | Married (03•19•20) | 🌈Foul-Mouthed Little Fucker🌈 | Main f/o

Betelgeuse [Beetlejuice] | Married (10•01•20) | 🪲Two Bugs in A Rug🪲 [🐞Two Bugs in A Rug🐞] | Main f/o

Jack Torrance [The Shining] | Married (12•31•22) | 🪓Darling - Light of My Life🪓 | Main f/o

Marcus Holloway & Wrench [Watch Dogs 2] | Dating | 💻Hacked into My Heart💻 | Tertiary f/os, haven't finished watching a play through of the game but I really love these characters

Daniel Robitaille/Candyman [Candyman] | Dating | 🐝Daniel is Orange🐝 | Tertiary f/o, I deeply love him but sometimes I get anxious about shipping with him

John Kramer [Saw franchise] | Married (08•17•23) | 🧩The Missing Pieces🧩 | Secondary f/o

Michael Myers [Halloween franchise] | Dating | 🔪The Night He Came Home🎃 | Secondary f/o, occasionally leaning tertiary

Billy Lenz [Black Christmas] | Dating | ☎️Waiting By The Phone☎️ | Tertiary f/o

V/Codename V [V for Vendetta] | Dating | 📺Love Is A Smoke and Is Made With The Fumes of Sighs🧨 | Tertiary f/o

Herbert West [Re-Animator] | Dating | 💚Love Is Nothing More Than a Chemical Scam (Will You Stay by My Side?)💚 | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Dr. Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus [Raimiverse Spider-Man trilogy] | Dating | 🐙6 Arms to Hold You Tight / Does That Make You an Insect???🐙 | He mainly shows up in an AU where I'm in a relationship with both Otto and Norman nowadays, tertiary f/o

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin [Raimiverse Spider-Man trilogy] | Dating | 💵Norman Osborn🎃 | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Anton Chigurh [No Country For Old Men] | Dating | 🐮Sugar Bully🐮 | Secondary f/o

Phillip J. Fry [Futurama] | Dating | 🚀I've Been To The Year 3000🍕 | Tertiary f/o

Bender Bending Rodriguez [Futurama] | Dating | 🤖If I Only Had A Heart🍺 | Tertiary f/o

William Afton [FNaF franchise] | Dating | 🐇My Funny Bunny🐇 | Limbo f/o, I don't really ship with this guy anymore but my headcanon version of him is a blorbo I don't know if I'll ever be able to shake, especially with Matthew Lillard now portraying his film counterpart. FNaF is also kind of just a limbo interest of mine, I care more about playing with the characters like paper dolls than paying any attention to canon lore, etc.

Sweeney Todd [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | Married (08•19•21) | 💈I Will Learn to Love Again💈 | Secondary f/o

Lucifer Morningstar [Lucifer] | Dating | 😈Sympathy for My Devil😈 | Tertiary f/o, would probably think about him more if I watched the rest of the show, but also his relationship with Chloe bothers me so much and is probably the main reason why I haven't watched past the first season (I wish they could've just been platonic friends honestly it would be a lot more compelling imo)

Cruella de Vil [Cruella] | Dating | 🏎️I Know Something About Love🏎️ | Tertiary f/o

Captain Jack Sparrow [PoTC franchise] | Dating | 🏴‍☠️Drunken Sailor & Bonny Lad🏴‍☠️ | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Robert DuBois/Bloodsport [The Suicide Squad] | Dating | 🩸Bloodsport Tag🩸 | A guy I don't really talk about anymore, but who knows, he still has potential to float to the surface every now and again

Jack Skellington [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Dating | 💀King of Halloween🎃 | Secondary f/o, childhood comfort character

Oogie Boogie [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Dating | 🐛Lovebug🐛 | Tertiary f/o

Willy Wonka [Charlie And The Chocolate Factory] | Married (02•24•24) | 🍫Sweetest Moments🍫 | Tertiary f/o

Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers [Scott Pilgrim comics] | Dating | ❗Multiplayer❗ | Tertiary f/os

Dr. Hannibal Lecter [NBC's Hannibal] | Dating | 🍽️Ella et Porcus🍽️ | Tertiary f/o

Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] | Dating | 📞MORE PERSISTENT THAN A [Pop-up Ad]📉 | Tertiary f/o

Curtis Vaughn [Mississippi Grind] | Dating | ♠️Lucky In Love♥️ | Tertiary f/o

Eric Brooks/Blade [Blade trilogy] | Dating | 🗡️The Daywalker🩸 | Tertiary f/o

Beverly Sutphin [Serial Mom] | Dating | 👗PUSSYWILLOWS DOTTIE!🔪 | Tertiary f/o

Pickles Oblong [The Oblongs] | Dating | 🥒Pickles🥒 | Tertiary f/o

Tony Stark/Iron Man [MCU] | Married (03•10•23) | ⚙️Empire State of Mind⚙️ | Tertiary f/o

Thor Odinson [MCU] | Dating | ⛈️Riders on The Storm⛈️ | Tertiary f/o

Peter Quill [MCU] | Dating | 🪐All Shook Up🪐 | Tertiary f/o occasionally leaning secondary

Egon Spengler [Ghostbusters] | Engaged | 👓Spengler Time With Me👓 | Tertiary f/o

Peter Venkman [Ghostbusters] | Engaged | 👻You Talk a Lot of Shit (For Someone That Can’t Talk)👻 | Tertiary f/o

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader [Star Wars] | Dating | 🖤Courage Dear Heart🖤 | Tertiary f/o, the only thing I care about in Star Wars honestly

Hellboy [Hellboy 2004] | Dating | 👹And His Heart Was in Their Hands👹 | Tertiary f/o, used to be a pretty big secondary f/o...

Count Dracula [Dracula 1931] | Dating | 🧛Love as Torrid as Blood🧛 | Tertiary f/o, I mostly use Bela Lugosi's Dracula as a base but I do take inspiration and aesthetic choices from Coppola's Dracula as well, especially for my s/i and his backstory

The Medic [TF2] | Married (08•03•22) | 💉I Need A Doctor (Ohh!~)💉 | Secondary f/o

The Spy [TF2] | Married (01•22•22) | ���️‍♂️Mes Affections ne sont pas Un Masque🚬 | Secondary f/o leaning Tertiary f/o depending on mood

The Heavy [TF2] | Married (04•15•22) | 🥪Toll & Smol🥪 | Tertiary f/o

Ash Williams [Evil Dead franchise] | Dating | 🍂Good. Bad. He’s The Guy With My Heart.🍂 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Jack Griffin/The Invisible Man [The Invisible Man (1933)] | Dating | 🤍An Invisible Heart Still Beats🤍 | Tertiary f/o

Severus Snape [Harry Potter franchise] | Married (date n/a) | ⛅He Saw a Glow in The Darkness⛅ | Tertiary f/o, in an ideal world we'd all pretend that Snape is my original character and has no relation to a certain disgustingly bigoted author, though I don't post about him much here because of that... huge comfort character to this day and the source of my obsession with all things Alan Rickman

Leslie Vernon [Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon] | Dating | 🍎Apple of My Eye🍎 | Tertiary f/o

The Janitor/"Nick" [Willy's Wonderland] | Dating | 🧽Cleanliness is Close to Sexiness🧽 | Tertiary f/o

Stitches the Clown [Stitches] | Dating | 🤡A Stitch in Time is Mine🤡 | Tertiary f/o, I haven't talked about him much since seeing the movie but I'm cursed to find all clowns (with exceptions), especially gross and/or scary clowns, attractive 🙈

Logan Howlett/Wolverine [X-Men franchise] | Dating | ❌Lend Me Your Flannel❌ | Tertiary f/o, another character who's source I'm only vaguely familiar with and I really just started shipping with him bc I though Hugh Jackman was hot in this role

Asgore [Undertale] | Dating | ✨Our Love is Magic✨ | Tertiary f/o, my second-longest lasting Undertale crush

Mettaton [Undertale] | Dating/Crush | 🤩🤖 | Tertiary f/o, forever locked in crush limbo and my longest lasting Undertale crush

The Doctor [Doctor Who] | Dating | 🌌The Eternal Playwrights🌌 | Tertiary f/o, I mainly ship with the 10th and 12th regenerations, another childhood comfort character

Norman Bates [Psycho] | Dating | 🦆Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy🦆 | Tertiary f/o

Pennywise [It 1990 miniseries] | Dating | 🎈Urban Legends🎈 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o depending on mood

Ronald McDonald [McDonald's] | Dating | 🍟(Ba-da-ba-ba-ba~) I’m Lovin’ Him!🍟 | Tertiary f/o, I told you, all clowns, even mascots, and he may as well be my own character at this point since he hasn't been used in so long