#📍grimetown action park

[bastardblvd]

Aight. So I write but I’ve never actually shared any of it before so this will be an experience. Okay soooo…Friends with Benefits (and feelings) with….(drumroll please)….Action Park Lifeguard Tsuyu Asui! (Gender Neutral Reader btw.)

So like most people in Grimetown, you’re doing whatever it takes to survive. This involves a lot of less than legal things.

Thankfully, you live close by Action Park (or Class Action Park as it’s “tenderly” known to the population of Grimetown.)

There are three potential partners in crime that work there that could play quite a role in your schemes.

The first one you approach is the manager that works there. They seem nice enough but decline working with you, telling you they already have too much on their hands in the way of schemes. Running an illegal street racing ring with go-karts isn’t easy, they tell you.

Okay. Whatever. The next person is Park Owner Zoë Hange. They seem on board with your plans but only if you’ll lend yourself as a human test dummy for their ride ideas.

You watched as three mannequins come out of the cannonball loop headless. Yep, definitely not doing that.

That leaves the last person, Lifeguard Tsuyu Asui.

Surprisingly, she agrees with no questions asked. When you ask about payment, she gives you her ultimatum. Rescuing drowning dumbasses is stressful work. By teaming up with you, she also wants you to become a fuck-buddy for “self-care”.

Okay, pretty forward but it’s a done deal. From that day onward, the two of you work together. She lets you steal things from the park like alcohol, tools and even a whole ass piece off of one of the rides (One of the LED signs which you broke apart for copper wiring. They still haven’t replaced it.)

And in return, she uses you how she wants. She’ll even call you to her on the job and ya’ll will make the hottest, nastiest sex in a storage shed. She makes you cum everytime. She really knows how to work that tongue you come to find out.

After a few months, you find yourself genuinely starting to take an interest in her. Sure, she’s straightforward and grumpy but she blows your mind everyday with everything she does.

The problem is you have no clue if she feels the same. Maybe you’ll just have to give it more time and see.

THIS IS AMAZING 😭 and so true, tsuyu would NOT ask questions about any of it, she doesn’t even care – AND IK WE’VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE BUT PARK OWNER HANGE IS SO FUNNY TO ME, THEY’RE MENACING EVERYONE WITH THEIR NEWEST CONTRAPTION THAT’S MOST DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR HUMANS! OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER.