#💻 Age of the Geek »» Alec Hardison.

[himbohotel]

“No Stabbing Wednesdays, new tradition.” / Hardison

❛ And it's goin' good so far! ❜ Parker hasn't stabbed anyone with a fork in a while and lately, Eliot only used his knife skills to fillet a fantastic salmon that Hardison pointedly did not steal, thank you very much. All in all, Hardison is ready to chalk it up as a point in the win column for his team. Yay team!

[himbohotel]

@imacting asked for a Hardison starter

❛ Hey, hey, hey--! ❜ Hardison puts his hands up as his ears are suddenly assaulted with a lot of complaining. ❛ Whoa now. You got questions, I gave you the answers. In a timely manner, I might add even though I'm up to my shapely behind trying to decipher this code and create our new aliases and everything else I do for y'all. Just 'cause they ain't the answers you'd like doesn't mean I didn't do my job. All shootin' the messenger and whatnot, ❜ he mumbles towards the end, huffing as he whirls around in his chair to do damage control. Why's it always gotta be him saving all their ungrateful behinds? With a few quick keystrokes, he sets off a fire alarm.

❛ Happy? ❜

[himbohotel]

@imacting

❛ Hey. Hey Soph-- ❜ After being up in thermosphere for way too long, adjusting to gravity is tough on the hacker. Case in point--he drops his tablet because his body still believes he's in Zero G & his mind expected the damn thing to float on by. He grimaces at the loud crash. ❛ Ah, shi--oot. ❜ He course-corrects so fast it's like he's on warp factor 9.99.

Man, he hates hospitals. The noise, the damn uncomfortable beds, the mushy food--but he just touched back down. He can't really push his body too hard.

But nobody said nothing about pushing his mind, so with that loophole fully cemented in his head, he's gathering intel on the world's worst wi-fi ever. ❛ I just sent over the info. The hard part's over. Breanna's got the rest, ❜ he says with a humble shrug. ❛ The docs said I should be out in about a week if everything continues to look good. Well, Peter Davidson's almost ready. ❜