#💬 a bunch of nonsense

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Anime Ramsay isn’t real, he can’t hurt you—

Figure used. Funko and Eaglemoss Ramsays for scale.

I’m almost finished with my Ramsay custom. I’ll have to fix where the gloss got under the masking tape and onto the shins, but he’s basically done, so I took some quick pictures. (He even has dust on him already, wow.)

This was my first figure custom and while he turned out quite messy overall, I learned a lot and the process was (mostly) fun. :)

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🧊🍸 - Max

💬🌴 - Shari

☀️📞 - Alan

🌿💃 - Leon (actually answer no "he has no happy memories" nonsense that's cheating and lame)

🪞🦗 - Kalypso

cocktail quiz!

for max:

🧊 [ margarita ]  what are their biggest pet peeves?

ironically... laziness. he absolutely hates having to pick up anyone else's slack... he doesn't even want his own slack! he doesn't see the hypocrisy in that, no. he also hates when people grind their silverware on their plates. and when people put the toilet paper on backwards. mostly petty things!

🍸 [ dry martini ] what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them?

pissed the bed ( err... sleeping bag ) at a sleepover once... literally the only time in his life he has ever shown hustle!

for shari:

💬 [ negroni ]  what is one piece of advice they would give others?

i think in general she tries to stay away from giving advice, but she's always the first person to suggest drinking more water!

🌴 [ californication ]  what do they think is their greatest achievement in life?

being able to live on her own is a big one, she never saw herself doing that.

for alan:

☀️ [ tequila sunrise ]  how would they spend their perfect day?

working in the garage all day without being interrupted by anyone from his old life! he's never happier than when he's fixing things.

📞 [ tom collins ]  which living person would they most want to meet?

who's the head of nasa? that guy.

for leon:

🌿 [ mojito ]  what is one goal they are working towards?

getting an apartment and a car of his own! after that... it's divorce time!

💃 [ cosmopolitan ]  what is their happiest memory ever?

he would tell you that he's never had one, but he would also be lying. i think, post-incident, the happiest day of his life was getting married. sure, he wasn't allowed to go to a venue or anything so it was very small, but he truly did think that it was going to be uphill from there.

for kal:

🪞 [ caipirinha ]  if they could change one thing about themself, what would it be?

her eyesight. she doesn't have horrible vision and can live without glasses or contacts, but it's much better to have them. such an annoyance, too!

🦗 [ grasshopper ]  what / who would they dress up as for halloween?

frankenstein's bride and morticia addams are both specialties of hers. as a kid, she was a whole bunch of different things.

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You know... 💬💬.

Have fun ;}

Ooooof you really think I can find more stuff I like from my own writing? I'm so mediocre, I like the dumbest sentences :) But let's see...

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"Geralt. You need to focus."

"I know how that works."

"Still, you did it wrong."

"No one will even notice."

"Everyone will notice if you take a wrong step, Geralt. Everyone is just waiting for you to take a wrong step."

"Emhyr."

"Don't give me that, you'd better copy me."

"In everything, beloved? I think not."

"Do you want to practice with Mererid?"

"Absolutely not."

"Thought so. So. Left foot first."

"I learned this dance when I was 17..."

"... and when did you ever use it? Cintra, 1252?"

"Ouch, that hurt."

"Not as much as you stepping on my feet."

(I really like this Drabble I did for my Drabble thingy, a lot)

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That evening, after a long day in court – which Matt had missed again, a fact that  had been a little hard to explain – Foggy didn’t exactly come home in the best of moods. But nothing could prepare him for the sight of his friend kneeling in front of the open washing machine, desperately clutching something white that he held in his hands. 

"What happened?��� he asked anxiously. “Are you okay?" 

"No,” Matt muttered, accusingly holding out to him the remains of what must have once been one of his beloved shirts. 

“What happened to it?" 

Foggy wrinkled his nose and took the piece of cloth stretched out to him between his fingers. Essentially, there wasn’t much of it left. It was one of Matt’s shirts, yes, but it had big holes in it… in combination with the faded remains of blood on it, one could have thought gunshots had perforated it. 

"It was the nuts,” Matt replied enigmatically.

Foggy gave him a look. Sometimes, when he had a concussion, Matt talked some nonsense. But the evening had hardly begun; if he had been out on a manhunt, he would scarcely have been back by now. Besides, he seemed perfectly healthy otherwise. 

“The nuts?”

Mutely, Matt pointed to the washing machine. The porthole was open, and a void yawned behind it. No, wait… the device wasn’t empty. 

With a queasy feeling, Foggy carefully reached into the washing drum. 

“Bah, ugh, what’s that?” he then exclaimed, withdrawing his hand. He stared in disbelief at a walnut lying in his palm - moist, clean, and very smooth. "What the heck is a walnut doing in our washing machine?“

"It’s not just one,” Matt sheepishly returned.

Foggy got down on his knees and peered into the machine. Indeed. There was a whole bunch of nuts spread inside, plus the remains of white shirts. 

“What were you thinking? Is the machine still working? Do you know how expensive washing machines are?”

A whole cascade of questions and curses descended on Matt, and he endured them stoically. Foggy sighed, propping himself up on the machine. 

“Now, will you explain to me what this is all about?”

“Rita - from Aldi’s, remember? - said washing with nuts is the newfangled thing, and it gets blood out of clothes,” Matt explained, though that didn’t explain anything. 

“Washing with nuts? Oh my goodness, Matt. Rita didn’t mean walnuts!”

“She didn’t say what kind of nuts…”

“But didn’t she tell you to buy them at the eco market? ”

“Yeah, she did,” Matt defiantly returned. “But do you know how expensive it is there? The Chinese market across the street had walnuts pretty cheap…”

(And yes, I'm sorry, I love the Soapnutmattcrackfic, my only Daredevil fic)

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roose selling ramsay to one direction

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forgot to post this; my magnum opus

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I’ve discovered the joy of making fanmixes, so of course I had to make one for my favorite bastard, too. 🖤 I stuck to my own music library for this, so there are quite a few instrumental tracks.

AO3 YOUTUBE

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Working on a prize figure custom right now. I’m planning to repaint him to show!Ramsay, since there are no larger scale figures of him and I simply can’t have my biggest Ramsay figure be a Funko.

So far, I’ve I shortened his hair, flattened his nose and made the chin less pointy. Currently in the coloring stage. My goal is something like this—

—but I’m mostly just trying stuff out. I’ve never done a prize figure custom before, only Monster High dolls, and I’m already noticing I messed up with the sanding. Soft plastic is weird.

The OG figure is the Bandai Spirits “Jufutsu no Waza” Fushiguro Touji.

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Whenever I have to talk to a client I ask my Lord Ramsay to give me strength amen 🙏🏽

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roose: plastinated organs

domeric: anatomical prints

ramsay: bootleg guro body pillow

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having intense blorbofeels about ramsay this week. boy is rotating like in a centrifuge

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using my institutional access for its intended purpose: downloading every research paper, essay, and book that comes up when i search “ramsay bolton” on google scholar

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I hadn’t watched my Ramsay clips in a while because I was busy obsessing over Wolf, but I decided to watch one while on the bus the other day. Genuinely crazy how much of an instant dopamine explosion this insane little guy causes in me. What the hell.

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remsi :)

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For some time now I’ve been scripting Ramsay-themed YTPs in my head (never done any actual work on them though, mainly because I have no time) and man, I feel like I could get a lot of mileage out of Ash Vicious’s “I’m a little gay boy.”

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They're either each other's biggest hater or each other's biggest fanboy. No in-between, and that's why Ramsay² is the ultimate Ramsay ship. (I love the art, it's so cute for this two horrors of men 😭❤️)

@the-last-spring-together REAL

Every time I try to write some nice crack fic for this… beautiful couple I can’t decide if they should ever really stop hating each other. Trying to kill the other is like their love language 🩷

(And thank you, I tried to channel all the cutesy BL manga cover energy into it that I could muster. :D)

book x show purikura 🩷🔪

Most of all, Ramsay loves himself, and if you ask me, this is simply taking that to its logical conclusion.