#💫—keiwook shortz

[faithst]

ASKING MY FRIEND TO RATE ZB1 PT.2

# my friend @alyvestl rates zb1 (but it’s a bit brutal)

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— zhang hao

⟢ “he looks like my uncle”

⟢ “he has a highschool teacher licence? OOOOOH”

⟢ “violin is good but teacher MMMMMHH”

⟢ 9/10

— sung hanbin

⟢ “this one’s interesting”

⟢ “i like his hair”

⟢ “DRIVING IS COOL”

⟢ “10/10 for this guy cause he can drive and open doors”

— seok matthew

⟢ “gym rat? reminds me of [friend]”

⟢ “he has a nice smile”

⟢ “his hair could be better, it looks like it’s thinning”

⟢ 5/10

— shen ricky

⟢ “he reminds me of that ceo in business proposal”

⟢ “future bald baby”

⟢ 6/10

— park gunwook

⟢ “this dudes an all-rounder”

⟢ “i like smart men, they have BIG BRAIN”

⟢ “also, he’s 6ft” “could never be me”

⟢ 11/10

— kim taerae

⟢ “honestly, idk what to say”

⟢ “is it mean to say he’s kinda basic?”

⟢ “all the 4 points go to his singing”

⟢ 4/10

— kim gyuvin

⟢ “even the dog’s eyes are empty”

⟢ “he could get a better hairstyle, ngl”

⟢ 5/10

— kim jiwoong

⟢ “he looks like a dom”

⟢ “alpha male”

⟢ “i feel like i’m this guy except i don’t act in a bl”

⟢ 7/10

— han yujin

⟢ “he looks like a minor”

⟢ “these guys really like mushroom hair”

⟢ “he reminds me of my terrible life” [bcuz he is young]

⟢ 3/10

(using this as a distraction bcuz i didn’t post the kamden fic yet; coming veerrryyy soon !)

[faithst]

ASKING MY FRIEND TO RATE ZB1

⁀➷ my friend, @spkyspc rates zb1 !

this is just for fun !

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zhang hao

⟢ “i understand why people like him”

⟢ slurping noises

⟢ 8/10. wait no, 9/10 he’s pretty hot

sung hanbin

⟢ “i can also see why ppl think he’s hot but i like zhanghao more”

⟢ “he looks like he’s up to smth mischievous”

⟢ “the tattoo makes him look like an idol”

⟢ 8/10

seok matthew

⟢ “he has a nose”

⟢ “his hair is okay i guess”

⟢ “i like zhanghao’s hair more”

⟢ “he’s 170cm? that’s like a bit taller than you”

⟢ 7/10

shen ricky

⟢ “OOOH 9/10”

⟢ “i like his confidence and hair”

⟢ “he looks like a BAD boy”

⟢ “i would get pc’s of him”

⟢ 9/10

park gunwook

⟢ “i like his physique”

⟢ “i’m sorry faith but not my type” 😦

⟢ 7/10

kim taerae

⟢ “OH”

⟢ “he looks like someone i like”

⟢ “he does have that loser personality and i like it”

⟢ 9/10

kim gyuvin

⟢ “OH HE’S A NICE GUY ASWELL”

⟢ “eumppappa fits the owner”

⟢ 8/10

kim jiwoong

⟢ “he needs to sleep more”

⟢ “i like his hair tho”

⟢ “he should still be an actor”

⟢ 7/10

han yujin

⟢ “he looks like a man-child”

⟢ “he looks like an oval-shaped cartoon character”

⟢ 6/10

[faithst]

waking keita up w a kissy („> ᴗ <„) <3?

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pls, the way you ask for this is so cuute🫶

if you were to wake keita up w a kiss, he just won’t wake up (knowing he can sleep for god knows how long) maybe it takes a few more kisses… like a dozen more.. 😃

but maybe in that minuscule 🤏 chance he does wake up, he just pulls you back in, there’s literally no words exchanged. just keita hugging you and not letting you go bcuz his sleepy times are important. now you’re stuck there for another 3 days ‼️

[faithst]

what you think matthew and/or keita will be with shorter s/o f ( i’m 1,45cm)

OMG HONESTLY

matthew: i think he’d prefer someone shorter than him cause i feel like he would want to protect them and just hold them in his big buffy arms ‼️ he’d wanna be a safe space for his s/o 🤝

keita: he doesn’t mind imo 👍 shorter or taller, he’d love them with all his heart. if they’re shorter, then he’d love being the big spoon and getting to tease them abt their height. if taller, he’d love to get babied and if they teased him abt his height; maybe he’d playfully get mad but he’d turn it into a good laugh

(also, ur height is rlly cute im so sorry💕)

[faithst]

how you think keita would react finding out his s/o ship him with matthew?

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i think keita wouldn’t be surprised honestly 😭 you’d be like ‘you and matthew look good together’ and he’d say ‘yeah, i know.’ he absolutely adores his friendship with matthew and is even more ecstatic when you love seeing them together 💕

prolly invites matthew to your dates now, watch out cuz you’re now the third-wheel 😇

[faithst]

how do u think keita would react if some1 stared at his s/o while shopping >.< ?

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honestly..

i think he wouldn’t mind. like not jealous at all because like he knows he has you wrapped around his finger 🤞 but if they flirt w you, he prolly laughs it off but its so clear he’s annoyed 😭😭😭 like ‘haha yeah you’re so funny’ with like a death stare 😃😃

[faithst]

what about keita clothes

without context this is so funny 😭

so lets say you just happen to find a keita shirt that is longer than usual

and you’re thinking ‘huh, maybe keita bought smth 2x his size’

turns out it was won’s shirt and now keita is scolding him (playfully)

“now what were you doing having your clothes all around?” “do your laundry properly!”

and then he scolds you 😭😭

you sit there, listening to his nags for about an hour

the next time you want to wear keita’s clothes, you’re gonna have to ask him first

“what did i tell you about wearing another member’s clothes?”