#💕 dukey is the hottest man in the world~!!11! 💕

[duketibbitswaifu]

... Not to be a Derby downer but aren't you a little young to be dating... A man thats atleast thrice your age?

🌸 For starters, ✨ it's DEBBIE DOWNER not DERBY DOWNER~!!!1!! ❣️ I'm already not a fan of your blatant misunderstanding of a common expression, 💕 so i don't see how you could POSSIBLY FATHOM such a perfect relationship such as ours!! 💢 🌸

💗 I know how old my Dukey pookie bear is. 🎀 He reminds me whenever he gets up with his knees and his back. ✨ But it adds flavor!!!! 😊 His greying, silvery hairs, 💕 his old-fashioned tastes, 💕 his wrinkly hands over mine, 💕 his jubilantly saggy balls. 🍰 It's so sexy. 🌺 You simply wouldn't get it. 💗