#💊 — “my dearest patient”

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how do you not have any patients?! I'm PERSONALLY admitting myself if that's the case!

Awh that’s so sweet love ^^

I’d gladly accept you as a patient of my own,, and as for your question, I guess people don’t want me as their nurse :(

Now then, enough about me ! Let’s talk about you my lovely little patient. Tell me dearest, have you been taking care of yourself lately? Let me take care of you.

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HEH THANK YOU! being odd is my best personality trait! also yes i am taking it easy most of the time but that still doesn't help lmao!! NO WORRIES THOUGH i can handle it HUZZAHHH

-the best anon you could ever have ofc, 🏴‍☠️

You’re so odd I’m going to violently shake you and throw you around /silly

Also idk about the best anon… (/t)

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heh hello [proud] i am the very special person from discord who promised you an ask!! hiding my identity cuz my friends dont know im freaky like dat!, just call me 🏴‍☠️ cuz im a pirate heh

Giggling

Hello !1!1!1 it’s so great that you decided to stop by :3

Your sign off is so !1!1 it suits you

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uhh hi! im the anon who you asked to have a sign off, i guess i could go by 💤? i like sleep so fits the bill

Of course ^o^

It’s such a silly little sign off I love it !

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Do you ever find yourself fantasizing about getting check ups at the hospital? To have a needle puncture your skin? To wear the bandage afterwards? To have to get poked and proded under the bright white lights of a place so familiar yet none the less frightening to you? Do you find yourself wishing you could harm yourself in a simple enough way to go there?

If so, do you act on it in any way, shape, or form in your free time? To simulate the experience?

I would love to hear about your methods, if you have any.

This has got to be my favorite ask ever.

PLEASE ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS LIKE THESE I LOVE IT.

Sorry for the long yap session but I love this topic

And as for the questions: YES. I yearn for hospital visits, quite often if anything. You have no idea how much I adore being poked and prodded at with needles, seeing the blood flow into the vials, the pain of the needle being inserted into my arm,, I especially love how they mess up and have to reinsert the needle around 2-4 times. It makes my head spin and makes me feel frenzied in such an addicting way.

I just love needles and hospitals I really want to get a checkup soon. I love the way they look, smell, I adore the uniforms and the smell of them, how clean they are, I love the IVs that drip and drip or the equipment they use.

I myself am anemic and other issues so I typically have to get my blood drawn to make sure everything is alright which I absolutely adore !!

Sometimes, I think about purposefully making myself ill in some way so I can be taken to the hospital and have an IV pumping fluids into me. I like watching and reading things about human anatomy to fuel my interest and urges or sometimes I’ll prick myself with a sewing needle or something sharp so I can see my own blood,, I also adore scars and bandages sososo much :3

Everything about hospitals and blood just makes me so giddy .

[pomegranate1sm]

I JS WANNA SAY THAT YOUR BLOG IS SO PRETTY 💥

Thank you !!

I’m so glad you like it, I tried my best making it aesthetically pleasing :D

[pomegranate1sm]

i'm the previous anon - doing well tbh, just very sleepy

You should get rest then,, but I’m glad you’re doing well !

On an unrelated note, have you considered using a sign off ? That way I’ll know it’s you :) /nf

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asking with anon cuz im shy but how are you!!

That’s perfectly fine, as long as you’re comfy :3

As for the question, I’m doing well !! I’m rewatching some of my favorite movies before doing something productive,, what about you honey?

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I think potential patients are scared at how marvelous you are, sweet nurse!

I've been taking good care of myself! But I can leave myself in your hands♡

Oh is that so? I hope they aren’t too nervous, I swear I don’t bite !

As for your health I’m glad you’re fine then sweetheart :)

[pomegranate1sm]

I just a little bit of a silly little guy

Whimsical even

_(:3」z)__(┐「ε:)_

-🌺

The absolute silliest !

Say dear, why not tell me a bit about yourself ? /nf

Your nurse would absolutely adore getting to know you (๑>◡<๑)

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HEH HEY RODY!! pirate fits me so well right? heh HARRR HARR HOWEVER THAT SONG GOESS YOU ARE A PIRATE remember kids if buying isnt owning pirating isnt stealing either so go pirate ✋❤️❤️ anyways chat i wanna go to the doctor so bad somesave me from my chronic pain heh💔💔💔 anyways HUZZAH

your dearest wise anon who isnt really an anon - 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

HELP? You’re so odd I swear…. (/aff)

Anyways,, I hope you feel better friend ! You should really get that checked out, we can’t have you being sick all the time now can we? Poor thing :(

Make sure to take it easy ok?

[pomegranate1sm]

its so silly isnt it? i love sleep, almost like a sloth ^0^!

-💤

Real !1!1!1!

I love how silly some sign offs are,, I’ve seen someone use bubbles or a teddy bear as a sign off on someone else’s blog and I thought it was very cute (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

-🌺

Giggling at this question ,,

I don’t know silly, I just bite (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

[pomegranate1sm]

tbh i check your blog pretty often D: usually whenever youre in my notifications!!

im so glad you like mine so much!!

— vincent

Oh what, I would’ve never expected that tbh /lh

I’m glad you check mine, I check yours quite frequently too :3

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hiii its vincent :3 your blog is so cute!!

OH EM GEE HI !!!!!

I didn’t expect you to pop by so soon ,, and thank yew !! I kinda used yours as well as others as inspo.. yours is just so lovely and admirable ╰(*´︶`*)╯

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Let’s get you patched up, love .ᐟ

Nurse Emil ou Nurse Rody he / him / it 7teen . aroaceflux , ambi , trans , taken yandere and a darling + c’linker eng / pt-br

My lovely patients (๑>◡<๑)

( 🌺 ) , ( 💤 ) , ( 🏴‍☠️ )

A guide to my tags !

about my lover → 🕊️ — “my sweet dove” platonic obsessions → 🧸— “my doll” anons → 💊 — “my dearest patient” rambles → 🩺 — “medical records” vents → 🩹 — “a nasty wound” yandere posts → 🏥 — “the ward”

Extra info !!

Pleasepleaseplease ask me any sort of question I’d be so happy to answer them,, I would just absolutely adore to be able to talk to and tend to my dearest patients (๑>◡<๑)

I’m also very much mentally ill and suspected of having BPD and neurodivergency, and other things potentially, however I am undiagnosed due to not being able to get tested so keep that in mind please !

As for my blog,, it is a constant W.I.P and I will be editing things here and there as well as adding a carrd soon !