#💀Wowie! (Dash Commentry)

[popeyerus]

‘You should really try dinosaur egg oatmeal!’

[popeyerus]

Eileen could probably lift him. He doesn’t weigh much. Though it would look like she’s carrying a pool noodle.

[popeyerus]

If you kiss the skele you will get a WOWIE.

[popeyerus]

‘Sinday huh?... Please refrain from informing my brother of this.’

‘I hate to think of the puns.’

[popeyerus]

‘Don’t fret! The Great Papyrus will offer you a warm embrace.’

@captainseamech​

[popeyerus]

He’s stomping his foot in frustration.

[popeyerus]

‘Send me your nudes-les.’noodels.’

[popeyerus]

‘Wait. Who’s looking  at whose butt in what way now?’

[popeyerus]

'There is no need to be jealous. I'm simply a tall, handsome skeleton who isn't afraid to discuss my feelings!'

'Hm. I will subtract my first statement, your honour. Everyone who meets The Great Papyrus should be green with envy.'

[popeyerus]

‘So beautiful...’

[popeyerus]

‘Nobody tell Sans about Sinday- his puns will only get filthier.’

[popeyerus]

dreamsofalife​:

“I thought you were made of calcium?”

‘Well that too.’

‘It took a lot of milk to look this good.’