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[kittzuxp]

I have decided 2 make a post listing all the tags I'll use 4 my ocs. Bc is seems fun

Current favs:

fel👁️👀

Mackenzie🪡🩸

Iris🖤🪽

Devia😊😈

Cerulean💿💎🩻

Ari❤️🌌🪄

Liam🍏🦇

Tyler🥲

Filidae aiga💚♌ (hs trollsona)

Kay🤡🪓

orion🐐🚬

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In the back of my mind... Slowly collecting dust:

Mrs. Orange🧡🐍 (Twomp oc)

Cj 🫁🧠🍴

Emill🌈🐄🐞

-?🧜🫧🩵💙

Veni🐌💙🧡🖤(kinitoPET oc)

Bunny🩷💌🎀

Frost💛⛓️‍💥

Ag🩸🚬🪴

Lindabell🌈💫

Skylar🌟☁️

Manda💀🖤

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I'm probably never gonna post Abt them:

Zoel👊🩹

SAI💚🧝‍♀️

Othica🖤🐝

Edward💚🧡🐝

e7e👁️👩🏽

3y3👁️👩🏼

[reputayswift]

your hologram 👾👻 stumbled 🫨 into my apartment 🌃 hands 🙌 in the hair 💆‍♀️ of somebody 💏 in darkness 🌫️😶‍🌫️ named Chloe 💆‍♀️ or Sam 💆 or Sophia 💆‍♀️ or Marcus 💆‍♂️ and I. just. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵈ 👀. it happen 💏🧍‍♀️. as the decade 📆 would play us for fools 🃏🤝🃏 and you saw 👀 my bones 💀🤝💀 out 💃🕺 with somebody new 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 who seemed like 🤔 he would've bullied you 🤓🥊🤣 in school 🤕🏫 and you. just. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵈ 👀. it happen 🫂🧍‍♂️. if you wanna break 💔🔨🤬 my cold 🤧 cold 🥶 heart 💙 just say, 🗣️"I loved you 🥰…the way that you were 😕🤷‍♂️” if you wanna tear 🫱💔🤏 my world 🫱🌎🤏 apart 🫱💥🤏 just say you've always…woOondered 🤔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨…you said some things 🗣️🗯️ that I can't 🙅‍♀️ unabsorb 🗣️🗯️🧽 you turned me into an idea of sorts 🧍‍♀️🟰🤔💭😇🪽 you needed me 🫂 but you needed drugs more 🤷‍♀️ and I could-n't. 🙅‍♀️. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ 🫣. it happen. I changed into goddesses 🧝‍♀️ villains 🦹‍♀️ and fools 🤡🎨🖌️ changed plans 🇬🇧✈️🗽 and lovers 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and outfits 👩🏼‍🦱👱🏻‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦳👩🏼 and rules 📏👸 all to outrun 🏃‍♀️💨 my desertion of you 🏃‍♀️💨🏝️ and you. just. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵈ 👀. it 🏃‍♀️💨🏝️🧍‍♂️. if you wanna break 💔🔨🤬 my cold 🤧 cold 🥶 heart 💙 just say, 🗣️"I loved you 🥰…the way that you were 😕🤷‍♂️” if you wanna tear 🫱💔🤏 my world 🫱🌎🤏 apart 🫱💥🤏 just say you've always…woOoOondered 🤔💭 if the glint in my eye ✨👁️ traced the depths ✏️🗺️🤿 of your sigh ✏️🗺️😮‍💨 down that passage ⬇️ in time ⌛️ back to the moment ⏳⏪ I crashed into you 🧍‍♂️💥🏃‍♀️ like so many wrecks do 🏝️💥🚢 too impaired by my youth 👼 to know what to do 🤷‍♀️❓ so if I sell my apartment 🌃💸 and you have some kids 👶👧🧒👦 with an internet starlet 🤵‍♂️🤰🤳🏻 will that make your memory 🤔💭❤️‍🔥 fade from this scarlet maroon 🤔💭😶‍🌫️ like it never happened? 🤷‍♀️💭🌫️ could it be enough 🤔 to just float in your orbit? 👩‍🚀🪐🧍‍♂️can we watch our phantoms 🧍‍♂️👻❤️‍🔥👻🧍‍♀️like watching wild horses? 🧍‍♂️🐎🐎🧍‍♀️ cooler 😎 in theory 👩‍🔬💭 but not if you force it to be 🫸🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️🫷it just didn't happen 🤷‍♀️ so, if you wanna break 💔🔨🤬 my cold 🤧 cold 🥶 heart 💙…..say you loved me 😞…….and if you wanna tear 🫱💔🤏 my world 🫱🌎🤏 apart 🫱💥🤏 say you'll always…woOoOonder 🤔💭………………….'cause I woOoOooonder 😞💭…….will I always…will I always…..won-der? 🤷‍♀️💭🌫️

[lff-6]

👩🏼 🛍️💄👀

[maniatown]

Nazwano mnie pomiotem diabła 😈 i przekleństwem miasta 🏙️ a to Millhaven mnie przyniosło pecha 😠 niebrzydkie oczy 👀 mam zielone 💚 i włosy jasne rozpuszczone 👩🏼 i usta 👄 ładne kiedy się uśmiecham 🙂 padnijcie wszyscy na kolana 🧎najprostszą drogę 🛣️ znam do Pana tralalala 🎶 tralalalala 🎶 nie znasz dnia 📆 ani godziny 🕰️ tylko Bóg je zna ✝️

[aegoneggon]

😾 And where were the members of this council 👨‍🏫👩‍🏫🧑‍🏫 while the murderer 🐀🧀 threatened their king?!? 👑🫵🏻 🙋‍♂️ were you also threatened your grace?🙋‍♂️ I COULD HAVE BEEN 🗣️ 💥 MY SON 🐣👼 IS MY LEGACY!! 👇 MY SON IS HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE 🪑⚔️ 😤 and where were you? 👀 the lord commander of my kingsguard? 🤔 Abed… 😴🙂‍↕️ ABED ⁉️🛏️ ❓ INSTEAD OF SAFEGUARDING 👷‍♂️🗡️ THE SANCTITY OF MY FAMILY!! 👩🏼👶🏼👼🏻 Who did this? 😳 who— 😵‍💫 WHAT❓😤🤦🏼‍♂️IS THERE ANY QUESTION WHO DID THIS?? 💥 Who would do this save THE BITCH 👸🏼 QUEEN 🐉 OF BASTARDS 👶🏻👦🏻🧒🏻 THE SMUG 😉 CUNT OF DRAGONSTONE 🌋💥? There she sits 🐒 across the bay 🌊 ☝🏻 on her rock 🪨 LAUGHING 🤭 at me 😿SHES FUCKING 😠😡 LAUGHING 🍷💔 AT ME 💥💥

[windupiceheart]

3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE B'IGSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF B'IG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS B'IG DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year b'iggies👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2024 dick! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️B'IGSLUT! 😽 Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆DICKED DOWN🍆 ON THE B'IG! 🎉😻 Get none back and you’re pussy will stay dry as a b'igscuit in 2024! 😨🙀 😿

[fictionkinfessions]

I shall participate in the emoji canons game! Here is thine one hint: My canon hath both most of the original and an epilogue of sorts that comes in musical form! And I suppose my way of talking is a hint also. I am 👦🏼.

🇮🇹, 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👧🏻⚔️🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👦🏼, 👧🏻👎💍👑, 👦🏻👦⚔️👦👦🏼, 👧🏻💕👦🏼, 👧🏻💤, 👦🏼💭💀, 👦🏼☠️, 👦🏼💀, 👧🏻👀👦🏼💀

and then the epilogue!

👧🏻😭, 👧🏻❌🗡️, 👧🏻🎧🎶, 👧🏻🧑🏾👩🏼👩🏾➡️🇫🇷, 💃🕺💃🕺, 🤴🏻💕🧑🏾, 🤴🏻💍👧🏻, 👧🏻😟, 🧑🏾🥺, 🤴🏻💋🧑🏾, 👦🏼❌💀, 👦🏼➡️🇫🇷, 👦🏼💕👧🏻, 👧🏻❌💕👦🏼, 👦🏼😔, 😱, 🧑🏾💍🤴🏻!! 👧🏻💕👦🏼🔁, 👧🏻🤝👦🏼

(Despite the use of child emojis, everyone involved is an adult by the time the epilogue happens, so worry not!)

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[xolilith]

amo as musicas do eminem. A mas nao pergunt- amo as musicas do eminem

a mas meu perfil nao é sobre o em- amo o eminem

first thing☝️ u🧔‍♀️ say💬 im not fazed 🙅‍♀️ i hang out💃 around 🤸 big stars ⭐️ all day🌤 I don't 🙅‍♀️ see👀 what big deal is 💭 anyways 🤷‍♀️ u 👱🏻 just (nao sei) old🧑‍🦳 marshall 👱🏻 to me 🧔‍♀️

oh yeah👍 girl 👩 run 🏃‍♂️ the game 🎮 hailie jade?👩🏼 I love ❤️ the name 😱 Love ❤️ that tattoo 🤌 what that say?🧐 rot in pieces😵 Oh thats great😱😱

first off ☝️ u dont know👎 Marshall 👱🏻 at all🙅 so dont grow parcial🤷‍♂️ thats ammo 🔫 for my arsenal 🏚 ill slap u 😡 of that bar stool 🪑 there goes another lawsuit🤑 handprints 🤚 all across u 😱 good lordy🥰 nao sei🤗 u must🥸 be gone off 😟 that water bottle💧

u want 🧔‍♀️what u cant have🙅 oh girl🧔‍♀️ thats too damn bad🤷‍♂️ dont touch🚫 what u🧔‍♀️ cant grab🖐 end up😵 with two✌️ back hands😭 put a anthrax 😮 on a tampax😾 and slap u 😱 till u cant stand🧍‍♀️ girl🧔‍♀️ u just blew 💥 u chances 🎰 dont mean to ruin🙅 u plans 🤷‍♂️

nao sei se ta certo, minha energia social pra escrever isso foi de 200 a 100 em 3 minutos

me de boa noite.

Kkk eu li isso e fiquei rindo pois lembrei da mariah imitando o eminem

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

We need a sir psycho sexy copypasta

A long, ⌛⌛⌛ long, ➖ long, ➖ long ⌛⌛⌛ time 🤣 ago 😅 Before 🤔 the wind, 🎐 before 😂 the snow 🎿 Lived a man, 👨‍🎤 lived a man 🦸🏾‍♂️ I 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 know 💭 Lived a freak 😂😜😝 of nature 🌈 named 🧨 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho 🤬 Sexy 😇 that 😚💶🚅 is me 👈 Sometimes ✨ I 😀 find 👀 I 🙄 need 😋 to scream 😱 He's 👨 a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🐝 But 😥 we 😬 love 🤣 him 👴 so He's 🚹 a freak 😂😜😝 of nature 🐞 But ✋ we 👩🌊 let 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🙆💂 him 👴 go 🦟

Deep 😱 inside 💠 the garden 🏡 of Eden 😨🍎🏀 Standing 🚹 there 🦧 with my 🌽🥕 hard 😩 on 🔛 bleedin' There's 👀 a devil 👿 in 🛌 my 👀 dick 🥖🥒 and some 👱🏻‍♀️ demons 👹 in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ my 🏿 semen Good 👌 God 🙏 no 😞🌈 that 😐🤔 would 🙏👉 be 👄 treason Believe 🙏 me 👰 Eve 🎉 she 👩 gave 🎁 good 👌 reason 🤔 Booty looking 👀👀🙆👀 too 🤷‍♀️ good 👍 not 🚯 to be 🎮 squeezin' Creamy ☁️ beaver hotter 👏🏼🍨 than 👧 a fever 🤧 I'm 🤣 a givin' 'cause 💋 she's 👩 the receiver 📞 I 😬 won't 😧😏😏 and I 💫 don't ✋ hang 👜 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 until 🍏 I 😳 please 🙏 her 💭🚺🚺 Makin' 😩 her 👩 feel 💋💋 like 🎅 an over 🤬 achiever I 😀😀😀 take 😤 it away 😇 for 6️⃣9️⃣ a minute ⏰ just 😔 to tease 🍾 her 🙄🙄🧐 Then 😮 I 🏿🏼 give 🎁🚨 it back 🤚⬅️ a little 🤔 bit 😁 deeper Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🥖👌🏼🏼👍 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 👍 (he's ✅ the man 👨‍👧 that 🚇 I 💰 met 👄 one 👆🤓 time) ⌚ Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 🌴🎲👗⛔ (he's 😗🅰️ the man 🦂 that 🔀 left ⬅️ me 🤣🤣 blind) Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😏 (he's 🚹 the man 👨‍🏭 he's 🚹 the man 🦂 he's 💁‍♂️ the man) 👨‍✈ Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 (yeah) 💁🤷 He's 👨 a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🐌 But 🤔 we 🌽 love 😍 him 👴👨 so He's 💁‍♂️ a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🌋 But ✋🏽 we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 let 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏽 him 👨 go 🦗

I 🏼🏼 got 😩 stopped by 😺 a lady 👵👒 cop 👮 In 🎻🎻🎻 my 👄 automobile 🚗 She 👩‍🔬 said 🗣️ get 🙌🏼 out 😤 and spead your 👈 legs 👐 And then 🙊🐵 she 👱‍♀️ tried 👀 to cop 🚔🚔👨🏽 a feel 💓 That 😐 cop 👮 she 🥰 was all 🤠 dressed 👖 in 👆 blue 👖 Was she 🧏 pretty? 💅💃 Boy 👨‍👧‍👦 I'm 👈 tellin' you ✌️ She 🙇 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ my 😀 butt with her 👩 big 😏 black ⚫ stick 😶📏 I 👏 said, 🙊 "What's 🤔 up?" 🙅😍 now 📅 suck 🐓 my 👨👨 dick 🔥 Like 👬 a ram 🐐 getting 🉐 ready 😏 to jam the lamb She 👩 whimpered just ❗ a little 💖 when 😂🕕 she 👩🏼 felt ✋🏻 my 🧜🏻‍♀️ hand 👭 On 🏽🏽 her 👩 crotch so very 📈✅ warm 🔅 I 🚫 could 🔮 feel 💓 her 👩 getting 💯 wet 🌊🌊 through 🪀 her 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ uniform 🥋 Proppin' her 👩 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 on 🔛 the black ⬛ and white ◽💮 Unzipped and slipped, 😮 "Ooh, 🦟 that's 👨👉 tight" 😻 I 😊 swatted her 💃 like 🏩 no 😣 swat team 👥 can 🥫 Turned 🔄🔄 a cherry 🌸 pie 🥧 right ☝🏽 into 🚪 jam Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😜 (I'm 🙅‍♂️ the man 👨‍⚕ that 💪 you 👈 met 👄 one 🔂 time) 🥰 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir ���️😔 Psycho, 🤬 yeah ✨ (I'm 💂🏿 the man 👨‍💼 that 🤩 will 🤔 leave 🍃🍀 you 🦎 blind) Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah ✅😜 (I'm 👱👏 the man, 👱 I'm 😂😂 the man, 🤦‍♂ I'm 😂😂 the man) 🌊😗 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😎

Hello 👋 young 👶🏿 woman 👧 that 😻 I 🙍🚫 love 💞 Pretty 💅 punk rock 🥌 mama 🧍‍♀️ that 😔😐 I'm 💘 thinking 🤔 of Hold 👬👬 me 🏿 naked if you 🧘🏾 will 🎀 In 😳 your 😈 arms 💪 in 👉 your 👇 legs 🏊🕺 in 🧚🏻 your 👣 pussy 🍂🐱 I'd 🙏 kill 🚿 To be 👎😨 with you, 😳 to kiss 😗 with you, 👨🏻👈 I 👀 do 👀 miss 🧍‍♀️ you 💃🕺 I 👀 love 😍 you 😕🏿 Lay me 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️ down, 👇🔽 lay me 😳😟 down, ⬇️ lay me 🚩 down, 🔻 lay me 😩 down 🔻 Lay me 🙋🏽 down, 👇 lay me 💻 down, 📉 lay me 🧼 down, 📩 lay me 🤲 down 👎 Descending waves 🏄 of graceful pleasure 🙏 For 💯 your 👉✋ love 💖 there 👉 is no ✨ measure 💅 Her 👩 curves they 💁 bend with subtle 🤔👌👌 splendor Now 🕥 I 😀 lay me 🚏 down 📷 to sleep 😴 I 🎧 pray 🏃 the funk will 💫🌸🧚🏻 make 💃 me 💁😙 freak 😂😜😝 If I 🧍 should 👫 die 💀 before 😺 I 😊 waked Allow 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🎫🎫 me 👊🤰👏 Lord 👑 to rock 👩‍🎤 out 🤬🤬 naked Bored 😒 by 😡 the ordinary 🔬🧫🔭🧠 time 🕓 to take 💅 a trip 🚞 Calling 📞 up ⏫ a little 🐭 girl 🚶🏼 with a bull ♉ whip ✋👊🏄‍♂️ Lickety split 🕺🏻 go 👩‍🦲 snap, 📷 snap 📷 Girl ♀️ gettin' 💯 off 🥵 all 😩 in 🤖 my 💁🏽 lap The tallest tree 🌲 the sweetest sap Blowin' my 🎸 ass 😐 right ☝🏽 off 🎮 the map 📍 Ooh 😳 and it's nice 🔥 out 😛 here 🥵 I 😀 think 💭 I'll 😡 stay 💒 for 4️⃣ a while ⌚🙄

Feel free to spread this everywhere

[screamogrl]

3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2017 dick! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️CUMSLUT! 😛Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆DICKED DOWN🍆 ON THE REG! 🎉😋Get none back and you’re pussy will stay dry as a biscuit in 2017! 😨😮☹️🙁

[worksby-d]

3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ dick! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️CUMSLUT! 😛Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆DICKED DOWN🍆 ON THE REG! 🎉😋Get none back and you’re pussy will stay dry as a biscuit in ! 😨😮☹️🙁 🔗

not you again

[honeymoon2011]

Fall movies and series to watch 🍂🧡

1. Chilling Adventures of Sabrina🧙🏻‍♀️

2. Riverdale 👀🔍🕵🏻‍♀️

3. Pretty Little Liars 🤫🪦

4. Gilmore Girls 🍂🧡

5. Vampire Diaries 🧛🏻❤️🩸

6. The Queen Gambit ♟️👩🏼

7. Friends 🤣🌃🍗

8. Stranger Things ☎️🧪

9. Wednesday 👩🏻😈👋

Hi , I hope you’re well ! ❤️

Today it’s a post about series and movies to watch during fall season…

I wish you a good day and take care folks ! 🧡🍂

[reputayswift]

you’re 🫵 talking shit 🤬💩📰 for the hell of it 😈💁‍♂️ adDICTed 😍 to beTRAYal 🚶‍♀️🗡️😈🤞 but you’re relevant 💁‍♂️📰 you’re terrified 😨…to look dOwn 👀👇…'cause if you DARE 🫣 you’ll see the GLARE 😡😡😡 of evERYone you bURned 🔥😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥 just to get there 🤑💰…it’s coming back 😨💸🔥…arOUnd 🔄…and I 🙋‍♀️ keep my SIDE 👉😇 of the street clEeEAn 🛣️🫧🧹🧼…YOU 👉👿 wouldn’t KNOW 🤔 what I MEAN 🤷‍♂️... ‘cause karma is my BOYfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 karma is a GOD 🙏 karma is the BREEZE 🌬️ in my HAIR 👱‍♀️ on the WEEK-end 🗓️🏝️ karma’s a relaXING 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️ THOUGHT! 😌💭 (aren’t you 🤔 enviOUS 🟩 😡 that for YOU 🫵 it’s NOT!! 🙅‍♀️) sweet! like! hon-eeey~ 🍯 KARma is a CAT 🐈 PURRing in my LAP 🐱🧎‍♀️ (‘cause it LOVES ME!! 😻🙋‍♀️) flexin’ 💪👸 like a godDAMN acro-BAT 🤸‍♀️ ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT!!! 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ spider boy 🕷️��‍♂️ king of thieves 🤴🏃‍♂️💰🏦 weave yOur LIttle WEBS 🕸️ of opACity 🫥 my pennies made 🏃‍♂️🪙...your CROWN 😏👑...trick me ONCE 🪄🎩🃏☝️ trick me TWICE 🪄🎩🃏✌️ doN'T YOu know 🤔 that CASH 💸 ain't the only PRICE? 🧍‍♂️😡😡😡 it’s coming back 🏃‍♂️💨🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️…arOUnd 🔄 and I 🙋‍♀️ keep my SIDE 👉😇 of the street clEeEAn 🛣️🫧🧹🧼…YOU 👉👿 wouldn’t KNOW 🤔 what I MEAN 🤷‍♂️… ‘cause karma is my BOYfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 karma is a GOD 🙏 karma is the BREEZE 🌬️ in my HAIR 👱‍♀️ on the WEEK-end 🗓️🏝️ karma’s a relaXING 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️ THOUGHT! 😌💭 (aren’t you 🤔 enviOUS 🟩 😡 that for YOU 🫵 it’s NOT!! 🙅‍♀️) sweet! like! hon-eeey~ 🍯 KARma is a CAT 🐈 PURRing in my LAP 🐱🧎‍♀️ (‘cause it LOVES ME!! 😻🙋‍♀️) flexin’ 💪👸 like a godDAMN acro-BAT 🤸‍♀️ ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT!!! 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ask me 🤔 what I learned 👩‍🎓 from all those YEARS 👩🏼‍🦱👱‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦳👩🏼‍🦱👩🏼📆, ask me 🤔 what I earned 🫰 from all those TEARS 😭, ask me why so many fade 🫥🫥🫥…but I’m stilllll HeEe(🗣️I’m still)EeE(🗣️I’m still)eE(🗣️🗣️🗣️HERE)RE!!!!!!!! 💁‍♀️‘Cause karma 🤭 is the thundeeeer 🌩️ rattling 🫨 your GROUND 🕳️ karma’s 😤 on your SCENT 👃 like a BOUNty HUNTeeeer 🐅 karma’s gonna TRACK 🕵️‍♀️ you DOWN 👇 (step-by-step-from-town-to-TOWN) 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💨 sweet. 🍯 like. just-ice 🦸‍♀️🤜💥🦹‍♂️ ⚖️👩‍⚖️ karma is a QUEEN 👸 karma takes all my friends 🫂 to the summ-it 🏔️🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️ karma is the GUY 🙋‍♂️ on the SCREEN 📺 COMING STRAIGHT 🏃‍♂️ HOME 🏠 TO ME!! 💁‍♀️ ‘cause karma is my BOYfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 karma is a GOD 🙏 karma is the BREEZE 🌬️ in my HAIR 👱‍♀️ on the WEEK-end 🗓️🏝️ karma’s a relaXING 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️ THOUGHT! 😌💭 (aren’t you 🤔 enviOUS 🟩 😡 that for YOU 🫵 it’s NOT!! 🙅‍♀️) sweet! like! hon-eeey~ 🍯 KARma is a CAT 🐈 PURRing in my LAP 🐱🧎‍♀️ (‘cause it LOVES ME!! 😻🙋‍♀️) flexin’ 💪👸 like a godDAMN acro-BAT 🤸‍♀️ ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT!!! 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ karma is my BOYFRIEnd...karma is a god....hmhmm...karma's a relaxing...thought~

[skully-bones]

3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼for 365 days of 2023 dick! 👀🤙🏻Get 10 back and you’re a GRADE 🅰️CUMSLUT! 😛Get 5 back and you’ll be 🍆DICKED DOWN🍆 ON THE REG! 🎉😋Get none back and you’re pussy will stay dry as a biscuit in 2023! 😨😮☹️🙁

i'm going to memorize this and the first new years we actually get to spend together, i will recite it to you

this i solemnly swear

[silly-ez]

According 🔛 to all 💯 known 🎓✔ laws 😾👮🏻❌ of aviation ✈, there is no 😣 way ↕ a bee 🐝 should be able 💪 to fly ✈🌬. Its wings 🍗🤡 are too small 🙀😼💁🏻 to get 🉐◀🔁 its fat 🐋 little 👌 body 😍 off 📴 the ground 😫. The bee 🍯, of course 🏎, flies 🐦 anyway 🙄 because bees 🐝 don't ❌🙅‍♀️🚫 care 💅 what humans 👤 think 💭 is impossible ❌. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Ooh 😮, black ⬛ and yellow 💛! Let's 🥺 shake 😲 it up ☝ a little 👌. Barry 🍓! Breakfast 🍳 is ready 😏😛🍆! Ooming 😡😠😾! Hang 🙃 on 🔛 a second ⏱. Hello 👋🙋? - Barry 🍓? - Adam 👨🏽? - Oan 👅🔥 you 👈 believe 🙏 this is happening 😱? - I 👥 can't 🚫. I'll 📝 pick ⛏ you 👉 up ⬆. Looking 👀 sharp 🔪. Use 😏 the stairs 💥🙊😳. Your 👉 father 👨🎅 paid 💧 good 👌 money 💰💸💵 for those. Sorry 🙇. I'm 💘 excited 💖😁. Here's 👈 the graduate 🥳👨‍🎓. We're very 🙌✅ proud 😤 of you 👈, son 🌞. A perfect 👌 report 📄 card 💳, all 😤 B's 😎. Very 😼👌💥 proud 😤. Ma! I 👁 got 🍸 a thing 🕑 going 🏃💨🏢 here. - You 👉 got 🍸 lint 👄😋 on 🔛 your 👉 fuzz 🦁. - Ow 💧🅱! That's ✔ me! - Wave 🌊 to us 👨! We'll 😤😯 be in row 🚣‍♂️ 118,000 ✈🏢. - Bye 🤚👋🙃! Barry 🍓🍞, I 👁 told 👄 you 👈, stop 🚫 flying 🛸🐦 in the house 🏠! - Hey 👋😀, Adam 👱🏻‍♂️. - Hey 👋🏼, Barry 🍓. - Is that fuzz 🦁 gel 🤔? - A little 👌. Special 👉😎👈 day 🌞, graduation 🎓. Never 🙅🏽 thought 🤔 I'd 🙏 make 🖕 it. Three 3️⃣ days 🌞 grade 📝 school 🏫, three 3️⃣ days 🌞 high ⬆ school 🏫. Those were awkward 😕. Three 🍗 days 🌞 college 👨🏿‍🎓. I'm 💘 glad ☺ I 👁 took 👊 a day 📆📅 and hitchhiked 😉😝 around 🔃 the hive 🐝. You 👈😩👉 did come 💦👅 back 🔙 different 😡. - Hi 💦, Barry 🅱🐝. - Artie 🅰, growing 🌱 a mustache 👨🏻? Looks 👀 good 👌👍🏾. - Hear 🙉 about Frankie 👳💀? - Yeah 🙌. - You 👈 going 🏃 to the funeral 😔👻🌹? - No 😣, I'm 💘 not going 👉. Everybody 👴👵👨 knows 🤔😅🤷‍♂️, sting 🤗 someone 👤, you 👈 die 💀☠⚰. Don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 waste 🗑🚻💩 it on 🔛 a squirrel 🌰. Such a hothead 🥵. I 👁 guess 🤔 he 👥 could have just gotten 💘 out of the way ↕. I 👁 love ❤ this incorporating 🔥 an amusement 😁 park 🅿 into our day 🌞. That's ✔ why 🤔⁉ we don't 🚫 need 😩 vacations 🌅. Boy 👶, quite 📺 a bit 😁 of pomp 😎... under ⬇ the circumstances ❌. - Well 😦, Adam 🤑😍😅, today 📆 we are men 👦. - We are! - Bee-men 🐝. - Amen 🙏! Hallelujah 😩👳🏿👌! Students 🔬, faculty 😷, distinguished 🅱 bees 🐝🅱, please 🙏 welcome 👽 Dean 🎭 Buzzwell 💀. Welcome 👋🏻, New 🆕✨ Hive 😧🤔 Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating 😠 class 🏫 of... ...9:15 🅱. That concludes 🔚 our ceremonies 🎑. And begins 🔘 your 👉 career 👨🏻‍💻 at Honex 💯 Industries 💦🏭✋! Will we pick ⛏ ourjob today 📅? I 👁 heard 👂👀🙉 it's just orientation 💯🅱. Heads 💆 up ☝! Here we go 🏃. Keep 👌 your 👉 hands 👋 and antennas 📶💠 inside 💠 the tram 🚋 at all 💯 times 🕐. - Wonder 🤔💭 what it'll 👼☝🙏 be like 💖? - A little 👶 scary 😱. Welcome 👽 to Honex 💯, a division ➗ of Honesco and a part 〽 of the Hexagon 💯👌👀 Group 👥🚹. This is it! Wow 😮. Wow 😮. We know 🤔 that you 👈, as a bee 🐝, have worked �� your 👉 whole 💦😍 life 💓 to get 🔟 to the point 📍 where you 👉 can work 🏢 for your 👉 whole 😏💦👅 life 👤. Honey 🍯 begins 🔘 when ⏰ our valiant 👅🅱 Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 🍎 bring 👎 the nectar 😩 to the hive 🐝. Our top-secret 🙊 formula 😃 is automatically 🤖 color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing 💦 sweet 🍬 syrup 🍯 with its distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 💰 glow 😍 you 👈 know 💭 as... Honey 🍯! - That girl 👧 was hot 🔥. - She's 👧 my cousin 👦! - She 👩🏼 is? - Yes 👍🎓🌌, we're all 💯 cousins 👦. - Right 👌. You're right ✔. - At Honex 💯, we constantly 🔆 strive 👌 to improve ⬆ every 💯🔞 aspect 😪😉 of bee ❗🐝 existence 💁. These bees 🐝🍆 are stress-testing 💯 a new 🆕 helmet 🛡 technology 📱. - What do you 👉🏻 think 🤔🅰 he 👨 makes 🖕? - Not enough 🌊💦. Here we have our latest 😼👌💥 advancement 🎊, the Krelman 🍆👅🐔. - What does that do? - Oatches 👳 that little 👶👅🍵 strand 🗺❓ of honey 🍯 that hangs 😜 after 👀 you 🧐👉 pour 🌊💦 it. Saves 📑 us 👨 millions 😂. Oan 👱🏻‍♀️ anyone 🙋🙏 work 💼 on 🔛 the Krelman 👐? Of course 🏎. Most bee 🍯🚔 jobs 💼 are small 👌 ones 1️⃣😬😤. But 😉🍑 bees 🍯 know 🤔 that every 💯 small 👌 job 💼, if it's done ✅ well 😦, means 😏 a lot 🍑. But 🍑 choose 🤔 carefully ⚠ because you'll stay ✋ in the job 💼 you 👉 pick ⛏ for the rest 😪 of your 👉 life 💓

I can't read.

[chloeworships]

She’s coming…

I saw a woman walking on the sidewalk and you would not believe what I was shown 😳👀….

Her peach 🍑

And she was walking and there were a whole bunch of small garden snakes dangling from it 🐍😧👀 Lawd have mercy.

Gentlemen the previous snake message is also for you.

Her peach reminded me of Medusa’s head 👇🏾

Never in my life have I ever seen anything like this. Please be careful.

UPDATE:

I saw a Caucasian woman’s peach 🍑👩🏼 Someone tell them *white* cowboys to be careful 😂🤠

When I told my son what I was shown, he responded by saying “Ewwww Ma! You mean she turns men into stone?” And I almost dropped my phone on my face. That’s when I remembered how deep the symbolism of this warning from God really was….

👀🪨⚰️🐍

She was cursed for having an affair 👀👀👀👀👀👀😵‍💫

Leave peoples husbands and boyfriends alone yall. Some cheat on your partners. Seriously!! 😒 it’s not worth it.