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666thtoolofhell · 3 months ago

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random person: [talks shit about langdon]

mel:

1. [is unamused/bothered/irked and it shows]

2. [leaves]

3. [strongly disagrees/makes factual and valid argument against]

4. [doubts the seriousness and proceeds to question the absurdity of the statement]

5. [thinks she must've heard wrong, surely]

6. [gets sad/hurt about it]

7. [ignores the complete and utter nonsense just spouted]

8. [hides]

9. [uses escapism to deal with the upsetting occurrence/dissociates]

10. [seeks comfort directly from the source]

ppl who love mel but hate langdon honestly baffle me. like?? even outside of all the shipping stuff he’s still her work bestie. her special little guy. her silly rabbit, even

#kingdon #if youre gonna 🤬🗯️ her soulmate to her face at least be aware shes proficient with a scalpel io drills 💉 and all sorts of ⚒️#such as defibrillators staple 🔫 needles and 🧵 ✂️ forceps intubation kits and the like #she can whirl her 🩺 about like a lasso or use it as a whip #she knows how to inflict maximum damage with bedpans 🌡️ 👅 depressors and the administration of carefully selected 💊#(she also can and will strap you to a 🛏️ and drain some of your 🩸 to calm you ⬇️ if need be do not test her)#mel believes people should 🤔💬 better before they 🗣️ ill of others and remember to always try to be respectful and polite #specially when it comes to the ones she holds dear to her and cares about the most #(i need to 👀 protective/💢😡 on behalf of another mel on the 🖥️ with my own two 👁️👁️ pitt gods 🥺🙏🏻 deliver)#just dont mess with her husky seriously even the most good tempered 🐶 owners can get 🤪🔪 about their mutts [source: me a 🐕 owner]#how can anyone seriously 🫤👎🏻 langdon? or any of the characters really. couldnt be me.#i 💓 them all so much. too much even. i should maybe chill a little.#and if one does indeed hate our local court jester how would one even enjoy his relationship no matter what kind with our beloved princess?#does. not. compute.#regardless theyre a 📦 deal already do not separate can only be sold as a pair et cetera #👩🏼‍⚕️🤝🏻🧑🏻‍⚕️#j’s thoughts

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