#👑 puzzles & darts & baking | meme

[imthelcstprincess]

the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

[imthelcstprincess]

Revenge Of The Bridesmaids || Starter Pack

"I have a little problem with authority."

"We did it all for her/him, really we did."

"My..don't you think a lot?"

"But first, a mandatory party where every living relative can ask us why we aren't married or famous yet."

"I can't, I'm in heels."

"I'm getting married."

"I'm guessing you haven't talked to her in a while?"

"You used to have big ears and a slutty sister."

"I was brought up well?"

"That's an airtight plan."

"It's a business transaction."

"Gold digging is a young person's game."

"Sex for money? Good to see traditional marriage is alive and well."

"Tell her a she witch stole the love of her life? I think she knows that."

"It's wrong! It's evil!"

"I'm highly intuitive."

"Three thousand years of watching romantic comedies and it's all a big stinkin' lie!"

"Action movies have it right."

"That's what you need to make love work. A ruthless SWAT team with guns!"

"He/she is a trap. There's like three hundred of them in every hometown."

"Nice, regular guy, unpretentious..You got out on one day and all of a sudden you wake up ten years later with six kids, a fat ass and ugly pink sweatpants."

"You like him/her.. You really really like him/her."

"Okay no more wine for you."

"If anyone deserves to be knocked down a couple pegs, it's ____."

"We are sophisticated babes from _______."

"To love, to ______, to the defeat of the third reich!"

"I like seeing you rattle, it's cute."

"There's something I've learned in life.. you can never have too many cherubs."

"Why do all of your plans involve me sleeping with someone?"

"Breakfast is in half an hour on the east porch."

"I'm just trying to get a little background on the woman/man I'm walking down the aisle with."

"I'll get you proof, miss skeptical no-butt."

"Do you hate me that much?"

"I'm trying not to think anymore. Just doing what I have to do."

"I like cake all cake. Cake and me, we just get along"

"You ditched 'I Love The 80's' karaoke two nights in a row."

"How was the date with the cop? Did he frisk you?"

"Excellent, a plan that involves our vast wilderness skill set"

"You're southern, sweetie, it's not your fault."

"I don't mind a loveless marriage but I will not tolerate anything less than a perfect wedding."

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen."

"Complicated? Hey, your man/woman's not marrying somebody else in 24 hours."

"You are full of tea up to your eyeballs, you gotta go sooner or later."

"This is about love. Don't you care about love?"

"Do you know how much I've been thinking about you the last few days?"

"I hate pillow fights."

"If you had wings you should be an angel... or nasty-ass dragon.."

"But if we don’t kill her she’ll just come back."

"What's love have to do with marriage? Marriage is an arrangement."

"I arranged for ____ to believe that I was pregnant."

"I have something to tell you..and it's horrible to say but um --"

"Family fortune's gone."

"There might be some lean years."

"What about the baby?"

"So we're not getting married?"

"Could you spend your life with me? No big wedding, nothing glamorous. Just you and me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"Looks like you might have to stick around town for a while."