#👍👍👍👍👍 everything's fine goodnight

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo revengers groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, 5th grade humour, an unknown femboy is mentioned, Takeomi is homophobic but no one cares, also this has the Sano's and everyone involved or close to them

Desc: Shin gets his first date in like 10 years. Also this is the final timeline but events don't exactly match up to canon so👍

Shinichiro: GUYS

Shinichiro: I'M GOING ON A DATE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Benkei: i don't care

Takeomi: congratulations. it's only been like 30 years

Wakasa: how many times have you started a conversation exactly like this? give up for all of our sakes. we're tired🙏

Takeomi: Shin there's nothing wrong with being single at your big age. it's not humiliating at all

Wakasa: aren't you single?😐

Shinichiro: screw you guys, actually ☹️

Benkei: emoji's are for children. stop using them. you're gonna frown? as a grown man? what's wrong with you

Shinichiro: what's wrong with frowning??

Shinichiro: YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY A PRETTY GIRL ASKED ME ON A DATE

Shinichiro: we're meeting at a karaoke bar

Takeomi: if this happens to be real, do not drink

Takeomi: you get touchy when you're drunk and it's fucking weird😐

Wakasa: girls might think that's weird and creepy

Shinichiro: that was one time and i apologized

Takeomi: i don't give a fuck if you apologized you kissed me you fucking cunt

Takeomi: i don't even wanna talk about it i'm gonna vomit

Shinichiro: it was just a goodnight kiss. for the homies 😕

Wakasa: you stuck your tongue down his throat dude

Shinichiro: we were wearing socks so it was fine

Benkei: you just say shit

Shinchiro: you guys are ruining my vibe rn so i'm just gonna get ready for my date and the future love of my life

Shinchiro: she's so pretty i'm in love with her

Shinichiro: oh man i'm getting butterflies

Takeomi: send a pic

Shinchiro: you'll see her soon enough if things go well

Takeomi: guess i'm never seeing her

Sano affiliated groupchat

Inupi: idk a lot of us in here aren't Sano's and it kind of annoys me that this is what the groupchat's called

Mikey: get that stick out of your ass or leave like it's not that deep

Inupi: shut the fuck up you dwarf

Mikey: i'm the average height for a japanese male

Inupi: "i'm the average height for a japanese male🤓☝️"

Inupi: and no you're not. you're 5'3 and the average height is 5'7

Mikey: at least i have more than 3/4 of my face

Inupi: should you be saying that when you have a history of mutilating people's faces

Inupi: isn't that right Haruchiyo

Haruchiyo: kill yourself

Senju: girls, stop fighting

Emma: guys please not again

Draken: Inupi don't leave, Shinichiro wanted us here for something important so can we be civil for a few minutes

Inupi: whatever

Inupi: where is he anyway he said we should all be online cause of an emergency and he's not even here

Izana: are the old people here?

Takeomi: we're not old

Izana: ok grandpa

Kakucho: what's the emergency?

Benkei: fuck if we know

Wakasa: if i've come here to waste my time i'm gonna twist his dick off

Mikey: why do you want his dick in your hand🤨?

Wakasa: stop playing games Manjiro...

Benkei: is corporal punishment still legal

Mikey: i was kidding 😭

Mikey: also i'm a full grown adult so that would just be assault

Benkei: is assault still illegal

Emma: uh yes?

Benkei: i don't know why i asked because i'm going to do it anyway

Mikey: are your anger management classes even working💀?

Mikey: and lucky for me i'll be in Paris tmr for a fan meetup so😋

Shinchiro: hi guys

Wakasa: what do you want

Takeomi: i bet he fumbled

Mikey: fumbled what?

Takeomi: he had a date

Inupi: what's the emergency Shinichiro?

Shinchiro: i need you guys to answer these questions as quickly as possible

Shinichiro: what's a femboy??

Emma: now what does that have to do with the urgent emergency you told us you had?? i missed my pregnancy yoga classes for this? SHIN?

Senju: why is everything you do so unserious

Baji: Haruchiyo's a femboy

Haruchiyo: no the fuck i'm not you piece of shit

Mikey: you're not?

Haruchiyo: no??

Mikey: but you're pretty, and you look like a girl so?

Haruchiyo: no... but uh, thanks ig

Senju: girl stand up. this is embarrassing😕

Shinichiro: guys please this is serious i can't hide in the bathroom forever

Emma: what are you doing in the bathroom??

Shinichiro: i'm on my date right? so we're having a great time and we're singing and drinking and i tell her what a pretty girl she is and she says "girl?" and i'm like "yeah you're a pretty girl" and she says she's a femboy and i don't know what that means like what does "boy" have to do with anything so i went to the bathroom to ask you guys this question real quick because she said we're going to her apartment after this (!!!i think for sex!!!) but i'm just trying to clear up what she meant by the boy part

Baji: LMAOOOOOOO

Izana: it means "she" is a he

Izana: that's not a girl, it's a feminine presenting man. hence the description femboy

Mikey: I'M FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

Baji: can you even call yourself femboy when you're like in your 30's? that's a grown ass man

Takeomi: what's up with you and all these suspiciously gay situations

Wakasa: i think the universe is trying to tell you something

Benkei: how did you not know he was a guy

Shinichiro: because she's pretty! like a girl

Haruchiyo: *he's a guy

Shinichiro:

Baji: why's the cat sad. that's fucked up

Kakucho: it's basically how Senju looks like a boy most of the time and Haruchiyo looks like a girl

Takeomi: how did you not see a bulge or something

Shinchiro: she's wearing a skirt

Mikey: *he

Wakasa: and nothing was swinging out?

Izana: what kind of question is this

Emma: stop being vulgar Waka-nii😐. this is such a stupid conversation

Wakasa: aren't you a grown woman tho i feel like you can handle me talking about dicks

Shinchiro: holy shit she's a he

Inupi: can we go now

Baji: a hole is a hole

Emma: Baji ew😕

Takeomi: the difference between them is that one makes you gay because you're fucking a guy in the ass and the other one is normal

Baji: same difference

Takeomi: did you read what i just said

Mikey: he's illiterate

Baji: you can't insult me with a word i don't know the meaning of

Inupi: Shin what's the verdict?

Shinichiro: well...this is still a very pretty person so...

Takeomi: bro??

Shinichiro: is it that big of a deal tho?? i don't think it is

Shinichiro: yeah, this is fine

Shinichiro: is it all that gay if you're attracted to someone who looks like a woman?

Takeomi: if you're gonna fuck them, YES???

Benkei: he's lost it

Wakasa: i'm gonna need you to be sure about this because do you even know what to do? you're gonna embarrass yourself. you're not educated on gay sex at all

Baji: i can help with that

Draken: if i'm being honest i don't think you should take advice from anyone here at all

Baji: but i'm an expert

Mikey: we don't wanna know anything about what you and Chifuyu do 😐

Baji: yes you do

Inupi: google exists. just buy lube and condoms holy shit you guys are overcomplicating this so much

Mikey: of course you would know😒

Inupi: yeah i would know because i'm gay?? fucking idiot

Senju: are buttholes self lubricating? i can't be sure since i have constipation and my buttholes as dry as some tree bark

Haruchiyo: why would you tell us that

Takeomi: Senju watch how you talk. girls aren't suppose to say stuff like that

Senju: fine, next time i'll say anus to be more ladylike

Takeomi: and to answer your question, yes. because when you poop there's residue

Takeomi: you hear that Shin

Takeomi: shit in the ass

Takeomi: don't do this

Haruchiyo: you just told us you don't wipe your ass properly

Emma: i hate everyone here so bad omg

Draken: i think it's our cue to leave

Shinichiro: fuck it. i'm gonna do it

Shinichiro: thanks for the help guys! it is what it is at this point 😁

Shinichiro: bye!!

Mikey: i knew he'd eventually succumb to homosexuality

Takeomi: well since i'm homophobic i can't be his friend anymore

Benkei: no one cares

Benkei: Shinichiro successfully wasted our time once again

Benkei: i hope he gets an STD

Mikey: woah 😭

Emma: you're so fuckung dramatic😐

[fridayth13]

Hii, this is my first time requesting something so don't hate on me lol.

Could I get some cuddle headcanons for beel, and mammon?

Much loveee

—cuddling!

↳ mammon and beelzebub × gn!reader (separately)

↳ genre: fluff | wordcount: 500+ | warnings: none

↳ notes: sorry this took a while! but i hope you like it. tooth rotting fluff right here 👍

—mammon

mammon holds you very tightly

he cuddles you like it's the last time he'll ever get to touch you again. he holds you like he's afraid of losing you, which, to be fair, he really is

most nights, it isn't really a bad thing. he just likes clinging holding onto you a lot, you know? he likes feeling how close you are

literally does not care about cuddle positions. he will drape himself on you and he will roll around the bed like a rolypoly until you both get comfortable

he does have a special place in his heart for when you ask to hold him though

like. you want to hold him 🥺👉👈 no he's not crying

just try petting him while you're cuddling, he will melt

fingers in his hair, rubbing circles on his back, or even something as sweet and simple as intertwining your fingers. he's near tears already

he is a sucker for sweet nothings. from him or from you. he enjoys whispering into your ear about how much he adores your laugh and your smile and how happy you make him

on the occasion that you guys aren't able to cuddle to sleep at night, he has a little hoard collection of your things he stole very politely borrowed but is reluctant to return

the collection consists of things like your clothes, pillows, and he might take a stuffed toy if you have more than one so he can crush that to sleep instead

okay fine he'll return it if you ask. in fairness he's horrible at hiding things from you

he just misses you a lot 😔 he loves you a lot

—beelzebub

warm. so warm

he is soft and sweet and gentle in everything he does about you!!

very much like a teddy bear

if permitted, he will scoop you up in his arms to carry you off to bed at every opportunity

he is also lowkey afraid of rolling over on top of you in the middle of the night and suffocating your face :(

he tries his best to be careful with you

whatever positions you'll end up in depends on you, but if you don't have any preference, he'd like to hold you

having you wrapped in his arms with your head nuzzling into his chest just hits different i guess 😔 it makes him feel like he's protecting you

he doesn't move around a lot in his sleep though, despite his fear of crushing you so there may be the issue of having up wake him up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom because his grip is too strong

he doesn't use words much, he just likes to hold you against him. just to feel you there

when his head is on your chest, he immediately tries looking for your heartbeat. he isn't particularly sure why, he just likes listening to it

big fan of pressing his face against in the top of your head 👍 and just nuzzling in general

so many little kisses on your forehead, your temple, a goodnight peck on the lips, anywhere he can reach, really

and he would be elated if you did the same

on the occasion he wakes up because of a bad dream (like in lesson 6(?)) he would very much appreciate it if you held his hand. he might not talk about it in full, but his heart would soar even at such a small gesture

tldr you mean the world to him. by the way

dividers from @clutteredfun

[wackywavyrainbowwyrm]

Just watched Murde rDrones guys ! :) feeling fine. Feeling normal . Ok 👍 Everything's fine. Dveyrhtings fine. Everything's fine. It's all good. Nothing is wrong ever. Goodnight everyone

[valley-o]

im gonna make myself a pinned post at 3am

im val! or sonder/fate/chance/fractal/any number of other names

i use a lot of pronouns. many. but if you wanna be basic they/them is fine

im an ✨ adult ✨. a uni attending one. English and Sociology doer, in particular

i am autistic and a mishmash of other disabilities 👍

im queer. and a lot of labels that fall under that. if you do not like the word Queer this is your chance to leave

im english and irish 👍 both 👍

there is no dni here because I don't wanna give a list of people that would annoy me the most to have to interact with. but if you are transphobic or any other kind of phobic don't be surprised if you get blocked

i tag about two things consistently. Long posts, and mika. everything else is a free-for-all. good luck

at a future point, i will place userboxes and a link to my pronouns page here

Goodnight

[freckledsweetpea]

well holy shit fuck me I guess. You ever spend a week talking to someone and you actually like them and then they block you after y'all said goodnight and everything was fine? 👍

guess I'm a shit person afterall.