#🐾 ;; dash commentary.

[infernal-feminae]

What's this about an Extermination?

[regularshcw]

" Pineapple scores in between 3 and 4 on the pH scale, meaning it's highly acidic. That's the same amount of acidity, if not MORE, than STOMACH ACID.

It also contains an enzyme called bromelain, which is known for its ability t' break down protein chains -- pineapple juice is commonly used as a marinade because of it. If you leave a thing a' meat in pineapple juice for too long, the meat'll all fall apart.

Anyways. Just an interesting science fact. "

[androidafton]

"Bill's a stupid nickname in my honest opinion."

[caracalclaws]

Side eye. SIDE EYE.

[smilingcrittervamp]

"I'm about to smack a bitch if they don't leave Crafty alone."

[sxturn-bxrs]

“I too have da beans and so does mister mars here hehe don't ya lil one?”

Mars chimes in with a soft meow, holding him in his arms.

[the--saboteur]

"Hey morons! Come down here and get your precious trash yourselves!"

PRESSURE ASK/RP BLOG.

Sebastian uses he/him.

Mod uses it/she. Mod is also an adult. Will tag with 🐾

BOUNDARIES

- Nothing overtly nsfw. It can be a little suggestive but nothing over the top. I know how people act about Sebastian. Will be tagged accordingly.

- ASK BEFORE SHIPPING. Sebastian's character doesn't work the best with strictly romantic intentions in my eyes. He needs deep chemistry for anything to work and I will portray him as such.

Obviously. This is Sebastian. He's going to be mean, he's going to be rude. He can and will openly be a dick unless treated with respect. He will recognize anons/expendables who treat him nicely.

THIS IS NOT A HAPPY BLOG. My Sebastian has a lot of issues, mainly centered around eating/food. Be warned.

TAGS

Excellent choice - Ask

Back into the fray - Reblog

You've got GREAT taste - Visage

Back here again are we? - Dash Commentary

Don't mind if I do - Ask Bait

Out of Supplies - OOC

Ask Bait is partially a joke tag! I like writing little drabbles from time to time and I think it'd be funny to post them under an ask bait tag

[civiclegends-old]

Confused.

[fairymint-archive]

🌓~ “No Gender November sounds aaaaabsolutely delightful! Divine! wh-why only one month...??; “

🐾~ “I ate my genner for breakfast. I need the fuel to be a rocket ship firefighter.”

💎~ “Wh-what’re y’all talking about...?”

💖~ “It’s a weird societal thing, don’t worry about it Steve. It’s better living under a rock.”

[monster-sisters-a]

Autumn is currently chewing one of a pair of crocs that she’s found. She’s already managed to put a few holes in the shoe.

[infernal-feminae]

"Love a good A/B/O fanfic~"

[arcticborn]

tag dump ii

[androidafton]

He's going to pretend he didn't just hear that. Sheesh.

[caracalclaws]

HUH WUH,

[caracalclaws]

“I looo~ve cold, soggy, salty fries. They make me SOOO happy!”

[caracalclaws]

Just another night. Just another day. Munch.