#🐧. commanding officer [musings]

[oursklpper]

I NEED TO ICON MORE FILMVERSE SKIPPR HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DAD

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@privat3

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@privat3 & @ka-boom-rico

Why is this Private & Rico fighting for Skipper’s attention though?

Eternal jealousy

(via)

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Skipper/Hans vibes but also Skipper/Emma @everythingisoverturning

florence + the machine // hardest of hearts

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@octopussupervillain

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) dir. Eric Darnell

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@privat3

Skipper: Private, we'll be back by 11 o'clock so don't wait up for us!

Clock: 11:01

Private: That's it, they're dead. I'm an orphan now, there's no hope for me, I'll have to live my days off the street as a beggar-

[oursklpper]

@privat3

Skipper: Wine for me, and a juice box for him.

Private: Skipper, I'm an adult now. I can order my own juice box.

[oursklpper]

@teatimemuses

TPoM - Tuff Dudes by LeoKatana

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@privat3​

Like father like son

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brokentoys​:

Perhaps Eddie should heed the penguin’s warning, but it was too hard ! The penguin was just TOO ADORABLE. In fact, the slap on his wrists were only met with GIGGLING. 

“ D’aww ! You are so BELLIGERENT. I’m going to call you OFFICER GRUMPY. & Os will just have to ACCEPT that name, because obviously I can think of a BETTER name than he can. ” 

x. : oursklpper : .x

O F F I C E R  G R U M P Y  an awful name! But frankly Skipper has been called worse. The well-versed villain was not listening to reason! His rotund body continuing to writhe in an attempt to free himself but the obnoxious - as far as Skipper is concerned- human just found his attempts to free himself a delight! 

❛ How about I call you General Neck Pain?! ❜

This would not be the first time Skipper had been adopted A B D U C T E D by villainous scum! He has to change tactic in order to free himself! It all just relies on how committed this freak is to getting his friend -at least Skipper thinks that what he has come to understand!

Officer Grumpy was none so pleased. ❛ I’m not a house pet, cage bird, and I’m an officer of force not G R U M P I N E S S ! Release me right now or I’ll slap you so hard your Grandkids will be sore!❜ He doesn’t know who this “Os” is but he is pretty certain that he doesn’t want to find out!

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@privat3

Skipper: Private, drive, drive!

Private: But there's people!

Skipper: Doesn't matter! Plow through them!

Private: But they're smiling!

Skipper: Then they'll die happy! Just drive!

[oursklpper]

@privat3

Skipper: Oh, thank God!

Private: Thank God? It's a dead person!

Skipper: Yeah, but it's not Marlene.

Private: It's still a human being, Skipper. What's the matter with you?

Skipper: You're saying you'd rather it be someone we knew and care about? Fine, next time I see Marlene I'll just tell her you wish she was dead.

[oursklpper]

@privat3

Kowalski: Private said a bad word today.

Skipper: Where the fuck did he learn that?

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@privat3

PoM - My baby Private by *LeoKatana