#🐛 the woeful whines

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This you? (art by no_el)

🐛 - "Yeah, that's accurate. Small and pathetic-looking compared to Mach...she's so cool..."

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🐛 - "Well, hello to you too! Such a gleeful smile! :O)"

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FACK YOU BITCH

🐛 - "Wh-What? Oh...I'm sorry. I kind of deserve the hate I suppose, ough... Either way, that was a bit harsh... :O("

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*this rock just looked up at you. It was short and it had a smile. After a few seconds of staring into your eyes, in the middle of the process, it suddenly lit you on fire without moving.*

“...”

-@mrfromregretevator

". . ."

"You disgust me. I will wipe you from this earth, for you do not deserve to live on it."

BAM!

🐛 - "Oh fiddle faddle. Thank you, Mach. You're the best. :O)"

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there's nothing wrong with you being small! I think you look cute! like a lil' squishy marshmallow.

🐛 - "Golly..."

Pilby's blush was tinted a mint green as they covered their face.

🐛 - "I-I'm flattered..."

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are the clown nose and green cheeks makeup, or do you just look like that naturally ?

🐛 - "I look like this normally. I guess it fits because I'm a clown. Both physically and mentally, honk. :O("

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Honking your nose honkinh uour nose honkinh your nose h

🐛 - "Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Wahhhh!!! XO("

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opinions on british “people”

🐛 - "I think they're lovely. I'm a bit British myself, after all. Honk."

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Thank you for letting me squeeze your tummy

I don't know how to thank you, so here's a box full of fresh apples for you

tell me if you need anything else

🐛 - "F-For me? Aww geez, thank you... You're too sweet. :O)"

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When was the last time you got a checkup from Retro? It's always smart to do yearly checkups

🐛 - "I've been too busy to get a check-up... I'm sorry... Please don't be disappointed... :O("

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hooray

"squeezes Pilby's tummy"

I always dreamed of doing this. I hope you're not offended?

They whimper and look away, green blush tinting their cheeks.

🐛 - "Ouuugh..."

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“…Doh you’re so pretty bud..!”

- @aurora-is-cringe

🐛 - "Awwh geez, thank you. :O)"

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can I squeeze your tummy? like squish. Mmmmmmm.

🐛 - "D'ohhh, um...s-sure? I think? J-Just be gentle, I'm fragile... :O("

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ok next question Is your tummy soft. . . . . . ?

🐛 - "I...yeah? Why? :OC"

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Will you date me? Breathe if yes, retell the bible in Japanese if not.

🐛 - "Wh-Why didn't you ask Pest this question? Oh nooo.."

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🐛 - "Golly... So smooth."