#🐕dog :D [sunkist coolatta]

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Sunkist was, in canon, created to be the Perfect Dog. His creator, Tommy Coolatta, made her immortal and immune to bullets. He is also a very big dog the size of a person because big dogs are better, and can bark out colors. Sunkist is not just a good dog. She is the perfect dog.

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Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of Sunkist, a jpg of a very generic, happy looking golden retriever. the second image is of a Minecraft Wolf, gray in color. it's wearing a red collar and sitting, indicating that it has been tamed to a dog. end ID]

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My take on it

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Wrote another fic where Benrey's suicidal

Fic linked in reblogs

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Okay new tags

#🔫I’M GOING FUCKING NUTS [gordon freeman]

#🛂can i see your passport? please [benrey freeman]

#🥊look gordon! ropes! [dr coomer]

#🚀a girl never kisses and tells! [dr bubby]

#🧃slower than molasses drips off a spoon! [tommy coolatta]

#🧪delete that. delete that right fuckin now. [darnold pepper]

#▶️wait hold on [forzen]

#🐕dog :D [sunkist coolatta]

#💼a party at chuck e cheese's [gman coolatta]

#🤠cowboys 1 cowboys 2 [joshua freeman]

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Sunkist was, in canon, created to be the Perfect Dog. His creator, Tommy Coolatta, made her immortal and immune to bullets. He is also a very big dog the size of a person because big dogs are better, and can bark out colors. Sunkist is not just a good dog. She is the perfect dog.

VOTE SUNKIST!

#SUNKISTSWEEP

Ultimate Good Dog left Side round 2

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Sunkist was, in canon, created to be the Perfect Dog.His creator,Tommy Coolatta,made herimmortaland immune to bullets.He is also avery big dogthe size of apersonbecausebig dogs are better, and can bark out colors. Sunkist is not just agood dog. She is the perfect dog.

VOTE SUNKIST!

#SUNKISTSWEEP

Ultimate Good Dog Left Side round 3

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Sunkist was, in canon, created to be the Perfect Dog.His creator,Tommy Coolatta,made herimmortaland immune to bullets.He is also avery big dogthe size of apersonbecausebig dogs are better, and can bark out colors. Sunkist is not just agood dog. She is the perfect dog.

VOTE SUNKIST!

#SUNKISTSWEEP

Round 1

[image ID: the first image is of Sunkist, a jpg of a very generic, happy looking golden retriever. the second image is a black and white line drawing of a book called, "This Dog Can Drive!" apparently by Dr. Seuss. it shows a dog driving a corvette, with truffula trees in the background. end ID]

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You are talking to the most fervent member of the HLVRAI doesthedogdie page

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Good lord I forgor all about this. Anyway HERE ARE THE RESULTS

The correct answer is.....

NUMBER FOUR

one of the science team stepped on a landmine and was gone for half an episode

This is false! While there were scenes with landmines, and Benrey did disappear for half an episode after getting crushed by a door, he did not die to a landmine.

Let's go down the list...

Number one: they wipe out all of the us military except a guy who left to watch yt videos

This is true! The team do manage to wipe out the entire US military, except Forzen, who leaves early to go watch IrateGamer videos.

Number two: a half life 2 npc kept spawning in because he was listed as an animals in gmod

This is true! In the full streams, Father Griorgi from Half Life 2 keeps spawning in, and Holly has confirmed she did this because he was listed under animals in Gmod.

Number three: the antagonist kissed gordon freeman after getting him amputated by the military

This is true! In Act 3, Benrey teams up with Bubby and the military to get Gordon ambushed, ending in his arm getting cut off. In the same act, he later kisses him in a pool of Powerade.

Number five: a tube guy is confirmed straight "but he fucks". he's also scared of boobs

This is true! Bubby's actor has confirmed that Bubby is straight but he fucks (or at least, he's straight "as far as he knows"). In Act 3, there's a scene where Dr Coomer yells "Look out Gordon! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits big ones!" to which Bubby responds "My biggest fear!"

Number six: the most developed interesting character in the series drinks piss and radiation

This is true! Dr Coomer is the character with the most development and conflict in the series, due to him having the realization that he is a video game character. He also does drink piss and radiation.

Number seven: the main character's middle name is martinis and he gets nicknamed after feet

This is true! It was again confirmed in the cast commentary that Gordon's middle name is Martinis. In Act 4, Benrey nicknames him "Gordon Feetman."

Number eight: someone has a drawer full of tictacs and he creates a perfect immortal jpeg dog

This is true! Tommy Coolatta mentions in the first episode that he has a drawer full of tictacs. Later on, he mentions that he created an immortal dog named Sunkist, who is the perfect dog. (And also a jpeg)

Number nine: the final boss's monologue is centered on a dick and there is bloodborne music

I FUCKED UP THE MUSIC NAME HERE, but yes! In the final episode, Benrey goes on a five hundred word monologue about how Gordon had a dick slip and apparently that made him so mad that he's evil, it's deranged and I love it, something is wrong with him. The music was Boneworks

Number ten: a guy has an existential crisis and tries to wear the protags skin like a puppet

This is true! The aforementioned Dr Coomer, after learning he's a video game character, has a complete crisis and summons all his 300 clones to kill Gordon after he gets his arm cut off, saying "There's an opening in your suit, Gordon... AND I WANT IN." After the fight, he says that his plan was to climb inside Gordon's arm and wear him like a puppet. This is a comedy series I swear

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We've got people who've never seen HLVRAI chiming in boys containment breached