#🐂💩 they always knew

[cyarsk52-20]

give me my popcorn 🍿!

Are you just waking up today? Where the heck have you been for the last years? Nah black ppl are done with saving you! Theme of 2025-29: let those who asked for it suffer .

[bridgerteon]

I knew from the get go that there are 8 Bridgerton siblings (in alphabetical order) plus Violet. But one fact I realised and found it amusing is that there are also 8 Eevee evolutions (Eeveelutions) plus Eevee. So I thought, why not have each Bridgerton have an Eeveelution. (I also nicknamed each of the Eeveelutions I caught in a Pokemon game based on the Bridgertons, but I digress...)

This is my own interpretation on the Bridgertons and which Eeveelution fits them as their partner. I'm happy to hear from any Bridgerton and Pokemon fans to have their own ideas on which Pokemon suits them. 😊

So here are the Bridgerteons:

Violet - Eevee 🦊👑

Violet is the matriarch of the Bridgerton family, so obviously she gets an Eevee. She also wants to see all of her children find love and have happy marriages. She knows each of her children are different and that each couple has different experiences in love, like Eevee being adaptive in its environment.

Anthony - Jolteon⚡

Anthony is competitive, has mood swings, difficult, stubborn and protective. Jolteon is all those things. As the Viscount, he has a duty in helping his family be one of the best in the Ton. The death of his father plagued him, so he's emotionally closed off, like Jolteon's spikes on its body. Fortunately, he is loyal and would open his heart to the ones he loves and cares about. So he gets a Jolteon.

Benedict - Vaporeon 🌊

Both are chill, peaceful, go with the flow, calm and, as canon in the show, bisexual. Also, Benedict likes to hide from debutantes and their mamas, like Vaporeon likes to camouflage and melt into water. So he gets a Vaporeon. (No dirty jokes about Vaporeon, please 🙄)

Colin - Umbreon 🌙

Colin wants to be a hero, likes being needed, and spreading light and joy to his loved ones. He is vulnerable, sensitive and kind to people he is close to, while under a facade when surrounded by the Ton, like the light and dark side of the moon. He always finds Penelope during balls and at night a couple of times, like an aura connection. So definitely an Umbreon.

Daphne - Sylveon 🎀

As the eldest daughter, Daphne is poise, elegant, gentle, and has great emotional intelligence. She can also be brave (she does charge towards Anthony and Simon while they are in a duel, like fairy types charging in towards dragon types in battles), competitive and assertive. So Sylveon it is.

Eloise - Espeon 🔮

Eloise likes to read, wants to change the world as a woman, and cynical. She's also quite a detective in identifying Lady Whistledown or people's 🐂💩, but is not great in identifying what people are feeling. Also, they have the same letter. So an Espeon.

Francesca - Flareon 🔥

Francesca loves playing the piano and an introvert, so she's most likely indoors. She is brave and curious on what she wants to find herself and to find a partner who gets her. Also the same letter. So a Flareon. (It does help that Flareon will be keeping her warm during colder months in Scotland while playing the piano 😉).

Gregory - Glaceon ❄️

Gregory is cheeky, young, fun and likes to pull pranks. He likes to be part of the Bridgerton shenanigans. He wants to join with his big brothers in anything, despite being young. Also the same letter. So a Glaceon.

Hyacinth - Leafeon 🍃

Hyacinth is also cheeky and young, but also an optimistic, loves romance, freespirited and innocent. She wants to be part of the glamour, gossip and excitement within the Ton. Also her name is based on a flower. So a Leafeon.

*Note: I'm being deliberate in calling it Bridgerteons as it is a combination of Bridgerton and Eon (a suffix for all the Eeveelutions, meaning a long period of time. It suits them as it takes a long time for them to find a partner, fall in love and get married 😏).

[lovingaquarius]

Things about me that I think are influenced by my birth chart placements 🌸❣️ pt 1 SunxMoon

🌙 23° 10h gemini moon:

• My love for video games. I love little games on the phone, on the xbox, computer oh and I lovedd a facebook mini game; farmville, petville, happypets, candy crush, any dress up or makeover game. And omg PLS someone let me know if they used to play monkey quest?? I used to be obsessed!

• I love colors!! you will NEVER see my house looking like an asylum or hospital. As a child I loved neon colors, now not so much but still need to be surrounded by color or I’ll be down.

• I went months thinking I had add or adhd but then I got tested and turns out i just have bad anxiety and need to be constantly entertained by something.

• I’m a really good conversationalist. I also hate small talk like ofc I wanna know why ur aunt got her kids taken away! I’m also often able to see both sides of situations which is also annoying when it’s a situation I am in.

• I love watching movies and shows! You name it I’ve seen it! Especially scary heheh

• A trait I don’t exactly like about myself, but I can easily get along with people if I have to, even if i don’t like them. I don’t think it’s “being fake” but rather it’s just me choosing to pick my battles especially if I know there’s no point in any arguing because most of the time people are not wanting or capable of having a constructive conversation and are intent on misunderstanding you. That being said I don’t go out of my way to be in the presence of people I don’t like but living in a small town sometimes gives me no choice but to be civil. My 9h aries mars tho will NEVER back down from an argument about injustice or politics. People are scared to get into arguments with me, my family made a rule to not bring up politics to me.. and that’s for their own good if they wanna come to me with some 🐂💩

• I know a lot of things about a lot of things lolol like if I ever have a random question I’m pulling up google I’m ordering books. I just LOVE learning but don’t be fooled if I’m not genuinely interested in what Im learning just know the information is NOT sticking. I think this goes hand in hand with being a good conversationalist. If you ever don’t know what to say or want to start a conversation, ASK A QUESTION! people don’t ask enough questions.

☀️ 6h aquarius sun + neptune at 12° + pisces uranus:

• Well for starters I was refusing to leave my waterbag as a baby like no I was warm and comfy and I wanted nothing to do with this shit. They then went and evicted me with NO notice! I think that was when my issues with authority formed.

• Have been in and out of hospitals, getting random tests done since i was 5 or 6. I first started having stomach problems and they thought lactose, nope not that. than a gluten or glucose allergy, nope not that either. So I ended up getting an endoscope and colonoscopy at like 7 and surprise! nothing. so THEN.. they give me this random test for something called fructose malabsorption? ding! ding! ding! The most random unheard of thing and ofc I had it before any doctors even knew much about it. PLUS it’s in just about all the foods in my country. 😀

• It doesn’t end there! I’ve always had a weak immune system like I would catch anything so in 2015 when I got a cold it seemed like nothing out of the ordinary, but then my dumbass thought hey! let me open my window (in like 20 degree weather) for some fresh air but the kicker is I forgot to close it and fell alsleep with my little thin blanket...SOO naturally I ended up getting pneumonia! When I tell you I was SO sick the vessels in my eyes popped from throwing up and coughing. If that wasn’t bad enough turns out at year and a half later I would start noticing symptoms which after more years of tests, found out was Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (P.O.T.S). which can be triggered by a trauma to the body via a bad sickness or a head trauma and ofc I knew immediately which one was true for me.

• I love animals! i’ve grown up with cats and always wanted a dog or really any animal I saw wild or not (still have that problem). At around 10 or 11 I adopted a teddy bear hamster from a suspicious home after I begged my mom and that little hammy had my heart! When she passed I was so heartbroken I was ugly sobbing. Animals are such a blessing in this world, their presence just instantly makes me happy. Being an animal lover is a lifestyle, you can’t be friends with me let alone someone more if you don’t love them.

• Nothing enrages my soul and being more than injustice and regression in society, so living in the US is really hard sometimes especially now.

• I went to public school from kindergarten to fifth grade at the same school, off and on having problems with teachers and the BITCH principal bc they didn’t believe I was experiencing anything health wise and just wanted to stay home. Which eventually I did start to want because of the way they started to treat me. I’ve always felt I’ve had an almost psychic knowing of what people are thinking or feel about me, though likely it’s just the affect of an unstable household and I had become reliant on reading adults but I knew they didn’t believe me or like me because of how “difficult” I was which is not a good feeling as a child. (that was the REAL start of my issues with authority). Because of the trouble I had with school I became homeschooled doing online/virtual schooling. I tried to go back to public school for 8th grade and freshman year again but it did not work for me because of my P.O.T.S. Thankfully I made long time friends during those times and got all the socializing I needed/wanted so doing online worked for me.

• The other day I realized I LOVE a good underdog come up story! Whether in movies, shows or books I gobble it up every time no fail. I just started reading the zodiac academy series and I HATE how the main characters are being treated but I hear they have the best come up so I just have to see it through. 🤞

[reynard61]

Talk about irony! When I was homeless and living in a mission in the 1980s, one of the pastors was a romance novel addict. (He always clamed that they were metaphors for God's Love or some pseudo-theological 🐂💩, but we all knew that he read them because he couldn't very well get caught with p0rn in his hands, right?) I'm pretty sure he'd be screaming pi$$ed at this... 😏

Oklahoma is attempting to pass a bill that would ban explicit romance novels. Authors, narrators, and sellers could all face fines of up to $100,000 and up to 10 years in jail for each instance.

If you live in OK, call your representative and tell them this bill should not be allowed to pass.

This is likely a test case. Republicans will try to pass it in OK and if it passes other states will likely try to pass similar laws.

In the meantime, get physical copies of books you like. Download those pdfs. Archive your AO3 stories and keep them on a physical hard drive. (Storing those files in the cloud could be problematic in the future as the company managing the cloud service can see what your files are)

[myriadxofxmuses]

@claredeadbydaylight from X

[txt Strawberry Shortcake] I doubt it. She's one of our biggest cheerleaders. No way she would have meant anything like that with it.

[txt Strawberry Shortcake] Isn't it just a cactus? Are you sure it's poisonous?

[txt Strawberry Shortcake] Don't answer that.

[txt Strawberry Shortcake] I already know you know.

[txt Strawberry Shortcake] Cuz you're so smart. 😘

[txt Vinny] Heard you got Clare a plant....

[txt Vinny] That could kill her.

[txt Vinny] Wtf em?

[txt OscarGrouch] ???

[txt OscarGrouch] Kill her?

[txt OscarGrouch] It's a cactus. Worst it will do is poke her if she isn't careful.

[tt OscarGrouch] I got her that because, you know, she's beautiful and perfect for you, but she is rough around the edges. You have to get past her prickliness to get to the good stuff. 😀

[txt Vinny] Well you got her a poisonous one.

[txt Caveman] I told you we should have googled that name.  It wasn't just a cactus.

[txt Caveman] Apparently it is very deadly.

[txt Caveman] Which I think actually fits her pretty well, but now she thinks I want to kill her.

[txt Science Shredder] Rare spices?

[txt Science Shredder] What did he do now? 😬🤷‍♀️

[txt Caveman] How do I fix this?

[txt Caveman] Help!

[txt Science Shredder] I promise to always google what he gives me before I ingest it.   🤜🤛

[txt Science Shredder] That was the closest to a handshake I had, but you get the point. 😂😂

[txt Prick] Looks good for a last meal

[txt Prick] Em always did have a knack for farewells.

[txt Prick] Guess she knew how shitty the food would be for you once you're locked up.

[txt Vinny] I'm a little offended you didn't extend an invite to me and Clare for those magnificent burgers.

[txt Vinny] Tell me you added a little something to Jace's

[txt OsarGrouch] FFS

[txt OscarGrouch] You two. I swear.

[txt OscarGrouch]  You know, if you guys could manage an ACTUAL CONVERSATION you would find out just how much you have in common.

[txt OscarGrouch] Jace just mentioned that very same thing. Said it was a shame you two weren't here.

[tt OscarGrouch] And that he may have had to 'knock in a special ingriedient' to your burger.

[txt OscarGrouch] You guys practically have the same mind. It's amazing

[txt Vinny] Ha ha. Very funny.

[txt Vinny] My eyes are burning from your sarcasm.

[txt Vinny] Did he really say that?

[txt Vinny] Rude

[txt OscaGrouch] YOU LITERALLY JUST ASKED IF I POISONED HIM!!!

[txt Vinny] No, I asked if you added any special ingiedients to his.

[txt Vinny] I know how much he loves that seasoning from Trader Joe's

[txt Vinny]  I have no idea what you're talking about. I LOVE Jace. You said it yourself, we're practically twins. Besties to the end. ✌

[txt OscarGrouch] 🐂💩

[txt Vinny] 😂😂😂 Love you sis.

[txt Vinny] Are there enough for me and Clare? 🍔🤤

[txt OscarGrouch] Are you serious rn?

[txt OscarGrouch] What? I'm hungry and Clare always loves my burgers.  Yours shouldn't be any different.

[txt Vinny] You and Jace can hardly make it through our groups texts let alone a meal face to face.

[txt Vinny] You make such delicious food.  Nothing can compare.  I'm craving your loving touch and nothing else will satisfy me.

[txt OscarGrouch] Buttering me up isn't going to help

[txt Vinny] You are the best chef in the world.  Clare has been asking about when our next dinner at your house is going to be because she can't eat any other food.  She is wasting away.  We both are because only your cooking is acceptable.

[txt OscarGrouch] Stop

[txt Vinny] One bit of your food and we are brough to heaven.  You are an culinary artist. Your food could solve world hunger.

{txt OscarGrouch] GDI

[txt OsarGrouch] Fine. I'll put out two more plates.

[txt OscarGrouch] But if you poke at Jace I'm booting you out and you will NEVER taste my heavenly food again.

[txt Vinny] Deal.

[txt Vinny] I knew you'd come around.

[txt Strawberry Shortcake] Em made burgers for dinner.

[txt Strawberry Shortcak] Up for it?

[txt Prick] Looks like I'll get to share your last free meal with you.

[txt Prick] I figured you would enjoy the company

[txt Prick] See you soon

[txt Prick] 😂🖕