#🎹anon

[crguang]

Sat, I have something for you

https://x.com/EkoToga/status/1838175191404573135?t=iIDYrui2Q7t89iVfc6pOFQ&s=19

Hope you like it ヘ⁠(⁠￣⁠ω⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠)

-🎹

i hope u know i saw this in the morning and it’s 8pm rn and i haven’t stopped thinking about it. lowkey need everybody to stop looking at her. one pair of eyes on her (mine) is enough i feel like. wow. like oh my goodness.

[meerealsssss]

Can you draw Fern from Adventure Time? I think he would look so cool in your art style! I love your art so much, you're literally my idol😭❤️/NF!

-Music Anon🎼🎹

i don’t know his personality so sorry if it looks inaccurate as a piece of art 😖

and AAAGSGDH TYSM!! im glad you like my work :3

[rotthepoet]

Theo likes to appear to be so nonchalant, so cool, so unbothered, as if he got everything under control. Like nothing can get under his skin but that's EXACTLY why it's so fun to tease him n test how much it'll take to watch his restraint snaps (which isn't much tbh) 😼🤞

Going in for a hug? We're just hugging him extra tightly, pressing our lower half against his lower region extra harder, n inhaling his scent and he KNOWS

Sitting on his lap? Well of course it just so happens that we're wearing one of his big sweater w nothing underneath and batting our lashes up at him 🌚 totally accidental and a silly innocent mistake on our part

Hours, days, weeks, I DONT CARE IM GOING TO TEASE THAT MAN AND WATCH HIS RESTRAINTS CRACK

Anyways, have a beautiful day pookie 💋

- 🎹

Queen. I wrote like half of this and then i accidentally deleted it all. Lets have a moment of silence 😔 … now that its passed THANK YOU FOR BEING SO PATIENT WITH ME I LOVE YOU AND I’LL NEVER MAKE YOU WAIT THIS LONG AGAIN

The Quidditch team had a very, no, outrageously stupid idea. Each and every one of them would practice celibacy for the week of the upcoming championship game. Seven whole days without sex. This included your amazing, wonderful, slightly pretentious boyfriend Theodore.

This did not sit right with you.

In fact, it sat so not right with you that you couldn’t help but… sabotage this game.

At first it was small things, your touch lingering too long on his bicep or thigh. Shifting your hips a little too much when he spooned you. Licking stray cream from your fingers at dinner.

But that didnt seem to work, no, it seemed like Theodore Nott hadnt been affected at all!(and you don’t know this, but he is DYING inside trying to not fuck you then and there)

So on day three you amp it up a little. You caught him right after quidditch practice, sweat dripping down his nose, and eyes wide as you practically throw yourself at him. Normally you wouldn’t touch him before a shower, but fuck has 3 days without sex made you a mess. Plus. You had to win this game.

You throw your arms around his neck, and his eyes glance down just enough to see the lowcut top youre wearing as your tits press against his chest. He suppresses a groan as you jump into his arm, forcing him to grab the plush skin of your thighs to support you. You, being extra bold today, kissed the side of his neck, tasting his salty skin beneath your lips as you take a deep breath and shiver. Maybe you were horny, but he didnt smell nearly as bad as he usually did after practice. Thats the point he put you down, kissing your forehead. “Four more days, bella…” he mumbled against your skin, before he grabbed your jaw between his thumb and forefinger, forcing you to look up at his dead eyes. “Knock it off or it’s going to be longer.”

“You wouldn’t last.”

“Oh, no. I’ll still be cumming. You just won’t be.”

His smirk as he walked off sent shivers down your spine and to the heat pooling in your panties.

On day five, you’ve had enough. You walked around your room, wearing nothing but a black, lacy thong and Theodores quidditch jersey. His name was proudly printed on the back, and you wore it like a badge of honor. And really, it was just too cute to not show off.

One text to Theo, asking for help on your DADA homework, and he was at your door in moments.

His face went a stark white the moment he saw you, his body shaking slightly from the overwhelming urge to take you right there.

You kissed his cheek in greeting, pulling him to a chair at your desk and sitting right down in his lap as usual.

“What are you doing?” He asks, voice raw and cracking slightly as he forced his gaze away.

You only shift slightly, your ass pressed against his groin while he stifles a groan. “This is where I always sit. Everything okay, teddy?” You ask.

“Fuck this.”

And within a second, your cheek is being pressed against the wood of your desk as Theodore leans over you, rutting his clothed hips against your plush ass. You win the game, by the way, you win it for SEVERAL hours.

Theodore loses his shit when he learns that no one else participated in the game, and he could have been balls deep in his girl on day one.

[rotthepoet]

I'm back again w my obsession w pathetic!Lorenzo ✌️😗

Because he so so so obessed that it's comical. There's us strutting down the halls very nonchalant n behind us is Lorenzo trailing after us like a puppy with heart eyes while other students stares like wtf ain't u an asshole who tf is this

"how has your day been?"

"let me carry that for you sweetheart"

"youre gorgeous today as well"

"please, I need a kiss or I might die"

"did you like the flowers this morning?"

"one date, one date is all I ask for"

And he's yapping and whining our ears off and blocking our way and we feel a headache growing and side eye his stupid pretty face and tell him to behave and fck off

And then the mf, cheekily but trust he's so serious, goes "I'll be a good boy and behave if you give me a kiss" xx

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR RAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😼

- 🎹

OMGGG BABES IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I GOT BUSY CHEATING IN MY CLASSES AND THEN MY BEST FRIEND MOVED AND NOW MY LIFE IS KINDA IN ORDER SO YAY!! how are you love??

Also!!!

lorenzo is literally our dog like???? Hes following us around shopping and pulling the cashier aside to tell her to charge only his card for whatever you and your friends buy. Literally buying your love.

Its a constant “cmon just one date. Just one time, thats all i ask” and a constant “no” but damn does he keep trying.

He’s trying extra hard all the time now. In class, on the pitch, just making himself nicer. We do not care(we kinda care)

Lowkey he sends his friends after you to try and coax you into dating him. He loses his marbles after one of them comes back with a lipstick kiss on their cheek(we were feeling quite devious and silly!!)

He’s downright pathetic for us, annoying the living shit out of us before we finally snap, holding his chin and glaring down at him, demanding he knock it off.

And his pathetic little whine and “yes, ma’am… anything for you”

Nd holllyyy shit does that do something for me- i mean us- i mean ITgirl!reader. I mean i hate lorenzo fuck that guy

[rotthepoet]

Pookie pookie lemme tell u ☹️ I ughhh like Lorenzo so much (not as much as I like u ofc wink wonk w rizz 🌚) but I would neverrrrrr irl entertained the idea of being w him (bros a s-tier asshole)

SO THIS GAVE ME A REQUEST IDEA

There's Lorenzo who's...well Lorenzo. And then there's us 😻 the it-girl 😻 academic weapon, got our life together, ambitious n too smart to fall for Lorenzo's bs and won't give him the time of our day🤞😩

Essentially I'm saying I'm craving for a girl boss x pathetic Lorenzo trope n headcanons ☹️

Btw that new Mattheo fic was so intense got me fanning my face

- 🎹

ONG BABES IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO BUT IM HERE FOR YOU NOW POOKIE!!!

Because Lorenzo thinks he is ALL THAT and some, when in reality hes just a pretty face with rizz. Hes not a genius, and his personality doesnt offer any redeeming qualities, so when he sees you??? God youre so perfect. Absolutely everything he wants, everything he wants to be. You’d make him look perfect, he’d be perfect next to you

Lowkey his pining after you is a power move before it fails and he becomes unequivocally whipped.

He’s literally on his knees begging for you, offering to carry your bag or books between classes, i mean he is TRYING SO DAMN HARD

But you’re independent, pookie. You are a GIRL BOSS!! YOU DONT NEED HIS SHIT!

And so Enzo tries a different approach. Buying your love! Every single day, without fail, you have a new present. A new necklace, a new perfume, a new dress, and these things are not cheap in any way. He is trying to SPOIL YOU and when you so humbly ask him to take it back, he refuses, and says he’ll only take them back if you agree to a date with him.

At least the gifts are cute, because thats not happening.

And fuck he’s becoming so pathetic for you, going out of his way to be a gentleman for you. Holding open doors, paying for your bill at the three broomsticks.

Maybe if hes lucky, you’ll give him a little kiss on the cheek for being so sweet.

[pjsk-headcanons]

one-sided akitoya. aroace toya who is totally unaware of akito's massive crush on him. every time akito tries to flirt with him or anything Toya is just like "oh yeah i love having friends :) this is a normal thing that all close friends do :)" Does He Know (i am projecting)

several people try to tell akito that like. this is Not going to end well. and he refuses to listen to them all. i think it would be funny if he misunderstood so badly that he thought they were shutting him down for homophobia reasons. tsukasa (who has known toya since they were really young and has never seen him so much as hint at having a crush on anyone) tries to let akito down as easy as possible and akito is like "how is this theatre kid being homophobic to me rn doesn't he literally like guys" like he just Completely misses what everyone is actually saying LMAOOOO

-🎹☕⭐

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[pjsk-headcanons]

ok i was inspired by the emu perfect pitch hc but saki perfect pitch but she doesn't like,,, know it? she can just sing songs in the right key every time bc she hears them in her head etc etc. this is Not Great for the rest of l/n because she always forgets that everyone else needs a starting pitch when they're practicing vocals SHDHDHDHDHDH

also. kasa perfect pitch. he does know it tho. and he has it trained so he can do the thing where he instantly knows a note when someone plays it. mostly he uses this to promote how much of a star he is

ALSO also. toya learned pitch. i have no other comment on this one i just think you don't spend that much time alone around a piano and not learn some notes. source i spent a lot of time alone around a piano and look how i turned out /silly

-🎹☕⭐

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[misc-obeyme]

scientist barbatos save me scientist barbatos

(the stem major in me is SCREAMING)

- 🎹

I assume this is about the recent card art of Barb in a lab coat... you know where a plant is about to eat Levi while the plant itself is about to get eaten by Beel?

Anyway, if Barbatos wasn't a butler, I feel like scientist would be an excellent profession for him. He's so meticulous, I just think he'd be really good at it. Likely could keep all kinds of research organized, but also juuuuust unhinged enough to come up with those eureka moments...

One step away from evil villain... er I mean innovating the future!

[rotthepoet]

It's been a long hardworking day and I just wanna crawl into Enzo's arms and snuggle into his chest and just lay there and smell him and his cologne ☹️

Forget being independent and girl-bossing and forget Enzo's shit personality for a sec but I nEED MY POOKIE TO HOLD ME AND KISS MY FOREHEAD UGHHHH 😩

Or u can kiss my forehead instead pookie wink xx 🫵🤭

- 🎹

Omg i’ll be soft!rot for you 🥺🥺( that made me giggle out loud)

Because lorenzo can be kinda sweet I GUESSSSS🙄🙄🙄 his sweet thing, all cuddly in his arms, just kinda makes Lorenzo melt. Hes missed you all day, its basically been torture without you. How tf is he supposed to go a whole 9 hours without seeing you? He’s getting withdrawal like an addict.

Laying in Enzo’s arms far past the sunset, lazing around and just enjoying eachothers company. He might fall asleep on your chest listening to your heartbeat if you let him<3

[asheanon]

Off and on, as the Ashe body has allowed, I've been working on some shenanigans. One of these said shenanigans reminds me that I really need to draw some new pieces with Sal and her telescope. 🔭🌌

Which... Also reminds me of these older KH fanfic pieces that I still adore. 💙

[pjsk-headcanons]

projects my synthesasia onto the tenmas. saki has sight-smell synthesasia and she's told all of the people close to her what smell her synthesasia associates them with (tsukasa is honey, toya is mint, ichika is freshly cleaned laundry, shiho is raspberry tarts, honami is chocolates with caramel). generally, she just treats it as a fun party trick, but sometimes she can't wear the newest trends because they either have a really overwhelming smell or one she doesn't like, and that really bothers her. usually she can get around it by finding the same thing in a different color or type of fabric (and if she can't that goes into a separate hc i have abt shizuku and l/n but this ain't about them so im moving on)

toya has sound-taste synthesasia and he has NO idea until saki talks about hers. even once he figures out he has it, it takes him a while to piece together that the reason he suddenly stopped liking stonefruits (peaches, cherries, etc. anything with a big pit in the middle of it) is because he associated them with classical music. his synthesasia mostly triggers with music, but a few people's regular speaking voices taste like something to him (akito's tastes like coffee, tsukasa's tastes like banana, saki's tastes like birthday cake). he doesn't tell people about it unless they ask

tsukasa definitely has Some sort of synthesasia but he doesn't have it figured out or anything he just associates different things. he thinks this is a totally normal thing to do so he just tells anyone about it and does Not realize how strange it sounds to say "yeah this song smells like a library". somehow emu understands him perfectly every time he says something like this despite not having synthesasia herself. it's the weird kid psychic link /silly

-🎹☕⭐

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[pjsk-headcanons]

saki and tsukasa both sneeze at bright lights! despite not being related to them, toya has this gene as well :D

-🎹☕⭐ (im taking this anon signature now bc im ill abt the tenma siblings)

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[misc-obeyme]

I remember when a friend asked me "If you dislike Gojo, then why do you like Solomon?"

And now I can't stop thinking about it because I also don't know what to say. T-T

- 🎹

Oh no no no. I can tell your friend how that works right now.

First, I feel the need to explain how I feel about Gojo in general. I was like yeah whatever at first. I appreciate that he’s pretty but he’s also a clown so I don’t care about him. But then like he kept doing things and being pretty and making me go hmm. So I ended up liking him but in an angry I wanna punch you in your pretty face kinda way. This is why when I reblog art of him I sometimes tag it with 😡😡😡 because like that art just made me want to punch him more than usual.

So while I like him it’s not at all how I like Solomon.

And here’s the difference: Gojo is op and he knows it and he’s cocky as hell. Solomon had to fight and study and live a lonely immortal life to get as powerful as he is. He knows it but he’s not cocky most of the time. (Only on occasion when he has to show off his power.)

That’s the difference in my opinion. I will also say that I haven’t finished the manga (I’m at the Shibuya incident 😭) but I’ve seen the anime and the movie.

They have a lot in common and they’re both silly little guys with white hair and too much power but they’re not exactly the same. So I think it’s reasonable to like one and not the other.

[misc-obeyme]

Metalhead Barbatos... Hear me out:

Barbatos absolutely jamming to "Baby Said" by Måneskin as he brews tea for m'lord.

- 🎹

OKAY I loooove the idea of Barbatos listening to such things when he's doing his usual chores and stuff.

Plus with tea, there's the brewing part where like yeah he could do something like ready the tea tray or some such thing while he's waiting for the tea to brew. But wouldn't it be much more entertaining if he suddenly started playing air guitar and singing along at the top of his lungs?

The Little Ds all know the words to the song too because he does it every time he makes tea...

Diavolo can tell he's like wow you're really into that human world band, huh?

And Barb is just like I have no idea what you mean...

And Diavolo's like yeah uh huh. The tea tastes better when you listen to that song while you brew it.

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

I cant expose myself because it’ll be my main- but anyway, I’m gonna request because there’s not many writers for Yan cookies- (and I’m a writer myself so-)

Can I have Yan Crème Brûlée with an MC who follows him around for his performances? Not necessarily to the point of stalking, but like a big fan of him.

They’re always checking for the next date, constantly saving money to attend every single one of performances.

Over time, he notices them. He finds it kind of endearing that they’re always there to support him.

…

And from there you can take it anyway you want. It can be soft or more extreme Yan, I don’t care.

(Side note: Do you take anons? I haven’t checked your whole blog yet- if you do, can I be 🎹 anon?)

His Biggest Fan

Crème Brûlée Cookie knew that he had fans, many of them in fact. The venues at which he performed were always packed full to the brim, adoring fans listening as he worked his magic. The sweet and soothing melodies the Cookie would play, and the roaring appulase afterwards was always something he come to enjoy.

But there was one fan that stood out amongst the rest - you.

It started out small. He'd catch glimpses of you in the audience, seeing you leaning forward to watch, stars in your eyes. You were always at one of his shows, never once missing a performance.

Sometimes Crème Brûlée Cookie would see you outside, waiting. There would be many Cookies too, but you were a constant. A happy smile on your face as you would check the time to make sure you weren't too late or too early.

It was.. endearing.

Soon enough, Crème Brûlée Cookie came to expect your presence at the performances, and you never disappointed. You were always there, watching with the biggest smile, captivated by what he did.

It.. warmed him to know that there was someone who enjoyed his work as much as he did. Crème Brûlée Cookie felt it in his dough almost, like you were the only one who truly understood the meaning of the music he made.

He soon grew to yearn for you to be there, and while you always do, sometimes he worries that.. maybe you won't. Will you get bored of his performances one day? By the Witches, he hopes not..

And as he sees you lingering at the final performance of the day, merely basking in the afterglow of his music, Crème Brûlée Cookie works up his courage and approaches you.

"Hello there. I can't help but notice you've been at all my performances as of late. Might I know your name?"

He hopes that you'll give it to him, and he can find what type of his music you love most so that you'll never think of not coming to one of his performances.

[asheanon]

Sharing this old thing over here as well, since, apparently, the Xitter likes it!

It's a mood. Just… sending out all the good vibes that I can and casting some hopes and wishes out into the sky. For everyone I can think of, including myself. That sort of thing. ☄️💜

And as I mentioned in the comments there: I know that's Sal there along with a respective story (FFVII fanfic "The Anomaly") but I sometimes think it's fun to imagine this being a sort of YCH (your character here) situation as well.

Like, feel free to imagine your favorite sharing a hug with Seph for any reason too. It's always allowed anyway, but still. 🫂💜