#🎶song’s high-key traumatized rn and it’s 1:30am but she ain’t sleepin peacefully anytime soon🎶
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Okay I’ve already been beefing with Instagram for adding the feature where we scroll thru reels and it automatically shows us if it was ‘liked’ by people I follow (cuz I watch anime and I don’t wanna accidentally out myself to my fam lmao) but Jesus Fuckin Christ this was the straw that broke the camel’s back
(be warned it’s kinda nsfw)
I just came upon a reel that had a woman in a black dress sipping wine with text that said ‘when u want him to tie u up and edge u til u cry but u gotta act cool and mysterious’ and I was already like uhhh not my thing (sex-repulsed) but then I saw in that little bubble area that some people I knew liked it and I was like eh kinda tmi but to each their own i guess but then but then—
I recognize one of the profile pics that liked it. My face blanches in horror. I drop my phone and hold my head in my hands.
It was my mom.
#I NEED BLEACH IN MY EYES RIGHT FUCKIN NOW#EUGHHGH#MOM#MOMMMMM#but like what do I even do??#I can’t just send it to her and be like ‘hahahah mom u so silly’#BUT ITS IN MY BRAIN NOW IM TRAUMATIZED#AND WHEN IM TRAUMATIZED I NEED TO MAKE A JOKE OTHERWISE ITS SERIOUS#so what’s a girl to do??#I need to not be insta is what I need to do ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜#and find smth to scrub my brain out with#🎶song’s high-key traumatized rn and it’s 1:30am but she ain’t sleepin peacefully anytime soon🎶
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