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can you take out the trash?! starters
assorted sentence starters pretty much the entire dialogue from cherdleys’ timeless masterpiece can you take out the trash?! for all your roleplaying needs.
modify at your own discretion.
“it’s your day to take out the trash. can you do it?”
“N A Y! don’t. touch. a thing.”
“do not touch the rubbish.”
“...where have i seen you?”
“down... on your knees.”
“DOWN!”
“this is absurd. what are you doing?”
“do not speak unless spoken to!”
“did you just cast a spell on me, dude?”
“tell me, how do your lips feel?”
“shhh... funny little boy.”
“so pretty. would be such a shame to ruin with words.”
“i can’t, dude, he chapped my lip!”
“you love your king, yes?”
“you’d do anything for me.”
“when the castle’s dirty, no one’s happy.”
“if there was only some way that we could all pitch in, you know.”
“you know damn well what i mean!”
“don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me!”
“i’m kinda bored. can i look up now?”
“don’t look.”
“it’s like he has an agreement with gravity.”
“you may look.”
“i took the trash out seven moons ago, he took the trash out a fortnight ago (that’s two weeks). it’s your goddamned turn to take the motherfucking trash out!”
“i’ll do it, i’ll do it!”
“you see how easy that was?”
“that was... pretty much a big waste of time.”
“nay, nay, nay. double nay!”
“somebody’s got to step up and tell the boy how to live.”
“do you have any extra molly i can buy off you, dude?”
“this is shit.”
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“Transtrenders” Starters
Assorted sentence starters from ContraPoints’ “Transtrenders”. Modify at your own discretion.
Content warning for military mention, drug mention, alcohol mention, sex mention, philosophy, and catgirls.
“Which matters more, the freedom to live an authentic life or the freedom to crush degenerates under the heel of a jackboot?”
“I live in constant fear. And fear is what freedom is all about.”
“What’s your deal?”
“I don’t like society forcing me into tiny little boxes.”
“Why does it matter? Why do you have to know?”
“I’m dying inside.”
“Why should I conceal who I am just to appease small-minded people?”
“If you wanna be a glitterbeard genderfuck, then go ahead.”
“Aren’t we all freaks in the eyes of society?”
“Do you think you can purchase acceptance through conformity?”
“That is not freedom. That is simply adding another cell to the prison.”
“I am nothing like you.”
“My, I’m really getting under your skin, aren’t I?”
“You’re in a lot of pain, aren’t you?”
“I pity you, ____.”
“I can’t imagine what it must be like to have so little confidence in your own reality.”
“I want to heal the rift inside your heart, ____.”
“I would strongly prefer that you stay away from any of my rifts.”
“Why are you rejecting the love I am trying to deliver unto you?”
“Well, namaste, bitch.”
“God, I love the troops. Thinking about the troops makes me wet, it makes me come. Semper fi, boys!”
“If my existence is a statement, I think that says more about society than it says about me.”
“Your honor, in my defense, it is a glitter beard.”
“You’re just saying that you’re me and talking in a whiny voice. That is not an argument.”
“You know, the one thing you’ll always have to deal with in life is assholes.”
“It’s hard to be yourself. But it’s worth it.”
“Now, does my husband sometimes wear panties around the house and ask me to call him mommy’s little slut? Well, sure. But that is a matter between her and the Lord.”
“It’s best not to think about it too much.”
“The girl can’t help it. She’s a Libra.”
“You look great, hon.”
“____, you look like absolute shit.”
“Oh, are we serving a little depression moment? Well, don’t leave me out.”
“Really? You’re happy with the way that went? You feel good about that? You feel good about yourself right now?”
“You seem to think that you’re queen of the world because you’re hanging onto societal acceptance by two fingers instead of one.”
“You’re just an insecure, frightened little queer who’s determined to use the one ounce of power you have to tread other people down.”
“Your eyelash is coming unglued.”
“I always forget that you��re actually an asshole.”
“Why do I even hang out with you?”
“Wow, you’re developing self-consciousness. Where’d you learn that trick?”
“Are you gonna try to make me read Judith Butler again?”
“Yeah, you’re right... I’m full of shit.”
“Girl, shut up. This is too much philosophizing. I can’t stand it anymore.”
“Why don’t you tell me what’s really going on with you? Why do you look like you’ve been in a k-hole for a week?”
“There simply is no stopping gayness.”
“I love catgirls! I hate catgirls, but I also love them.”
“Oh, abominable fate.”
“The good news is, you can unclench your asshole now.”
“Run free, ____. Go top a cis woman. Bang a gay guy. Wear some over-sized flannel. Do whatever you want.”
“Bad things, ____, bad things!”
“Delusion is what separates us from the animals.”
“Who do you think built the pyramids and the cathedrals? Clearly not people with a perfectly rational worldview.”
“____, I have something to tell you.”
“Okay. Well, I’m gonna get going now. I have an important date tonight drinking vodka cranberries and reading YouTube comments by myself, so I’d really better go do that.”
“Oh, are you upset?”
“Just go.”
“I hate this bitch. But, God, she’s a yum-yum.”
“I am nothing like them.”
“I ended capitalism and everything I tweet is woke.”
“But most importantly, I love myself. I love myself so much it makes me wet, it makes me come.”
“Praise be onto me, hallelujah.”
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Harlots Starters | Part I
Assorted sentence starters from season 1 of the 2017 Hulu series Harlots. Modify at your pleasure.
Power
“This city is made of our flesh, every beam, every brick. We’ll have our piece of it.”
“Nothing comes for free, sir.”
“I’m clawing my way upwards in the world, not down.”
“Will you walk with me? If we seem a couple, they might not arrest me.”
“You’re nothing but a bare, forked animal, my dear.”
“I’m glad you’re thinking. It’s a good activity for you, my dear. I pray you’ll indulge in it more often.”
“Stop that noise!”
“Yes, beg. Beg! I like that. I like that a lot.”
“I don’t think you’re a dog at all, _____. I think you’re a bitch.”
“Don’t you dare speak to me like that.”
“You may have grown an inch since you stuck a man, but you’ll still do as you’re told.”
“You will know your place.”
“I've spent my whole life lowering my eyes to men like you, turning my back, saving my skin. This time, I’ll not turn away or step aside.”
Guilt
“You are a leech grown fat upon the sins of others. A vile parasite engaged in a brutal trade.”
“I am sunk in lust and lechery. What is the cost of my soul?”
“We’ll hang for this.”
“I felt since I was a boy there was a noose waiting somewhere with my name on it. I’ve avoided it so far. And then I met you.”
“Suffering purifies the soul. It will bring you closer to God.”
“Once your conscience peels away, you’ll find you can do anything.”
“What choice did I have? I did it for _____.”
“It’s my murder now.”
“What’s the matter, _____? Is it the powder or have you seen a ghost?”
“Do you fear death more because you are a sinner?”
“I know what you are.”
Love
“You are a harlot, sir.”
“Don’t you dare be nice to me.”
“Marriage is the worst kind of thief.”
“I wouldn’t wish marriage on a dog.”
“Kindness is a cruelty.”
“In trying to protect you, I have made you soft.”
“Don’t pretend you’re a friend.”
“Let’s go. Come on, come away with me.”
“I am not to love or be loved.”
“I’m going to go and get you some water and something for the pain.”
“No. I’ll not be cossetted. Not anymore.”
“Whatever will become of you, _____? You’re a mayfly. I worry that you’ll only live for a day.”
“Love’s not a sin.”
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Good Omens Starters
Assorted sentence starters from Good Omens (2019). Modify at your own discretion.
“Well, that went down like a lead balloon.”
“Bit of an overreaction, if you ask me.”
“It’s all part of the Great Plan. It’s not for us to understand.”
“It’s ineffable.”
“Didn’t you have a flaming sword?”
“Just because it’s a mild night doesn’t mean that the forces of evil aren’t abroad.”
“This really isn’t my scene.”
“I do not sully the temple of my celestial body with gross matter.”
“See a wile, ya thwart. Am I right?”
“Don’t listen to him. Listen to me.”
“What you’re doing is praiseworthy, but obviously doomed to failure.”
“I would like to purchase one of your material objects.”
“I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.”
“Oh, you sweet thing. That’s not gonna happen, is it?”
“Thou art tardy. I should have been aflame 10 minutes since.”
“You know what you’ve done. You’ve disappointed me.”
“Now, this is going to hurt you so much more than it will hurt me.”
“I don’t reckon it’s allowed, going round setting fire to people. Otherwise, people’d be doing it all the time.”
“Art thou a witch?”
“Actually, this is very painful. I’m thinking of admitting to being a witch.”
“There are people out there shooting at each other.”
“Everyone has free will, including the right to murder.”
“Oh Lord, heal this bike.”
“Got any better ideas? Or one single better idea?”
“Fancy running into you here.”
“We’re not having this conversation. Not another word.”
“You are up to no good.”
“I didn’t fall. I just, you know... sauntered vaguely downwards.”
“Do you know what trouble I’d be in if they knew I’d been fraternising?”
“You can’t kill me. There’ll be paperwork!”
“Should I say thank you?”
“Look, excuse me for asking, if it’s not a personal question, but... are you a witch?”
“This is ridiculous. You are ridiculous. I don’t even know why I’m still talking to you.”
“Enough. I’m leaving.”
“Have a nice doomsday!”
“Armageddon is coming. And I’m fairly certain it starts today, just after teatime.”
“I’m... I’m soft.” *
“I don’t do jokes. When people do jokes in my presence, they rapidly find themselves swallowing their tongues.”
“Do you hear voices? What are they saying? What are they telling you?”
“You’re so clever! How can somebody as clever as you be so stupid?”
“I forgive you.”
“I’m getting myself quite calmly worried about being shot, and then put in a cell, and then waterboarded, and then shot again.”
“Did you really just say ‘what the heck’?”
“We are here to lick some serious butt.”
“I do not endorse everyday sexism.”
“I believe in peace, bitch.”
“Another deluded victim of the patriarchy...”
“Maybe you should just keep your mouth shut.”
“You’re a disobedient little brat.”
“Shut your stupid mouth and die already.”
“Temptation accomplished.”
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Am I a Man? Starters
Assorted sentence starters from Chris Fleming’s Am I a Man? Modify at your own discretion.
“Are you a man or a woman?”
“He sounds like a guy... but he has long hair like a Bichon.”
“No offense or nothing, but, like... are you my mom or my dad?”
“Is he gay? Am I gay?”
“Am I a man?”
“Can I consider myself a man if, in a pinch, I can dry myself off with a hand towel?”
“My concept of a man is someone who whacks their elbow a little bit at a Bertucci’s and has no hang-ups about Freaking. Out.”
“When I’m in public alone, I just want to vanish.”
“If I hear music playing outside of a store, I will actively try to not walk to the beat because I don’t want to look like I just got out of a take-back-your-life seminar.”
“Like, I feel like this is my day, do you know what I mean?”
“When do I become immune to the shame of just giving a simian performance whenever I get angry in public?”
“I’m still traumatized from when the mailman saw me eating a grapefruit naked in 2011.”
“You know when you haven’t said anything yet that day and you’re suddenly thrust into a social situation?”
“You’ve just been kind of festering in the wilderness of your own apartment.”
“Buh-eyyyy...!”
“It was a feral encounter.”
“No one’s taken a risk in Massachusetts since the Boston Tea Party.”
“Continue on your journey. Namaste!”
“You will be fed to the Dropkick Murphys. Marty Walsh himself will do it.”
“That’s right, I’m having daughters. No sons, okay? Sons are gross.”
“Ew, what are you guys? An improv group?”
“The one tough thing about having a daughter is knowing that, at one point, she will hook up with a photographer.”
“I DON’T CARE THAT WE’RE AT BERTUCCI’S, BETSY!”
“Not really sure how that’s revenge... If anything, it seems kind of supportive.”
“Your actions are saying, ‘I want to be as close to you as possible.’”
“I know, to you, this seems like sweet, sweet Shakespearean vengeance, but you’re just behaving like a girlfriend on a couch.”
“You have to stifle your agony.”
“She’s small, so she’s unaware of all the damage she’s capable of doing.”
“Nope!”
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starter call
yes hello i know i still owe a ton of replies, but anyway here’s wonderwall. like, reply, or send a message if you want a starter. pls specify muse or i will slide into your messages and haunt you.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU’RE DTP (DOWN TO PLOT)
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Oscar Wilde Starters
Assorted Oscar Wilde quotes. Modify at your pleasure.
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”
“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”
“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”
“Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”
“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.”
“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.”
“No good deed goes unpunished.”
“He is witty, graceful, lovely to look at, lovable to be with. He has also ruined my life, so I can’t help loving him—it is the only thing to do.”
“When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.”
“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling, and Domine non sum dignus should be on the lips and in the hearts of those who receive it.”
“I can resist anything except temptation.”
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Douglas Adams Starters
Assorted Douglas Adams quotes. Predictably Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-loaded. Modify at your pleasure. 👽
Content warning for depression and implied cannibalism.
❝ A cup of tea would restore my normality. ❞
❝ We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem. ❞
❝ ____… you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❞
❝ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. ❞
❝ The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn’t enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline. ❞
❝ Don’t Panic. ❞
❝ The mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. ❞
❝ I don’t go to mythical places with strange men. ❞
❝ Conceited little mega-puppy. ❞
❝ Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❞
❝ I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. ❞
❝ I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered. ❞
❝ Yeah, you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel. ❞
❝ What I need… is a strong drink and a peer group. ❞
❝ I’m up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. ❞
❝ You’re so unhip, it’s a wonder your bum doesn’t fall off. ❞
❝ He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts. ❞
❝ You know what a learning experience is? A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.’ ❞
❝ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❞
❝ Life: loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❞
❝ I thought you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❞
❝ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don’t know why I bother to say it... oh God I’m so depressed. ❞
❝ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! ❞
❝ Would you like to see the menu? Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day? ❞
❝ Good evening. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? ❞
❝ It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else’s point of view without the proper training. ❞
❝ If I ever meet myself, I’ll hit myself so hard I won’t know what’s hit me. ❞
❝ My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes. ❞
❝ There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick. ❞
❝ Listen, three eyes, don’t you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. ❞
❝ My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❞
❝ Blood...blood...blood...blood… ❞
❝ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❞
❝ And then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. ❞
❝ Hey, you sass that hoopy ____? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is. ❞
❝ What’s the problem, Earthman? ❞
❝ I vaguely remember my school days. They were what was going on in the background while I was trying to listen to the Beatles. ❞
❝ If you ever find yourself in need of help again, you know, if you’re in trouble, need a hand out of a corner… please don’t hesitate to get lost. ❞
❝ I’ve had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies. ❞
❝ 42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family. ❞
❝ Who is this god person anyway? ❞
❝ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❞
❝ The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later. ❞
❝ One is never alone with a rubber duck. ❞
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In Bruges Starters
Trigger warning for extensive use of profanity, violence, guns, drugs, suicide, homicide... So many trigger warnings. All the trigger warnings, ok?
Feel free to crop and edit at your discretion.
“It’s Judgment Day, you know?”
“We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.”
“Maybe that’s what hell is.”
“I’m really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night.”
“Well, he’s on a lot of ketamine.”
“I don't hit women. I'd never hit a woman. I’d hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle! That's different, that's self defence, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I'd never hit a woman generally.”
“How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody’s fucking thing, eh? How can that be?”
“You’re not getting that gun back.”
“___. ___! It’s an inanimate fucking object!”
“YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!”
“I’m sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset.”
“It’s called ‘sightseeing’.”
“We rob tourists sometimes.”
“An uzi? I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn’t come here to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
“___, let’s face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.”
“Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!”
“I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.”
“It’s like a fucking fairytale or something.”
“I... shoot people for money.”
“Well, you say all that fucking stuff, I can’t fucking shoot you now, can I?”
“One gay beer for my gay friend.”
“I know I shouldn’t... but I will.”
“So, ___ wants me dead. What a wanker.”
“That’s not gonna help you, man.”
“I haven’t had a shag in months!”
“Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.”
“When I phoned you yesterday, did I ask you '___, would you do me a favour and become ___'s psychiatrist please?' No. What I think I asked you was ‘Would you go blow his fucking head off for me?’”
“He’s suicidal? I’m suicidal, you’re suicidal, everybody’s fucking suicidal. We don’t all keep going on about it.”
“Alright, don’t come over all Ghandi. What are you fucking doing? ___, stop messing about, please. Pick up your fucking gun.”
“He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt, and he repeats: ‘Yes, I am talking to you. What’s fucking unbelievable?’”
“I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.”
“Altogether, I've had five pints of beer and six bottles... no... six pints of beer and seven bottles, and you know what? I'm not even pissed.”
“That’s for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt!”
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Ok, but hear me out: actual ghost!Cosette. Like for an encounter of the third kind, specially tailored for your muse.
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How Not to be Seen | Open
She knew exactly where to strategically place her feet so the floorboards would not betray her position, had mastered the technique of opening and closing doors and windows without making a sound, and was adept at regulating her breathing.
In another life, she might have made a damn fine burglar.
There had been a time when these skills had been essential to her survival. And she hadn’t forgotten a thing since then.
Knowledge once toilsomely acquired, now reeled off without effort, seemingly of its own accord.
Before she knew it, she was greeted by the cool, lavender-hung night air of her garden. Her precious garden, her one and only realm. How she loved it! How she resented it! Beyond a doubt, she knew it - like the back of her hand. Every blade of grass, every petal on every flower. Not a spot in this realm of hers was unknown to Cosette. How could it be any different? Naturally, the loose bar on the fence surrounding the garden was no exception. She may or may not have helped a bit to make it come loose in the first place.
Not with this in mind though, she told herself as she gracefully slipped out onto the street, certainly not. Simply… for the pleasure of it. Truth be told, she hadn’t spent much time thinking about what she was doing and why while she’d been doing it altogether. The same could be said about a lot of things she did. It was a bit of a pattern with her.
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